₦airaland Forum

ingenuity2014:
"issit ma fault", "pounds stalin", "ofeense", "sweery", "introduse", "homebase", "mennnn". Guy, U be correct onitsha boy. And if anyone actually thinks for a sec that this guy has left the [i][/i]shores [i][/i]of Ibo land, i'm sure that person can fall for anything. No Offense!

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]I realise you're from Ondo ( full offence)[/color]

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Where did you see Richard? ...go and sleep jor[/color]

Nina4u:
Step into my orchard ... the garden of Eden ... Taste all the forbidden fruits .. bouth sweet and sour ..hard and soft , moist and wet .
The juices on your lips , you will devour them with desire,and your tounge will lust for more ...
And they will fill your mouth with sweetness and even as they tickle your palate ... you crave moooreee ....
Now you are almost there ... but you are not alone ..

Let the flowers tease you ...let them wrap around you .. feel the fragrent blossoms as they open ..feel the thorns as they sting ...
It feel like your lost ..in a haze ..twisting turning ..falling ..but i will help you ...help you find your way ..
I promise ..when you leave here it will be with a smile on your face ..
Step into my orchard , my secret place ...

Here we fly and float , feeling of love and grace ..step into my orchard with your beauty .. with your love .. here in paradise .
I offer you a garden of paradise .. feilds of pleasure .. passion ... taste the dewdrops from my lips ..i offer you
beauty .. i offer you love . So inviting ,so enticccciiiiinnnng ..
Step into my orchard .. , my secret place .... Cooommmeeeee !!!!

Bedeosky:
A suspected kidnapper who abducted a little boy in Imo state has met his Waterloo after going to the bank to cash in on the ransom money.. Read the full gist of what went down below;

Nicholas Nwabueze, 22, is a customer of Ifeoma Olewu, the mother of Somtochukwu, 2. On the 27th of October, 2015, went to her shop, Zone 4, World Bank Area, New Owerri, Imo State to buy something. But he saw Chukwu coming out of their compound all alone while Ifeoma was inside the shop.

He quickly abducted him and demanded a ransom of N500,000 which was paid the next day. He however kept the boy in his custody, hoping to release him immediately after cashing the money. He only succeeded in withdrawing N120,000 through the ATM machine.

After that, the machine stopped dispensing and he was forced to go inside the bank to ask why. It was in that process that he was arrested. He later confessed that he wanted to obtain money from the parents since the boy’s father resides in China

source http://viviangist.com/kidnapper-gets-arrested-in-owerri-after-going-to-the-bank-to-withdraw-ransom-money

Mhizkel:
Hello MrCork, hope you still remember tomorrow?

delectablegyal:
I checked her pic and I wz like, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.
She is nt the girl I used to know during the miss nairaland contest. No more sexy eye, she is getting a bit chubby, her physique is now appalling. What's wrong?



Shout out to miss nairaland though. Still on point as ever.

Keketu:
im 23 , she is 38
im not hating, but i love her
my heart is far away, but i love her
she look beautiful , but yet love her
O ! belove , i love her
she scream but love her
shes the apple of my eye, i love her
i love her , yes i do love her .

tellitall:
Sources have it that Rick-ross has allegedly broken up with his girlfriend whom he proposed to two months ago with a $350K 11 carat rock he gave her. Legally speaking he said the ring is a gift in contemplation of marriage. she was found mov continue reading here

misspresident:
wizkid does not even have six pack lol two pack wizkid

contactmorak:
Davido's older brother and chairman of HKN Music, Adewale Adeleke bought himself an early birthday present, a brand new 2015 Range Rover Supercharged Vogue worth a whopping N30million. Congrats to him. See more exclusive photos after the cut...
www.splendormag.com/2015/11/davidos-brother-adewale-adeleke.html

laurenziz6:
where u born in london?
or are u from there
or is ur village in london?
keep on insulting ur homeland
because i can see ur mad!!
no offense

ernesty20:
A friend of mine just met me shedding tears like a baby.
I thought he had lost his mum or one of his relatives but i was wrong.

He suddenly stopped crying but was still sobbing. He told me that he's getting tired of living.

My friend is stammerer. Everybody knows about it. He feels bad each time he finished quarreling with people.

He would stammer when the need to explain what/how the quarrel starts arises. People will laugh at him. His foes will mock him for his inability to speak well. He feels bad though.

He told me that people always mock him whenever he stammers. He started shedding tears again.

I tried my best to console him but i was totally dumb-founded when he told that he is going to commit suicide if his problem persits.

I cautioned him not to think of commiting suicide in his life. I told him that with God, nothhing is impossibe in this World, that God who created him knows the best.

I tried to console him with suitable words but words are not comming because i was confused.

Please Nairalanders, i need your advice on behalf of my good friend.. What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs? Lalasticlala

FlirtyKaren:
I just got this and I've been laughing out loud. Who else agrees with this lady cos I totally do.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/is-there-any-atom-of-truth-in-this.html

FlirtyKaren:
I just got this and I've been laughing out loud. Who else agrees with this lady cos I totally do.


http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/is-there-any-atom-of-truth-in-this.html

creepsyme:
Tell him to pls take it easy its not as bad as he takes it. I was a one time stammerer while growing up mine was really bad dat I had to throw my head bak and forth before I culd speak, every sentence I tried to make was always broken thereby making my speech uninteresting and discouraged my listeners, it came to a point no one wanted to listen to me anymore but I was not discouraged, my family stood by me and encouraged me greatly especially my eldest sister, I began to talk less and mingle less. However with prayers and anger managment I was able to overcome it, I discovered as I was growing older stammering reduced untill now I speak very fluently without anyone knowing I once had that as a social problem.

Bobbieydeey:
how did u stop it?

slimbless:
Mercy Aigbe as we all know is a fashionable actress. She wore this lovely gown to the premiere of her movie "The Victims " yesterday, and I must say, she didn't disappoint.
Her daughter on the other hand, I don't think the outfit is suitable for a girl of 13/14,i might just be living in a stone age sha. she looks good anyway.
what do u think?


https://fashionpheeva.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Mercy-Aigbes-daughter13-jfashionpheeva1.png


...aint lightskin. .no nyansh! !
https://fashionpheeva.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Mercy-Aigbe10-fashionpheeva.png
https://fashionpheeva.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Mercy-Aigbe5-fashionpheeva.png


http://fashionpheeva.com/photos-mercy-aigbe-and-daughter-step-out-in-thigh-slit-dresses-for-victims-movie-premiere/

slimbless:
Mercy Aigbe as we all know is a fashionable actress. She wore this lovely gown to the premiere of her movie "The Victims " yesterday, and I must say, she didn't disappoint.
Her daughter on the other hand, I don't think the outfit is suitable for a girl of 13/14,i might just be living in a stone age sha. she looks good anyway.
what do u think?


https://fashionpheeva.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Mercy-Aigbes-daughter13-jfashionpheeva1.png


...aint lightskin. .no nyansh! !
https://fashionpheeva.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Mercy-Aigbe10-fashionpheeva.png
https://fashionpheeva.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/Mercy-Aigbe5-fashionpheeva.png


http://fashionpheeva.com/photos-mercy-aigbe-and-daughter-step-out-in-thigh-slit-dresses-for-victims-movie-premiere/

ernesty20:
A friend of mine just met me shedding tears like a baby.
I thought he had lost his mum or one of his relatives but i was wrong.

He suddenly stopped crying but was still sobbing. He told me that he's getting tired of living.

My friend is stammerer. Everybody knows about it. He feels bad each time he finished quarreling with people.

He would stammer when the need to explain what/how the quarrel starts arises. People will laugh at him. His foes will mock him for his inability to speak well. He feels bad though.

He told me that people always mock him whenever he stammers. He started shedding tears again.

I tried my best to console him but i was totally dumb-founded when he told that he is going to commit suicide if his problem persits.

I cautioned him not to think of commiting suicide in his life. I told him that with God, nothing is impossibe in this World, that God who created him knows the best.

I tried to console him with suitable words but words are not comming because i was confused.

Please Nairalanders, i need your advice on behalf of my good friend.. What do u think can be done so that the stammering can be reduced? Can it be cured with drugs? Lalasticlala

laurenziz6:
whats wrong in being homebase

laurenziz6:
whats wrong in being homebase

tomyka81:
Lol I live in USA. No one eats chicken with a fork and knife. I grew up eating sugarcane out of my dad's fields. I eat chicken with my hands with ketchup. Delicious lol I guess I need to go back to real lady school lol

tomyka81:
Yes. My daddy grows sugarcane and I love it. If my man has a piece of sugarcane, he had better offer me a piece too. Ma'am you have it all twisted. I have been in four and five star restaurants and no one, I repeat, no one eats fried chicken with a knife and fork. I am a certified lady and none of what you said would bother me. The heart is what matters. You will miss out on true undefiled love worried about whether a man eats sugarcane. I also eat berries straight off the bush too. Furthermore, you are constantly judging a man by how he eats whereas your intelligence could easily be judged by your vernacular but no one is doing that. Also my life isn't measured by how much I make, whether I go to restaurants, etc. When that is th focus of a person, I can readily tell that they are what is called "new money" meaning they have never had it and now that the person has two nickels to rub together they let it go to their head. You aren't classy ma'am. You are merely new money trying to impose a caste system that is archaic to those who are accustomed to money.

Merlissa:
Sorry...



The Lord is your muscle!

yilly:
And i didnt tell you who actually dupe me either. Its a guy who claims to b in UK too & lied dat he love me & also would sent me some gifts all d way. So nope! Nt even in my dream will i b fooled again. Thank you.

..sweery the good news iz that u looklike one of my ex jamaican lovelys. .Tanisha...very preety ting wit sexxxxy eyes ..cute nose wit a sexxxy smile like yors..

...the bad news though iz that u wud nid to change yor compleexsion to lightskin yellow b4 I can move in!(no ofeense)

classicB:
Mtchew. Am not in for your usual dumb post. Na only u first go london?

classicB:
Mtchew. Am not in for your usual dumb post. Na only u first go london?

ObiOmaMu:
Guys, please read this heartbreaking story of a Nigerian man who brought his wife from Nigeria to Yankee only to discover she's pregnant for another man at home. It will definitely leave you speechless and dumbfounded all at the same time. The devil lives amongst us, people!

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/what-manner-of-wickedness-is-this.html

Fourwinds:
Im..becile Londoner... are u light skin. I thought dat is ur first foolish question before u woow a girl..y breaking d rules... BIG PIGGY HEAD