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Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 10:16pm On Oct 30, 2015
halfrica:
grin grin grin grin see akuko callin sumone goat

I just kno ur senses are always dehydrated wen u typin on nl

Cos u literally get wet on post for nothing

Wipe ur dirty shame nd leave me
huh huh huh huh Even a goat is nt as sturborn as u see as e b like somali pig
..STOP DERALIN THE DUMB THREAD...BORED EDDDDIOT!!
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 9:46pm On Oct 30, 2015
halfrica:
Really?? Nd is dat affecting u??
...take a U torn an get lost..... stopt distorbin me..GOAT!! angry
Events › Re: White People Dress As Blacks And Carry Nigerian Flag For Halloween (Pic) by MrCork: 9:41pm On Oct 30, 2015
olokfor:
[img]http://4.bp..com/-sCNde3rn6lw/VjPG3P5HIVI/AAAAAAAHJh0/uyGIquLhzB4/s1600/unnamed.png[/img]

These two are white people dressed as blacks for Halloween - and possibly Nigerians because they are carrying a Nigerian flag. This is their own depiction of Nigerians?

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/10/photo-white-people-dress-as-blacks-and.html
...we Londoners r not complanin but its u homebase people naggin......its simple..u dont like wot u see..LOOOOOOK AWAY..I lie?....I make serrrios pounds sterlin hear I London so y the fok shud I worry about clowns? undecided
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 9:36pm On Oct 30, 2015
EbuDoxMan:
Halfrica,. Let's leave that thread..Oya come here..
..Halfrica?...bro u muss be really dwsparate!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 9:34pm On Oct 30, 2015
Smartiegurl:
are you ready to come home?
.which home?...sweery I wana park mas 17inches loooong *kondo* In yor garage!!](no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 9:31pm On Oct 30, 2015
dexcira:
. Werin b DAT? U loss for Bet Naija? tongue
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:14pm On Oct 30, 2015
...I hope u people r seein reasons y 4million nigerian r deported from london bak to lagos evry year....illitarates!!(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:07pm On Oct 30, 2015
Beesluv:
Does chicken have manual on how to eat it? If he likes, he should eat with cutlass
...see yor head like run away donkey....so u encourage yor boy friends to eat chicken wit cutlass?..u homebase people mennnnn!(no ofeense)) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:00pm On Oct 30, 2015
dexcira:
. Lwkmd grin grin grin. U are on point jare
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 6:00pm On Oct 30, 2015
Beesluv:
Does chicken have manual on how to eat it? If he likes, he should eat with cutlass
angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 5:58pm On Oct 30, 2015
hooli:
please help. throughout my stay in sec skul,i jst couldnt talk to girls. even now am in d uni,i still hav dis same problem am scared dis myt b a prolem 4 me in future. pls help, i jst hav dis phobia of being turned down by gals,i have 0 confidence arround them.
...drink beer & u be fine!! angry
Romance › Re: My God!!! She Caught Me Washing Plate by MrCork: 5:54pm On Oct 30, 2015
jumper524:
she was my class mate back then in secondary school, and back then i was a big boy during my school days, both guys and girls respected me so much base on my reputationn,
yesterday as i was washing plate i saw this fine girl coming towards my direction, and as i was about hiding she called my name, i was like '' i don die 2day ooo'' honestly i pretended as if i wasn't me she called.
The problem here is what do i do if we meet each other again how do i face her,,,,
chai i really need u guys help.
..ok we r confuse...she dint call u mechanic coz u look like mechanic...she call u plate washer coz u wash plates... bro wot exactly u complanin about? (No ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 5:48pm On Oct 30, 2015
Smartiegurl:
Just like your dumb threads ofcourse....
...calm down sweet hat..when r we gonno mate? smiley
Romance › Re: Apologizing Too Quickly by MrCork: 6:48am On Oct 30, 2015
[quote author=MzVixy post=39504026]huh huh[/quote


..anyways..I only apilogizce quickly everytime I cuuuuuume fast!! angry
Romance › Re: Apologizing Too Quickly by MrCork: 6:11am On Oct 30, 2015
MzVixy:
In a relationship when one person hurts another, is there anything wrong with apologizing too quickly or demanding apology too quickly? Just wondering... huh sad
...are u lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 12:18am On Oct 30, 2015
[quote author=brownsug post=39500917]Halfrica is ....never mind
Now I know why....

[/quite]


...dumb priiiiiiick?....of course u no y the creature is a dumb priiiiiiick! undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Cattle Rearers On Major Road In Abuja (Photo) by MrCork: 9:12pm On Oct 29, 2015
olillywales:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-hojl0zXytqg/VjJUzABE-II/AAAAAAACU18/GjbTtIiirKg/s1600/image2.JPG[/img]
According to a www.metronaija.com reader, Fulani cattle rearers spotted with their cattle in the middle of a major road in FCT..
Didn't they do that before?

http://www.metronaija.com/2015/10/photo-cattle-rearers-spotted-on-major.html
..wha tha fok?...dont u people hav zoo ther in that nigeria place? (No ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Men And Boobs by MrCork: 9:07pm On Oct 29, 2015
octopusfreaky:
I hope I don't get crucified for saying this, I just noticed that men are overly obsessed with big mammary glands..

Someone said he's not finding his fiancee sexually attractive because she has small boobs but she is very beautiful...

This got me thinking ,, my advice to such girls that fall into this category, they should please look out for very core Christian brothers that overlook such distinct features in a Lady... lolsss..Or do we still have great jazzi or happening guys that don't bother themselves much about this?
...I suk booobsi more than any guys on nairaland...truss me! wink
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 9:04pm On Oct 29, 2015
halfrica:
My bf will come nd answer u now wait he is coming
...hav u eva wonderd y not of yor dumb threads go pass page zero....well its bot becoz u r dumb..its becuz u r domb...am out!!
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 8:21pm On Oct 29, 2015
halfrica:
Thank u are u jealous??

Wen i showed u love whr was u to show me love bck??

Now i found a new love u angry

Please do me a favor

Swerve fast!!!!!!!!!
...yor a bacteria that appears on every thread... dumb priiiiiiick!! undecided
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork:
EbuDoxMan:
Welcome back to Nigeria...

How's your £2800 range rover spot?..
..nigeria is for pooor broke people like u...not me....ama pekam londoner!!(no ofeeense) undecided
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork:
halfrica:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Things u do for love u always amaze me

embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed


Awwwwww!!!!!!!!


huh huh huh huh Now close d damn thread!!!!!
....and Halfrica. . Hav u notIce how yor dumb name is all ways attacched to only dumb threads!! undecided
Romance › Re: THREAD For ME And HALFRICA Alone by MrCork: 7:35pm On Oct 29, 2015
^...waste of space...^dumb thread! undecided
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between LOVE And TRUE LOVE? by MrCork: 7:31pm On Oct 29, 2015
osile2012:
[size=18pt] Most times people talk about love and on the other hand talk about true love. I will like Romancelanders to explain these two terms so that i can learn more. So whats the difference between the two? Examples will be appreciated .[/size]
...let me sheck my diary... hangon!! angry
TV/Movies › Re: NTA Presenter Applies Makeup Live On Air (Photos) by MrCork: 7:18pm On Oct 29, 2015
sheedy407:
Lack of professionalism on her side and the camera man also.The blame should be on the camera man because there must be a make up before you come on air.



Now im in front page, I need many LIKES that will scare Amenchi away from the Ministerial post
...wot is wrong wit woman wearin make up in from of camera?... bro..u dont u hav tekivission at home?(no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies Could U Serriously Do This?.. Be Honest! by MrCork(op): 5:09pm On Oct 29, 2015
Nubian113:
See homebase always aggressive undecided
...they are bush! undecided
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by MrCork: 11:11am On Oct 29, 2015
Demigods:
I have been contemplating on weather to post this or not, but it has gotten to the point I can no longer keep to myself and rely on informations from net, let me keep this short.

I and my gf have been in a relationship for over a year plus now and been having unprotected sex most time we see, I love her so much that I would love to marry her, we usually have unprotected sex all the time and she never got pregnant, she is not the cheating type, some may oppose me but if I say our history of how we came to be you will understand(story for another day) just 3 weeks ago she told me she missed her period and that she is pregnant after we had sex and I was shocked still wondering how come after a year of sex she never got pregnant, why now, I thought she was not fertile, fast forward to the point, she took abortion pills, mis..... to be precise, the pregnancy was just 2 weeks plus when she took it.

After taking it she was expecting to start bleeding and all that but she didn't, she only saw few drops of blood and having discharge along with stomach pains, so I made researches online and told her it is not every woman with preganacy that bleeds. She is very worried as she as never done it before, now the problem is it's been a week remaining 4 days to complete two weeks she took the drugs, yet she has been complaining of feeling unwell with pregnancy symptoms and last time I saw her days back her burst looks bigger and fuller alonsgide her ass and her skin looks a bit rough, she has been complaining and Now I'm a bit frustrated don't know what to do, her friends her advising her to do D and C method but I'm scared that there are no professionals to do it well as to avoid complications I said no to that, please nairalanders this was unexpected occurrence, help a brother out on to do, please how do we remove this pregnancy, we are both not ready for it now.

Moderators, please do this for me I need lots of people to share their views on what to do.
...bro..dont let her trap u....abot the gadem baby & change yor nomba and home adress....but it yhe baby is lightskin..KEEEEEPIT((REAL TALK)..No ofeencse) angry
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend & I Want Abortion, Mature Advise Needed! Help A Brother! by MrCork: 11:48pm On Oct 28, 2015
springtech:
Brother, my very sincere advice is DO NOT EVER TRY ABORTION.
Think of your gf's life & the life of the foetus, you can never tell what would become of that life you are thinking of terminating.

A word is enough for a wise.

#iamspringtech
...so u want the girl friend to trap him...abi?...arbotion is the only way out!!(no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 11:15pm On Oct 28, 2015
halfrica:
No let bed bug sha turn u to blood donor nd blood bank ok!!!!
....Halfrica...u are like bacteria on every thread..GO AWAY!! undecided
Romance › Re: Female Imposters Mentality(FIM) On Romance Land Has To Stop!! by MrCork:
Highcuerayte:
The all females are impostors mentality have to stop on Romance section. That your unlimited greediness has made you unlucky scapegoat of scam does not mean every new member under the female gender is a simulacrum of prototype. This uncontrolled,assumably fun filled endless routine of joblessness must stop before it attenuates the purpose of Romance section on this forum.

Nairaland is loosing members every ticking day due to this unjustified babaric act of insanity. If this were the way it has been before you joined Nairaland Seun would have ran out of business.

I suggest Seun take this into consideration and Romance section rule should be upgraded. Anyone found of accusing anyone of imposture should receive an honourable ban of month length. If not, I feared for the present not to talk of the future of this Forum.

#FIMmuststop!!

Cc Seun
....bro so u end up spendin yor moiney on nairaland guy dressed as a female?...abi? (no ofeennse)... smiley
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 10:58pm On Oct 28, 2015
halfrica:
Oh u typed this with fear??
u forgot to add color to ur expression

Nigga clean up the shitttt on u

U disgust me!!!!!! Ewwwww
...u seeked for ma atension & I finaly put u in yor place...u crackhead loner!
Romance › Re: Am New Here Please,anyone To Show Me Around by MrCork: 10:52pm On Oct 28, 2015
halfrica:
huh huh huh huh
Mofo u don start
I tot ur sabatical leave on nairaland is to go upgrade ur brain with mineral resources such as minding ones business

Uk baboon see dis one wey they clean front door for royal palace they form bandana for nairaland
^^^atension seeekin wanna be crackhead!] undecided

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