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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:32pm On Jun 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
yeh, oga don vex.
bros abeg don't be angry. cheesy
..aiiiight. ..We cool! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:24pm On Jun 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
the answer is quite simple. You do not act like a science student. smiley
.^^^kaiii...see this 9year old boy 0000ooo.... Bro..you Berra talk to missclassy wit respect...IS SHE YOR MATE? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:21pm On Jun 09, 2015
Teempakguy:
the answer is quite simple. You do not act like a science student. smiley
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:06pm On Jun 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:
I pray your stupíd sister gets fíngered by wolverine.
wazzock plonker ✘
^^^^CRACKHEAD NUMBER 3 FINALY AWAKE....plis go bak to bed!; ! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:22pm On Jun 09, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]No he is not. Don't worry, everything is okay.

Thanks for the concern.[/color]
...aiiiight....let me no wasssup....don't want nobory stressing up ma woman!!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:17pm On Jun 09, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]@darkrebel666
Thanks for the encouragement. I really appreciate it.
I will try to input more use of similes into my writing like you said.

Actually, a part of me is regretting that I started this story, the other part is glad I did.
The thing is I don't even know what's going to happen next, or how the story is going to unfold.
I will just keep writing as the story keeps forming in my head.

Thanks. [/color]
...ok...classy..is that gorilla monkey lookin ugly boy called Darkrebel666 disturbing you? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:08pm On Jun 09, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]@darkrebel666
Thanks for the encouragement. I really really appreciate it.
I will try to input more use of similes into my writing like you said.

Actually, a part of me is regretting that I started this story, the other part is glad I did.
The thing is I don't even know what's going to happen next, or how the story is going to unfold.
I will just keep writing as the story keeps forming in my head.

Thanks. [/color]
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Ladies Come Over Here For I Am The Most Handsome. by MrCork: 6:33pm On Jun 09, 2015
sweetorgasm:
MEN!!! im feeling so high, everywhere i go my handsomeness keep paving way 4 me, i got a lot of money becaus of my handsomeness, my lecturer upgraded my GP bcaus she said im too handsome, infact i feel like a king now, as for nairaland guys(haters) before u bash me and hate on me make sure ure really sure if ure more handsome than i am, "i challenge every guy on nairaland(romance session) if u think ure more handsome than i am, simply comment i fine pass you, and let the ladies be the judge, "im daring all of u. "make sure ur dp is visible.
...bro..no ofeense to yor eczema plus bleached lookin face but serrriously..how many of those Lagos boys in total hav coooome in yor mouth?....plis be honest & don't be shy? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 5:54pm On Jun 09, 2015
chenor:
. Same reaction with a foreign based person. There is no difference. Some home based are better than the foreign based. What's the big deal there, it's not as if the foreign based are more special. It is just a matter of luck and opportunities

.. see yor Somali wide Somali forehead head like GuineaFowl.....So u want to Compare us London( Fine boys no pimples).... to those yor Mechanic lookin homebase guys wit Tribal mark...abi?.,,,,when waz the last time any one of them boys take u to cinema?
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 5:39pm On Jun 09, 2015
chenor:
. Same reaction with a foreign based person. There is no difference. Some home based are better than the foreign based. What's the big deal there, it's not as if the foreign based are more special. It is just a matter of luck and opportunities
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..who Is The Hottest Man In Romance Section? by MrCork: 2:32pm On Jun 09, 2015
MrsChima:
Ladies..who do you think is the hottest based on intelligence, personality, maturity, and ambassador for men on Romance Section?

Jaybee
Sexkillz
SAFO
MBJ
D-Explorer
Mynd
K2309
2buff
Reality
Mr. Cork
Enegod
190
Truckpusher

Add more if you like.
angry
Romance › Re: Have I Spoilt My Relationship? by MrCork: 11:58am On Jun 09, 2015
bebene:
i have a friend(girl) its normal friendship, and actually i like her. I have started thinking of us being more than friends and with all indications she likes me too.
Things were normal between us until i asked her what is it she is afraid of about marriage life? she told me and ask me same question, i said to her am fraid of the hardship that babies come with,but not that i dont like kids, and even if i should get married now i will not allow my wife to get pregnant untill like one or two years.
since the time we had this discussion she have been acting somehow and i asked her is it because of what i said about babies? she said no.
Nairalanders how can i get her back? i love her.
....friends?....friends wit babe?.... u don't like punnnny?...bro are u ok in the head...serrrriously? (no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:53am On Jun 09, 2015
dharay99:
mumu of life,
Sweetorgasm happens 2b ur heir.
ok bro...I sicialy apologise for callin u and sweetorgasm: Crackheads....I shall stick to callin u B!tches: .. Its an upgrade!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:51am On Jun 09, 2015
sweetorgasm:
ure no longer relevant to dis thread, ure nt funny anymore instead ure becoming more more stvpid and foolishly childish. "pls dry new line of humor bcaus ure old cargo.
...bro but serrriously...was wrong in callin u a crackhead?...is that a bad ting? ...u sayn u don't act like one?..commmmon bro..be happy!! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:49am On Jun 09, 2015
sweetorgasm:
ure no longer relevant to dis thread, ure nt funny anymore instead ure becoming more more stvpid and foolishly childish. "pls dry new line of humor bcaus ure old cargo.
...bro..Calling u and dharay99 crackheads is not a bad thing and I swaar I was not abusin u guys....I waz juss decribin u...its a compliment...serrriously! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:44am On Jun 09, 2015
....anyways bak to the serrrrious thread b4 bein rudely intaruppted...... LAdies, serrriously....DO we London guys really rock yor world...like make the world a sweeeter place to live in? ...ladies, commmmon, its nota crime to be honest! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 10:42am On Jun 09, 2015
prof2015:
You guys don't know a troll when you see one? Even if he is in London or wherever he might be a Macdonald staff or a cleaner somewhere. Mrcock until you can prove that you earn better than I do please shut your sh*thole of a mouth.
...errrm Bro, the last time I checked, am in London (a Londoner)...and u in Nigeria (that place)... shudunt u be loookin for Petrol to cook?..serrrriously! (no oofeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:36am On Jun 09, 2015
....becus we kinda suspect dharay99 is another Crackhead....juss like his attension Crackhead wannabe cousin: Sweetorgasm! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:34am On Jun 09, 2015
dharay99:
derailing....
Always d sweetest and d key to daht.

I tag here, "do anyhow arena"
....ermm bro....we all confuse......are u one of those disable people that wit no hand but use leg to do typin on keyboard?.....did u loose yor hands from motor accident? juss askin! (no oofeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:48am On Jun 09, 2015
...Ok then,Good Morrrinin Unemeploeyed people!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Is Silence Really The Best Answer? by MrCork: 9:42am On Jun 09, 2015
misspicy:
Is silence really the best answer for a nagging wife/girlfriend?
..sweery guees wot.. I slapped a B!tch last year in the Cinema when she waz naggin me over pop corn....she said I waz too cheap & wudunt buy her drink...& for some reason, the naggin stooped..she waz dakskin though! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:50pm On Jun 08, 2015
WOMENS WORLD CUP FOOOTBALL:.. Sweeeden (3) Vs Nigeria (0)


...QUESTION: ...how comes all the sweeedish womens loooklike Super models and all the Nigerian womens look like incredible hulk??..... not even One lightskin female on that gadamofic Nigerian team...WHY??
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:11pm On Jun 08, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]I am sorry mrcork. [/color]
...OK..AS OF TODAY...MISSCLASSY HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY BEEN PROMOTED TO A LADY & A WIFEY MATERIAL.. CONGRATS!! wink
Crime › Re: Prostitute Strips Self Naked To Resist Arrest For Stealing N17,800 In Lagos by MrCork: 8:08pm On Jun 08, 2015
lalasticlala:
http://www.thetrentonline.com/prostitute-strips-naked-resist-arrest-stealing-n17-800-lagos/
...bro wher is the naaaked picture?.... Why the heck r we seein buharis picture instead of the babe? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:03pm On Jun 08, 2015
....missclassy..ok..can you appologize to me for not actin like a lady ....say it like u meannnit.....so I can forgive u & we are cool? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:01pm On Jun 08, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Sorry, I don't brawl fools grin
You'd need to grow up and grow some senses before I'd be ready to engage in e-combat with you
Until then, enjoy your stupidity while it last
....bro....sweetorgasm & missclassy r crackheads...my advise...juss ignore them......only difference is that sweetoegasm is an attention seekin wannabe crackhead & missclassy is already a crackhead! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 6:22pm On Jun 08, 2015
jamela:
He doesn't live in London. Even if he does, Peckham is a Nigerian/Ghanaian infested slum in London. The slowpoke even spelt it wrong. I should know, I've lived in Uk most of my life.

As for Mr SlumCork calling me names, why not tell that to the middle-aged white whale lady feeding you in that slum of yours? Be honest with yourself, you can't get the London girls and you're one of them street side urchins screaming 'spare a pound please' innit? I doubt you even live in Uk, your command of English is appalling and your choice of words don't look anything like any I've ever seen or heard in London. Have fun trying to deceive Nigerians, I don't think they are gullible to even believe any of your sad tales.
^^^she wants me!! wink
Romance › Re: Is Silence Really The Best Answer? by MrCork: 6:12pm On Jun 08, 2015
misspicy:
ur opinion but wat if she pass out coz of that?
i dnt tink violence is best in dat situation o
if d slap send am go grave hmmmm
...sweeery u been watchin too many nollywod movie...Nobory dies of slap....They simply faint and when they faint, u pour water on there face... this is a simple tecqnik to wake them up back to normal...but not more than 2 slaps though! wink
Celebrities › Re: Famous African-americans Of Igbo Descent. by MrCork: 6:01pm On Jun 08, 2015
Romance › Re: Is Silence Really The Best Answer? by MrCork: 5:58pm On Jun 08, 2015
misspicy:
whyhuh
...Well someone as to put them in line which is why they deserve Double Backhand slap on the face....not more than One slap though, only one!! (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op):
RaeMystix:
So what's bad about wooing from our Home-base guys?....I bet some of them do make more money and live a wealthy lifestyle than you who lives in Peckham/ Newcastle council estate.
angry

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