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Travel › Re: 9 Things People Living In Lagos Can Relate To. by MrCork: 1:07pm On Mar 16, 2016
slyIsaac:
Lagos state is no doubt the commercial power house state of Nigeria (I stand corrected) ..So if yhu've lived in lagos before or yhu are still living lagos then yhu must have noticed these 10 things about Lagos city

1.Traffic: do I need to talk? An average lagosian spend a quarter of their day in traffic situations..it can be terrible Specially on mondays ...ocryhttps://the-insider.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Lagos-traffic.jpg

2.Area boys:The ubiquitous street urchins can sure make life difficult for lagosians when they start trouble..The recent Mile 12 clash is example enoughwww.nairaland.com/attachments/3484216_areaboys1_jpegbe30341239edb9db9f8e823264fec481

3.Expensive rent: Lagos Rents should be among the Highest in the world.The exorbitant rent is the Reason for proliferation to slums in the city

4.Road Rage: In Lagos every driver is Mad,Yes..The stress and wahala is too much everyone vents their anger on the steering wheels and gas pedal... Even vin diseal and his crew of fast n furious cannot survive 5 mins in lagos road no kidding...grin

5.Annoying beggers: These beggers have no chill..there's one man around anyike bridge tat his "son" is in the hospital and needs immediate help to buy some expensive drugs..I felt pity for the man until I kept seeing him everyday I come dey wonder the pikin never die since undecided ....
Other beggers will follow yhu until yhu budge n give them 'something' ..the ones wey dey always need N50 for transport nko??

6.Exciting Night life: Yes o...There's no dulling in Lagos city...Yhu can get just about anything yhu need in the night as much as yhu can in daytime cool

7.Lagos police: Although Governor Ambode is 'Tushing' them up some of them are still very corrupt and have no regard for civilian life,I was pushed of a moving Bike by some police men because they wanted to catch the bike man,because he was operating 'at illegal hours' it was few minutes to 10pm. Then cry

8.Pickpockets and traffic robbers: Ts sad these hoodlums cannot channel their skills into something legal in the society...If yhu are 'sharp' Yhu can never fall victim to these pickpocket ers...as for the Traffic robbers..... embarassed

9.Too many Gwagons and RangeRovers in Lekki/Ajah area :I just had to add these grin

10.Add Yhurs smiley
...but dont u people have lightskin females in that Lagos place?(no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Date A Lady That Is Taller Than You? by MrCork: 1:03pm On Mar 16, 2016
onstelly:
leqve me the hell alone you fooooll
.****Leave*** not leqsve...and Onstelly,pliss remeba to change yorr complesion to lightskin yellow....thats how we like women..Village Girl!!!(no ofeinse) undecided
Politics › Re: Alledged Plan To Islamise Nigeria: “Methodist Prelate Refutes Report”.. by MrCork: 11:57am On Mar 16, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/03/alleged-plan-to-islamise-nigeria-methodist-prelate-refutes-report/
....i have notin agannist muslim people but i always tell people to stay far far far far far far far far far far farrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr away from Muslims cozz they are dagerous religion!!! (FREEDOM OF SPEEECH & EXPRESION....no oofeinse) smiley
Romance › Re: Was There Really Gender Equality ? Let's Debate by MrCork: 11:54am On Mar 16, 2016
carlinks:
I would like someone to educate me on the content of the Gender Equality bill that was voted down by the senate.Was there ever a bill or law that made Nigerian Males superior to Nigerian Females?

lately,women hold better jobs than men and even earn more money.No law discriminates against a female getting an education or stops her from topping her class.She can vote and be voted for. So,what gender equality are we talking about?

I personally think males are even the marginalized specie cos women seem to have everything their way.We have Mothers' days,Women's day and not until lately before we had Fathers' day. She expects you to provide for the family,foot the bills,protect her and equally help out domestically.She gets angry,lashes out at you and you shouldn't talk back hence you'll be called a sissy.She hits you and you're supposed to take it like a man but you cant hit her back else you're named a savage woman beater.

In situations where the woman is the aggressor,the man still takes the blame and he's asked questions 'why didn't you walk away,why didn't you calm her down,what did you do to annoy her?'

A woman can ruin a man's life by claiming rape even if she wasn't and watch the guy's life go down the drain( i've witnessed 3 instances personally) but let a man claim he was raped by a woman and everybody laughs about it and tell him 'you are a lucky man'

bring up a conversation about a lady footing the bills once in a while on a date or taking her guy shopping and see the response you'd get from acclaimed 'feminist' here on nairaland

So,educate me,was there ever really an equality? Let's debate rationally
...ermm babes...are you related to Onila, QueenValerie or KingCheezyPuff? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: How You Doin? by MrCork: 11:50am On Mar 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
What about u fvck off? Shut ur mouth coz it's stank! angry
U think ppol wud believe u? Nigga ur here on NL 24/7 ,ur a jobless blackie!

So much of that cheap low grade weed u smoke all d time that keep u hallucinating sh1t!
..good morning, I cummmm in peace... Hon, are u ina good mood today & can we be cool? (No Battle)? smiley
Romance › Re: My Wife Can't Stop Crying, After 3 Days Of Our Wedding (Must Read) by MrCork: 11:39am On Mar 16, 2016
ngbase:
https://www.loadedhood.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/3daysss.jpg

I got married on Saturday 20th of February 2016. We were in an hotel till Monday, wanted us to stay longer but she refused saying she wants to go home ( that used to be my house).


Ever since we got home yesterday ( Monday), she has been crying. Called her mom, she prayed for her, my mom called her too and prayed for her.
She stopped crying for a while, we woke up with another round of crying this morning.


This is breaking my heart. I hate to cry as it often leads me to depression now I am close to tears myself.



I don't know if I have done something wrong or what to do. It is hurting as she cries.


When we were dating, she finds it difficult without her family for long " oh, I am already missing my dad, I am already missing my siblings" could this be the reason?
One day she came to mine from home as we have Dr appointment early and she lives in another state, she got to mine and 1 hour later she wanted to go home. "I am missing my dad sha" which got me annoyed then.


Could it be that the crying now is linked? She is 25 and I am 30 and we spent quite some time together before marriage. The fact we used to be together for so long makes it more confusing.

This is a house she has always been in why the crying now?
It is hurting me. Badly and I am confused.


What should I Do?

Source:- http://www.loadedhood.com/my-wife-cant-stop-crying-after-3-days-of-our-wedding-must-read/
...is she lightskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Carries His Daughter In Weird Car (photo) by MrCork: 10:59am On Mar 16, 2016
contactmorak:
What kind of car is that biko?


https://www.instagram.com/p/BC-56txQh5r/?hl=en
.....This is a Plymouth Prowler...I sold mine 3 years ago for the Range Rover. .I waz gettin too much atension!!


cc
Kasshybaby <<<<< Gold Digger!!
wink
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Carries His Daughter In Weird Car (photo) by MrCork: 10:51am On Mar 16, 2016
pretydiva:
Dat should be anna's child.
^^^^This DUMB girl again with dumb replies......so dumb Dumb people are dumb dumb...who the hell is Anna? .. Anna Montana?...WE GIVE UP!! undecided
Romance › Re: (pics)top10 Most Handsome Nairalanders That Should Get You Gawking Like A Fool. by MrCork: 10:24am On Mar 16, 2016
LuveU2:
All 10 of them deserve the Mr Nairaland crown smileywink They would rock your world kiss from the least to the greatest, you cant stop staring at them.kisssmileykiss

Just appreciate kisscheesy

10.www.nairaland.com/Iykekelvins wink

9.www.nairaland.com/ClassCaptain wink

8.www.nairaland.com/drmikeadams wink

7.www.nairaland.com/tomtween wink

6.www.nairaland.com/naijaboiy wink

5.www.nairaland.com/rexhenrex kiss

4.www.nairaland.com/Jayhumble kiss

3.www.nairaland.com/eldaillest kiss

2.www.nairaland.com/bankybobo11 kiss

1.www.nairaland.com/Thiwalade kiss
^^^^ok..so you sayin ' theise gay men at the most handsome on nairaland? ..... bro have you or do you had eye replace ment?(no ofeense) angry
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 1:18am On Mar 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Go and use ur money to fix ur fvckd up brain...look how these ppol hate u so much coz u keep trolling them..u think ur funny? Ur not! Ur washed up troll who juz trying hard to get attention...

I'm juz until here...I will never quote u back again,until u STOP doing all these BS!
...you cuss too much like a market woman..pliss stop cussin... Ladies do not cuss!! undecided
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 12:55am On Mar 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Go and use ur money to fix ur fvckd up brain...look how these ppol hate u so much coz u keep trolling them..u think ur funny? Ur not! Ur washed up troll who juz trying hard to get attention...

I'm juz until here...I will never quote u back again,until u STOP doing all these BS!
...baby you my woman and since u hate me so much, please allow me to introduse u to the 2nd love of my life: SWEET MONA (My Garage is bein used up at the moment).....and plis plis plis..QUIT Playn had to get. You ma woman...pirrriod!! (RANGE ROVER DO THE TALKIN)


Exactly what all my ex say....Your Range Rover means nothin......yea right!! wink


https://www.nairaland.com/2383740/revealed-true-love-life-sweet


Romance › Re: Abobaku Of Ife Who Has Been Missing For 3 Days Found Chilling In London *PICTURE by MrCork(op): 12:49am On Mar 16, 2016
...Kashybaby is only atracted to rich big NIgerian men ....she says am too young ...I Will fix her up with Abobaku!! wink
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 12:15am On Mar 16, 2016
KashyBaby:
Idioooooooooota!
..baby lets make love..not war...dont u wanna learn how to cook n clean ? do u wannna have childrens & become great house wife?..dont u wannna learn how to go to market to pliss your man? ..dont u want a guy who drive Range Rover spot (£28000 cash)? Kashybaby ..apart from nairaland...do u no what u want in life?...serrrriously? i jusss wanna love u & i juss wanna help i
u. i have moiney!
undecided
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:24pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
grin I wouldn't call us cool.....but I don't hate you.
..errmmm as looong as you are 10000000000000000000000000000% female.......then we 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% coool!!(REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:21pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Cork we fight to much.
Refrain from hittin' on me.
...hmm..we cool!! wink
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:15pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Go ta bed Cork.
...with you?
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:03pm On Mar 15, 2016
Durentt:
Am tired of hearin bullcrap frm y'all dat pple chose their sexuality blablabla. Its not a choice! Admit it nd gerrahia angry
Nonsense angry


[size=24pt] ......Noose (((((Gooogle it)))))[/size] angry


Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 11:00pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
You worried about my well bein' Cork huh
Take it easy there is no boyfriend.
Side gay men are likely ta look at other men not me.
angry
Romance › Re: (pic)if You Are More Handsome Than This Nairalander, Upload Your Pic. by MrCork: 10:51pm On Mar 15, 2016
LuveU2:
And there goes your finest nairaland buddy.

You will agree with me wink

www.nairaland.com/thiwalade
angry
Romance › Re: (pic)if You Are More Handsome Than This Nairalander, Upload Your Pic. by MrCork: 10:51pm On Mar 15, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin grin grin young & cute...
angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:49pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Cork stop actin' ugly.
You know you don't hate them.
Anyway bye.
...so your boy friend is also Gay, correct? undecided
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:48pm On Mar 15, 2016
EVarn:
lol,you love lesbians but hate gay dudes?,surely you realise that your explosive opinion concerning homosexuality is just perverted hypocrisy and sexual musketeering?.Even though i know that your teeth-chattering tales of dunking gay men in acid are overblown and most definitely untrue,i must caution you against baseless bigotry: i fear it is quite very unhealthy.
...really? ...so u sayn I am makin stories and I am harmless towards Gay men?....correct?....you seeem to like gay men from the way u defend them....are you also Gay? undecided
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:27pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Ah ha!
Is that the issue Cork,you don't like that they'd have nothin' ta wear on their weddin' day huh
.....you so thoughtful grin
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...the worst kinda fagggggots are thoise fagggggots who talk/act like women.....i wannna slap ther face, stamp my timberland boots in ther eye before puttin them on coma & while they in coma...we do them...thats how much we hate them... Durrentt..we comin to get u sucka!!! angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:18pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
I certainly don't despise them an I don't think you do either.
I think your just uncomfortable with the thought of males likin' each other romantically.
But as humans I think you don't mind them at all.
..SAY WOT?...u tink its ok for man to marry man?...what is the man sopose to wear on his wedddin day?,,mini sket?? ...if this is a joke,,,stop.. Fagggggggggots deserve facial acid & i have 3 bottle left!!!(REAL TALK) angry
Sports › Re: Man United Vs Man City by MrCork: 10:16pm On Mar 15, 2016
KashyBaby:
Now I hope he will stop mocking me...I surely overdosed him with his own medicine wink

This type of ppol shudnt be tolerated for keep mocking,dissing,pestering,insulting other members...now,let's wait til he opens his new acct & act like a gentle soul.
..calm down babes...u the most beaurrriful chick on nairaland and u my babe...kabbbbish....anyways, no need to run away..I be nice to u.. Deal?....and by the way juss in case u forget..did i mention I drive £28000(cash) Range rover spot and I actualy bought two days after I bought 5 suit for £2000 (cash) wink
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:09pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Look here sister.... don't get ya bloomers in a bunch.
But ah you live in a tolerant country, London.
...you seem to like Gay guys...yorr boy friend is Gay..correct? angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:08pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Look here sister.... don't get ya bloomers in a bunch.
But ah you live in a tolerant country, London.
..ther is no rooom for fagggggggots on earth....they are waste of speeeeeeeerrrm!!! angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 10:00pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Stop liein' Cork, the UK is gay tolerant the US
...SAY WOT??...which UK...Bro u no what?...why dont u come and try to Gay $hit here in Pekam and see wot we do to them at night time?....try come down dresssin as a female?...we will well come u with ** OPEN ** arm!! (DO THE MATHS) angry
Romance › Re: Girl I Gave A Lift Today Stole My Phone by MrCork: 9:55pm On Mar 15, 2016
Airforce1:
I was driving along toyin street today , saw a girl under scotchy Sun patiently waiting for a bus I guess , I felt for her so I decided to give her a lift cuz she told me she was going my way.

I only wanted to help

But the girl I felt pity for and wanted to help give a lift end up stealing my phone.

I didn't notice my HTC m7 was stolen till I got home .

I called the line , she picked only to thank me for the lift and the phone she stole from me.
So she switched off and that was the END.


I've forgotten the phone sha cuz I noticed her phone was in bad shape.. but she for ask to have my phone maybe I for dash her.

I've learnt my lesson .. gonna be careful and alert next time.

Lol
....STOP LYIN MENNNNNNN....STOP THAT $HIT.......so you sayn she stole yor phone simply becuz she refuse to give u her number...abi? .....You tink u can foooool us in Nairaland?..GOAT!!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 9:35pm On Mar 15, 2016
EVarn:
I dont believe that we should hate,slander or manhandle people who have a different orientation,a stunningly cute gay twink once asked me out on a bus ride,i simply replied by smiling and telling him that i'm not really into bathing in my own team,he looked surprised but laughed good naturedly and we befriended each other for the duration of the bus trip.lets just learn to be tolerant and free of hypocrisy,unnecessary rage only connotes a person as a raving dog.
....so you are friends wit Gay men...corrrect?..Bro ther waz a time I use to carrry acid around juss for Gay men..and then we trick them to a place call Finsbury Park in North London...this waz back in the day.... Thats how much we hate faggggots but I like lesssbians thou...every man loves woman on woman but as for that boy Durrentt, we plan to set him up very soon! (REAL TALK). angry
Romance › Re: Sexuality Is NOT A Choice!! Why Won't Y'all Admit It! >:( by MrCork: 8:40pm On Mar 15, 2016
Durentt:
RIP Felicia
....do u no my history??....bro i hate fagggggots like u...its yorr worst nightmare..truss me!! angry
Romance › Re: How To Avoid Sex by MrCork: 8:37pm On Mar 15, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
You like sir Elton huh You know he was with a woman once right?
He might be bisexual.

Anyway, I have 2 this an the Queen.
But I'm not gonna use the other anymore.
Now go...go disturbed the life of somebody else.
..how can u change from a beauriful name like QueenValerie to a Gay name like KingPuff?......bro are u also Gay? angry

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