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Romance › Re: Is Silence Really The Best Answer? by MrCork: 5:30pm On Jun 08, 2015
misspicy:
Is silence really the best answer for a nagging wife/girlfriend?
...DOUBLE BACK HAND SLAP!!!! (no oofeinsse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:26pm On Jun 08, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
You know we homebase are fast n smart wink
..bro u amongs the 1% fast homebase guys.... 99.1% of them are naturally slow...and in fact sef, where are they gonnno find moiney to take the babe out for a date?..serrriously {no ofoeinse) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:22pm On Jun 08, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
We nyanshin
..well done fast guy.... GREAT MOVE!!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:21pm On Jun 08, 2015
sweetorgasm:
ure born by mistake
...B!TCH PLEASE STOP DERAILING THJE THREAD GADEMMMIT...go bak to bed! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:19pm On Jun 08, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
If you say so. cheesy grin cheesy
Keep your religion
...hmm...ermm bro Jackparrrow...Ok,was the deal wit u & Prettyvhickie...... you nyanshin or you juss friends? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:17pm On Jun 08, 2015
sweetorgasm:
i HATE YOU
...B!tch... juss go bak to bed!!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:06pm On Jun 08, 2015
sweetorgasm:
bro ure no longer human to me, all i c in u is a barnished and a cast soul.
..bro ...no ofiiense to the way yor mouth looks but serrriously...how many mouth action have u received from Lagos guys so far?....and plis do they use yor mouth for target practice? embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:53pm On Jun 08, 2015
kradleber:
only thing god forgot to slot into your oblong-shaped cranium was a human brain. I'm not saying you don't possess one, but its not a human brain. maybe that of a raccoon or chinchilla.

who do you think you want to fool here?

at least we now know whoever you really are. transgendered sissy cheesy
...bro..serrriously...when am in the mood to talk to homebased male B!tches..I will holla at you!! (no ooefense) undecided
Romance › Re: Mention Only One Nairalander You Would Love To Kiss? by MrCork: 4:50pm On Jun 08, 2015
sweetorgasm:
yea absolutely yes, rememba its 25years in jail
...bro...how many mouth action have u received from Lagos guys so far?. undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:48pm On Jun 08, 2015
sweetorgasm:
pls!! shut dat trash bin u call mouth, who wnts 2 b u? who wnt 2 b a nonentity of d highest orda, "according 2 olamide everybody na king 4 e lane, so i do my tin with my smartphone d way i want it, so u do ur tin with ur stolen nokia phone d way u want it, nobody wnts 2 b u.
...Bro u all ready one my homebase Lagos B!tches...the good news for u right now is that I don't argue wih ma B!tches.. Laters!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:40pm On Jun 08, 2015
sweetorgasm:
y do u have to mention my name? is ur head knock lyk a generator? no oofence
..SHUT THE F** UP..U ATTENTION SEEKIN MR CORK WANNNA BE..bro I already made u one of ma B!tches ...so plis keep tryn hard..B!tch!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:36pm On Jun 08, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]You are a fool. So only guys watch football right?

Why don't you go to the ucl finals thread on front page and see how many ladies are watching and commenting on the match.

So _mukina2 that loves football like crazy is a man abi?

Mumu![/color]
....Missclassy..so u honestly sayin u don't looklike man becoz u like football & enjoy drinkin beer?...ok..plis do u tink u look feminine? (no oofeeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:29pm On Jun 08, 2015
kradleber:
It's the same person. the profile pics of both accounts are also synonymous. this is what happens when inmates of Ararat lunatic asylum are granted access to mobile phones. ✘
...ermm bro...I don't mean to sound rudes byt if u r naturaly dumb enough to belif am the same person as MrsCork (sweetorgasm)..then yor head is clearly not correct & urgently needs battery replacement!! ..eddddiot! (no oofeinse) angry
Politics › Re: President Buhari In A Photo With World Leaders At G7 Summit. by MrCork: 2:01pm On Jun 08, 2015
Mization:
President Buhari with other world leaders at the G7 summit.
...aint bahari a muslim? (no ofiense) angry
Politics › Re: President Buhari In A Photo With World Leaders At G7 Summit. by MrCork: 1:58pm On Jun 08, 2015
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies, This Is It... MUST READ!!!! by MrCork(op):
misssclassy:
My Cork, my Gosh, you Diiick is way too big & shud be around 21 inches long..,what a Picture, my gosh. Anyways, what would it takes to go on a date wit you and how can we make up so I can become one of your women? I like u & am willin to love u die & I juss wanna love yoou..be nice. Missclassy kiss
...sorry u too old!! (no ooeinse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:31am On Jun 08, 2015
....COME OUTSIDE!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:04am On Jun 08, 2015
..WOW...juss outter the toilet afta a looong 2 hour $hit.i fil light & good...... So was the topic for today? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:04pm On Jun 07, 2015
misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Keep on wasting what's left of your miserable life trying to haunt me down
Your mates are haunting down money and you are here claiming e-warlord on a faceless forum

Foolish boy! [/color]
^^^^CRACKHEAD FINALY AWAKE...cussin inosent people! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:59pm On Jun 07, 2015
VictoriaBee:
Thank God for a mod, I'd have dealt with that silly thang. lipsrsealed
...did u get missclassy arrrested?.... Thanks! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:15pm On Jun 07, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
What lyrics? undecided
...i will take u to treasure island & buy u a shoe...bro..this are the kinda chatup lines u use for yor ladies ther in Nigeria?.....o lord hav mercy! ( no ofeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:03pm On Jun 07, 2015
Jacksparrow0712:
Sure. I'll take you with me to the treasure island grin
^^^^^ u people still use 1962 lyric ther in Nigeria? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:01pm On Jun 07, 2015
..WOW...i juss finish $hittin & I feel lighter....i did not read news paper though! cheesy
Romance › Re: At What Age by MrCork: 6:31pm On Jun 07, 2015
Kasimaramma2:
At what age do you wish to marry?
....marry?...so u can claim half of my savins includin ma £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot?........AIN'T. HAPPENIN!!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Male Virgins Always Shy? by MrCork: 6:28pm On Jun 07, 2015
sweetorgasm:
why is it that male virgins are just too shy? i am friends with few of them and i have discovered that they are always shy. "using myself as a case study i am always shy around people but why is this?
^^^^ Crackhead still wunt give up! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:27pm On Jun 07, 2015
Prettyvhickie:
i don forget
..sweery plis can we fight wrestling? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 5:33pm On Jun 07, 2015
....OK WHO WANTS TO FIGHT..COME OUTSIDE.... WHER MISSCLASSY AT?? angry

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