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Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by MrCork: 10:46am On Jun 26, 2015
chimkaire:
... grin you've finally met the one and only MrCorkgrin
...Take a minute and check he's got on his profile pic cheesy When you done, come back and continue with the "Tom and Jerry" biz with him/her lipsrsealed
...sweery wha did I do?? ..CAO derail the thread by liein she waz UK Base & postin fake pics..SHe from Ghana!(no oofeinse) angry
Culture › Re: Check This Out If You Igbo And Pround. by MrCork: 10:42am On Jun 26, 2015
OgidiBoy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7rgLFM7Ns8
..dyammm...who dose this in 2015?....OKORO people mennnnnn (No oofeinse)!! embarassed
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by MrCork: 10:29am On Jun 26, 2015
CAO serrriously nid to stop postin fake picture on nairaland coz she not from London..am from London. Shee lie ..she clearly from Nigeria & base in Nigeria.. STOP LYIN coz U cant fooooolus...she aint even lightskin!!! angry
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by MrCork: 10:27am On Jun 26, 2015
cao:
MrCork, I can't be blamed for your inability to read. I mentioned the Metro newspaper at least three times to you, where it appeared you didn't ever acknowledge it. I even said it in my first post to you, while reffering to Bangays Way in Kent. I showed you two pictures from that day's Metro newspaper. At no point did I ever say I was based in London, my profile clearly states I live in Aldershot.

This is the very last time, I'll ever address you again, since you appear to be the physical manifestation of man attempting to fetch a bucket of water with a sieve.
STORY!!.. sweet hart, every woman want moiney..I have moiney. Every women like Range rover spot..i drve £28,000(Cash) range rover spot...Every woman want to date London base guy,am from London Peckam. Sweery playn had to get get u no wear but leave u husbandless.... truss me. U come to Nairaland to find man & juss becuz I did not fall for yor lie..u started cussin like a Illytarate Girl. WOmens like u give black womens a bad name..too much lie.. Muss u lie u live in UK?...muss u lie u own a MEtropolitan line? ..muss u lie u work in Metro Magazine??..STOP LYIN & STOP BEHAVIN LIKE JIVE TURKEY SUCKA MC...gademmmmit!!!

...anyways, ama lover nota fighter..Ok since u lie u lieave in the UK, Hook up. Do u fancy Pizssssa HUt restarant for nice dinner and then I drive u to cinema with my £28,000(cash) Range rover spot?...U no u want moiney so take yor shanceand STOP Prestenndin.. Goat!!
THIS HOME BASE FEMALES LIE TO GADDDDDEM MUSH!!!(no ofeinse)
undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:53am On Jun 26, 2015
....OK..ANYONE TODAY SEEEN THAT HOMEBASE LIGHTSKIN WANNNNA BE GYAL CALLED RedGem??.....SHE OWE ME APOLOGY!!! angry
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by MrCork: 9:51am On Jun 26, 2015
cao:
I see I've finally developed my very own misguided internet stalker...As you can see the poor individual either thinks that London is the only city in England or that London is a country. Sweetheart, invest in your education and less in your transportation.
AND PLIS PLIS PLIS..STOP PUTINN UP FAKE PICTURES U NOT FROM ENGLAND..U R IN THAT PLACE NIGERIA..WHO DO U TINK YOR FOOOLIN? ..HUH?..BUSTED!!!!! embarassed
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by MrCork: 9:49am On Jun 26, 2015
cao:
I see I've finally developed my very own misguided internet stalker...As you can see the poor individual either thinks that London is the only city in England or that London is a country. Sweetheart, invest in your education and less in your transportation.
...calm down sweet hart.. don't flatter yor sef..aint gonoo work..((sheck yor last post - proof)) .U wanted me coz u no am from London Pekam & I drive £28,000(cash) range rover spot...and then try to impress me by lieing until I catch u out..I lie??

..first u lie sayin u leave hear in UK Metro, next u lie that u from London Birmeham, then u sent me a newspaper picture sayn u work at Metro magazine in biremenham...BIG LIE..and then u start comin up wit attitude coz I embarrass u....Loookhear sweet hart, ama lover nota fighter..I juss wana give u a shance coz I don't usualy date dakskin womens & clearly u not ma type....I juss wana help u coz cleary u no that I no that u need a man. I lie?...well u always on nairaland 23 outta 24 hour...so clearly u loookin for me...atitutude plus lie get u no where!! (no ofeinse)
undecided
Romance › Re: "I Am Tired Of Being His Sex Machine And Abortion Bag" by MrCork: 7:57am On Jun 26, 2015
Ishilove:
This nairalander mailed us this rather pathetic story. She requested her identity be hidden because not only is she well known, the man in question is also a nairalander.

Please read and give her your very candid advice.



No insults, please. She is in a quagmire and needs sound and solid advice.
...ermm sweery, plis can u put bak up yor picture again...juss wanna re-look yor London bridge curves! wink
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by MrCork: 7:41am On Jun 26, 2015
cao:
One day I'll stop taking pictures of Ash station. Blame the clouds.
...sweery but why u keep lieing that u fram London uk?.even me sef,a true Londoner from Pekam to boasst of my £28,000(cash)range rover spot wit alloy wills...swwet hat,really,am tryn to giv u a shance right now I hav moiney but u wiill never find man on nairaland if u hav a atitudes
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:24am On Jun 26, 2015
..12.30am sittin naaaaked in front of Tha fan....but not too close though!! undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:26pm On Jun 25, 2015
Captainswag225:
pig!!! Poor womanizer, its obvious u are begging them to accept u but they know u are cheap troll living in makoko
..thanks b!tch.... Yor highly little opinion as been noted! (no ofeense) smiley
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:06pm On Jun 25, 2015
mrham03:
total crap
..correction...bro the good news is that u now no who the most beauurifull lightskin females are....they bad news is that they r lightskin & clearly not on yor level..especially since u r Homebase.

..u don't belif me? ..ask them!!! (no ofeense)
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am In Luv Wit @ Missclassy.. Who Can Help Me Tell Her by MrCork: 6:42pm On Jun 25, 2015
Engrpj:
I fell in luv with her because of a comment she dropped. and I was like. mehnn did bae is very much Understanding .. who can help me feel her pls
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Top 10 Most Friendly Ladies On Romance Section. by MrCork: 6:23pm On Jun 25, 2015
Broooks:
These popular ladies are the most friendly and homely people on this section.
No one has beef with them and they have no beef with anyone
They never engage in hitted up arguments or duels

1)Draify

2)Cherlene

3)Marieolae

4)Tophaz

5)Twaci

6)Kachisbarbie

7)Ladyboss1 aka lala247

8 )Dechandel

9)Sleekyshuga

10)Mznelly
...friendly how?...did u get punnny? angry
Romance › Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jun 25, 2015
MrsChima:
You see this woman beaters? grin

Ronald4lif
Francizy
Truckpusher
Jaybee03
Jaybee
Sexkillz
Jacksparrow
lekinz
Kinglekan
agapechris
Mr cork
agarawu
jerico01
jarizod
..Mrs Chima u r confused as alwayss.....I don't wannna beat u...I juss wanna fuk... gerrrrit!! undecided
Romance › Re: Five Reasons Why You Should Not Beat Your Girlfriend Or Wife by MrCork: 5:28pm On Jun 25, 2015
MrsChima:
You see this woman beaters? grin

Ronald4lif
Francizy
Truckpusher
Jaybee03
Jaybee
Sexkillz
Jacksparrow
lekinz
Kinglekan
agapechris
Mr cork
agarawu
jerico01
jarizod
angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op):
LADIES & GENTLEMEN....FORGET MISS NAIRALAND...KINDLY ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE Y'ALL TO THE MOST BEAURIFLL FEMALES ON NAIRALAND:




WE CALL THEM: **THE MAGNIFICENT 7**





.. HERE WE GO..


*LaDivva* <<<<<<<<<< Kaiiiiii... Strawberry Lemonade lightskin (London Made) Halfcast tongue

*CHIAM55* <<<<<<<<< 1000,0,000% (London Made) Halfast & Pure like Sweet SUgar Water! kiss

*NNeka123* <<<<<<< Sweet lookin Lightskin (South Africa made) Halfcast wink

Missclassy <<<<<<< 27% lightskin & sweet to loookat smiley

DrAify <<<<<<<< Sweet lookin yummy yummy edible sugar plum (American made) Halfcast kiss

LADY BOSS (aka Lala247) <<<<<< Sweet cherry busciut lookin lightskin (Homebase Nigerian) complexsion tongue

RedGem <<<<<< 2% (IBO Made) Lightskin!! angry



Thiese chicks are solely responsible for the increase in Men visitin Nairalandd to find future partner... WE CONGRATULATE!!! wink
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 4:22pm On Jun 25, 2015
***Drum rolls***
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op):
mrham03:
how many years will it take for u to bring out the list?
... CALM DOWN SON!! angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 2:56pm On Jun 25, 2015
...NAMES OF THE MOST TO BE REVEALED NOW....NAIRALAND......YOU READY?? cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:32pm On Jun 25, 2015
....anyways ma people...was the topic today b4 bein rudely intarupted again by that semi-bush Village girl called Redgem! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:30pm On Jun 25, 2015
redgem:
Lol!!! I don't know
^^^^^FAKE GIRL!!!! (((publick annnnousement)))) shocked
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 2:26pm On Jun 25, 2015
.... **talkin & drivin**...am on the Moto way right now and will reveal the names at the next Petrol Station.....right now am on like 160 miles per hour...DYammmmm RANGE ROVER SPOT IS THE REAL DEAL!!!!! wink
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 2:21pm On Jun 25, 2015
cao:
Reading is highly fundamental. It really appears to be one of your greatest challenges in life. Metro is not a magazine, it's a newspaper - or was the picture too hard for you to see. And actually you can use a metro train, if you live in Birmingham and the Midlands. Stop hanging out with mandem. Goodnight and good luck, I don talk tire. I apologise to the mods of this section, but sometimes one has to help educate lesser beings about their own country. cao out for realsies.
....sweet hart..serrriously I will giv u anoda shance to talk to a Londoner nicely..U very rudes & U never been to London. U homenase females don't hav respect for we londonders..u lie u own a house call MEtro..and then u lie u on a train called Birmainham & then u lie again that u inside a magazine call Metro...sweet hart ..Stop Lyin u never been to London but I will giv u a Shance to talk to me nicely...and by the way, I hav moiney ..all womens like moiney and am sure likes! wink
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 2:13pm On Jun 25, 2015
...can u guys imagine Ooooooo.. Redgem came outter no wherr like Superman 3 and Lied she waz born lightskin...... She forgot she waz dealin with technikal experts on detectin Lightskin females....SHe gots Busted and since then.,,....its been attitude. . Village Girl!! undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 2:10pm On Jun 25, 2015
redgem:
I don't find your posts funny again...

Any mention from you henceforth will be ignored...
...yea right...if I deceide to post u Brazzilian wig from Pekam, u will un-ignore...abi?.. Goat... anyways,. change color & we shall add u to the List of the top most beaurifull females on Nairaland... U have 5 minute!!! angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 2:06pm On Jun 25, 2015
MemphisDepay:
are you falz the bad guy?
..anyways..bak to the serrrious thread b4 bein rudely intaruptted by a thing called Redgem.... Bro who is Fali the bad Guy?.. Your hero? smiley
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 2:04pm On Jun 25, 2015
redgem:
Mrcork it seems you just can't get my moniker off your head....well I don't blame you but don't mention me again..

I'm so so dark and I love my skin colour
^^^^^ she wants me.....forgggggerrrrrrrit!!!! angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 12:51pm On Jun 25, 2015
tohphunmie:
Wat's the marra??
..which country u from & pls identifly yor sellin point! angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 12:34pm On Jun 25, 2015
tohphunmie:
What's with light skinhuhhuh
angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:41am On Jun 25, 2015
Cutehector:
lol u shuld hv ignored him in d first place, he just isn't worth ur time
Redgem is clarly yor type coz u two r on the same level..... Sadly, this thread is about lightskin females.. ( BEAUTY & CLASS (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 11:38am On Jun 25, 2015
redgem:
Can you help me ask that pig why he can't stop mentioning my moniker
...YOU LIED U WAZ LIGHTSKIN & WHEN U GOT BUSTED...U QUICKLY REMOVED YOR PICTURE PROFILE...LADIES DONT LIE, YOU LIE...YOU ARE NOT A LADY.. ... GO & REPENT!!! angry

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