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Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:33am On Jun 25, 2015
..Names of the most beauriful females on Nairaland accordin to all Guys shall be release any moment from now!! smiley
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:23am On Jun 25, 2015
booqee:
Thanks dear.. wink
..and plis re-bleach & re-apply next year...plis plis plis..try not to look like Redgem!! (no ofeinse) wink
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:10am On Jun 25, 2015
booqee:
hey dear, mrcork is a troll. you shouldn't feed him.. in fact i dunno why pple feed the fccking troll anyway
..tanks Boogee Goat.... yor highly little opinion has been noted....Go bak to bed.. eddddiot Girl!(no ofeinsse)!! angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 9:08am On Jun 25, 2015
^^^the Adaobi12 chick juss too agreesive...the village ones juss enjoy cussin & hav tribal mark....they muss be avoided by all means! undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op):
Adaobi12:
I have a feeling that you live in Sokoto and you are darker than yemi blaq.
.. ..ermm slow down sweery..this contest not about the most beauurifull village girl...change color to yellowish & re-apply next year! (no ofeensnnse) angry
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:51pm On Jun 24, 2015
...NAMES REVEALED IN 20MINUTE! smiley
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:50pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
Mtcheeeew........big fat fugly f00l
..ladies do not swaaar..lightskin ladies wud . NEVER swaar... You juss not a wifey material! (no ofeense) undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:27pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
Mrcork I don't give a damn about your stupid list....

Just let me be or you are going straight to my list of Ignored folks
...TOO LATE...SWEEERY THE ANSWER IS STILL NO... NO MEANS NO ....YOU NOT QUALIFIED ON THE LIST SIMPLY BECUZ U LOOOK TO HOMEBASE (aint even lightskin) & DO NOT LOOKLIKE A LONDONER...pirrrriod(no oofennse) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:07pm On Jun 24, 2015
...Anyways bak to the topic...The TOP 6 MOST BEAURIFUL FEMALES ON NAIRALAND SHALL BE REVEALD IN AN HOUR.....truss me...they wud giv Beeyansi a run for her moiney.. THHEY ALL LIGHTSKIN & ALL GUYS AGREE THEY R THE HOTTEST!!!...

..Redgem is definalty NOT on the top 200 though..but anyways!!
smiley
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 10:03pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
Hehehehehehe....you better hear me well oh...

I'm outta these thread I hate shits

See you else where..bye
^^^^^typical homebase girl....u catch them out & they run away...LADIES DONT LIE STOP PLS, STOP LYIN. YOU AINT LIGHTSKIN!!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 9:49pm On Jun 24, 2015
cao:
Reading is highly fundamental. It really appears to be one of your greatest challenges in life. Metro is not a magazine, it's a newspaper - or was the picture too hard for you to see. And actually you can use a metro train, if you live in Birmingham and the Midlands. Stop hanging out with mandem. Goodnight and good luck, I don talk tire. I apologise to the mods of this section, but sometimes one has to help educate lesser beings about their own country. cao out for realsies.
^^^she lie too mush...first she said she live in metro..and then when claim she a Londoner..and next she said she based in Nigeria....& guess wot..she now cliam she from Birmingham London...BUSTED....Birmingham & London is in2 separate location....sweery I beg u so plisd STOP EMBARRASSIN YOR SEF AND STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD
. how do u expet to find man on nairaland when u hav too mush atitide?..plis learn to act like lady before u can find Shance to locate good man!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:09pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
Mtcheeeew...I don't have time for your shits *no offence*
..ok sweery I apologise for sayn u r not lightskin....i will post u nice handmade desingner expensive Brazilian wig from London Pekam smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:55pm On Jun 24, 2015
..redgem is up set coz I mistakenly said she isn't lightskin....sweery it was a sleep of thong..i swaar!. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:52pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
I won't upload my pic because of you,..and point of correction, I'm no Lagos girl.


I told you that I'm outta your fvcking thread and nothing will take me back there
. ..calm down sweery..no nid for violence..ok please puttup yor beautiful sexxxy hot lovely wife material Kelly Rowland lookalike picture?..preeety pleaseeee....u no every guy wantsu includin me.. Preety pleasereee .. ((((mwaaasaaah))) kiss
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 8:39pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
Hehehehehehe....you better hear me well oh...

I'm outta these thread I hate shits

See you else where..bye
..put up yor picture & I will wire u £100 if u r lightskin...i swaaar! undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 8:37pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
Go fvck yourself *no offence*


I have no time for your shits
^^^ther u go...typikal Lagos village girl..u catch them out & she starts cussin...YOU R NOT LIGHTSKIN..STOP LYIN!! embarassed
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 8:32pm On Jun 24, 2015
..the CAO chick juss came outter nowear claim she was ridin a train call metro....chewpiid lie...we don't hav any train calls metro...we only hav magazine calls metro..BUSTED!!! embarassed
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 8:30pm On Jun 24, 2015
cao:
It's a shame you think so lowly of yourself. For the umpteenth time London is not the only city in England. You don't even appear to know the name of any other county in England. When did I claim I was looking for a man? You really are narrow minded and rather thick. Now you're asking me for a bus to Peckham, when did I become a Transport for London representative? You better go to tfl.gov.uk website and use the Journey Planner.

Anywho, it was an absolute pleasure "talking" to you, maybe you'll relocate from London or wherever you might actually reside and learn more about England. Maybe you'll even learn the difference between Great Britain and the United Kingdom. Goodnight and good luck, I'll no longer derail this thread by responding to you.
...SWEERY STOP LIEING MEEENNNN ..I DRIVE £28,000(CASH) RANGE ROVET SPOT MEANIN I CAN GET ANY WOMENS I WANT INCLUDIN U..be nice & u stand a good Shance...I no u liein u been to London but still plis act like a lady & stop derailing the thread

.STOP DERAILIN THE THREAD!
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op): 8:04pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
God forbid!!! I'm not bleaching and won't ...I'm light skinned but I use my lovely palmer's cocoabutter
...huh?..which lightskin? ...in which planet?....who told u yor lightskin?....sweeery do u wher sunshade or contact lense at night?..juss askin! (no oofeinse) angry
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 7:55pm On Jun 24, 2015
cao:
Your grasp of written English is terrible, are you sure you're in London* and not small London in Abbriba (I can't spell that place to save my life)? You appear not to know the London Underground, National Rail or the Metro newspaper. You seem to think that London is the only city in England. You really need to expand your horizon sweety, stop hanging out with mandem and live a little.

*Although, I've come across a few English people with a terrible grasp of both written & spoken English...
...u want to compare me..a whole Londoner..fine boy no pimples....to thiose yor home base mechanic lookin boy friends with tribal mark.....sweeery truss me...the stand no shance on earth & I aint on there level......ok u claim in from London..what bus come to pekam?? undecided
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 7:44pm On Jun 24, 2015
cao:
Your grasp of written English is terrible, are you sure you're in London* and not small London in Abbriba (I can't spell that place to save my life)? You appear not to know the London Underground, National Rail or the Metro newspaper. You seem to think that London is the only city in England. You really need to expand your horizon sweety, stop hanging out with mandem and live a little.

*Although, I've come across a few English people with a terrible grasp of both written & spoken English...
..sharrrap...am I on yor level?...hav u been to London? .. can u areford to drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot......sweeery ....girs like u can never have the shance to date Londoner like me coz u very rudes & u from the village.......carry on wit thise attitude and truss me...u will never find man on nairaland!!!! Goat....by the way, are u even lightskin sef? undecided
Romance › Re: The Truth About Lightskin Females! by MrCork(op):
Captainswag225:
team blackskin is the best. mrcork is mad.
correction...if u save yor salary for 2 years..u can never afford Chiam55....may I remind u that she is half cast and clarly not on yor level.....wher are u gonno find the moiney to take her out?...juss askin!! Goat! (no ofeinse) angry
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 7:02pm On Jun 24, 2015
cao:
Lie? Why would I lie? Impress who? I'm simply stating facts, it's not my fault that you appear to be ignorant about the country you live in. Or should I say claim to live in... since you were so quick to assume I would lie about a trivial thing - my location.
...sweery do u realizce how many chick try to impress me on nairaland?... U no in Lagos or enugu but still,u muss try to impress me becuz ama London...abi?....loookhear sweery,the good news foe u is That ama lover not a fighter...the bad news for u is that if u keep liein..u will never get the shance to link me..sO..SWEET HART..PLIS STOP LIEIN!! angry
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 6:37pm On Jun 24, 2015
cao:
I see English isn't your first language. London is not the only city in England, you really can't be this thick...

Note to self: Never rely on mobile data on the train, it will take ages to send once you pass Frimley.
..so u lie u in the UK..abi..tryn to impress me..cool... are u lightskin?.. u fine? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:27pm On Jun 24, 2015
redgem:
*walks into thread singing**Holla we dem boys*

Hello

sweedy pie Ladyboss1


Honey honey Jacksparrow0712


The drug addict sweetorgasm


Nl brag Mrcork


Nl ring men Kingtom & Kinglekan


The famous Mrschima


Cutehector


Sinnzu


Naughty prettythicksme


Good evening all
....SWERRRY CAN U KINDLY CHANGE THAT DISGUSTIN PICTURE ON YOR PROFILE.......DO U RELIzCE IF U WAZ HEAR IN LONDON AND U HAVE THAT PICTURE ON YOR PROFILE...U WOUD BE ARRESTED AS A PETERFILE??...SERRRRIOUSLY....THATS A BABY WEARIN A BRA..NOT FUNNY. PLEASE CHANGE IT...NOT NICE SHOWN KIDS NAAAAKED....ITS DISGUSTIN (REAL TALK)...PLEASE CHANGE!!


anyways, how re u!
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:24pm On Jun 24, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol haba enjoy the face small , tune in next week for new pic .. Dont worry i will dedicate it to u
..sounds good sweeery ...thanks....ermm pls.. I don't mean to sound greedy but plis can u wear red thong insted!! smiley
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 6:21pm On Jun 24, 2015
Swagk101:
Hey dumb nigga, please type in english.Expet=expect, serrious=serious etc
...br u nevar been to London so I muss ignore u....and to be honest, u stand a shance to get Visa to London of u talk to me wit respect!! angry
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 6:20pm On Jun 24, 2015
ladenz:
Londoner Londoner. Which school in London did you go to that you cant spell words like, 'offense', 'have', 'expect', 'serious', 'called',... Heck you didnt even spell 'Piccadilly' right. Better come to school in Nigeria where we our roads have funny names but our kids can spell right wink
^^^see this orddinary mechanic lookin boy talkin to awhole Londoner anyhow?....am I on yor level?...bro be nice to me an I will post u £10 cash to buy suit ther in Nigeria!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:17pm On Jun 24, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Corky cork how r u
..yea yea....ermm sweery..pls can u kindly change yor picture bak to the figure 8 one that show yor London bridge curves...... that pic all ways make our *kondo* stand up & happy! smiley
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 6:14pm On Jun 24, 2015
but sweeeriously...why are all thise homebase people all ways tryn to impress us Londoners?....All am sayn is giv yor gadddem roads nice names like London Bridge or even sef, elepant and castle .....and for the record, elepant & castle is not a zoo....its a area!! (no ofeinse) angry
Travel › Re: Lagos - Ikorodu Road In 1947 by MrCork: 6:11pm On Jun 24, 2015
cao:
You do know that London is not the only place in England, right? Apparently, a whole you does not know the free newspaper Metro or are you too posh to use the Underground or National rail in the South East? Clap for yourself. So please re-educate yourself.

Coincidentally, I'm on the train at this exact moment reading my Metro.
STOP LYIN MEENNNNNN....DID IT TAKE U 5 MINUTE TO WALK FROM THAT NIGERIA TO OUR LONDON.....SWEERY QUIT TRYN TO IMPRESS ME COZ IT AINT GOOOONO WORK. u NEVAR BEEN TO LONDON AND U R IN THAT AFRICA PLACE!!!! (no ooofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:09pm On Jun 24, 2015
OK...Ladyboss...wher Ladyboss at?...Sweery wher r u? angry

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