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Romance › Re: Best Advise of 2016 for the Ladies...pls Read by MrCork(op): 6:06pm On Dec 28, 2015
kaziblake:
Are you light skin
FUK NO...I am dakskin but females r sopose b to be lightskin....thats wot we want..thats wot everyman want!! (REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Best Advise of 2016 for the Ladies...pls Read by MrCork(op): 5:50pm On Dec 28, 2015
kaziblake:
Are you advising the black girls to bleach, Mr cork
...not really...juss for u lots to change color to yellow..sweery looikat Beyansi 10years ago & loookat her now in 2016... even u sef wana date her...I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Best Advise of 2016 for the Ladies...pls Read by MrCork(op): 5:47pm On Dec 28, 2015
Monalisa185:
coming from MRCORK....I'm not in any way surprised....
...darlin am tryn to help u...are u lightSkin?(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Best Advise of 2016 for the Ladies...pls Read by MrCork(op): 4:02pm On Dec 28, 2015
...and .pls note that outter 5millon registerd females on nairaland...only 3are lightskin...3lightskin females outter 5million registerd females is unaceptable.. where is the equality? undecided
Romance › Best Advise of 2016 for the Ladies...pls Read by MrCork(op): 3:58pm On Dec 28, 2015
...ok Ladies..... truth hurts but Plis plis emember. ...no man/guy/boy or even sef.. taxi driver or mechanic will chase u in 2016 unless u change color to *yellow.* ..all men prefa lightskin females coz this is wot make us happy, reaaly happy & satisfied.... I lie?[(no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by MrCork: 12:41am On Dec 28, 2015
lifeisabitch:
A woman u know is good enough to wife, will you respect her enough to resist the temptation to ask her for sex on first date?

I know for sure that side chicks are usuallly slept with on first date.
....wot kinda kolofomolick questions ris this?.?? Can u sleep wit woman on first date....HELL TO THE MORAFUKIN YESS....punny is all the same in the dak!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Sleep With A Wife Material On First Date? by MrCork: 12:38am On Dec 28, 2015
lifeisabitch:
A woman u know is good enough to wife, will you respect her enough to resist the temptation to ask her for sex on first date?

I know for sure that side chicks are usuallly slept with on first date.
angry
Romance › Re: When A Boy Says, "What A B!tch" Because You Ignored Him by MrCork: 12:14am On Dec 28, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]He said it without any expression.

"What a b!tch"[/color]
....sweery if u say *wot a b! Tch* to me....I sispect my 17inches loong *kondo* may automatically stand up!


..but pliss dont sayyyit!!
smiley
Romance › Re: Nairaland Has The Highest Amount Of Ugly Girls And Ugly Boys by MrCork: 9:46pm On Dec 27, 2015
Davidsylva:
This revelation is really shocking..
..u correct actualy...homebase people very ugly..but not we londoners! wink
Romance › Re: When A Boy Says, "What A B!tch" Because You Ignored Him by MrCork: 9:42pm On Dec 27, 2015
..or did he sayyit wita smle..wot a b! Tch!! smiley
Romance › Re: When A Boy Says, "What A B!tch" Because You Ignored Him by MrCork: 9:36pm On Dec 27, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]That awkward moment when a boy says, "what a bitch" because you didn't give him any attention.[/color]
..did he sayit like this to u...wot a b! Tch!! angry
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Nairalander by MrCork: 9:34pm On Dec 27, 2015
hfinest1:
been quite a while i felt this way bout anyone... i know I've never met her and it seems kinda silly to think you're in love with someone you've not met but i don't mind being called "silly" for her love. i just get this awesome feeling whenever i view her comments or come across a thread created by her... I follow up her diaries like kilode... i just love her for her maturity in her comments, her enthusiastic spirit, as gathered from her diary.

I really feel something for this girl... i wish we could be together, get married, make the most beautiful kids and have the most adorable family ever...i love you so much .............. i won't tell you who she is :-p
...ok..so u in love wit dakskin female or male? angry
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Nairalander by MrCork: 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2015
hfinest1:
been quite a while i felt this way bout anyone... i know I've never met her and it seems kinda silly to think you're in love with someone you've not met but i don't mind being called "silly" for her love. i just get this awesome feeling whenever i view her comments or come across a thread created by her... I follow up her diaries like kilode... i just love her for her maturity in her comments, her enthusiastic spirit, as gathered from her diary.

I really feel something for this girl... i wish we could be together, get married, make the most beautiful kids and have the most adorable family ever...i love you so much .............. i won't tell you who she is :-p
angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife, Elsie At Linda Ikeji's Home [PICS] by MrCork: 9:32pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Ban me now or you shut that poo you call mouth forever undecided
..how can I help u become s lady so u stop cussin & actin like village homebase girl? ..bannin u dont seem to work undecided
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife, Elsie At Linda Ikeji's Home [PICS] by MrCork: 9:21pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Ban me now or you shut that poo you call mouth forever undecided
...ban u?..sweet hat..I rather we hav sexxxx & u be my one of my baby mama..y r u beggin me to ban u?..serriously.. undecided
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife, Elsie At Linda Ikeji's Home [PICS] by MrCork: 9:13pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
You rat undecided
...dont force me to ban u...I iike women.. this is yor last shance! angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife, Elsie At Linda Ikeji's Home [PICS] by MrCork: 7:14pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Hahhahaah
Thank you fake mod lipsrsealed
...sweery I dont wana ban u becuz u owe me 2week punny plus expenses & stress relif..u shud be grateful fpr wantin to do me!!... angry
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife, Elsie At Linda Ikeji's Home [PICS] by MrCork: 5:05pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Friends are plenty when the purse is full
..good news...yor ban is lifted.. tank me later!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Husband Stuns In New Xmas Photo by MrCork: 3:01pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Please and please report me
..ok...hangon dear...am havin lunch now..let my food digest & I will ban u after 2hours! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Husband Stuns In New Xmas Photo by MrCork: 2:50pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Please and please report me
....sweery am not goono bsn u coz I lov lightskin women but u muss change that beaurifull picture. ...tryn to make my 17inches loong *kondo* standup 5times a day is totaly unacceptable...or else.. ..I will ban u!!(REAL TALK) angry
Romance › Re: Online Dating And Blind Dates ...share Ur Experiences &views. by MrCork: 2:46pm On Dec 27, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
Lol, d first one I met at a joint, thank God I was already there before he arrived, he came with a nice car o, but when he stepped outta the car, I was so disappointed, he looked dirty with mismatched buttons on his shirt, the tip of his nails were black out of dirt, his face?! don't go there puleeeez! I'd rather and happily date the likes of OBJ dan date that guy! u wan make I get convulsion for night?! immediately he saw me, he was just all over me, and he's a very loud person, u can sit 30ft away from me and still hear him clearly! Nah that was a huge turn off! Another encounter was when I went out with my gf and her guy, so her guy decided to hook me up with a "handsome" friend of his, d "handsome" guy came, he was just OK in the face, u can't just say cute or good looking, he's just OK, with mango head, his K leg was too pronounced and he's very tall, dirty black, his eyes just escaped quarter past 4 eyes, his teeth?! Blood of Jesus! scattered and brownish! as in very brownish! My dear, d story is long, with the blind dates I've been in so far, I won't advise anyone to go into it! its horrible plz.
^^story! undecided
Romance › Re: Online Dating And Blind Dates ...share Ur Experiences &views. by MrCork: 2:45pm On Dec 27, 2015
Dhavids:
Mrcork... av known u since the days of lucifer and the seven stones... Always a derailer.. undecided undecided huh
..u come to nairaland askin people for addvice to chatup blind women.(read yor last post)..who does that?...brother..this is sad & u need help!! (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Husband Stuns In New Xmas Photo by MrCork: 2:42pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Hahahahahahahha

In your lucid dream,mahn undecided
...u keep makin my 17inches loong kondo standup wit that fake picture on yor profile..abi?.. who u tink u r decesivin?..and since when do u homebase females lookas preety or classy like that?...dont make me report u for fraud & giv u 6month ban from nairaland!! angry
Romance › Re: What I Saw Today.... by MrCork: 2:39pm On Dec 27, 2015
Eddyitaly77:
When I was on my way back from church today, inside the bus I saw this couples shouting at each other it was like they were quarrelling, with my greatest surprise the next thing I heard was gboaaaaa.....the girl slapped the boy twice.....this girl still shouting at the boy (IF YOU TOUCH ME I WILL CALL THE POLICE, she said).the guy kept quiet immediately.I asked what happened between them,. A girl sitting close to me said the girl saw the boy with another girl kissing....

Hahahaha I laughed, for my mind this incident can't take place in Nigeria... Normally, girls have the upper hand in Europe, you can't beat women....,. but if it was me forget the police and European rules...you slap me twice I go dey look youhuh? Hahaha Let them deport me if it comes to that...

Does he really deserve the slap because she saw him kissing another girl?? Guys what will you do if you were the guy??
...ok so yor job is to saw people. ..leave yor house to watch people kiss ....bro..my profesiional advise..u need help!! (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Husband Stuns In New Xmas Photo by MrCork: 2:35pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
I laugh in Swedish

I ain't any homebase shit mahn
...yea keep lyin..we belif u..elton john is not gay...anyways whos the preety babe in yor picture profile..I want her to be come my future baby mama! (Real talk) smiley
Romance › Re: Online Dating And Blind Dates ...share Ur Experiences &views. by MrCork: 2:33pm On Dec 27, 2015
Dhavids:
Everybody knows dat in this e-age, online dating is inevitable. Even the holy of the holiest social Media users would have at one time or the other be attracted to another user of opposite sex which might result into stalking, texting or chatting, e- dating, blind dates or visitation.
Most of these dates and relationship don't end well and sometimes causes trauma to d involved parties as a result of broken hearts, blackmail and other vices which discourages people especially d female gender from devoting time to it. On the other hand, it has its good benefits also and these 2 reasons have sparked mixed reviews about it.

So am throwing it to romancelanders both ladies and gents to cum share their views and experiences on/in e-dating and blind dates.

Starting with myself, my last blind date experience was a disaster as the much anticipated and over hyped babe turn out to be one K legged assless chick.

over to u NLers
..huh?..u want us to teach u how to chatup blind women??...brother. .r u ok? Serriously! (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Omotola And Husband Stuns In New Xmas Photo by MrCork: 2:31pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Yes undecided
...ok lets talk...who is the preety babe & yor picture profile & why do u homebase females all ways theif peoples foto...homebase femalees never as preety as that & thats definaltely not u.. I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Nigerian Beautiful Ladies Are Lazy by MrCork: 2:27pm On Dec 27, 2015
Adasun:
go for fair ladies hunting joor
. [size=16pt] am outter yor dumb thread...u make CRACKHEADS sound intelligent..laters![/size] lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Nigerian Beautiful Ladies Are Lazy by MrCork: 2:24pm On Dec 27, 2015
Joygalore:
Werey alaso undecided
....ermm sweery..if u tink tryn to seduce me again & again wit yor sexxy beauriful chocolate body...try harder..aint today!! angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Beautiful Ladies Are Lazy by MrCork: 2:21pm On Dec 27, 2015
Adasun:
ur curse need to be uplifted bfor nemesis catch up with u.hw would a sain man c both bleashing,oyinbo,fair ladies attracthuhu need oyedepo to pray for usad
...I wud so lov to pullout my 17inches looong priiick & slap yor face witit simply becoz u lack home trainin...they dint teach u how to redpect women?..a womsn muss cook for u?...u very lucky u not in London coz I wud hav reporrted u to immigration to dumb u bak in Ghana! ! (TRUE STORY) angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Beautiful Ladies Are Lazy by MrCork: 2:17pm On Dec 27, 2015
Adasun:
stop u accusation troll,i don't blame u,hw would u knw extremely beautiful gals when all fair ladies are beautiful to uhuhgo nd reason well
...today is sunday..goto church! embarassed
Romance › Re: Nigerian Beautiful Ladies Are Lazy by MrCork: 2:16pm On Dec 27, 2015
Adasun:
stop u accusation troll,i don't blame u,hw would u knw extremely beautiful gals when all fair ladies are beautiful to uhuhgo nd reason well
..brother..am so tryn to help u coz u soundlike a CRACKHEAD tryn to sound inteligent....u come to nairaland sayn women must cook for u becoz u r beauitiful..really?..if someone highers yor sister to coook for them like housegirl..wud u be happy?... I bet on my £28,000 (cash) range rover spot u hav tribal mark.. I lie? (No ofeense).. undecided

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