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Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 10:22pm On Oct 28, 2015
halfrica:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Since am a guy oya bring ur anus hole lemme dip some milk inside
Yum yum
huh huh huh huh
Werey eranko eran iya oshogbo
^^^^another male pretedin tobe female on nairaland! angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 10:20pm On Oct 28, 2015
Durentt:
foolosh oloshi, i wont ansa u no more
...bro u r the fooolish one on nairaland decivin people u r female.... u homebase 419 crackhead!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 10:17pm On Oct 28, 2015
baebee:
Hi friends,a friend of mine introduced me here today,can anyone please show me how things are done ?

thanks
..anyways sweery ...which around do u want us to show u?....u lokin for man?(no ofeennse) undecided
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 10:07pm On Oct 28, 2015
baebee:
Hi friends,a friend of mine introduced me here today,can anyone please show me how things are done ?

thanks
..anyways sweery ...which around do u want us to show u?....u lokin for man? undecided
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 10:05pm On Oct 28, 2015
Durentt:
see noinsense question. U are really a cork *no ofiense*
...bro u go around nairaland labelin yor sef as female so guys can chat u up...but yet u claim u aint realy homo?.... be proud to b gay! angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 9:43pm On Oct 28, 2015
baebee:
yes,why do you ask
....how?...plis do u hav mirror? (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 9:41pm On Oct 28, 2015
Durentt:
Lol, u and ur lightskin obsession. U shud first be asking. Are u truly a lady?
...bro but y r u still desivin people u r female?...r u lookin for boy friend? angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 9:33pm On Oct 28, 2015
baebee:
Hi friends,a friend of mine introduced me here today,can anyone please show me how things are done ?

thanks
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 9:32pm On Oct 28, 2015
baebee:
Hi friends,a friend of mine introduced me here today,can anyone please show me how things are done ?

thanks
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies And Gentlemen Did You Know? how true is this? by MrCork: 6:54pm On Oct 28, 2015
...mr facony...how soon shod we be expectin another dump thread from u?? undecided
Romance › Re: Latino Guys Are So Nice And Respectful! by MrCork: 6:27pm On Oct 28, 2015
onila:
my housemate is colombian

dummy
...ok..yor flatmate now chanfe fron latino to colonbia..abi?...if u lie again u will get ban on nairaland for 6 month!!!..I swaar! angry
Romance › Re: Latino Guys Are So Nice And Respectful! by MrCork: 6:26pm On Oct 28, 2015
onila:
my latino housemate cooks for me all the time
..latino house mate there in enugu.....ONILA FOR GOD SAKE QUIT LIE!! angry
Romance › Re: Latino Guys Are So Nice And Respectful! by MrCork: 6:24pm On Oct 28, 2015
onila:
my latino housemate cooks for me all the time
...and how the hell do u no about Latinos all the way from enugu?.... this homebase females mennnn!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies And Gentlemen Did You Know? how true is this? by MrCork: 6:21pm On Oct 28, 2015
Falconey



....hello roadside mechanic...no ofeense to yor picture profile but u looklike thoise lagos roadside mechanic!(no ofeeense) undecided
Family › Re: Wife Bathes Husband With Hot Water For Sleeping With Her Mother (Graphic Pics) by MrCork: 6:18pm On Oct 28, 2015
ceometromedia:
According to journalist who posted this, a scorned wife disfigured her randy husband with hot water for having an affair with her own mother..

Didn't she go too far?

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/10/photo-wife-bathes-husband-with-hot.html
.....wots wrong wot sleepin wit her mother when she cant do her home wok.....lazy jelos blak woman..
I bet shes dak skin(no ofeense)!
angry
Crime › Re: Touts Dispossess Policeman Of His AK-47 Rifle After Visiting A Brothel by MrCork: 6:14pm On Oct 28, 2015
...blak women r juss time waster...espesiaaly if they r nigerian...we prefa white women...yea I said wot every blakman been wantin to say!(no ofeense) angry
Crime › Re: Touts Dispossess Policeman Of His AK-47 Rifle After Visiting A Brothel by MrCork: 6:12pm On Oct 28, 2015
..ther u go...u see how blak women forse the innocent policevman to go n look for prostitute.....u ask them for punny..they refuse...this is y we dont date them hear in the uk...REAL TALK!!(no ofeense) angry
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 3:02am On Oct 28, 2015
GogobiriLalas:
No offense taken bros, am responding to your ignorance (no offense) from somewhere in Cali; but I guess since your ahse is somewhere up in the air taking it, you can't tell hmm?
....u get angry becoz they ban gay movie ther in nigeria. ..abi?.bro nairaland is not a gay forom....we sugest u carry yorr case tto united nation!!( no ofeense) angry
Crime › Re: Man Brings Rifle To Market In Akure Under The Influence Of Hard Drugs (Photos) by MrCork: 1:18am On Oct 28, 2015
Zikkyfuse:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-Ut3k_rooGIY/Vi-xm9KIj3I/AAAAAAAAATQ/25RIxn7lkJI/s320/1.jpg[/img]

The man who identified himself as Olufemi Julius came to popular Mobile phone Market in Akure (Olukayode Shopping Complex) with a riffle this morning with intention of killing someone. When apprehended and interrogated, he seemed to be under the influence of codeine. He told police he didn't know anyone at the complex and couldn't explain how he got the rifle. Thankfully, no one was killed or injured as he was overpowered and handed over to the police. More pics after the below...


http://www.chuzzysblog.com/2015/10/man-under-influence-of-hard-drugs.html
...this IBO people again mennnnn!!(no ofeense) undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 1:08am On Oct 28, 2015
GogobiriLalas:
If anyone needs proof about the moral decadence of the West, they should watch this mini series...what an insane bunch of people people
^^^^^ this type never bein outter africa ..aebroad or london..they all ways hatin..I lie?!!(no ofeense) embarassed
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 1:06am On Oct 28, 2015
...an guys u can get angry all u want for now butt guess wot....Hollywoood news said the new superman muss hav a boyfriend in the next block buster movie..(Read it) angry
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 1:00am On Oct 28, 2015
whizpa:
Sorry sir..... you don't have my attention.. Will not trade words with you sir..
Consider yourself ignored..
...see yor ghana head like fryn pan...u come vo nairaland sayn u want to watch gay movie an thern when we try to educkate u..u start cusSin people like bus conductor.....u homebase people mennnn!!(no ofeense) undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 9:42pm On Oct 27, 2015
tayotemowo:
Guy talk true you've never been to Lagos before. What's more I'm sure you've never left the village before real men don't laugh small time you'll tell us real men don't sleep with women too abi. Abeg gerrarahia where you come from. Real men don't have white teething, real men are not neat come abeg have you ever lived anywhere other than that village farm abi na under bridge you dey live? Chineke wetin I no go hear finish just because you're a dirty person doesn't mean everybody have to be as dirty as you are. 99% of people that stay in Lagos are gay men where you come from the truth is in my life I have only met one person I felt might be gay and people nearly lynched him one time and here you are saying 99% of people in Lagos are gay. Shm and feeling pity for you. As if I haven't just said it.
..see this ordnary homebase young man talkin yo a whole Londoner like am on his level....99.5% of homebase guys r guy....u didnt see the report?... I went to that nigeria..lagos 2 month ago & I saw guys wit ear ring...and wit some ghana made messed up tatooo.. I lie? undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 9:22pm On Oct 27, 2015
donem:
haha Mr Cork himself, not all men on pink shirts are gays o...
in short let me go give out my two pink shirts.
Besides never knew u sneak into this country, would make plans for you to be put on surveillance, when next u visit, say bye to Peckham, you would be forced to live in this country u do look down on permanently.
....so u r one of thoise homebase guys who were pink shirts?..bro u r gay!! angry
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 9:20pm On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
Lol, am not gay, i just fixed d Female there for a specific reason. I'll change it later when am done
...u want to miss lead men to talk to u & then after they fall in love u tell them u aint female?.... bro this is fraud! undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 9:09pm On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
wait 1st, stop calling me sweery, am a guy.
Bak to argument, who said real men dont have white teeths lol, dis mr cork no well
...u a guy & u hav (f) next to yor name so people can tink u r female ..abi?...bro how looong u been gay? smiley
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 9:00pm On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
hahahaha mrcork, nawaoooh. Pls dont say 98% dats just too much. Not every man in pink shirt and skinny is gay
...sweery..real men dont were pink shirt

..real men dont watch romance movie

..real men to laugh too much

....real men dont looook too neat

....real men dont cry..especialy ova chick

...real men dont hav white teeth


...real men dont were slippers


..go to that lagos & u be shocked.. (true story)
angry
Romance › Re: My Coworker Said I Look Like The Devil? by MrCork: 8:55pm On Oct 27, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Guys, yesterday a male coworker told me I look like the devil which was hilarious. grin

He was like " You look like the devil men". grin

What do you all think?[/color]
...anyways tank god yor lightskin...I for giv u! angry
Romance › Re: My Coworker Said I Look Like The Devil? by MrCork: 8:54pm On Oct 27, 2015
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Guys, yesterday a male coworker told me I look like the devil which was hilarious. grin

He was like " You look like the devil men". grin

What do you all think?[/color]
..huh?...cow worker or co worker??....y wunt they say u looklike devil when u cant spell...u homebase people menn!!(no ofeense) undecided
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 8:50pm On Oct 27, 2015
Durentt:
Lol guy, gays here no reach 4million na.. Aaaah for wetin grin
....sweery I went to that nigeria place juss 2 month ago & 99.5% of guys in lagos were wearing pencil jeans & pink shirts......who wears pink shirts in 2015?...serrrriously! ....98% of guys in that lagos are homo!!..REAL TALK!!(no ofeense) angry
TV/Movies › Re: Homosexuality Movie “I Am Jazz” Banned On Nigerian TV Stations by MrCork: 8:08pm On Oct 27, 2015
whizpa:
WE ARE NOT GAYS-- Common sense.
....clearly yor commmon sence is not common coz if it is common u will find out ther r 4 million under cover homebase gay nigerians.. I lie?(no ofeennse) undecided

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