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Romance › Re: Between Men And Women Who Cheat The Most? by MrCork: 8:32pm On Nov 25, 2015
Naughtysite:
Do wat ?
...is yor name mrs chima?.. Goat!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls What Are The Safest Way To Die by MrCork: 7:03pm On Nov 25, 2015
lagmostkuit:
I'm not lightskin angry
...wot as lightskin gots to do wit mating?..... undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls What Are The Safest Way To Die by MrCork: 6:53pm On Nov 25, 2015
lagmostkuit:
It wasn't me you asked that question! grin

Lightskin don enter your head too much! cheesy cheesy cheesy
...sweery ama lover not a fighter...can I mate wit u? smiley
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun: "I Am Beautiful And Pretty" (Photo) by MrCork: 6:51pm On Nov 25, 2015
tchidi:
http://www.lovebscott.com/news/oh-my-august-alsina-may-have-just-won-the-eggplant-battle-photo

tongue tongue

Shebi you follow for the 500 deported Nigerians? undecided undecided
...sweery I leave the kinda life u will onlyvdream about..am pekam london base but right now,am in times square new york hotel recepttion waitin for my order. I hav pounds an dollar!. wink
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls What Are The Safest Way To Die by MrCork: 6:46pm On Nov 25, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Hope you weren't deported too? (No Offence) angry
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.crackhead..I dint ask u for story..I asked if u lightskin!
undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls What Are The Safest Way To Die by MrCork: 6:40pm On Nov 25, 2015
londongal03:
Please don't take away your precious life
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: I Wanna Buy My Igbo Former Housemate Something Expensive by MrCork:
onila:
hes like 18 or 19

this boy was so nice to me

he deserves something special
I am going to the mall tomorrow

think of something quick, my loves
...but can u juss phuuukim?... you time waster!!(no ofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun: "I Am Beautiful And Pretty" (Photo) by MrCork: 6:35pm On Nov 25, 2015
theshaderoom:
Denrele shared the pics and wrote:

"I am my own #WCW!
I'm beautiful...pretty...Yes I know!
I didn't cause it. I can't control it. I can't cure it!
#NoFilter #NoDamnFilter #StuckInTrafficFace"


"https://www.instagram.com/p/-g2IzSKhWE/
..but y do IBO people enjoy dressin like drag queens? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: The Pictureless Romancelanders Are The First To Always Call Someone Ugly by MrCork: 6:33pm On Nov 25, 2015
Davidsylva:
Why?
...u take pickture like 3 refugee from togo & then u wonder y females say u ugly??.... is this a serrrois thread?(no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls What Are The Safest Way To Die by MrCork: 6:26pm On Nov 25, 2015
oladman:
I really need the advice guys..... tired of everything self, make person dey go house make him go rest....... abi he no good guys.
.................................................................................
....brother .let me sleep wit yor babe while u watch...that shud help!(no ofeense)! smiley
Romance › Re: Wise Guyz Pls Help Me Judge This by MrCork: 6:21pm On Nov 25, 2015
jonaifame22:
hehehehehehe, don't worry bro, if I need a suit I can afford one!
...yor gonno by one from lagos market?...son quit tryn to impres a Londoner....it aint gona fly!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Wise Guyz Pls Help Me Judge This by MrCork: 6:18pm On Nov 25, 2015
schumastic:
COME MRCORK IS LIKE THIS DEPORTATION HAS GOTTEN TO UR HEAAD OR THE CUM IN UR DICK S DOING THE THINKING, WERE DID THE OP SAY HE TRIED RAPING HER? READ WELL B4 U START COMMENTING ABI SHEY ELE TI MU SHEKPE
...did u hear him say he rape a girl in his shop usin ATM?....brother..move yor candle closer an re read his jubalistic thread. (No ofeense)
Romance › Re: Wise Guyz Pls Help Me Judge This by MrCork: 6:16pm On Nov 25, 2015
jonaifame22:
I guess u one of those been deported frm london yesterday who arrived lagos this morning, eeyah! I hope u're settling down already?
...corection...be nice to me & I will post u £10 cash to buy a suit ther in nigeria.....u still a r@pist though! (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Wise Guyz Pls Help Me Judge This by MrCork: 6:08pm On Nov 25, 2015
jonaifame22:
My ex gf showed up in my shop 2day and she narrated her ordeal of how she almost gfot raped by a guy yesterday,
She said she met the guy when she was carrying some heavy load in unilag and she was very tired and the guy offered to help her by giving her a ride and after that he asked for her number and according to her she didn't wanna sound rude so she gave him her number and since then they've been chattn on watsapp.
Then he took her out yesterday and then she ate meat and the guy drank some liquor, then they discussed abt web designing amongst other things and after a while at abt 8:30pm she said she wanna go home and the said he'll like to use the ATM,
On gettn to the ATM the guy said the money he's expectn hasn't reflected so they sat in his car and talked a while then he tried holdin her hands which she declined according to her.
The next thing the guy did next was that he gave her a series of five punch combinations and she was screaming frm inside his car and she managed to run out and she left her fone behind in his car wth her face swollen all over at least my eyes saw the swollen face.
As she was done narrating the story, I told her I don't believe the whole thing that some parts of the story is missing, then she got angry and started acting up, after I started to narrate what I feel happened, she stormed out angrily and I didn't call her back,
Please have I done wrong for not beleiving the story and should I have called her back when she walked out on me and form the write up, do u believe the story
..SAY WOT??...you rape yor girlfriend in a shop after drinkin ATM...Shame on u..u shud be lock in prison!!(no ofeense) angry
Car Talk › Re: Two Buses Collide On 3rd Mainland Bridge (Photos) by MrCork: 4:59pm On Nov 25, 2015
ceo247frolic:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-YMGk2LYF9Bg/VlW08uJvFsI/AAAAAAAHcQs/CAJblmpoGzo/s1600/a.jpg[/img]
There was a serious accident on third mainland bridge involving 2 buses. Thankfully, there was no casualty. More photos after the

http://www.newshelm.com/2015/11/photos-two-buses-colide-on-3rd-mainland.html
...but why do IBO people drive lorry witout lisence?.... dont u people ha road sIgn ther in that Nigeria place? (No ofeense) undecided
Crime › Re: Smugglers Caught By Customs Officers In Oyo State Recently (Photos) by MrCork: 7:09am On Nov 25, 2015
Gabsoka:
Idiot before opening that maggot infested mouth of yours to abuse Igbo race.....(1) ask your English teacher to teach you the correct spelling for ALWAYS (2) Ask your neighbour to explain what was written in your bush dialect . So doing, you will understand that the writer did not say anything that suggested that an Igbo man has that goods. FOOL !
^^^^^calm down son....but y r IBO people all ways agresive & all ways cussin?..... u need anger management classssees!!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Between Men And Women Who Cheat The Most? by MrCork: 10:29pm On Nov 24, 2015
MrsChima:
How was the deportation back home? grin
..hey mrs chima...can we meet up in miami next week Thursday. Am in NY right now cheesy
Crime › Re: Smugglers Caught By Customs Officers In Oyo State Recently (Photos) by MrCork: 7:44pm On Nov 24, 2015
saintkel:
Answer me now
..

...good example...lookat yor picture profile...u looook IBO!(no ofeense)
undecided
Crime › Re: Smugglers Caught By Customs Officers In Oyo State Recently (Photos) by MrCork: 7:12pm On Nov 24, 2015
saintkel:
pls advice me, is dat thrier face gud enof to attract Mizkel?

..the smugelers are IBO people...reed the postt!
undecided
Romance › Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:11pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:
Hey! Look "what" we have here cheesy
It's the maggi star Cork cheesy cheesy

And how many more dump comments should we expect by Friday? undecided
...ATTENTION SEEKIN DUMB THREAD DERAILED!!!
Crime › Re: Smugglers Caught By Customs Officers In Oyo State Recently (Photos) by MrCork: 7:06pm On Nov 24, 2015
saintkel:
Ode even in oyo u blame d igbos, pls receive small sense
..ok..so u sayin the smugullers are not IBO?...cant u c thrier face? undecided
Romance › Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:03pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:
Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree wink
....how many more dump thread shud we expet by Friday? smiley
Romance › Re: How To Use Pillow... by MrCork: 7:01pm On Nov 24, 2015
DikSin:
Hello!
Welcome in guys.
No long talk.

I don't know how to sleep with my head on a pillow. How do I learn to use one cos I want to feel the said comfort that comes with it.

Bashing is allowed... To a degree wink
.....bro..the great ting sbout u is thay u all wsys sound like the assss of a hole!! undecided
Crime › Re: Smugglers Caught By Customs Officers In Oyo State Recently (Photos) by MrCork: 6:57pm On Nov 24, 2015
pretydiva:
where did u read dat dey r ibos?..stop dis tribal hate
.... sweery it as notin to do wit trabal....the smmugulers loook IBO!!(no ofeense) undecided
Crime › Re: Smugglers Caught By Customs Officers In Oyo State Recently (Photos) by MrCork: 6:53pm On Nov 24, 2015
INTROVERT:
[People will always devise new ways to deceive and cheat, even with the BVN there will be leaks and cheats but they will all be caught and spend some time in jail. ]
....but why r IBO people all ways smugilin? undecided

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