₦airaland Forum

firstEVA:
Those or you joining issues with mrcork are too funny, he is a troll people, he's just having fun, he has never crossed river Niger so don't get worked up over him.

Darkrebel666:
hehe .. I thought they said you were a troll.
trolls don't run. if you don't stop replying I won't. you would only end up as a frustrated troll..
lunatic.. reply again & I'll give you the proper training your parent failed to give you. ✘

cherryice:
u do?

lets hook up

Truckpusher:
Bad nigga - I know you hate him but you're right after all .

MUTHERFUCKER don't deserve a puccy .

cherryice:
im good

I see u bn fightn on bhalf of all lightskin fmales on forum why

Truckpusher:
Trust me bro , nigga lost in a puccy war and now he wants back in.

Darkrebel666:
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Truckpusher:
Cherryice , I'm back in and I want to pair with you.

Sexkillz,Sexxkilz,blackett or whatever you call ya self back off before you get ya albino ass smacked off.

Luxanne, and Tashaamania I hope you copy .

cherryice:

Kolade354:
That the problem with you abroad-based.....You boast and talk as if you are rich like Dangote......You are just lucky our Currency is of no Value that is why you can brag abt pounds even if its car you wash for the europeans.

Darkrebel666:
okay.. done ✘

cherryice:

Darkrebel666:
It's quite unfortunate that a human being has condescended to the level of an animal all in a bid to impress some faceless persons.


your parents must have dropped you on the head when you were a kid. ✘

Kolade354:
Fool Go give that to ur poor family members here in Nigeria who cnt affford 3 square meal.

^^^^ homebase mechanic looookin boy tryn to compete wita Londoner...... O lord hav mercy..my belly oooooo..

Kolade354:
Fool Go give that to ur poor family members here in Nigeria who cnt affford 3 square meal.

Darkrebel666:
see this lascivious poverty-stricken miscreant..
a gaudy one-dimensional spawn of a mad scientist & a test-tube experiment is what you are. how lunatics lik you gain access to mobile phones is what I still can't fathom.

I would only get emotional if i could see your parents reaction after realizing how you have been trolling your destiny on the internet since 2013.

the current life you are living has lesser durability than a China phone's battery. . keep stalking me oaf ✘

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]No, he is not.[/color]

Kolade354:
I knw of a guy in Nigeria that will split your money into 3? What is ur worth self? If you think guyz are are not buoyant financially then you must be decieving urself........whether na Home or Away I dey rep mai City I be True LasGidi Boy

Kolade354:
I knw of a guy in Nigeria that will split your money into 3? What is ur worth self? If you think guyz are are not buoyant financially then you must be decieving urself........whether na Home or Away I dey rep mai City I be True LasGidi Boy

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Just download it from youtube or wapdam [/color]

Darkrebel666:
your days are numbered on this forum.
you would soon be exposed & when you are, your nake£d mutilated corpse would be sent your family's house in the creeks of bayelsa. . beast of burden ✘

MrsChima:
Who's better?

On bed.
In handling business.
In being a husband.
In being a boyfriend.
in education.
in political offices.
in romance.
in cooking.
in driving.
in making money.

These are some examples and you can format your own. My personal experiences dealing with are polar opposite! Home base guys are bit backwards and traditional while abroad base guts are more modern and forward thinking!

Your thoughts?

Darkrebel666:
sonofthemark.. I just figured out who Mrcork
is

mistake he made was including U.K in both accounts. ✘

armadeo:
I saw this and knew it was you even before checking the moniker.

gregzone:
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You mean madam chima is a transvest...
And the monikers you tagged are... Omg!
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gregzone:
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Hey Mr Chima take your feminism rants to the family section

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AKPOSbaba:
Ghana tv presenter,Gabriel Enoch don blast naija presido,
Muhammadu Buhari dressing to di 2015 G7 meeting for Germany.
He yarn for twita say, wen Africa leaders and dia yeye dressing go improve sef?.
Di G7 kontris take photo togeda plus Buhari and
na only Buhari no deck suit and dis one kon give Enoch mind to dey yarn opata.
Di truth be say no be by force to chop okro if u dey forbid am.
If Gabriel Enoch wey be Africa pikin from Ghana no biliv in Africa culture naim be say him head don knock.
America,UK, Japan, France, Canada and Italy and Germany
naim make up di G7 kontris and dem invite Buhari come dia meeting as one of di guest.
Di other guest wey dem invite come to di G7 meeting na,Ethipia Prime Minister,Hailemariam Desalegn
Iraq Prime Minister,
Haider al-Abadi,Liberia President,Ellen Johnson Sirleaf,
Senegal President, Macky Sall,
Tunisia President,Beji Caid Essebsi and Ban Ki-moon di United Nations Secretary-General.

SOURCE....http://ogakpatakpata..com/2015/06/buhari-no-sabi-dress-at-all-ghana-tv.html

Jovago:
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Lagos, Nigeria’s most beloved city, is famous for the level of traffic commuters in the city have to endure on a daily basis. While the traffic situation can be quite frustrating and tiresome, it is not the time wasted or energy exerted that terrifies these commuters. What they find most dreadful is the possibility of strong-armed robbery in traffic. Most areas in Lagos, especially on the Island and Peninsula, are well guarded, however, there are key traffic areas where these robberies occur not just at nights, but in broad daylight,. These areas include Marina, CMS – Costain Bridge, Maryland end of Ikorodu road, Gbagada, Mile 2 – Oshodi bridge and Idumota – Eko bridge. These armed robbers target heavy traffic routes. Although traffic robbery is something motorists or commuters would not want to contemplate, it is equally something they can easily get caught up in. Jovago.com, Africa’s No.1 online Hotel booking portal has suggestions on how to deal with strong-armed robbery in Lagos traffic.

Stay Calm

This maybe seem very hard to do, but it is the only way to survive the situation. Some robbers accost their victims by gently tapping on their side window and revealing the butt of their gun, or whatever weapon they have, while others prefer to scare their victims by smashing their side window or windscreen with a hammer. Whatever the case, do not panic, or raise alarm. The numerous witnesses will not assist or give you any protection, neither will the security men on patrol. Take a deep breath and remind yourself that you are still alive and will only have to lose a few possessions. Staying calm can reduce the chance of the offender becoming agitated and reduce the risk of violence.

Do not attack

Do not use your pepper spray or pocket knife. Do not attack the robber. Most of the robbers are not only armed, they operate in gangs and while you might have been initially accosted by one member of the gang, the others lurk around. Attacking the armed robber very rarely ends well.

Avoid direct eye contact

No matter how low-class the robber may look or seem, behave deferentially. Avoid looking him directly in the eye as that might irritate him. Don’t stare either, as this would be perceived as threatening to the offender. Keep your eyes down and look at the chin of the offender and use your peripheral vision to obtain details. This is less threatening to the offender. Address him as ‘Sir’ or ‘oga’, whichever you find more comfortable. Most robbers have low self-esteem and a little bit of respect might calm them down or even deter them.

Cooperate

Unless your car is bullet and hammer-proof, do not argue with the armed robber. Cooperate . Ensure you first inform the robber in clear terms that you are willing to cooperate, then respond quickly to their demands to whatever instructions they give. Speak only if you need to answer the offender and always reply honestly. Do not try any form of heroics.

Speak clearly and with simple language

There is no gain in impressing an armed robber with good grammar. Do not try to confuse him with a foreign language, heavy/polished accent or big grammar. Respond in the simplest English you know. If you are fluent in pidgin or local dialect, whichever the robber starts communication with, continue with it. Trying to sound too polished might give them the notion that you have more than you are giving to them and that would aggravate them, and possibly encourage them inflict harm on you.Also, try not to add to much detail or say anything that is unnecessary as that could increase the pressure, cause a breakdown in confidence and lead to panic. Keep your answers short, precise and positive using simple words and phrases.

Take the robber seriously

While strong-armed robberies can also occur without a weapon- just the threat of physical violence or an actual beating followed by the demand for moneys, it is always important to assume the offender is armed. Whether you see the armed robber’s weapon or not,you can never be too sure. Be cautious, ensure you observe all his movements and listen to every word his utters. Do not underestimate his actions. Stay alert.

MrsChima:
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