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MrsChima:
How was the deportation back home?

moriarity:
your ability to date a beautiful woman with brains without any coin in your pocket is the real deal . By the way I got them all

MrsChima:
How was the deportation back home?

Darven:
The person behind that moniker is a dude She claims on her diary that she is 18, but why cant she post her picture. All teenage girls love to put their pictures on social media. Why is she not putting her own. Because she is a guy.

She even types and acts like a guy!

Estharfabian prove me wrong and post your photo. Dude!

nma24:
You met and dated a girl when you were in the university, she was a virgin when you met her, and you both agreed not to have sex untill your wedding night. The both of you graduated but were jobless for four years. However, after many years of suffering, she later secured a job for you in one big company where you were paid close to £900,000 per month. Things were going well with the relationship and you finally proposed marriage to her, she accepted but after few seconds, tears start rolling down her cheeks. You asked her what the problem was; she said '' Am sorry love, i am no longer a virgin i gave my virginity to your boss before he accepted to employ you in his company. That was the only condition he gave me before you were employed or you remained jobless. Assuming you are this guy, what will be your reaction? And for the ladies, can you do this for love? Pls send this to many, and see what they reply you. Its a topic for discussion

nma24:
You met and dated a girl when you were in the university, she was a virgin when you met her, and you both agreed not to have sex untill your wedding night. The both of you graduated but were jobless for four years. However, after many years of suffering, she later secured a job for you in one big company where you were paid close to £900,000 per month. Things were going well with the relationship and you finally proposed marriage to her, she accepted but after few seconds, tears start rolling down her cheeks. You asked her what the problem was; she said '' Am sorry love, i am no longer a virgin i gave my virginity to your boss before he accepted to employ you in his company. That was the only condition he gave me before you were employed or you remained jobless. Assuming you are this guy, what will be your reaction? And for the ladies, can you do this for love? Pls send this to many, and see what they reply you. Its a topic for discussion

Capital1:
Pls Nairalanders, am in serious need for a relationship that has getting married as its goal, a lot of females i come im contact with still enjoy the dating play around, they barely discuss family.

Sleektalker@naij.com

Joygalore:
I laugh at your stupidity
I had to peruse your topics and profile,from the first to the last topic,your brainless was displayed.
I never knew I was just bothering myself replying a retard.
I asked a simple question and you turned it to somethingelse,which shows you are just a disgruntled human being
I am done quoting you except you become nice and apply decorum in your typing

moriarity:
missgray deactivated, pls stop taunting all the beautiful women from nairaland especially the new ones. Badbelle are much on nairaland. Mtchew

misspicy:
We know that in a heated environment emotions can run high,some guys that are normally calm might be tempted to reset the medula oblongata of their girlfriends/wife and feel very remorseful after


Ladies can you forgive and forget the slap?

noetic5:
Today,Iyanya was officially announced as the official ambassador for Cross River State .The state governor ,Ben Ayade Florence Ita Giwa personally acknowledged his new position.In line with this,he will be given an official car and is also entitled to monthly remuneration..

Congrats to him!

Source: http://www.latestamebonaija.com/2015/11/iyanya-unveiled-as-cross-river-state.html

Joygalore:
Hahahahha Corky
Six month is too small .Please make it 5years

INTROVERT:
That girls waist is really something.... terrible

Joygalore:
Hahahahha Corky
Six month is too small .Please make it 5years

Joygalore:
I laugh at your stupidity
I had to peruse your topics and profile,from the first to the last topic,your brainless was displayed.
I never knew I was just bothering myself replying a retard.
I asked a simple question and you turned it to somethingelse,which shows you are just a disgruntled human being
I am done quoting you except you become nice and apply decorum in your typing

Durentt:

Durentt:
not when i hack into nairaland database Lemme see who wee ban me again. As for u, i swear i'll deal witu

misspicy:
see the way you are stressing yourself over durentt,he is a fvcking male trolling with an (F) abeg relax with the biatch word

Durentt:
Mrcork talk all u can now but pray i dnt open anoda acct, i'll whip ur smelly tongue off ur ugly face just wait for me

Andyblaze:
[b]

This afternoon i went into a store to buy 1 carton of indomie from my neighbour shop but she was not there, I saw another woman there and I felt it was her sister or new saleswoman. Its been long since I bought it so as there was no price listed on them I asked the sales person "How
much is the carton of indomie"
To my surprise she told me "its jusut 100 naira" and I told him she was joking but she inisisted seriously that I pay 100 naira so I paid it for the carton of indomie
I decided to use the chance to collect 1 big tin of milo, milk, packet of sugar and 2 golden morn and I asked her how much And she still said 100 naira so I paid another 100 naira for all
I was wondering if it was stolen goods but the woman assured me it wasn't.
So I asked her why her price was so cheap for me because I know I looked fresh because am a boy that just returned from Iowa in America so I wanted to be sure she wasn't getting sexually attracted to me but the woman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my husband.
Dat tin wey she dey do to am na wetin I dey do to her business too!"


This shocked me! This is cause the owner of that shop is my neighbour, I don't know, should I enjoy the goodies or should I run to the woman house yard and tell my neighbour about it and save her business from collapsing.
Please quick advise before this woman will run down the shop this evening because more customers are coming.





♦•♦#BITG♦•♦ [/b]

Andyblaze:
[b]

This afternoon i went into a store to buy 1 carton of indomie from my neighbour shop but she was not there, I saw another woman there and I felt it was her sister or new saleswoman. Its been long since I bought it so as there was no price listed on them I asked the sales person "How
much is the carton of indomie"
To my surprise she told me "its just 100 naira" and I told him she was joking but she inisisted seriously that I pay 100 naira so I paid it for the carton of indomie
I decided to use the chance to collect 1 big tin of milo, milk, packet of sugar and 2 golden morn and I asked her how much And she still said 100 naira so I paid another 100 naira for all
I was wondering if it was stolen goods but the woman assured me it wasn't.
So I asked her why her price was so cheap for me because I know I looked fresh because am a boy that just returned from Iowa in America so I wanted to be sure she wasn't getting sexually attracted to me but the woman said, "Well, the owner of the store is at my house right now with my husband.
Dat tin wey she dey do to am na wetin I dey do to her business too!"


This shocked me! This is cause the owner of that shop is my neighbour, I don't know, should I enjoy the goodies or should I run to the woman house yard and tell my neighbour about it and save her business from collapsing.
Please quick advise before this woman will run down the shop this evening because more customers are coming.





♦•♦#BITG♦•♦ [/b]

Durentt:
Pls my fellow nairalanders u pipu shud help me I hav been banned in romance section till October 26 2019.
I hav wake up dis early morning and see holiday letter from seun and farano, i have been begging them since but dey do not wanto pity me
The same way they banned me till 2017 in the former acct dat i opened, they av done it again.
Abeg halfrica Targaryen oyind17 iamlegend1 StfuareyouGod MrCork Ebudoxman gamaliel121 estharfabian misspicy naijaboiy cutehector and my fellow romancelanders. Pls beg for me, I promise neva to break rule no 2,5 and 19 on nairaland again.






Pleaseeeeeeeeeee

tushd:
I met this girl through a friend , we stopped talking for a while before we hooked up again about few months ago on whatsapp we started talking alot and for the first time in a long while someone got me glued to my phone..
We finally agree to met up and the first day was nice has she came to my place.. We played and all and get to talk more
A month later we decide to date each as we like each other and to give relationship a try wouldn't be a bad idea then I started to notice some disgusting attitude about her
First time was when we where making out and she started laughing, that would have been okay if it was that i tickled her o something.. Then I ask and she said she remembered once when she was playing with her dogs and the worm from the dog entered into her breast towards the nipple side and she had to press it out.. Immediately I heard that my john Thomas that was all standing just took a bow

2nd time was a chew gum she left in my place and I forgot to dispose it after she chewed finish. Next she came to my place was saying I should chew it.. Thou jokingly but it just disgust me and i couldn't even make out with her
3rd was she had water in her mouth and ask me to open my mouth so she could pour it in.. Kissing was different but that was just disgusting..
Thinking of just calling it has I'm of the notion i was too quick in getting the relationship.. Now if she is around I just think about those stuff's and it irritates me from the breats, the gum and the water and so many things like that.. She claims she is being free and all but it is just creepy has it limits physical contact with each other.i like her and all buh that's just a turn off.
Should I call it quit?

SwagPower:
Behold n Believe

SwagPower:
Behold n Believe

jagaban17:
Exactly 2 years after NYSC ( Don't want to write stories to bore anyone ,but I'm sure if you've been unemployed ,you know the travails) .

Last week I started a job with 1.5M annual salary, I collected another offer of 1.3M annual salary also today. Now I have to choose and consider my options based on career prospects,location and other factors ,in fact I'm confused.

By Gods grace, this is just a little of my dreams and where i see myself....also to encourage someone out there, don't give up and don't let anybody pity you. Keep striving. We will all reach our peak.Amen. Its just the beginning.

jagaban17:
Exactly 2 years after NYSC ( Don't want to write stories to bore anyone ,but I'm sure if you've been unemployed ,you know the travails) .

Last week I started a job with 1.5M annual salary, I collected another offer of 1.3M annual salary also today. Now I have to choose and consider my options based on career prospects,location and other factors ,in fact I'm confused.

By Gods grace, this is just a little of my dreams and where i see myself....also to encourage someone out there, don't give up and don't let anybody pity you. Keep striving. We will all reach our peak.Amen. Its just the beginning.

viviangist4:
source http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/11/youths-threaten-to-kill-prophet-for-failing-to-resurrect-audu/