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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How You Doin? by MrCork: 10:06am On Mar 18, 2016

KashyBaby:
I know...I will definitely juz ignore them..I'm juz tired of their nonsense,unethical behavior..

Tnxx anyway.

...you racist CRACKHEAD SINGAPORE B!TCH.....did you forget to tell Mr lover boy that you refer to Nigerians as ****BLACKIE*** & did you forget to tell him that you called several guys that degradin name (check your previous post)....I all ready told you last week that you have mental issue with your brain (no ofeense)

Cc ba7man

Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 9:38am On Mar 18, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Kay.

...ROMANCE SECTION IS FOR CHASIN FEMALES....MALES CHASE FEMALES....NOT MALES CHASE MALES...Durrent said he gay & this qualifys him to be fagggggggot....hope this make sense!!... angry

Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 9:05am On Mar 18, 2016

KingCheezyPuff:
Cork how many times do you need ta hear it ....
....yer jokes aren't funny.
You wanna leave him alone?
Find somethin' else ta do when you find yerself bored or with more free time than you know what ta do with.
Somethin' constructive.

..jokes? ..so I amuse you? Do I loooklike a comedian to you? ... you rink am tryn to be f unnny?....listen..if your boy friend is gay then he not welcome to nairaland. ..I HAVE HATRED FOR FAGGGGGGGGOTS & we hate fagggggots wannabe....we like lessssbians as long as they look feminine thou...anyways durrentt is a fagggggggggot (he even admired it) and should find another website..

[size=16pt] ..NAIRALAND IS NOT A GAY WEBSITE...WE DON'T WANT FAGGGGGGOTS!![/size] angry

Romance › Re: 12 Most Beautiful Nairalanders!....(counter Thread) by MrCork: 7:57pm On Mar 17, 2016

refiner:
I've gat to re write dis cos I understand DAT most of d gals in d earlier thread by luvu2 were not even up to average,thereby neglecting some of the beautiful ones here!...so I decided to pick dem out and replace dem wif d most beautiful!!!

am sorry luvu2 if u find dis embarrassing to u....do accept my apology....just trying to right ur wrongs!!

12. www.nairaland.com/stupendinluv

11. www.nairaland.com/mrsphyno

10. www.nairaland.com/justeenaleo

9. www.nairaland.com/sinaj

8. www.nairaland.com/yourmain

7. www.nairaland.com/ivyt

6. www.nairaland.com/cutet

5. www.nairaland.com/jadekitana

4. www.nairaland.com/adaure4ever

3. www.nairaland.com/sasuwa

2. www.nairaland.com/redgem

1. www.nairaland.com/myfantasies

so dis is it!...hope I spoke u guys mind!

...seee yorr head like Ghana made toilet roll...... any of them loook lightskin to u?.....The most beauriful nairaland female is KASHYBABY..pirrriod!!! ((((NO COMPETITION))))) angry

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Romance › Re: 12 Most Beautiful Nairalanders!....(counter Thread) by MrCork: 7:54pm On Mar 17, 2016

refiner:
I've gat to re write dis cos I understand DAT most of d gals in d earlier thread by luvu2 were not even up to average,thereby neglecting some of the beautiful ones here!...so I decided to pick dem out and replace dem wif d most beautiful!!!

am sorry luvu2 if u find dis embarrassing to u....do accept my apology....just trying to right ur wrongs!!

12. www.nairaland.com/stupendinluv

11. www.nairaland.com/mrsphyno

10. www.nairaland.com/justeenaleo

9. www.nairaland.com/sinaj

8. www.nairaland.com/yourmain

7. www.nairaland.com/ivyt

6. www.nairaland.com/cutet

5. www.nairaland.com/jadekitana

4. www.nairaland.com/adaure4ever

3. www.nairaland.com/sasuwa

2. www.nairaland.com/redgem

1. www.nairaland.com/myfantasies

so dis is it!...hope I spoke u guys mind!

Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Mar 17, 2016*

HateU2:
I'm a feminist according to my definition
Does dat make me a lez?

^^^^^this feminist is a first class trouble maker!!!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:19pm On Mar 17, 2016

HateU2:
SMH 4 u

...darlin u dont loooklike a lesssbian...be nice! undecided

Romance › Re: Naturally Increase Your Breast Size Via This 6 Ways by MrCork: 7:17pm On Mar 17, 2016

onstelly:
Leave me alone you foollllll

...was i not tryn to help u?...do u have a man?...NO..you ungratefull goat!!(no oofeinse) undecided

Romance › Revealed: ... All Feminist Are Lessssbians!!! (proof) by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Mar 17, 2016

After a Global on Romance from different culture, we can finally concluded that women are convinced all feminist are lessssbians... I lie?... Well, the ladies quesstionaire came up with 3 answers (excuses) which they all claimed:

Update 1: I'm not a lesbian because I'm a feminist... I was a lesbian before I was a feminist.
Update 2: Well I've never had any bad experiences with men... ..
Update 3: I'm very close to my dad, grandpa, brother, uncle and male cousins and I have lots of male friends too, gay and straight.

As of today, we can therefore conclude that all feminist are lessssbians!!!

..ermm by the way, its a free world and there is notin wrong wit lessssbians coz we prefer them (two women....kaiii) cheesy

.....We jusss cant stand Gay guys coz they are a waste to mankind!!(no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Girls Can You Date Donald Trump With This His D**k by MrCork: 6:43pm On Mar 17, 2016

jbbalarabe:
My question is to the ladies can you Date Donald Trump with a finger size Dick

...ask Onstelly of Nairaland would....ask her! grin

Romance › Re: Minimum Educational Qualification For A Spouse by MrCork: 6:40pm On Mar 17, 2016

KashyBaby:
Master Degree holder will be great I guess..in that case both of us are working permanently

...yea right...you have a Master Degree and u cuss every bory on NAiraland like educated ilitarate??...STOP LYIN MENNNNNNNNN!!!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by MrCork: 6:29pm On Mar 17, 2016

mizzkweenbee:
Jesus wept , how in God's name is this possible. Am very sure I didn't type this shit, is it possible someone can hack your account in nairaland,mrcork my type of guy ,

I'll gladly give my left breast than utter this kinda fuckery

...you will gimmme yor breeeeeast? ...really? tongue

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Romance › Re: Who Can Get This Right? by MrCork: 5:26pm On Mar 17, 2016

shegsky:
Who can get this right?,,

If you want to catch a fish, use Earthworm!,
If u want to catch a Rat, use pieces of Fish or bread,
If u want to catch a Dog, use Bone,
If u want to catch a Man, use a Beautiful Woman,

And if u want to catch a Woman, Use what?

..use your fish brain!! (No ofeense) angry

Celebrities › Re: See The Beast-like Car Flavour Carried His Daughter In by MrCork: 3:04pm On Mar 17, 2016

pretydiva:
It looks horrible n scary

^^^still loookin forward to this chicks dumb replies....she one of the dumbest babes on nairaland...so dumb dumb! grin

Romance › Re: 5 Ladies You Should Never Try Dating If You Are Broke. by MrCork: 2:20pm On Mar 17, 2016

KashyBaby:
Omar307, Honestly, why u date someone if ur a broke? i only go for married & nairaland guys are broke a** Blackies. Blackies because they are black and poor Nigerians .

...BUT WHY DO YOU CALL AFRICANS BLACKIES?...GROW UP YOU ALBINO FOOOOL.....GROW UP!!!! undecided

Romance › Re: Lady Breaks A Guy's Head For Touching Her ( Just Happening In Lagos ) by MrCork: 2:15pm On Mar 17, 2016

mizzkweenbee:
pinceprinz, you are a cheap rat & will never be on the same level with my type of guy, Mr Cork, so please f****k of like a B!tch you are.

...calm dowm babes, no need for violence..am sure pinceprinz is a nice guy. Chill undecided

Romance › Re: Battle Of The Beauties!! Top21 Most Beautiful Nairalanders That Are Stunners!!! by MrCork: 2:06pm On Mar 17, 2016

Angelberry:
we are friends now, don't say that again.

..ok mummy!

Romance › Re: Battle Of The Beauties!! Top21 Most Beautiful Nairalanders That Are Stunners!!! by MrCork: 1:42pm On Mar 17, 2016

Angelberry:
Say you're sorry cos I was angry

...ok then...juss be cos u wear mini sket & you are lightskin.....AM SORRRY!! wink

Romance › Re: Battle Of The Beauties!! Top21 Most Beautiful Nairalanders That Are Stunners!!! by MrCork: 1:31pm On Mar 17, 2016

Angelberry:
She is pretty corkyy, why did you edit my post last night I'm angry with u

...who?.. me?.. when?..how? undecided

Romance › Re: Battle Of The Beauties!! Top21 Most Beautiful Nairalanders That Are Stunners!!! by MrCork: 1:13pm On Mar 17, 2016

Angelberry:
Didn't you see sasuwa the prettiest among them she's light skin

...huh?....that ugly ting that look like refugee?...do you need glasses?....she aint even as preeeeety as you & even sef ..that ordnary Onstelly is way preeety pass her!! angry

Romance › Re: Battle Of The Beauties!! Top21 Most Beautiful Nairalanders That Are Stunners!!! by MrCork: 12:33pm On Mar 17, 2016

LuveU2:
Who would have known nairaland could produce worldclass damsels . Indeed we are all privileged to have them on this site. When i saw some of them i had to conclude tho hastily that beauty could bring healing to one's soul.

I am so honoured to present to you our top20. Ladies and gentlemen enjoy

21. www.nairaland.com/mrsphyno

20. www.nairaland.com/justeenaleo

19. www.nairaland.com/evegran

18. www.nairaland.com/mynd1

17. www.nairaland.com/amokeme

16. www.nairaland.com/maxity02

15. www.nairaland.com/sisinini

14. www.nairaland.com/leriebloom

13. www.nairaland.com/jadekitana

12. www.nairaland.com/ebiz12

11. www.nairaland.com/adaure4ever

10. www.nairaland.com/refiner

9. www.nairaland.com/ivyt

8. www.nairaland.com/mhizkel

7. www.nairaland.com/vooyour

6. www.nairaland.com/stupedinluv

5. www.nairaland.com/html14java

4. www.nairaland.com/repogirl

3. www.nairaland.com/mimido2

2. www.nairaland.com/sasuwa

1. www.nairaland.com/cutet

...OP....they dont sell glasses in that Nigeria?.....did you see any lightskin female on that list?? (no oofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Battle Of The Beauties!! Top21 Most Beautiful Nairalanders That Are Stunners!!! by MrCork: 12:31pm On Mar 17, 2016

LuveU2:
Who would have known nairaland could produce worldclass damsels . Indeed we are all privileged to have them on this site. When i saw some of them i had to conclude tho hastily that beauty could bring healing to one's soul.

I am so honoured to present to you our top20. Ladies and gentlemen enjoy

21. www.nairaland.com/mrsphyno

20. www.nairaland.com/justeenaleo

19. www.nairaland.com/evegran

18. www.nairaland.com/mynd1

17. www.nairaland.com/amokeme

16. www.nairaland.com/maxity02

15. www.nairaland.com/sisinini

14. www.nairaland.com/leriebloom

13. www.nairaland.com/jadekitana

12. www.nairaland.com/ebiz12

11. www.nairaland.com/adaure4ever

10. www.nairaland.com/refiner

9. www.nairaland.com/ivyt

8. www.nairaland.com/mhizkel

7. www.nairaland.com/vooyour

6. www.nairaland.com/stupedinluv

5. www.nairaland.com/html14java

4. www.nairaland.com/repogirl

3. www.nairaland.com/mimido2

2. www.nairaland.com/sasuwa

1. www.nairaland.com/cutet

Romance › Re: Girls Can You Date Donald Trump With This His D**k by MrCork: 11:26am On Mar 17, 2016

KashyBaby:
Yes ..Me Cork's c0rk way too big & get big....satisfied?

[size=16pt] ... Kashybaby....LEAVE MY BIG C0RK ALONE FOR GOD'S SAKE.....STALKER!!!! [/size] embarassed

Romance › Re: PHOTO: What Would You Do In This Situation by MrCork: 10:33am On Mar 17, 2016

mizzkweenbee:
Merlisa

You get excess strenght

And excess time too.

Humans don't reason with animals, no matter how many times you clean up a pig, twill still go back to the waste bin cos it's a pig and that's what they do

..calm down ugly little man..is yorrr name Manlisa??...bro you tink u can fool us by wearin wig & make up...abi?.. ..YOU GHANA PEOPLE MENNNN!! undecided

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Romance › Re: PHOTO: What Would You Do In This Situation by MrCork: 9:08am On Mar 17, 2016

Merlissa:
Noodles ko

Broccoli ni

Abeg stop forming

....sweaty ..have just finish eatin full English breakfast for breakfast. ....do you no what that rissss??...hav..you been to London? ...and pliss dont lie! undecided

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Hidden Truth About Some Famous Romancelanders(debunked) by MrCork: 9:05am On Mar 17, 2016

nikkypearl:
I. Dont where tongue goat!
Tongue kor lung ni! Mitcheeew!

^^^^atirude...and then she complains she can't find man on nairaland. .goat! undecided

Romance › Re: Battle Of The Beauties!! Top21 Most Beautiful Nairalanders That Are Stunners!!! by MrCork: 8:11am On Mar 17, 2016

FlawlessRebirth2:
.YOU EVEN CARRY MR CORK NAME PUT.....HE HAS THE BIGGEST D**K ON NAIRALAND & I RATHER VOTES FOR HIM

...awww thanks babes wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Hidden Truth About Some Famous Romancelanders(debunked) by MrCork: 7:48am On Mar 17, 2016

nikkypearl:
Smh!

...darlin am written a report for intanational womens day & all I ask is yorrr asistance..not atitude..goat....anyways so do you where tongue..what size color?

Romance › Re: Please I Need Your Advises by MrCork: 7:44am On Mar 17, 2016

ADEWUMIMichael:
I fell in love with one of my church member...
choir member to be precise so I decided to approach her but she turned me down

....but what I noticed these days is that she started disturbing mhe herself ...at least a day she will call me like three to four times,telling me that she just wanted to greet mhe and am very very confuse....

Please Should I re-approach her or what please am really confuse now

...is she lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: Naturally Increase Your Breast Size Via This 6 Ways by MrCork: 7:38am On Mar 17, 2016

charming1111:
A woman is incomplete without those two balls on her chest (her breasts). The size and shape of the breasts makes a lady more attractive and appealing to others (both male and female).

However, most ladies are not endowed with the perfect size of breasts that would match their body size and height.

If you are a lady and you’ve been desperate to increase the size of your breasts, then this article is for you:

1. Regularly Massage Your Breasts: The best way to naturally increase your breast size is via regular massaging. Regularly massaging your breast 30 minutes a day for 1 month will increase the size of the breast by one cup!!!

Procedure:

a. Generate heat by rubbing your hands together for about 10 seconds.

b. Place your “hot” hands on your breasts and gradually massage inwards for 3 seconds. NOTE: Rub clockwise and anti-clockwise direction for right and left breasts respectively.

c. Do this regularly with at least 50 counts daily (morning and night) for one month. However, if you think that this exercise is tedious, seek for your boyfriend’s assistance.

2. Actively Partake In Busts Increasing Exercises: These exercises are targeted at the breasts muscles with a view of naturally increasing the size of the breasts.

Outlined below, are some busts increasing exercises, namely:

a. Wall Press: While facing a wall, stand upright and place your palms on the wall. Push against the wall for about 10 seconds without bending your elbow. For quick test results, repeat exercise daily (morning and evening) for 15 times.

b. Swinging Arms: Stand straight with your hands placed by your sides. In a clockwise direction, swing both arms for about 15-20 seconds. This exercise, if done for about 20 minutes daily, would increase the size of the breasts in a short time.

3. Brassiere: Below are the do’s and don’ts of bra practices

a. Don’t Wear Oversize Bra.

b. Use a padded or push-up bra

c. Do not stuff your bra with tissue or cloth with the aim of making your breasts seem large.

d. Do not wear tight or thin bras as this would make your breast look non-existent.

4. Wear breast enhancing clothes.

5. Practice good/correct posture.

SOURCE:http://www.infongr.com/2016/03/naturally-increase-your-breast-size-via.html#more

....THANKS BRO....this thread will help Onstelly..Refiner & kashyBaby of nairaland... .....thoose 3 looklike fryn pan!! (No ofeense)

Romance › Re: Tips: How To Know A Lady Who's Had Sex Beyond Threshold (mayb More Dan 20x) by MrCork: 12:29am On Mar 17, 2016

KashyBaby:
I bet u juz dated those loose cats that's y jumped into conclusions...

...yes its true am tradin in my Range rover spot for 2012 Bentley in June...it only cost me juss £140,000(cash). wink

Romance › Re: Adults Only: List Three Dirtiest Adult Movie You Cant Stop Watching. by MrCork: 12:12am On Mar 17, 2016

Kashybaby:
love to make a blue movie phuckin Mr Cork. I wanna phuck him

...WOW..SLOW DOWN MADAM.... ask nicely & sayyyit like you meannnnnit wink

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