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Romance › Re: Can This Be Seen As An Abomination? by MrCork: 7:37am On Dec 22, 2015
Suigeneris93:
No, what has my skin got to do with this?
.....sweeethat...I dint ask u for story..I ask if youis lightskin!! angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here by MrCork: 7:34am On Dec 22, 2015
BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.
..congrat..are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here by MrCork: 7:32am On Dec 22, 2015
BbCutie:
Hello romancelander, am BbCutie, and am new here..can someone please show me around? What's the rules and regulation here.

Please no bashing am just trying to belong here.thanks.
angry
Romance › Re: Can This Be Seen As An Abomination? by MrCork: 7:30am On Dec 22, 2015
Suigeneris93:
It wasn't love at first sight. I wasn't flattered by his charm and interest in me. I tried to ignore him and turned down his relationship proposal countless times.

I wasn't having any of it - a destined for failure relationship shrouded in secrecy and guilt. A roving fire of passion and lust bound to leave everyone burned out. An abominable liaison - or so I thought.

But he had been relentless, plying me with gifts and acts of kindness, making me change my mind, making my cold broken heart start to beat again.

"No it can't be him!" Common sense had warned my heart. "Anybody else but him."

But my heart proved a traitor when it beat triple time at the sight of him. Common sense was eroded over feelings when the butterflies danced wild in my tummy at the sound of his voice; when my eyes lit up after our first kiss; when I started finding him cute even with his chipped front tooth.

Amor vincit omnia

Does love truly conquer all?

Its been one year since we first met...one year since I first got introduced to the handsome, shy guy who was always washing the family car every morning on my way out. Even then he seemed geeky. The greeting and complimenting as I passed everyday soon became a routine. A routine that had to be broken when he went back to complete his service year after the Easter holidays. It felt sudden the way he left and I was unhappy about it for a few days.

I eventually saw him again at a friend's party a few months later and we continued being friends - like we'd never parted. He, in an uncharacteristic show of emotion later said he liked me and would want us to be more than friends but there was a major setback. I was already going out with someone else - his elder brother.

We could be nothing but friends until his brother went to America to seek greener pastures and forget his past. His past included me.

Now here I am, the spurned lover still grieving the abrupt end of my relationship and b**ching about men being worse than b**ches. But he's trying his best to right a wroong and redeem the male folk in my sight.

This is an abomination, a relationship doomed for failure but I don't care anymore. After all, what is life without its healthy dose of forbidden pleasures? I ask myself as I reply his final proposal with the three-letter ominous word, "Yes."
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: We Are Going On Hunger STRIKE! !! by MrCork(op): 2:55am On Dec 22, 2015
Joygalore:
Who gives dafuq angry
..sweery..by the way do u wear tongue? undecided
Romance › Re: Guys, Check Out This Beautiful Nigerian Couple (photos) by MrCork: 10:37pm On Dec 21, 2015
adesegun121:
I don't really know much about them other than the fact that they were joined in holy matrimony by Bishop Mike Okonkwo. But I got thrilled while looking at their pics. So cute! See two more pics...

We love cute couples. wink wink

See more pics @ : http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/12/guys-check-out-this-beautiful-nigerian.html
....beauriful how?....is she lightskin?..do u nid glassess? (No ofeeense) angry
Romance › Re: Goodbye Nairalanders by MrCork:
CUM4WHAT:
Its been a great time here but nairaland has lost all its fun........ ... .
..plis dont commbak...we will missss u. Goat! (No ofeense) undecided
Crime › Re: Man Tries To Kill Himself After His Girl Decided To Leave Him. Very Graphic Pics by MrCork: 6:09pm On Dec 21, 2015
dainformant:
Things foolish people do for "love"...Why should one kill himself cos of a heartbreak ..it just doesn't make sense... This young man landed himself in an unfortunate situation after trying to kill himself because his girlfriend told him she was leaving him. The Cameroonian who likened the heartbreak to the end of his world, decided to take his own life but seemed to have failed in the process as he washed rushed to a hospital for treatment.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/love-is-wicked-man-tries-to-kill.html
...this is why u juss cant truss blak women. ...they cut yor neck!!(no ofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Come Get Your Wife!!! Wth by MrCork: 5:23pm On Dec 21, 2015
axortedbabe:
London my black ass...you write like someone from Bangladesh...lastly madam or mister londonner,english pls
...hav u eva been to London in yor Nigeria life?...hell to tha maraphukin noooo...then show respect to a londoner coz u not on ma level!! (No ofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Come Get Your Wife!!! Wth by MrCork: 9:35am On Dec 21, 2015
axortedbabe:
London my black ass...you write like someone from Bangladesh...lastly madam or mister londonner,english pls
...calm down sweeet hat....village girl....its all about moiney & I hav pounds sterlin....be nice to me & I will post u £20 cash to buy yor sef food, petrol plus chrisssmas shopin!! (MOINEY TALKS) angry
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Come Get Your Wife!!! Wth by MrCork: 8:28am On Dec 21, 2015
axortedbabe:
English pls
....am from london...english is ma fost language.

...u in that place Nigeria. ...pigieon english is yor fost languse.

conclussioon
you show respet to Londoners....pirrrriod!!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Come Get Your Wife!!! Wth by MrCork:
Hanendez:
Lola okoye shouldn't have come out or shown herself up in this state-semi nude.What parental legacy is she leaving for her kids,especially little Aliona? Peter has proved to be an incompetent and inadequate dad by posing topless and semi-nude in his moment of narcissistic obsession and its enough eyesore and we can't stand his wife doing same too.
.


....she has moiney...u dont

...you no her....she dosent no u exist

...shes enjoyin....u suffarin

..are u marrrrie to her?.....PHUCK NO!!

ADVISE:
Yor life ther in that Nigeria will improve when u people learn to mind yor mongatorick bisnes & stop sittin under mango tree to criti size people doin way berra than u in life!! (No ooofennse)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Actress, Producer Chika Ike Steps Out In A Sheer Dress by MrCork: 9:44pm On Dec 20, 2015
[quote author=Joygalore post=41185389]Rubbish undecided

I thought you were deported from the UK[/quote


....count yor sef lucky again..another MOD juss advise me not to ban u...dont push yo luck! angry
Romance › Re: Mamagee Vs Onila: Who Is Funnier? by MrCork:
mamageeiscool:
Between Onila and Mamagee, who is funnier?
....well I dream of *mating* with mamagee every sunday after drinkin beer!! cheesy


...Onila aint lightskin an still aint lightskin..yet!!
angry
Family › Re: Is It By Force To Take Your Child To Santa? (Photo) by MrCork: 7:23pm On Dec 20, 2015
GMan650:
This made me remember back in the days when I was in Primary school; I could remember some of my friends' younger ones crying at the sight of Santa.

Have you ever cried on sighting Santa Claus?

For those of you that doesn't know Lalasticlala he's the one under the disguise of Santa cheesy
... but why do Nigeria santa all ways loooklike werewolf??....IBO people mennnn!!! (No ofeense) grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Actress, Producer Chika Ike Steps Out In A Sheer Dress by MrCork: 7:15pm On Dec 20, 2015
Joygalore:
Superb on her kiss kiss
....ok..who giv u the autority to post a thread?....am revieyin your ban right now! angry
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 4:12pm On Dec 20, 2015
....anyways bak to our serrrrious thread...did any one lan somtin new today.. thanks to me? smiley
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 4:10pm On Dec 20, 2015
khassy:
Somebody remind me what am doing on this thread... angryundecidedundecidedangry
...I can help u....take a right turn & get lost..Goat!(No ofeense) angry
Travel › Re: Air France Flight Forced To Land In Kenya After Bomb Was Found In Toilet by MrCork: 1:43pm On Dec 20, 2015
morereb10:
http://www.thejournal.ie/air-france-bomb-threat-2512732-Dec2015/
...but y are muslims makin plane land in kenya?....is riligion about destrioyin inosent people? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 1:16pm On Dec 20, 2015
praxs:
this is the reason why i said bokoharam is not the most challenging issue in this country undecided
...dont worrry...the thread will make more sence when u reach 18yers old..Goat!! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: 11 Painful Things by MrCork: 8:32am On Dec 20, 2015
Jolllyjoy:
Hmmmmmmmmmm
.....dyammmm..serrrriously. ...u need to *coooooooommmm* into ma ofice so we can discuss thiose boobsi..4real.....I feel like drinkin *water* smiley
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by MrCork: 7:22pm On Dec 19, 2015
DonUjay:
.LMFAO!! Better watch your Back N*gga cos Immigration's coming for you. so damn sure your papers aren't even complete. anyways I wish you well with Hardwork I'm sure you'll be able to work your way to the Top.... Oops! did I say WORK I meant WASH! cos that's what daft folks like you do there, You wash plates and toilets for a Living
Goodluck washing your way to the TOP #DaftBloke
...fact remains...am in London. .u in that Nigeria. ...talk to me wit respet & I will post u £15 for chrisssmad! (No ofeense) angry
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by MrCork: 7:19pm On Dec 19, 2015
Ishilove:
Sweerie, show us your 6 packs cheesy
...do u realuze I juss looookat yor picture again & again & mistakenly, my 17inches looong *kondo* stand up......I suspet I juss might be in love! wink
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by MrCork: 6:32pm On Dec 19, 2015
DonUjay:
. *Laughing in MP3 format* I'm Happy For You Londoner. Bragging about another man's country. A country where you are seen as 2nd class citizen. Meanwhile how much has your 'six packs' added to your account Balance?

.
.u can even compare pekam to Nigeria talk less of yor local hero..jay jayne okocha who can spek english.. I lie?]
undecided
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by MrCork:
DonUjay:
. *Laughing in MP3 format* I'm Happy For You Londoner. Bragging about another man's country. A country where you are seen as 2nd class citizen. Meanwhile how much has your 'six packs' added to your account Balance?
....another mans country?.....bro u sound like a Nigeria idol reject...guys like u make savaral atempt to enter london & when immmgration reject yor rass asssss..u say tings like *people r suffarin in London. .really?

...be nice to me & I will post u £10cash to buy suit the r in Nigeria! ! (No ofeense))
smiley
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by MrCork: 4:18pm On Dec 19, 2015
DonUjay:
.what's your Point?...I bet you are not even half as fresh as he is. You just go around Looking for Fault in People
...the boy is uggly...let him come bakk an talk to me when he hav 6pack! angry
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by MrCork: 3:53pm On Dec 19, 2015
DonUjay:
.what's your Point?...I bet you are not even half as fresh as he is. You just go around Looking for Fault in People
..bro am from London. ..plis...do not ..EVER EVER EVER..compare us londoners to u homebase people. ..u not on our level!

..can jay jay okosha even spek english?! (No ofeense)
angry
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha's Swag At Rhythm Unplugged (photo) by MrCork: 3:01pm On Dec 19, 2015
sugarbelly4:
Former Super Eagles skipper, Jay Jay Okocha, was not left out at yesterday's rhythm unplugged held in Lagos..

Check out his swag...


Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2015/12/photos-from-2015-rhythm-unplugged.html?m=0
.....swag wit pot belly...he forgott to do jerry curl....is he IBO? (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Pls Rate My Relationship by MrCork: 11:54am On Dec 19, 2015
mylogic111:
Pls Nigerians I humbly seek your opinion about my distant relationship.
We met Nov. 2013, den on Jan 2014 we met again.
On Nov. 2015 we met again. Till now I don't know when next we will meet.
Note: all the meeting has been in a public place and nothing more than 30mins duration.
And also NOTE: I hav not touched her not to talk of romance or sex
I'm a virgin guy and she also told me she is a virgin
Do u think she may have another guy?
Do u think the relationship can lead somewhere?
...lead which wher?....can u pay for 10minute relation ship? undecided
Romance › Re: Bitter Experience by MrCork: 11:46am On Dec 19, 2015
africanqueeny:
My best friend..
1
My best friend is a very cute and lively guy. whenever he smile at me with that his cute face,I always wish he was my bf. Since he told me about her cute gf and all the fun they had together, I take him as my secret admire . hoping one day he will realise my love for me.
2
I try coping when I saw him in school bin surrounded with girls. It not a new thing to Me cause everybody loves a cute thing he was indeed a cute n funny guy . I stare at him from afar . appreciating the perfect work of our creator on his cute face. Few minute after he sight me ,he wave at him,I wave back and I smile at . but I was thinking in within me, I should be the one next to him. But my heart is at ease, knowing that , one day he will realise my love for me.
3
I heard a knock at my door, I stand up to open it,luckily 4 me,it was my best friend and i was very happy. he hugged me but I don't want to leave his arm,so i hold him more closer to me. as I turn my head to the other side,I saw her gf, I was shock at first cos I didn't noticed he came with his gf. I have to take my hand off him. After greeting his gf,my best friend said he came to invite me to her gf party... The word gf paralyzed me , but I didn't show it. I told them I will b coming...they left after taking a glass of water...I thought in within me, it should be me next to him, I should be the one he loves. But m still hoping that , one day he will realise my love for me.
4
my best friend came back alone knocking at my door ,he seems miserable as he came in and I noticed he was drunk. He sat down on my bed and gaze at me. He was trying to smile but he was crying. I was very scared . I move closer to him n pet him. Then he told me him gf broke up with him and he received a call that her mom is dead. I was shocked
. he mewl bitterly in my arm as evil thought occupied my mind. Should I take the advantage of him since he is drunk... I have to rebuke d evil spirit in me. He is my friend and I don't wanna hurt him...
He look up after few minute n hold my face, gazing at my eyes... I was happy,cos i was thinking he was about to kiss me... Unfortunately for me he said " you re very beautiful". I smile as tears fill my eyes then He continue" I always wish you are mine, but fate is wicked . we r only best of friends" tears roll out of my face freely now...he smile at me n continue" stop pretending, I know you don't care.I think you r using your charm on me. Tell me why?...tell me y?... " tears roll out of his face too..." I broke up with my gf,she didn't ,cause I don't love her, cause my heart is with someone else, n d person is you" ... I mewl like a baby not believing what I was hearing. " tell me, do you love me. a wretched human being like me . ever since I saw u,I fall in love with you. I no, I no DAT Am always a loser. I lost my father when I was 2 . my mother married another man who treat me like a trash . I dated someone I didnt love cause I want to make you jealous. But you don't feel a thing. And now, and now, my mum is dead... I have no hope again...no love...no one to love me .... No one ... N u... U r just my friend... Tell me,do you love me?" ...
My cloth is filled with tears. I look at him unbelievably... Is he talking like this because he is drunk? Or is he trying to test me? ...
" I know" my best friend said" I know you don't feel a thing for me. I am not that drunk, I know what m saying. I try to woo you, but I don't know what else to do....life is wicked ryt" he gaze at my soak face and said" just take this as a goodbye favour ... " he kissed me and I was shocked... After a few minute,he let go" am sorry, but I have always wanted this. Just take it as the last favour you will do 4 me . after today, we won't talk again. We can't be together again. I won't see your smile again. Your pretty face will be nothing to me again" .I was afraid of what he said, I don't wanna leave him...I wanna c him often.wat is he saying was wat I was thinking." Temi, do you love me?" I was speechless. I don't know what to say .... He smile again and hug me as he wept bitterly.... Finally he stand up n wave at me..." I will forever cherish you" he left me...
I was happy and the same time e
Worried... Why did he said those scary word? Is this a dream? ...
Finally, my dream has come true, I will tell him the answer tomorrow. I will let him no I love him.
5
When I get to schl the following morning, everyone was starring at me. I was confuse but I don't care. I was only looking for my best friend to tell him I truly love him... I went to the lecture class but none was there. I went out I saw people crying...I don't wanna poke my nose so I stare at them from afar... Suddenly , two police men came to me,I was afraid . but they look bad. They ask me if am temi n I reply them with yes. Then he finally told me to follow them...I was frighten but I have no choice...as we are going ,we saw a lot of people crying and starring at me, am confuse. Finally we arrived der n saw a lot of pple crying again ...some are rolling on d floor while some are side talking n pointing @ me...as I look up I saw a man who hang himself with a rope. On his chest was written" I will always cherish you temi...it was written with a knife cause he is bleeding... I was confuse n move to him more closely, to my greatest surprise,it was my best friend....I shout n fainted.... I wokeup in d hospital after 2 week... I was given a letter by the police wic read thus:
Dear temi
By the time you r reading this letter, I won't be in this world again. But I hope you won't forget me...I have to do this because I have nothing to do in this world any longer... I always wanted to commit suicide cause I thought I had no hope until I saw u...I have always hope you will be mine,but your response today makes me hopeless...I hope you will forgive me for not saying a proper goodbye.... Goodbye dear....I cry n fainted again...
I wish I told him ....I wish he knew
STORY...are u lightskin? angry

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