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Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 10:41pm On Nov 01, 2015
classicB:
I sight u
..are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 10:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
yes...


do you have more MB so you could google it,if not PM me your number,lemme do the needful tongue
...anyways an in love...so when r we gonno mate? smiley
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 10:39pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
no am not a lower animal undecided
....sweery plis y r u talkin to a low life scum bag homebase crackhead calld fourwinds?....I do not like my lovelys talkin to people below me so plis STOP!!... angry
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 10:36pm On Nov 01, 2015
classicB:
I sight u
...I sight you? ....u mean..I see you?... sweeery did english teacher go onstrike in that nigeria place? ..how can u say to a Londoner. .**I sight you? (No ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Singer Olamide Shares Flight Photo With Pilots by MrCork: 9:49pm On Nov 01, 2015
adaxxy:
You ...didn't I warn you many times not to speak this your rubbish English,
Grownup like you with all these grammatical blunder even primaries speaks better than you rubbish English and you still feel cool with it despite your environment,
Hmmm I tire for you oo
..correcktion. ..bro I gots pounds sterlin..u dont..ma advisse..GO BAK TO BED !! (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 9:43pm On Nov 01, 2015
[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=39590987][/quote]...CRACKHEAD. . CANT U SEE AM BUSY TALKIN TO BABE?..... GERRRRRRROUTofHEAR mennnmn...Goat!! angry
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 9:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
silver undecided
no no...

it will have to be a gold and diamond ring,bride price and white wedding affair....then garage matters can follow tongue
..sweery silver is the new gold..I swaaar.. dont u hav telivision? undecided
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 9:38pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
silver undecided
no no...

it will have to be a gold and diamond ring,bride price and white wedding affair....then garage matters can follow tongue
angry
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 9:31pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
mrcork go and sleep...you are dozing tongue
...sweery so wear was we...my beauriful....wot if I buy u a silver ring... may I *kondo* in yor garage? cheesy
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 9:29pm On Nov 01, 2015
[quote author=IamLEGEND1 post=39590632][/quote]..MONKEY GO BAK TO BED JOR.. GOAT!! angry
Romance › Re: 18+ VIDEO: OMG! 10 Year Old Boy Banging Hot Chic In A Party by MrCork: 9:20pm On Nov 01, 2015
cyborg07:
Some Woman can never have sense till Jesus comes. Imagine the nonsense going on in this video. A 10 year old boy banging a girl in a party.
Watch the annoying video here - http://www.234vibesmedia.com/18-video-omg-10-year-old-boy-banging-hot-chic-in-a-party/
..dyammm lucky devil....this iz so annnnoyin...he looklike boy alinko though! cheesy
Romance › Re: Imagine World Without Women. by MrCork: 9:11pm On Nov 01, 2015
teekay213:
In your own view,describe this world without women apart from reproduction aspect.
.well it simply means Every mans nyash will be in trouble acordin to scientific explanation! (True story) smiley
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 8:48pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
but i have enuff fuel in my cars...what do i need your tank for? keep it for your one and only range rover sport tongue
...sweery I dint ask u for graama plus life story. ...I ask if I may empty ma tank in yor beaurifull lovely sweet garage..kabbbbbbish? undecided
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 8:40pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
mate me? shocked
.SAY WOT?....sweery i can empty ma tank in yor garage?? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Singer Olamide Shares Flight Photo With Pilots by MrCork: 8:38pm On Nov 01, 2015
benedictnsi:
See your English abi na hinglish grin

Anyway, wah Eva, Olamide is my favorite and I can never get jealous about his success you hearhuh You talked about homebase now remind me where you are at the momenthuh You also talked about backwards pls how gar about your lifehuh Anyway just like you said........ No offence. U na my guy for NL sha grin
...bro I dont mean to so und rude but hombase guys r bush.. I lie?.....u people all ways seem to no people dont even no u.... I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Five Top Most Funniest Comments On Romance Section..lmao by MrCork: 8:23pm On Nov 01, 2015
misspicy:
am still waiting for the funny comments undecided

btw classicB no allow man turn you to housegirl o
..sweery can I mate wit u? smiley
Romance › Re: Worst Week Ever!!! by MrCork: 8:16pm On Nov 01, 2015
yilly:
Last week i didn't get my dream job, this week i was duped and last night my phone & my charger got FRIED by Nepa power surge. Today, other bad luck kept happening especially the one that keke napep's tyre got busted by an unknown object when i was still on board. Whats the next worst that could happenhuh Where will i even start fromhuh And on top of that, am stressed & feeling sick. OMG....
...sweery plis lets talk about somtin more imporant....any ways sinse u ask..did I mention I drivev £28,000 (cash) range rover spot n am from some rich yuppy area in london pekam!! wink
Romance › Re: A Lil Something For My Crush On NL by MrCork: 8:03pm On Nov 01, 2015
Falconey



^^^CRACKHEAD...muss u be on every tread? undecided
Romance › Re: SHAME!!! See What A Youth Corper Posted On Facebook by MrCork: 8:00pm On Nov 01, 2015
Princejebs:
See what he posted,go class dem no go hear Hian
..WTF??..bro..will u move yor garankokinhgolick NCYM story to joke section.. mennnn..romance secxtion is for chasin women!!(no ofeense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Singer Olamide Shares Flight Photo With Pilots by MrCork: 7:55pm On Nov 01, 2015
...yo so call olamindy paid his dues (did his homework) whicj waz y he took nIce pictures wit the pilot.....great arrist.....but insted...nairaland haters tweet from under mango tress..hatin like lost shepards.. ! (No ofeeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Singer Olamide Shares Flight Photo With Pilots by MrCork: 7:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
benedictnsi:
Olamide that thing no be G-wagon ooo... grin no use say you be celebrity go press any button WEH you see oooo...... If not, you no go like where una go land..... Flight 317 weh loss that time for Indonesia go get hope for where una dey grin
^^^^envy n jelosy..(typikal nigerIa)..this is exactly why u homebase people will all ways be 50years bakward!!(no ofeense) undecided
Politics › Re: Which Of The Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Meet In Person? by MrCork:
angry
Politics › Re: Which Of The Nairalander(s) Will You Like To Meet In Person? by MrCork: 6:50pm On Nov 01, 2015
PunkyVeer:
Awww. Shweet. Thanks smiley
....which awww...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:06pm On Nov 01, 2015
...QUESTIION...if our blak sisters now enjoy datein anytin espesiaaly guys eatin wit bear hands...wots the point tryn to impres them as a gentleman?......am tinkin...does it even wot it sef?? ..REAL TALK!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 4:30pm On Nov 01, 2015
tomyka81:
Unless the chicken has a sauce or something, the only way to eat it is with the hands. In the grand scheme of things, I don't care how my man eats chicken. Is he gentle, sincere, trustworthy, a good dad, good provider, protector. That is what measures a man, not how he eats chicken. These simple things can be refined with time.
...so u date guys who eat sugarcane in front of u..a lady & u all so date guys who wud use his nasty hands to chop chicken in front of u..a lady...so wot u telln us is that has loong has the guy provide food for u..u dont care?.... sweery do I go to classy resturants?(no ofeennse) angry
Events › Re: Wish 5 Romancelander A Happy New Month. by MrCork: 10:01am On Nov 01, 2015
peeparty:
It is that time of the month again,
where we usually open our Romancelander studio for
your new months shalla messages.
you know the drill *winks*.

show some love to your goons,business partner,Husband,crsuh etc.
As it has been our culture here.your job is simple.
yes it is,@ll you
have to do is wish , "5 Romancelanders a happy
new month".

Drums rolling:

Sinaj
figo5
cutekimani
iamkingzlee
twaci.

God will go before you to level every mountain, break all doors bronze,give you the treasures in secret places.
welcome to Nu-vember,your month of all round victory.
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 11:12pm On Oct 31, 2015
dexcira:
. cool
....ate u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 8:59pm On Oct 31, 2015
dexcira:
. Yup cheesy
...u don't hav klass!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Crime › Re: Lagos Pastor In Homosexual, Serial Rape Scandal by MrCork: 7:08pm On Oct 31, 2015
Omotayor123:
Painedhuh No Offense *Eran!!! tongue
.loookhear sweet hat...I no u wana phuck me but guess wot.....aint goono happpin!! angry
Crime › Re: Lagos Pastor In Homosexual, Serial Rape Scandal by MrCork: 7:06pm On Oct 31, 2015
California30:
Next is your father.
He got a sweet ass.

We will rape him in his ass till he dies
...u enjoy rapin people?...yor mother muss be proud!
Crime › Re: Lagos Pastor In Homosexual, Serial Rape Scandal by MrCork: 6:44pm On Oct 31, 2015
OgaJonah:
Him name na Sadeeq Mustapha and a PASTOR. kai!
..r u related? undecided
Crime › Re: Lagos Pastor In Homosexual, Serial Rape Scandal by MrCork: 6:43pm On Oct 31, 2015
Omotayor123:
Check her profile pix tongue

Are you deported alreadyhuh tongue
..an not sure who invite u to our convarsation...go bak to bed..GOAT!!(no ofeense) undecided

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