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Romance › Re: Give A List Of Beautiful And Handsome Nairalanders. . by MrCork: 2:10pm On Dec 27, 2015
ellechrystal:
Well, this is just to make someone happy this festive period. Just write down the names of nairalanders that are beautiful to you inside out.
Be it facial beauty , character, comments etc.

Well I choose me cos I think I am tongue tongue tongue cos am beautiful.
Guardian09, and all my nairalanders friends una sabi una self's na wink. Those my paddy

Ok list yours.
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Give A List Of Beautiful And Handsome Nairalanders. . by MrCork: 2:10pm On Dec 27, 2015
ellechrystal:
Well, this is just to make someone happy this festive period. Just write down the names of nairalanders that are beautiful to you inside out.
Be it facial beauty , character, comments etc.

Well I choose me cos I think I am tongue tongue tongue cos am beautiful.
Guardian09, and all my nairalanders friends una sabi una self's na wink. Those my paddy

Ok list yours.
angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Beautiful Ladies Are Lazy by MrCork: 2:08pm On Dec 27, 2015
Adasun:
why is it dat extremely pretty ladies in this our country are lazyhuhthey hardly do house work,even to cook is always a problem.i rather marry an average pretty lady than an extremely beatiful galsundecided
...ok to cut the long story shot...yor head needs new batterys!! smiley
Romance › Re: Nigerian Beautiful Ladies Are Lazy by MrCork: 2:07pm On Dec 27, 2015
Adasun:
why is it dat extremely pretty ladies in this our country are lazyhuhthey hardly do house work,even to cook is always a problem.i rather marry an average pretty lady than an extremely beatiful galsundecided
.....do house wok..cook?.....brother..I dont mean to sound rudes but when I come across guys like u...I want to pullout my 17inches loong *kondo* & slap yor face witit...bro r u a muslim? (No ofense) undecided
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 2:00pm On Dec 27, 2015
.....ok ladies..so r we ecpectwd to be lif that outter 20million registerd female on nairaland...only 3 can twerk?...ladies..u kiddin us..right?...ladies..its ok to tell the truth some times u no? undecided
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 1:56pm On Dec 27, 2015
Ishilove:
smiley
^^^^^^100000,00,0,00000% wifey material (twerk speciallist) wink
Romance › Re: Some Guys Re Damn Silly. by MrCork: 9:52pm On Dec 26, 2015
mizquote:
why will a guy say this to a lady.

'hello, i saw you standing and i was impressed.

bla bla bla.

can't some guys be civil? nawao

is that the newest wooing style?
7

....see yor head like motocycle helmet.....so u sayn guy come to u & say u loooklike Beyansi...are u lightskin??.(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Some Guys Re Damn Silly. by MrCork: 9:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
mizquote:
why will a guy say this to a lady.

'hello, i saw you standing and i was impressed.

bla bla bla.

can't some guys be civil? nawao

is that the newest wooing style?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Child Star, Benita Okojie All Grown [PICS] by MrCork: 9:48pm On Dec 26, 2015
JAYTUNEZ:
Remember the little girl who charmed the world with her melodious voice years ago when she turned Gospel music to house hold jams with top hits like, Osamudiame, Emmanuel and many more.

A graduate of Redeemers University, Benita started singing at age 12, but has grown up to become a beautiful young lady.




http://tunezmedia.com/?p=41294
...she ugly...she aint lightskin!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 9:41pm On Dec 26, 2015
onstelly:
Oh hon
I don't wear tongues
then wot do u wear to teark? smiley
Romance › Re: List Of Very Foolish Romancelanders by MrCork: 9:29pm On Dec 26, 2015
lifeisabitch:
look, u are a troll, we are not in the same level, so swerve to hell
^^^^^^bored crackhead house wife...carry on wit this atitutide & u will remain lonely!! (REAL TALK) undecided
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 9:23pm On Dec 26, 2015
...anyways bak to the serrrious thread..ladies how woud u twerk to convinsce me you the choosen one..wifey material? cheesy
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 9:19pm On Dec 26, 2015
luvguy:
sick thread
....are u a lady??...what tha heck id wrong wit thise homebase people. ..serrrriously..thread says *ladies*....and here a guy come outter no were nagging!! undecided
Romance › Re: List Of Very Foolish Romancelanders by MrCork: 9:16pm On Dec 26, 2015
lifeisabitch:
Mrcork is a foolish nuisance, a complete nonentity.
....an even from yor name...u all ready lost hope in life...I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: List Of Very Foolish Romancelanders by MrCork: 9:06pm On Dec 26, 2015
lifeisabitch:
useless woman, I don't have time for you, you are wayyyy beneath me, biiitch!!
....keep tryn to sound like an inteligent crackhead & nairaland wil respect u....until then, u will be a CRACKHEAD!! undecided
Romance › Re: List Of Very Foolish Romancelanders by MrCork:
lifeisabitch:
Mrcork is a foolish nuisance, a complete nonentity.
^^^ coment comin from CRACKHEAD who call himsef *lifeisBitch*....ediiiot boy!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: I'm Deativating My NL Account by MrCork: 8:12pm On Dec 26, 2015
dharay99:
you.!
CRACKHEAD...HOW R U SIR...u found job yet?!! smiley
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 8:00pm On Dec 26, 2015
Laveda:
No way grin grin grin
^^^^^kaiiii..see boooooobsi!! cheesy
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 7:59pm On Dec 26, 2015
onstelly:
Just passing
But wait oh Mrcock why you wanna know
...darlin cud u kindly describe how u win a twerkin compitision...do u wear tongue? cheesy
Events › Re: Merry Christmas To All Nairalanders!!! :) by MrCork: 6:28pm On Dec 26, 2015
EroticAngelina:
lols same
..kaiiii...whoise picture did u theif in yor picture profile becoz nairaland or homebase females r not as preety as that?...they nomaly look oposite...plis .who is the preety babe coz am in love! smiley
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 6:23pm On Dec 26, 2015
...ermm ok..for thoise of u who never been to London . .twerkin does not mean trekin from like lagos to kano or enugu to mali....twerkin means shakin yor nyansh like nikky minad..but in a decent wifey material way. .. does this help? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Nairaland Guys Are Boring! by MrCork: 5:10pm On Dec 26, 2015
MhizTessy:
I am already losing interest on this forum.

That moment you wana make a friend online and you get to see that they cant even keep a conversation. I dont wana believe all guys are like this because I've met some cool ones on some other sites, But here, when i decide to reply a PM and get on talking, i end up deleting these guys from my Bbm in a week or less cos we dont talk, have i been meeting the egoistic ones or thats the way nairaland guys are generally?!

I know some ladies will come here to say 'just dont reply the PMs', if you wana give that piece of advice, just dont bother.
....if u looose intarest..is it ilegal to logggof??....sweerry yor ghana atitude will prevent u from find man on nairaland (REAL TALK) angry
Jokes Etc › Re: See This Babalawo “fada Christmas” [PICS] by MrCork: 2:49pm On Dec 26, 2015
INTROVERT:
I blame the parents
...but y u all ways blamin people. ..r u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 2:24pm On Dec 26, 2015
Joygalore:
Not again angry

This Mr.Cockery undecided
[size=16pt] MADAM.. NO STORYS... CAN U TWERK OR NOT??
..English!![/size]
angry
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op):
INTROVERT:
hisses
..ermm sweery I no pigeon english is yo fost language but.twerking dose not mean treking from enugu to lagos... Inn english...twerkin means shakin yor *nyansh* like nikky minad.... plis does that help? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op): 2:18pm On Dec 26, 2015
misspicy:
1)yes i can twerk cheesy

2)very fast grin

3)because i can twerk fast grin


kwakwakwakwkawakwakwakwakwa...lmao gringringringrin
^^^^^^wife material! ! wink
Romance › 3 Last Romantic Questions For The Ladies... by MrCork(op):



Hello Ladies..please advice:

1...can u twerk?

2....how fast?

3..and why should we crown u the 2015 queen of twerking?


..Mature response please!
smiley
Romance › Re: Lightskin Females Who Cant Read Or Dakskin Females Who Can Read? by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Dec 25, 2015
Joygalore:
When exactly will you have sense huh undecided

angry I hope you change soon undecided
...madam .can u read?....serrrriosly..ok...who do u tink any man wud chosse?...you the dakskin female who cant read or a lightskin sweet loookin beaurifull female who can read? ..juss askin!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 3:45pm On Dec 25, 2015
....anyways to all nairaland ladies..

...lightskin females smiley

..and dakskin females angry


...MERRY CHRISSSSMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 3:43pm On Dec 25, 2015
SirJeffry:
So Mrcork's village don get strong network signal to dey browse nairaland now? Thank God.

But bro, since after your deportation, you should have engaged yourself in one job or the other rather than this naa. Even onye obulu or onye obioma, work na work.undecided
^^^another homebase nigerian...they strugle wit english language. ..thread say ladles. ....wot pat of u is lady?....must I write in pigeion english b4 u people can under stand any tin!! (I giv up) embarassed
Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 3:39pm On Dec 25, 2015
Decker:
Since 2012 you have been driving the same car, and you are going to drive it all the way through 2016.
Chai! Dude try to upgrade na, please. grin
....brother..I suspect I pat of yor brain is shrinkin coz the last time we check..thread says *ladies only*....r u a lady? Goat!! (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: To All Our Beauriful Ladies Of Nairaland... .check This Out.. by MrCork(op): 3:34pm On Dec 25, 2015
naughtynaughty:
hehehe..I stay in Ghana bcus I hav big bumbumhuh Nah only Ghana grls dey get big yansh. Abi why do u think I stay der
...u hav big nyansh?.. show me!! undecided

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