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Nairaland General › Re: Happy Birhthday To My Queen!!! by MrCork(op): 2:00pm On Jun 13, 2015
...at bukinam palace right now about to enter the VIP balcony...pictures in 20 minute! wink
Nairaland General › Happy Birhthday To My Queen!!! by MrCork(op): 1:12pm On Jun 13, 2015
...plis join me in wishing my queen, your queen,Our Queen, the Queen of England & Wale a Happy Biithday.....Am currently at bukinam palace right now gettin ready for the after party at Kennignton ....but, plis note bukinam palace is hear in London...not Nigeria! (No ofeeeense)

PLESE WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:05am On Jun 13, 2015
Cutehector:
lalasticlala, you are a supermoderator. You have the power to do and undo.. I am bein bannd for 100years in d nysc section.. Please helep me out with this and unban me...
...AND WHY SHUD MOD UNBANN U FOR ORDINARY 100YEARS?....ORDNARY 100YEARS & U COMPLANIN?..... MOD,PLS IGNORE JOR!!(no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:00am On Jun 13, 2015
dharay99:
buhahahahah grin grin
Werey buruku.!
..HELLO CRACKHEAD NUMBER 4....HOW ARE U TODAY?.... SLEEPY? (no ofeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:45am On Jun 13, 2015
...GOOOD MORNING UNEMMPLOY NAIRALANDERS....HOW ARE U TODAY...... THE USUAL? (no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:02am On Jun 13, 2015
lordhugo:
Great day!

Positive vibes all the way.

All I have got to share today is love, joy and peace.


Good Morning to you (in no particular order) Kingtom , dharay99 , KingLekan , Stephenqueen, funlord , ipledge2 , Ladyboss1 , orijin101.

MrCork , sorry your name is not on that list. Separate lists for madt mehn! Good morning man!

Thesonofmark, Good morning to you too ( thought I would leave you out?) No!

(Please if you are not in my timezone, kindly substistute "morning" with whatever the current position of the sun is in your heavens)


PRAISE THE LORD SOMBORRI!
..GOOD MORNING B!TCH..... NEVA HERD OF YOU!! .... (no ofeensee) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 3:24am On Jun 13, 2015
xp17:
it's 10:56 am Saturday where I'm at,so you get your boring as*ss off to bed . you really a disgrace to manhood, you wanna use a noose to strangle a fellow guy in the quest to save a nneka123 hoe mission undecided

You better revamp, and come back with 10 of you, because you re just too fragile for a sturdy me. cool
...OK..SO R U SAYN ITS TOO EARLY OR TOO LATE TO ALSO CALL U A CRACKHEAD?...or is ther somtin we are missin?.. Goat!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:50am On Jun 13, 2015
xp17:
no one in his right senses would take you serious, you keep using same obsolete lines over and over again. Seriously, your lines would be better of in the 18 century and the last checked, this is 2015 undecided .
..OK CRACKHEAD NUMBER 6... U MADE YOR POINT.. GO TO BED!! embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:31am On Jun 13, 2015
xp17:
lol @ the bolded.

Don't mistake me for one of those tasty chaps around here . If I was looking for attention from a lady, you really think I'll come down to one who can't wash her undies properly? grin see dear, I got taste and you re no where near what catches my attention.

Cheers undecided
..CRACKHEAD X17...U BERRA BACK OF MY NNEKA123....U SCACONIK GHANA LOOKIN MONKEY (no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:57pm On Jun 12, 2015
Tomfrench:
sad ok..i'm done.. sad
...u berrra back of from my nneka123... U this skiiny hungry loookin Homebase mechanic boy.....can u aford her? Goat!(no ofeense) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
sweetorgasm:
does nt matter, atleast im receiving countless pms 4rm romanlanders ladies
We glad u now accept yor head is not correct.....means we makin progres ... Bein a CRACKHEAD not bad afta all(no ofeense) lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:03pm On Jun 12, 2015
sweetorgasm:
mcheew i dnt bleach, my colour in natural. "and have u eva used a body cream worth 25,000 naira?
^^^^albino! embarassed
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 9:59pm On Jun 12, 2015
Vick4rill:
ur father idiat
thanks!!


Cc ishilove!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:57pm On Jun 12, 2015
sweetorgasm:
if nt 4 d promise i made a mod abt revealing who u are, u have been expose by now.
..CRACKHEAD, u such a crackhead...real talk....didn't we advise u last week to re-bleach the left portion off yor face?.... Too many multi color (no ofeeeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:54pm On Jun 12, 2015
sweetorgasm:
crap, absolute crap, do u wnt me to mention ur real moniker?
^^^^^^CRACKHEAD UPSET..... I bet he goono fall as sleep in 30second.. Watch! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:51pm On Jun 12, 2015
sweetorgasm:
crap, absolute crap, do u wnt me to mention ur real moniker?
MR CRACKHEAD...u make it soUnd like callin u CRACKHEAD is aa bad ting.....,did we say somtin wrong?...are u nota CRACKHEAD? (No ofeeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:48pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

The føol is MrCork's 'bìtch'.grin
...true,..sweetorgasm use to be one of ma male b!tches until we demoted him to CRACKHEAD status. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:43pm On Jun 12, 2015
Nneka123:
Waka! angry
..NNEka,,.the sugar in my custard, the bread in ma burra...the Jupiter in my Pluto..the 2nd most beauriful nairalander...the river Nile of my Atlantic Ocean ..the beyansi in ma destiny children.. the apple of my mango & the cheery on ma perry....sweeery how r you?

....plis kindly put AgapeCharis on ignore.....he as officially been sectioned under mental reeeetard act of 1974.. Cheers sweery!
wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:30pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Perfecto! cheesy
Waiting for him. grin
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..CRACKHEAD...pliss takit as a commmpliment...at list u hav the same tin in comon with known CRACKHEADS like Sweetorgasm, darkrebel666,yor sef & others (no ofeeeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:26pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis:
[color=#27408B]Why didn't you spell my moniker properly?? Scared?? cheesy

If you try to be silly again, I'll expose your fvcking ass grin
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...BROTHER CRACKHEAD....we call u CRACKHEAD & u gettin upset.....did we say somtin wrong? ...r u not a CRACKHEAD?... Or wud u rather we stck to callin u b!tch? (No ofeeensse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:22pm On Jun 12, 2015
AgapeCharis<<<<<<< CERTIFIED CRACKHEAD & THE NEWLY APOINTED SPOKEMANS FOR NAIRALAND CRACKHEADS (please help congratulate the Crackhead) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:24pm On Jun 12, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Yes he is. He is forcing me to comment on his thread although I said I didn't want to.
Now he is insulting me and calling me a dry bone embarassed [/color]
...sweery don't worry...AgabeCharis along wit sweetorgasm are one of ma nairaland b!tches.... I will tame them & they shall be exterminated

AgabeCharis has now been promoted to CRACKHEAD STATUS though & crackheads more easier to exterminate!
wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:17pm On Jun 12, 2015
LadyBoss1:
Lol nah she busy , she'll be back soon wink
...rokiatu work for Nigeria police? shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:15pm On Jun 12, 2015
TheSonOfMark:

Corky Joe!grin

We both know what we know but I am not a snitch- I kind of like the Mr. Cork but so I'll let the hoax continue.grin
...good man..i owe u a beaurifull Ghana woman...her name is mrs chima!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:07pm On Jun 12, 2015
...hmmm...since ladyboss (lala247) appeard from nowhere like superman on nairaland wit her figure 8...rokiatu suddenly disappeared....SWEEERY, WOT DID U DO TO OUR FIGURE 8 ROKIATU?? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:57pm On Jun 12, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Old thread. We need something new. [/color]
...sweery..is that gorrrillar lookin chimpansy orangotang boy called AgapeCharis dis tubin u? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 6:32pm On Jun 12, 2015
skyfullofstars:
Im white and i do not give a fu€k what u say. Black people are so attractive, stop talking about "light skin". Nonsense
^^^^chicks be getin upset coz am rich.....is it Ma fault I drive £28,000 (cash) range rover spot that yor man cant afford?... Was wrong wit this chicks for crist sake? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 6:11pm On Jun 12, 2015
skyfullofstars:
Im white and i do not give a fu€k what u say. Black people are so attractive, stop talking about "light skin". Nonsense
...b!tch plis calm down..ama lover not a fighter..so u telln me white women & not attracted to guy who drives £28,000 (cash) range rover spot?....do u realize how many chick u f*** in a month?...yes u r white (is that not lightskin?)

....sweeery..plis don't let me pullout my 17inches loooonger *kingkong* & slap ya far wit it(no ofeense)
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:37pm On Jun 12, 2015
ccSHOP:
I thought black was beautiful?

That was flavour N'abnania's opinion.

The fairer the berry , the pinker the flesh.
...which black is beaurifull how?....bro are u from Ghana? (no ofeeeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 5:24pm On Jun 12, 2015
extremelygolden:
Londoner, how come your written English is so damned "corky" and your spelling, appalling.
I think I prefer homebase guys who can construct simple English! tongue
....see Ghana Woman talkin to a whole Londoner anyhow.....sweeery are we on the same Level or a I yor mate?...or u wanna we Londoner to those yor homebase mechanic loookin boyfriend wit Tribal mark? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...serrriously, Whats Yor Reaction When Homebase Guys Toast You!! by MrCork(op): 5:21pm On Jun 12, 2015
skyfullofstars:
Im a woman who would always prefer a humble man over one that prefers to boast. Having more money doesnt make superior at all. A real gentleman is the one who has the money, but doesnt show it and look down on the one that dont.


Ive nothing else to say, thank u
...errrm sweeery...may I remind u that am from Pekam London & since u ask, I drive £28,000 Range ROver Spot (cash) which usualy mean when u talk to a Londoner, u show ressspect. ....and which also usualy mean I can get any woman I want (Marry or single) and that include you!!!

.. are u lightskin? (no ofeiinse)
angry

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