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ojaydedon:
wow... So wats ur advice

cyndidamsel:
I have noticed this for a while now, am not really an active nland member (been a guest for a long while). Am sure guys and girls would have noticed that too, the romance section is one of the busiest here but it is mainly invested with guys.
Sometimes when there are 10 girls on romance section you will find over 200 guys if not more creating all sort of disgusting threads, What are they looking for. I do not have problem with this though but what annoys me is that this same guys begin to create all sort of thread insulting us and calling we girls all manner of names like hoe, sex starve, olosho and other unspeakable words. THIS IS NOT FAIR
#just_saying

cyndidamsel:
I have noticed this for a while now, am not really an active nland member (been a guest for a long while). Am sure guys and girls would have noticed that too, the romance section is one of the busiest here but it is mainly invested with guys.
Sometimes when there are 10 girls on romance section you will find over 200 guys if not more creating all sort of disgusting threads, What are they looking for. I do not have problem with this though but what annoys me is that this same guys begin to create all sort of thread insulting us and calling we girls all manner of names like hoe, sex starve, olosho and other unspeakable words. THIS IS NOT FAIR
#just_saying

profojah2:
Mrcork.. I wanna fucck gal here in Togo, I don't know if I should use my priick or something else.. Advice pls

Nubian113:
Bless me father for I have sinned

Monalisa185:
Lol...God bless you as you defend us

bettercreature:
MrCork,Onila and mamagee are my favourite nairalander

I like people with FREE SPIRIT

prettythicksme:
Mrcork i want to visit you in peckam

ashewoboy:
These ladies are pretenders. I opened a thread asking them abt b.l.o.w job, they couldn't answer sincerely.

I trust my guys, they are sincere.

Cn you lick p.u.l.e? I heard ladies like it a lot, it mks them CUM quicker.

lebesgue:
It seems this is the latest trend on Nairaland, so I have decided to take a go at it. I just want the ladies to confirm my suspicion---and that of others---that God, indeed, took his time when he was assembling my features. Thank you.

@ Abeg promote my handsomeness.

My profffesiooonal opinion..... 1000000000000% GAY!!!! (no oofeinse)

bloodyBLOGGER:
One really can't tell how developed lagos is until you view it from a different angle.

Below are some pictures of the city of lagos taken from above to show the beauty of the commercial hub and centre of excellence.

Eko o ni baje o!

Pictures courtesy: @Gidi_traffic (twitter)

Enjoy!

dollyjoy:
banana why not cucumba

dollyjoy:
lolllllllllllllll like the one on ur pricck shey?

QueenValerie:
Is that so.Does this also apply with men sir?

dollyjoy:
Nobody is real here we are all living double lives.


Just do your thing,and fvck off.

RadicallyBlunt:
Believe it or not, you're fake and unreal on Nairaland if;

1. U've never been baned
This means u wanna please everybody. If u've never abused someone with vex or talk really dirty, then u're not real.

2. All ur point are sensible
Even psychologists say everybody exhibits at least 3minutes of madness everyday. Followers who followed you for perfect posts only aren't real too. No matter how sensible one's posts are, there would be some that may not be appealing to others but don't worry, u're ok, na them dey sick.

3. All ur point senseless
This one can be mental, spiritual or alcohol-inspired. But even then, something must make sense somehow.

4. U've never been bashed before
Either on your thread or by quote/mention. Somebody must vex you even if ur post is rated ok. This can make ur temper hot or even smash your phone if the hanging dey delay ur reply or network.

5. U've never opened romance section before.
All sections have their regular monickers. But romance is just so interesting and always busy and buzzing with sensible and sensibleless advice seekers and advicers. Romance is just fun and never dull.

6. U've never used a censored word.
If u've never used words like slowpoke, bleep, kitty-cat etc. Dat means u're a pretender. Even SUs know that these words best describe their feelings on this forum. But what I don't understand is why the moderators censored pennis and leave vagina. Imagine the prejudice.

7. U've never answered ur mentions aggressively before.
Some mentions dey vex person so much that emergency shit go catch you and u will have to go to toilet with ur phone. It happens to me make I no lie.

8. Pls add yours.

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]I want to complain that people hate me too much [/color]

QueenValerie:

Her skin shade has no bairing on this matter.And you gave no advice sir.

ojaydedon:
@cork... How do we solve Nigerias economic issuess....

KashyBaby:
When u gonna shut up u rotten ass monkey? I am not interested to see u on my thread!

Get d fvck outta here & stop quoting me...Take ur BS somewhere to those who enjoy ur stupid!ty...

*no wild animal* on my thread...

QueenValerie:
Lol Still at it.
That's not helpful at all Cork.And I noted you changed your sig from that saying.

zicoraads:
I love this girl so much...I think she feels the same way too. Only problem is...she says she can't date me because she is older

My question is; how do I go about convincing her that sometimes, age doesn't matter?

obiorathesubtle:
[color=#990100]I want to complain that people hate me too much [/color]

ssweetorgasm:
NOTHING WRONG MEHNN, I LIKE U, URE FUN. NO HOMO.

Emodeee:
There are some nigerian songs that deserves grammy nomination but i don't just know why they are yet to be nominated.

I know we have noise makers in the music industry but it doesn't change the fact that we have sane musicians in the music industry. Artiste whose songs will make you elated just by listening to their well integrated lyrics that is accompanied with a nice beat.

In my opinion, nigerian songs that deserves grammy nomination are:-

1. inside of you by darey featuring asa:- this song is dope. When two ace artistes CUMs together, you should expect a bomb.
Something that will blow you away.

2. Pray for me by darey: he is not the everyday nigerian musician, he is distinct. He doesn't release album errday like every other artiste bt when he RELEASES an album, expect something laudable.

3. Wish me well by timi dakolo:- this artiste is WOW. Have ever heard him sing live? I have, you will know it's not the studio that is enhancing his voice.
Wish me well is a beautiful song by timi dakolo and it think it deserves a grammy nomination.


Share yours.

Agubushmenyo:
Am a relationship person, and I believe a healthy relationship makes your life span longer. I post just twice a week because I try to get suggestions so as to avoid controversy. Below are the type of Men I Believe Ladies shouldn't consider for Marriage!!
(1) Men that Womanize: This is no longer news. Once it has entered into a man, only the fervent prayer of a righteous man will cure the addiction. A lot of male folks will argue that it comes as a result of being single but notwithstanding, I have seen married men who chase after young girls. A womanizer will never change. Forget all the promises he will tell you. Nothing kills a Man faster than a woman. History confirms it, The bible proves it(prov 31:5) and we have seen Heroes who were reduced to nothing just because Womanizing.

(2) Men that take Hard substances(Drinks,Drugs,etc): Just like my first point, the addiction to hard substances can hardly be broken by Marriage. If you date or marry a drug addict, you will only have urself to blame. Technically, I believe that only a supernatural power can destroy such addiction. So my dear lady, if you don't want to visit shiloh regularly after marriage, don't neglect the fact I just stated. No matter his riches, Handsome face, etc when he gets to a state of being "High" or "Depressed" and no solution around the corner, you will be in for a long thing.

(3) A Man that Loves his Money more than You: This point might be a little bit controversial and I stand to be corrected. When the Love of money takes over a Man, nothing else comes to mind. Excess money might be there to spend but I doubt if a family will be united to spend the money. So my dear Lady, if you believe that when the money comes in BULK everything will come back to normal, You might end up spending the Cold Nights alone on your Bed.(I.e if you don't want to cheat)

There are still lots of them, but I consider these 3 the killer of marriages. Am open to corrections and commendations.

Original writer: AguBushMenyor. (Mike)

KashyBaby:
See for urself truthhurts... this is the guy uv been defending..a wild animal who don't have a chill...now take that slap.

KashyBaby:
When u gonna shut up u rotten ass monkey? I am not interested to see u on my thread!

Get d fvck outta here & stop quoting me...Take ur BS somewhere to those who enjoy ur stupid!ty...

*no wild animal* on my thread...

^^^^ ther she go again.....swaaaarin like Lagos bus condoctor...cussin out an inosent guy again...*madam u need help & we wil help you..truss me*


[size=16pt] REAL LADIES DONNNNOT SWAAAAAAAAAAR....PLS STOP SWAAAAARIN or else you will never find man on nairaland!!!.(real talk)[/size]

KashyBaby:
I juz wanna say THANK YOU to d Nairaland Forum Team for sending me a Birthday Greetings thru email..Highly appreciated

KashyBaby:
I juz wanna say THANK YOU to d Nairaland Forum Team for sending me a Birthday Greetings thru email..Highly appreciated