₦airaland Forum

poshestmina:
God bless you bro
You wrote down my thoughts

ayotrey:
why do girls like guys with beards so much?

2dice:
lol..
Not shy
Am single but i never said am Searching
Don't turn diss Shii into my show..
Its ur show bae...we are looking for ur Mr.Right
Not the other way round

naughtynaughty:
gerrraarahere mehn

Jadekitana:
Haha it would have been but I see most people saying you ain't based in Nigeria.

KashyBaby:
Nope...I better cut off that jeans into a short shorts...what for I will wear that? Its useless op....

adesegun121:
This lady's baby bump has everyone marvelled...Some don't believe it's real.. But it sure is..Isn't God wonderful! Women are strong beings! -

See more pics at: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/03/this-ladys-baby-bump-has-everyone.html

Jadekitana:
Can you imagine? Every disappointment is indeed a blessing. While I was seriously sad about my Boss sending me on a yeye official errand I never knew I was gonna meet a very intelligent nairalander

I got to the firm and was told to wait at the reception that their Almighty boss was in a meeting with someone. I was there for over an hour and was getting really impatient when this tall handsome guy walked in. Think he came to Audit the firm cos the receptionist called him Auditor. He went to drop his bag and came back to gist with the ladies,he was very jovial.

After sometime he turned to my direction and was like "that frown isn't good at all" put a smile on your face,its too early in the day to be frowning like that. I didn't know when I shouted i'v been waiting here,i'm tired already. The next thing I heard was "Endtime tiredness" I was trying to recollect were I'v read that phrase then I remembered twas Nairaland. I became interested in the fellow instantly! No need beating around,i asked if he was a nairaland member,he said he's a guest but I didn't believe him. I suspect he's Thesonofmark though he had beards, full beards.

We gisted about the forum,romanceland especially! He said he doesn't visit romanceland, he only checks career,autos,celebrity and pet because of his dogs. The guy was neat,cute,jovial very very intelligent as we talked about auditing which I plan on getting a professional qualification in. I didn't release my contact because I suspect he's a popular guy here but doesn't wanna disclose that.

If you know you the Auditor I met this morning @ prince Amadi's firm in Oniru, I know you would see this either as a guest or member I don't care, you better be sincere so we can be friends. I still need to learn a lot about auditing from you and a lot of other things pm me! We can still meet at BLD on admiralty way, lunch is on me!

naughtynaughty:
Hello all,
I was jxt wondering.. How do single ladies get hooked up in Nigeria?
When I say get hooked up I mean in a crios relatnshp, not those ones dt d guy is jxt there to eat some bo.oty..I mean a crios one dt leads to marriage? Criosly how??


I mean, u think yhr fine, hot, nd well mannerd bt its hard fr u finding mr right. Whr r all d mr rights in Nigeria? Abi they r all taken ni?


Wen I was in 100lvl I alws picture 500lvl as dat level whr evritin in jxt perfect, u knw..like u nd ur fiancee driving around in his ride nd doin 5 nd 6 evriwhr. Maybe by den ure alrdy engaged wit one fine ring.

Am der nau nd Mr right is stil nt here..nawa ooo.
Whr r all the Mr right guys nah.. Oga o!


Jxt thinkin out Loud

Maximum83:
I can't imagine how girls are later you will start hearing that they are been used for rituals.... Hmmmmmmmm... !I met a girl recently at ikeja, I asked for her digit she gave me. I I didn't want to disturb her so after two weeks I started calling her to check on her but I noticed that anytime we are conversing she will be complaining to me that her phone is bad.. Bla bla bla!! So one day I chatted her up on whatsapp after a long while, i asked her what she likes and dislike immediately she said "i like money oo you know my phone is bad i need to buy a new phone and hand bag" i was like what kinda phone du u want to buy? She said "hmm maybe camon c8 or Droid pad" I was like eheh! Immediately i realize she's taxing me so I stopped chatting and calling her.. But now she has been calling me oooo.. See me see Walhalla!! Wetin I go do now

Fabulocity:
I'm watching you

KingCheezyPuff:
[b]How to avoid sex.

When dating or
When new to a relation
........
Ideally you'd tell him/her
up front, before things head towards sex.,your stand on sex's involvement in your relation.
Letting them know how far you are willing to go with him/her.
And they'd be accepting and respect you and your decision/boundaries.
But this isn't always the case here are some steps you can take to avoid sex.

....Don't put yourself in compromising situations
Don't get into situations where you will easily be tempted.

Avoid going to his/her home and or/your home.
No come "over and chill"
...Meet up for/have dates in public places.
Restaurants
the movies
the park
the beach etc.

If you know that he/she gets handsy when hugging avoid it.
shake hands instead.
or
Hand hug
lace your fingers through his a give a little squeeze.

If he/she
or you can't kiss without it leading to sex,
tone down the passion in your kisses.
kiss on the cheek
nose
forehead
air kiss
or avoid kissing altogether.

But if you do kiss.
person will probably try to take it further.
Be prepared to stick by what you said before.
Do not budge just because they're begging or looking at you a certain way.
DO NOT BE PERSUADED.
If the person is getting annoying about it, stop whatever you're doing and firmly tell him/her that if he/she can't respect your decision (and your body) then you are not interested and you'll go find someone else who does respect you.
Be strong!!!
.( this section I took from wiki because they said it so well)

You don't owe anyone sex.
It's a pleasure you give of your own free will not a right to be demanded.
Not payment for a evening out.
Don't be pressured into sex.

Inspired by the despicable thread created by Mr.Pushplay.[/b]

sexymoma:
anything special about Nl dudes

JUNIT1:
Hi Guys

Being banned as taught me to love and appreciate the moderators

I wont insight any evil thoughts or comments against them again

I love you all,I will be a good and responsible Nairalander from now on

With Lots of Love

J unit

sexymoma:
Sitdon there i don't repeat my statement.pele

adesegun121:
Olajumoke is moving higher everyday. She was currently signed as the face of Shirley Confectionery

: http://www.gistmelove..com/2016/03/rising-star-olajumoke-looks-beautiful.html

mimzy:
Lol pls take d cake back and change it. Thanks

Cutehector:
Omo na pink friday?




Happy bieday sha... cake oooo..

mimzy:
Lolz. See question. Funny. Do I look light skinned to u

mimzy:
Thank you, God, for giving me another year of life.
Thank you for all the people who remembered me today
by sending cards, and letters, gifts and good wishes.

Thank you for all the experience of this past year;
for times of success which will always be happy memories,
for times of failure which reminded me of my own weakness and of my need for you,
for times of joy when the sun was shining,
for times of sadness which drove me to you.

Forgive me
for the hours I wasted,
for the chances I failed to take,
for the opportunities I missed this past year.
Help me in the days ahead to make this the best year yet,
and through it to bring good credit to myself,
happiness and pride to my loved ones,
and joy to you. Amen.
Happy birthday to meeeeee

mimzy:
Thank you, God, for giving me another year of life.
Thank you for all the people who remembered me today
by sending cards, and letters, gifts and good wishes.

Thank you for all the experience of this past year;
for times of success which will always be happy memories,
for times of failure which reminded me of my own weakness and of my need for you,
for times of joy when the sun was shining,
for times of sadness which drove me to you.

Forgive me
for the hours I wasted,
for the chances I failed to take,
for the opportunities I missed this past year.
Help me in the days ahead to make this the best year yet,
and through it to bring good credit to myself,
happiness and pride to my loved ones,
and joy to you. Amen.
Happy birthday to meeeeee

Fabulocity:
You say this so much that you now sound like a broken record

Don't try to change the topic

You're gay Right?

sexymoma:
you always ask me this question almost every year

Fabulocity:
I just have this gut feeling that Mrcork is a closet gay...

sexymoma:
The most profitable bussiness in this world is minding one's bussiness

KashyBaby:
...it's all depend to whom I'm talking to..sometimes I am not that approachable..in this way,I cud keep myself away from unwanted ppol

ba7man:
Their aim is to get You to reply and get you angry....... I've seen some people that just reply them with "o.k."..... regardless of what they say.

Just try let their words slide off you. K