₦airaland Forum

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, opposite door neighbor came into my house with my younger brother and didn't even say hi to me.

He just walked past me like I'm nothing.[/color]

Saronna:
Huh? Are u serious?


Like bye.!

Saronna:
I don't recall saying m looking for one, SILLY! go find someone ur age to talk to.

Saronna:
Ok now I know ur a toll. Feel free talking to the hand!

FlawlessRebirth2:
hello.....ladies

let's not dull our self....

come leak their secret...

what's them guys favourite lie?

FlawlessRebirth2:
hello.....ladies

let's not dull our self....

come leak their secret...

what's them guys favourite lie?

Saronna:
What are you? 5?? Stop quoting me.

Skibolobo:
Girls lie alot tell me one you know... Just for fun

Saronna:
Whatever. Gwrrarahere!

Saronna:
Huh? Are u serious?


Like bye.!

Saronna:
What's was so bad about my lunch tht is making you all frown? I will post my cats poo on romance land if I wish so , come stop me

Saronna:
Lmfaooo!!!!!!! Ur funny!

thanks for making me laugh.

Saronna:
Sooooo umm idk what to make of this thread , but here's my lunch

Saronna:
Sooooo umm idk what to make of this thread , but here's my lunch

KingCheezyPuff:
Don't try an flatter me Cork
Sides,you ain't even seen me

KingCheezyPuff:
Still clownin' out

cutieberie1:
Lol white women actually anyway i understand

cutieberie1:
So that means u are a racist well who do the white men prefer if d black men want d white women

cutieberie1:
Lol,your prefered choice as usual but others should speak 4 themselves but y dont u like black women,are u a racist?

Jessesilv:
THE TOP 5.
#5: NAA OKAILEY - MISS WORLD GHANA 2013 . EMERGING 2ND RUNNER UP AT MISS WORLD 2013

Jessesilv:
THE TOP 5.
#5: NAA OKAILEY - MISS WORLD GHANA 2013 . EMERGING 2ND RUNNER UP AT MISS WORLD 2013

refiner:
please who wrote jamb in anambra state university igbariam!....should please share his/her experience!....

was there any network problem?...or do they begin late

mine will be next tomarrow!by 6:30am...are they gonna start on the dot?...

anybody please!

onila:
we are AFRICANS!

we dont do that

most of the time, its those foolish lagos pple that suggest I shld see a shrink
I cant stand those lagos fcckers

lagos full of dumb white washed, rude, proud for nothing, dumb AFRICANS fooling ard with fake british accents
pathetic if u ask me

the day i went to see the shrink
the white old b1tch said i shld be sent back to my village in Nigeria. .how rude

we Africans fight and improve our lives thru prayer and hard work

not shrink

any lagos modafccker that says I shld see a shrink on NL again
I will put you in ur place like i always do

useless f00ls!

cutieberie1:
But still 9jerian guys can not do without 9ja ladies.well one man's meat is another man's poison

tombravo:
hehe. . . maybe when husbands and boos drag em to gym.

JealousPrince:
Hello all nairalanders, there is this girl i love so much, and when i mean love, i love her so very much, she is my everything. She is the definition of beauty.
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She loves me 10X more than i loves her
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She is the main reason i just smh when ever i hear guyz says all Naija girls are gold diggers, though she is not from nigeria, she is from Benin Rupublic, but she has been in Nigeria for almost a year now.
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When ever she comes visiting ( though she always comes visiting everyday or almost every day) so when ever she comes visiting we always kiss, cuddle, romance, fingeringgg and all other sexual things.
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So yesterday night when she came, i was so happy because there was no one at home, just only i. Everyone went to an all night.
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So as normal we started kissing, romancing and all other things, so i asked her for sex, i told her in direct pidgin (are one fucck ooooo, my body dun dey hot ooo) but mba she refused, always telling me that she can't allow me, that i woun't understand, that she don't want to get pregnant now, i told her that i will use two condoms, but she no gree, so after much anger i decided to go and sit in the parlour that i don't need the sex any more, but she followed me there and started kissing me, pressing my whole body against hers and all other things, but i pusher her away in anger, but still yet she no gree she still comes back to do the same.
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Then i decided to leave the house for her, but behold she gave in and hold me back, and she said i should wear the condom, that its because of the love she have for me that she is giving in.
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I swear the word pain me die, but i did't let her know that she just hurted me with those words. I just acted as normal
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So i opened the two condoms and i wore them, so she laid in the normal missionary position for me to enter, but behold when am about to enter her my penis went totally flaccid.
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Then i started kissing and fingeringgg her again, but (for where) he no gree stand, she rub am, rub rub rub but na lie. the tin no gree stand, my body that was totally very hot before when we were romancing went very cold.
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I was in so much anger that i did't know when i asked her in a slow tone that did she has any spiritual husband that is watching her, at first she did't understand, then i explained to her what spiritual husband means and how they works
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Mhen this was the first time ever that i saw her real angry with me, but i apologized immediately.
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Then she went to where her aunt sent her that she is coming back.
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When she came back my body was very lively again, but there was one problem my mother and sisters are back, there was no all night.
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It was then she started urging me that we should look for another place to do it, that she really loves to do it this night. But it was too late because i have no where to carry her to. But i made a suggestion that we should go to a near by bush or go to the back of a church that is close to our hood. But she refused with anger
That even if she allows me am willing to take her to a bush to sex her, then i pleaded that am sorry
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I swear to God the thing pain me die. I dun mark yesterday date wetin my prickkk do me yesterday i no go ever forget am for my life. I dun put am for yearly anniversary for my phone and i dun mark the date for our wall.

Sasuwa:
Between whites and indians who are more handsome or beautiful, chinese , africans and arabs and other race and nationalities excluded,
prove with picture

refiner:
mtsheeeew!...all I want from u is to desist from mentioning my name again!...u hear?

refiner:
yea I never said u should stop talking to her buh pls never bring in my moniker in ur talks!....must u mention my name!

refiner:
Mr cork pls!....stop mentioning my name!...wetin nah!

KashyBaby:
All I ask, cud u plz not compare me with the rest? For goodness sake Nigerian ladies are blessed with beauty & brains but u don't see this coz u keep mocking them..

Abeg, juz leave me alone & stop wasting ur time checking on me...juz exclude me in all ur quotes..