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Romance › Re: 00:00a.m Merry Christmas and Happy new year Nairaland by MrCork: 9:20am On Dec 25, 2015

MzPecs:
Are you darkskin?

.....u will nevar find man on nairaland wit yor grofokolick atitude.....muss u all ways answer question witha question? undecided

Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 9:17am On Dec 25, 2015

llaykorn:
Calm down, MrCock. I only want a picture of the foods you're eating.

...the dinning table is fullup wit roasted shrimp, strrawberry ice cream, rice & curry goat, jack chicken, salad, brandy, Don peron, pan cake chesse cake, muffin toasy, moet,red wine, scotch egg, presents under the chrisssmas tree beside the 82 inches curved B & O tv I bought yestaday for only £5,525 (cash)......bro me look for my x £300 cammera ..will take the picture! wink

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Romance › Re: 00:00a.m Merry Christmas and Happy new year Nairaland by MrCork: 9:07am On Dec 25, 2015

MzPecs:
Thanks ma'am
Merry Christmas and a prosperous new year in advance to you!

...are u lightskin? angry

Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 9:05am On Dec 25, 2015

llaykorn:
Wow! Upload a picture of those; let me see, bro.

...ok..u want me to upload picture of pekam or london?....bro quit embarasssin yor sef. Pekam is in london...not nigeria..you homebase people mennnnn!! (No ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 8:58am On Dec 25, 2015

llaykorn:
Only you? 3 spellings for Christmas? You need to take a spelling class, bro.

....bro..aint u sopose to be searchin for petrol ther in nigeria insted of comin to disturb a Londoner wishin the ladies merry chrissmas? undecided

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Romance › Re: 00:00a.m Merry Christmas and Happy new year Nairaland by MrCork: 8:54am On Dec 25, 2015

Jolllyjoy:

cutest joe

Food › Re: Incredible:see Hamper Received By A Muslim by MrCork: 8:53am On Dec 25, 2015

yjgm:
A christian friend of mine sent me this hamper today. I was surprised. This is indeed a welcome thing.

Religious tolerance is the key.

....are u muslim? (No ofeense) undecided

Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 8:50am On Dec 25, 2015

llaykorn:
This early morning. You no go work?

....bro today is chrissmas day..we dont work on chrisssmas day...no correct person work on chrisssmas day...are u a taxi driver? (No ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 8:47am On Dec 25, 2015

Nubian113:
Happy new year

[size=16pt] ^^^^^ to the official most beauriful wifey material (no compitition) of 2015....a big merry x mas & a romantic happy new year in return!... mwaaaaaaah!![/size] wink

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Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 8:42am On Dec 25, 2015

cruzita:
OK.seen.observed and tested .

^^^^^^highly recomended lightskin wifey material.....merry x mass & a happy new year!! cheesy

Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 8:38am On Dec 25, 2015

naughtynaughty:
If only condoms were free those yrs, d world might hv had less I'd!ots now

....anyways bak to our serrios new year thread....sweethat..u shud be greatfull & tankful to Seun Osewa coz if not for nairaland..u will never hav the opotunity to talk to a Londoner or even sef..step outter that ghana u r in... I lie? (You ghana females mennnn!) undecided

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Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 8:31am On Dec 25, 2015

obiorathesubtle:
what is this supposed to mean? I don't get it!

....brother. .am I typin too fast or shud I reapeat the question.....r u a lady?? (No ofeeence) angry

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Romance › To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 11:03pm On Dec 24, 2015*

....Ladies..its all most 2016 & juss in case u for get...did I mention i drive £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot....anyways.. ladies...pliss rememba our duty as guys is to chase & keep chasin u until 2016 meanin u must change that yor *misforicatal atitude*.... so get ready...HAPPY NEW YEAR! !!! wink

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Christianity Etc › Re: Church Of Luminants In USA: End Time Church by MrCork: 11:54am On Dec 24, 2015

Liftkid:
Look at the architectural design of an entrance of Church of luminants in USA.

...kaiiiii. see punnnny cheesy

Romance › Re: 10 Things U May Not Have Heard About Introverts by MrCork: 9:56am On Dec 24, 2015

Jolllyjoy:

my own born again no be here

.....plis replace yor picture profile bak wit the old booobsi foto...its not makin our *kondo* hard!! undecided

Romance › Re: Lightskin Females Who Cant Read Or Dakskin Females Who Can Read? by MrCork(op): 7:12pm On Dec 23, 2015

klassiquette:
Mr cork gats his brains in his ass

....lookat nubian113 & lookat yor ghana sef...who woud u maary if u was me?
. Serrtiuosly!....y do u cuss to much..r u a lady? (No ofeense) embarassed

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Romance › Re: Lightskin Females Who Cant Read Or Dakskin Females Who Can Read? by MrCork(op): 7:09pm On Dec 23, 2015*

obiorathesubtle:
this looks racist.

.....rasist how?...is jay Z a rasist for datin lightskin beyansi?...brother pls gobbak to bed..jor..GOAT!

(No ofeense) undecided

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Romance › Lightskin Females Who Cant Read Or Dakskin Females Who Can Read? by MrCork(op): 4:18pm On Dec 23, 2015

..This as been the question on every mans mind for donkey years & its about time we set the record straight all though all men prefa lightslin females:

..Beauruful lightSkin female who cant spek English wink

Or

..DakSkin females who can spek Englishes. angry

QUESTION:
..who wud u rather be wit & why do we all prefa lightskin females only?....Mature replies please!

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Romance › Re: Photo: When You Realise Christmas Is Two Days Away by MrCork: 11:45pm On Dec 22, 2015

Jolllyjoy:
see your life

....sweery plis leave this borin ragamoffin dumb thread & cominto my lovely thread so we can talk about mating ..u & me!!

Health › Re: Woman Walks Unclad After She Was Scammed By Relatives (PICS) by MrCork: 9:41pm On Dec 22, 2015

dainformant:
Don't know how true this story is but this has gone viral since it was shared online by a Facebook user. According to the poster, this woman based in London had been sending money home (Ghana) to her relatives to build house for her ..only for her to return home and discover that no piece of land was bought for her talk more of building a house in her name. She immediately turned mad after the incident paraded herself naked on the streets of Ghana -as bystanders videoed the incident. This reportedly happened on Sunday, December 20, 2015....Here are screenshots gotten from the video posted online.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.com/2015/12/woman-goes-mad-parades-herself-unclad.html

.....but why r they blockin her nyansh....we cant see anytin!! undecided

Romance › Re: Pregnant by MrCork: 4:29pm On Dec 22, 2015*

Jolllyjoy:
wat wit her?

..swwery plis can u kindlt quikly asap hurrily change yor picture profile wit the one we love...the boooobsi one...I beg...I aint feelin the....sorry..we aint feelin the currrent one!! wink

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Romance › Re: Pregnant by MrCork: 3:52pm On Dec 22, 2015

osedvgirl:
i am asking you now

...ok I can help....so the guy pour inside ..abi?..fast guy...anyways wot u nid to do is *abort* ones u suspet u preggy coz no man want kids....kids r like rabbit..they eat too much & we cant stand them!! angry

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Romance › Re: Say Your Christmas Wishes To Someone On Nairaland (2015) by MrCork: 3:48pm On Dec 22, 2015

misspicy2:
I want to say that Nairaland Antispam bot will not stop me from wishing my loved ones on here a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

Merry Christmas to everyone that has been a source of entertainment,encouragement,disturbance,annoyance, advice,upliftment etc both online and offline to me...God bless you all.

A Prosperous New Year to very special people in no particular order

Catlova

Duchesspunkyll

Naijaboiy/Deexxy

jolllyjoy

john4aguero

deadZONE

Mrcork

omotayor123

danbrowndmf

cutehector

klassiquette

Profojah

kossyablaze

stfuareyouGod

obontami

merlissa

mznaett

Toks2008

Daslim180

Durentt

protestDeus
a lot I can't possibly forget,you guys are wonderful and to everybody that mentioned me Here,I love you all
ONE LOVE....expect a changed SPICY 2016

...antiSperrm is tryin to get ridof u but still u wunt quit...... do u realy realy love me that much or is juss **love wanntinn tinnn?

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Romance › Re: Pregnant by MrCork: 1:18pm On Dec 22, 2015

osedvgirl:
I think i am pregnant, he said i should marry him, should i marry him or? but his pepeye is very very, too

jolllyjoy, what should i do?

....u askin jollyjoy ofall people? ....was wrong wit askin mr cork for ma profesional advise? angry

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Romance › Re: Pregnant by MrCork: 1:16pm On Dec 22, 2015

osedvgirl:
I think i am pregnant, he said i should marry him, should i marry him or? but his pepeye is very very, too

jolllyjoy, what should i do?

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Romance › Re: Can This Be Seen As An Abomination? by MrCork: 11:32am On Dec 22, 2015

Suigeneris93:
Who cares?

^^^this ghana gyal rude! undecided

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Romance › Re: Can This Be Seen As An Abomination? by MrCork: 11:30am On Dec 22, 2015

Suigeneris93:
Who cares?

..see yor ghana headlike somali made fryn pan..do u realice am from london?....sweery I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot which mean I can get any womens I want includin u.....plis go & change yor color coz no man want that!!(no ofeense) angry

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off Some Of His Cars by MrCork: 9:46am On Dec 22, 2015

softappless:
childish brain, how many times has dangote or adenuga showed off their cars?

...

he is rich..u not

...u no him....he never herd of u

...he enjoyn..u r suffarin

..he buys nice cars...u can afoerd petrol

He been london...u stuck in that nigeria place

ADVISE
yor ghana life will improve when u stop sitin under mango trees abusin people u worship! (No ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Do Women Really Have Fish Brain? by MrCork: 9:16am On Dec 22, 2015

EgusiSoup:
Food for thought

.bro....u sound like a cetiffied ceackhead..did u graduate?

Sports › Re: Floyd Mayweather Lies On A Bed Of Money In New Photo by MrCork: 8:59am On Dec 22, 2015

lordcornel:
The retired boxing champion shared a photo of him lying on a pile of cash with the caption.

"They go to the strip club. I bring the strip club to me wherever whenever".

lol

https://www.instagram.com/p/_jTSECR3cY/

...big deal....I hide moiney under my matrass!! undecided

Romance › Re: Can This Be Seen As An Abomination? by MrCork: 8:50am On Dec 22, 2015

Suigeneris93:
No

...well sweery..the good news is that u hav 2week to shange color to yellow lightskin..or else...an by the way..did I mention I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot!..

Romance › Re: Who Else Walking Into 2016 Single? by MrCork: 8:36am On Dec 22, 2015

Daslim180:
If you are still walking into 2016 single, click the share button.

And if you are in relationship as we walking into 2016, click the like button.

....bro..u on yor own!(no ofeense) angry

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