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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mourinho Throws Away Community Shield Medal--- GOAL by MrCork: 6:01pm On Aug 02, 2015
godson36:
http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2015/08/02/14099772/mourinho-throws-away-community-shield-medal

Please promote this to frontpage so that Gunners fans will have more celebration with this news
..NO FRONT PAGE PLISS....ARSENAL IS A REJECT & A LOOOOOOOOOOOSER!!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Christianity Etc › Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by MrCork: 6:00pm On Aug 02, 2015
halfrica:
grin thats the way mrcork shower me with shopping o
...sweery don't worry...be nice u will get yor chance to mate wit me when I arrive in Nigeria in 2 week! wink
Romance › Re: How Many Calls Do You Receive Daily? by MrCork: 5:58pm On Aug 02, 2015
halfrica:
Hany why do u menshion africa alot
Are they about to deport u bck to africa?? tongue
...its *Mention*.....Not Menshion..... illllitarate village girl struggling to impress a Londoner!!! undecided
Christianity Etc › Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by MrCork: 5:56pm On Aug 02, 2015
halfrica:
Hany do u mean u want me to take u shopping?

Hany i cant take u out for shoppin dat amount u requesting for me is nt too mch bt u aint worth it embarassed
U are important bt u are the least important thing to me now sarry
....ermm sweery..wher u gonno get the moiney from? ..selln bread n Egg?....Sweeery am from London & we don't rate naira! (no oofeinse)
Romance › Re: Photo: Meet The Nigerian Lady That Slept With Over 600 Men In One Year by MrCork: 5:54pm On Aug 02, 2015
chidubem93:
PHOTO: MEET THE NIGERIAN LADY THAT SLEPT WITH OVER 600 MEN IN ONE YEAR
NorookieAug 02, 2015Uncategorized0LIKE

imagesHow would you describe a lady who slept with over 600 men in one year? You certainly won’t be wrong if you call her a sex machine or queen of sex. Twenty-four-year-old Be­atrice Okeke (not real name), a student of a vocational institute in Owerri, the capital of Imo State, performed the feat, as it were.
Indeed, for Beatrice, sex is a way of life, a daily routine. According to her, she resorted to using what she has to get what she needs when her boyfriend who was sponsoring her education abandoned her following lies told against her by jealous friends.
“My boyfriend whom I met at Onitsha, Anambra State when I went to visit an un­cle was sponsoring my education. We had agreed to get married as soon as possible. Then some people I regarded as friends started peddling wicked lies against me and without confirming if what they were saying was true or false, he called it quits just like that. They told him I had an incur­able disease. So, I decided to help myself because my parents cannot do anything for me. We are poor. My father used to be a driver but he is now a lumber jack while my mother is a full time housewife. Sometimes, she sells vegetables, ” she explained.

She said that when her boyfriend walked out of the relationship, she got a job in the bar section of a hotel but her take-home pay could barely take her any­where. So, one day, she went to a night­club with her friends and a man took her to his hotel room. The following morning, the man gave her N15,000 for services rendered and she was hooked.
Consider what she said:
“They were paying me N10,000 a month and you work late hours. But if you go out to hustle in the night, you can get that kind of mon­ey within a day or two. About 600 men slept with me from last year to this year.”


CONTINUE READING

http://norookiemedia.com/photo-meet-the-nigerian-lady-that-slept-with-over-600-men-in-one-year/
...that's ANgieberry.... Geat Chick..she all ways on nairaland and we prefa her tthat way! smiley
Romance › Re: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by MrCork: 5:52pm On Aug 02, 2015
tpiander:
Do you think maybe he was helping you adjust your butt pads?

They might have slipped to one side, we have to consider all possibilities here.
...sweery r u the same person called TPIA...the CRACKHEAD that waz banned from nairaland 17times?...it u!!! undecided
Romance › Re: How Many Calls Do You Receive Daily? by MrCork: 5:49pm On Aug 02, 2015
starlingslimnet:
Just thought about this as my Sister keep receiving calls every passing minutes of the hours..

So Ladies and Gentlemen what is the minimum numbers of calls you receive in a day?
...is her name Halfrica??....homebase boys hungry for kwik punnnny!! (no oofeinse) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Christianity Etc › Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by MrCork: 5:47pm On Aug 02, 2015
halfrica:
Hany see my love cant be sold
U need me bad us that why u stole a coin for me i dobt need a thief i need a man oya go and return d stolen coin in shame huh Punna be scatterin ur head like fowl digging ground
...sweeery I cannot spend more than £6 on u....even if I take u shopin!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Perverts In The Church? (my Experience). by MrCork: 5:45pm On Aug 02, 2015
misspicy:
Ara mee ri ri (wonders I have never seen)

My experience in church today was very disgusting.
The church i attend is the type that both male amd female members mingle and sit together during the service on long benches.
So I was sitted beside a fervent brother and member of the prayer warrior on one of the long benches on the last row because I was late to church.
After sitting for 1hour or so and the service was going on,it was during the announcement,I FELT SOME FINGERS ON MY BUTT AND HIPS but I did not think it to be anything so I just adjusted and sat properly.
After like 5minutes I felt the fingers again and it was turning to full hands carrassing my butt.
I was shockedshocked and sat still, I then traced the hand to the owner,lo and behold it was that of the prayer warrior brother sitted beside me, I looked at his face and he just acted like he didn't do nothing.
I was infuriated and just stood up and left the church, I don't know whether to confront him or report him to the pastor or other members.
Who has ever experienced this sort of thing girlshuh
Guys who does thishuh
^^^^^ attension seeker... FAKE STORY....YOU CANT FOOLUS AGAIN & AGAIN!!!! angry
Romance › Re: I Had An Accident Because I Was Distracted By A Beautifull Lady by MrCork: 5:42pm On Aug 02, 2015
bobofati:
This morning, on my way back from church, I saw a very young and pretty lady driving a Lexus Rx 330 around Iyana Dopemu bus stop. I tried to overtake her so I could get a clear and better view....... And I mistakenly hit her rear bumper, now we are at the panel beaters with police and lastma. The girl has been making noise like one Agbero. Nairalanders how can I run from this police and lastma guys?
...is she lightskin? angry
Christianity Etc › Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by MrCork: 5:40pm On Aug 02, 2015
halfrica:
Do u mean u want me as a stripper?
Hany leasten i cant be a stripper for u am a continent for dumb sake
I am a pride on my own
Bt i understand ow mch u want me embarassed
We can make it work tho cos u are a mutherfuckin stepson of moi tongue
...sweeery if u strip for me ..I will shower u wit £5 coins!! ( ..Pounds STerlin ma nigggga) wink
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Takes Cool Seflies With Her Hubby by MrCork: 5:38pm On Aug 02, 2015
jayhk:
OmoTee shares some cool photos of her and a hubby... the couple seems to be very happy,19 years and counting ..e no easy as a celeb ooo... cheesy see photos below

https://instagram.com/p/54EzkBG0G3/
...but was the big deal about theise fat *dakskin* woman u people all ways go on about like she all that......don they hav GYM ther in Nigeria? (no oofeince) angry
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Takes Cool Seflies With Her Hubby by MrCork: 5:37pm On Aug 02, 2015
jayhk:
OmoTee shares some cool photos of her and a hubby... the couple seems to be very happy,19 years and counting ..e no easy as a celeb ooo... cheesy see photos below

https://instagram.com/p/54EzkBG0G3/
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by MrCork: 5:35pm On Aug 02, 2015
halfrica:
I no say u go drive enter dis thread wiv ur peacock van huh
...angieberry is a betta striiper than u ther in Lagos...sweeery don't get jelos! wink
Christianity Etc › Re: If Social Media Was There In The Bible Days by MrCork: 5:06pm On Aug 02, 2015
angieberry:
No, it will be more like...
I can't believe Deli sold me out....now i'm blind and weak...#hoesain'tloyal
...are u still a stripper & when last did u striep??..u cant dance well thou! (no oofeinse) smiley
Education › Re: Meet The 15 Finest Girls In UNILAG. by MrCork: 3:25pm On Aug 02, 2015
Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 5:44pm On Aug 01, 2015
Mhizkel:
Will you honour my Interview Invitation tomorrow?
...sweery ama lover nota fighter.....ok sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28000(cash) Range Rover Spot!! wink
Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 3:16pm On Aug 01, 2015
Mhizkel:
Yeah! ''She'' wants you!
..i no! wink
Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 1:10pm On Aug 01, 2015
Mhizkel:
Ape!
^^^^she wants me! wink
Family › Re: Father And Son Take Same Photo For 27 Years. With A Happy Ending. by MrCork: 12:35pm On Aug 01, 2015
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BuddhaPalm:
[size=16pt][b]1986
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[size=16pt]1987[/size]
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[size=16pt]1988[/size]
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[size=16pt]1989[/size]
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[size=16pt]1990[/size]
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[size=16pt]1991[/size]
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[size=16pt]1992[/size]
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[size=16pt]1993[/size]
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[size=16pt]1994[/size]
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[size=16pt]1995[/size]
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[size=16pt]1996[/size]
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[size=16pt]1997[/size]
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[size=16pt]1998[/size]
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[size=16pt]1999[/size]
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[size=16pt]2000[/size]
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[size=16pt]2001[/size]
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[size=16pt]2002[/size]
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[size=16pt]2003[/size]
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[size=16pt]2004[/size]
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[size=16pt]2005[/size]
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[size=16pt]2006[/size]
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[size=16pt]2007[/size]
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[size=16pt]2008[/size]
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[size=16pt]2009[/size]
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[size=16pt]2010[/size]
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[size=16pt]2011[/size]
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[size=16pt]2012[/size]
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Source
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Family › Re: Father And Son Take Same Photo For 27 Years. With A Happy Ending. by MrCork: 12:26pm On Aug 01, 2015
angieberry:
This is very cool and creative !
...do u hav cool pictures yor stripper classes?...u a great stripper! smiley
Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 12:15pm On Aug 01, 2015
halfrica:
Av missed u love at first sight,first chat,first date doesnt really matter as long as u take ur time to nuture d spark in u and ur partners too and get to know each oda well even with u guys been in love grin
...ok then..since u want me moi so bad..how much will u pay me (Mr Cork<<<<<London fine boy no pimples) to hav my baby?. smiley
Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 12:11pm On Aug 01, 2015
Mhizkel:
I didn't ask!
Goat!! angry
Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 9:29am On Aug 01, 2015
Mhizkel:
Okay.. Thanks!
I like you too. wink
..ok sweery sinse u ask..did I mention I drive £28000 (cash) range rover spot!! wink
Romance › Re: Only A Real Lady Knows The Answer To This Question... Please Read by MrCork(op): 9:27am On Aug 01, 2015
Mhizkel:
Okay.. Thanks!
I like you too. wink
angry
Sports › Re: Nwankwo Kanu Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today! by MrCork: 9:22am On Aug 01, 2015
lalasticlala:
Football star, Nwankwo Kanu Turns 39 Today!


Where are those his fans?

Come and wish him happy birthday..
...39 or 51?..can he spek English?... . NONESENSE!!! (no ofeense) angry
Romance › Re: Guys...... Can You?? by MrCork: 3:58am On Aug 01, 2015
Alexdroh:
Can you sleep comfortably with this lady on de same bed without any tink happening?? shocked undecided
...if u can..u r GAY! angry
Romance › Re: N*ggas Talk More Than B*tches These Days by MrCork: 3:55am On Aug 01, 2015
MrsPhyno:
Drake coined that particular turn of phrase for his song "Own It". Since then, it has become a very popular saying.

What do you think it means and do you agree?
I do. I'm not a statistician so I can't prove it or anything, but it just generally seems like the previous generation's males were more stoic and manly. Males of (our) generation seem so whiny (complainers?) in comparison to their fathers.
I can't understand them because they will say that it's a mans world and they rule it, and still come telling stories about one little girl who is doing shakara for them and breaking their heart.....
I guess it's all part of the equality that we seek, women are becoming more ruthless (so many females these days are players, just like men have been for centuries) and men are becoming more emotional? I'm not sure. This is not a male bashing post angry just an observation wink

cc: punkyveer gurgle yourmain
..did he dump u? undecided
Events › Re: Wish 5 Romanacelander A Happy New Month by MrCork: 3:30am On Aug 01, 2015
Midehi:
happy new month to:

sameer1212 (my world)

mhizkel

ade39

wristbangle

tunnamania11

tosyn2much

peeparty

ladyboss1

ronaldlif

scentmarlc

and those i cant remember right now


wishing you guys all the best this month. Amen.
...an why isn't ma name on that list?...dont u hav taste??(no ofeense) angry

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