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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:37pm On Jun 10, 2015
vizkiz:
what kindda cap are we talking about?
Face cap or Kneel caphuh
..*kondo cap*....don't worry, mrs chima under stands! wink
Politics › Re: Photos: The FireMen Of Lagos (Service To Humanity) by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jun 10, 2015
igbsam:
It is not uncommon for fuel tankers to burst into flames on the streets of Lagos, Nigeria's largest city. For the last decade photographer Akintunde Akinleye has been capturing the moment firemen turn up:

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/976/media/images/83400000/jpg/_83400575_firemen-web-5.jpg


https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/83400000/jpg/_83400576_firemen_web_2.jpg
Fuel tanker explosions are so common in Lagos that local media have been known to report multiple fires in one night.


https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/83400000/jpg/_83400577_firemen-web-8.jpg
The state governor Akinwunmi Ambode recently blamed frequent tanker explosions on drivers' carelessness causing crashes. Bad brakes have also been blamed.


https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/83400000/jpg/_83400578_firemen_web_10.jpg
The fire service is not well equipped for a city the size of Lagos. There are very few fire-fighting vehicles and they have been known to go to the scene of a fire without water.


https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/83400000/jpg/_83400579_firemen_web-1.jpg
The fire service in Lagos is not a particularly big one - there are 13 fire stations in a city of about 20 million people. Its equipment is also not designed to cope with Lagos' many high-rise buildings.



https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/83400000/jpg/_83400580_firemen-web_4.jpg
However, it is the best-equipped service in Nigeria, though the firemen risk their lives for poor pay. Fire is not the only risk - they have been attacked by angry people who accuse them of arriving late.



https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/83404000/jpg/_83404432_firemen-web-9.jpg
Firemen are also vulnerable to attacks from people who do not want them to put out fires so they can use the confusion of a fire outbreak to loot.



https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/media/images/83404000/jpg/_83404431_firemen-web-3.jpg
Reports after this fire in 2012 said people tried to loot this wreckage of a plane. It had fallen from the sky and burst into flames when it hit a printing works.


To These Brave Men who risked their lives day in day out to fight fire situations in and all around lagos despite being poorly equipped. I think they deserve our respect just like we accord to the police and military wings of the Nigerian forces. This thread is dedicated to them and to help make their voices heard with an echo sound that it is time they should be given proper attention by equipping them the more with sophisticated tools to help fight fire considering the rampaging incidence of fire all around lagos this past weeks.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-32397007
..SO ..WHAT IS BRAVE ABOUT QUENCHIN ORDNARY FIRE WIT WATER & SOap??..., big deal!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:22pm On Jun 10, 2015
MrsChima:
For you...6 million nairas.
... I will pay u 7million naira juss for the cap to enter! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:21pm On Jun 10, 2015
sweetorgasm:
there we go again, "ure just living in anoda's shadows. "only a FOOL does that. "GOODBYE
SWEETORGASM <<<<<<< Mr Cork wannabe (crackhead always tryn too hard), grin grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:02pm On Jun 10, 2015
Chiam55:
Shut the fvck up you crackhead and go back to sleep. Lil batty boy the best thing that came out your mouth is Mrcork's 17" dick cheesy grin

I don't have time for you so go choke on a 17" ccock! wink
..sweeery pls put the little boy sweetorgasm on ignore.....he is is upcomin attention seekin nairaland nuisance!! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:59am On Jun 10, 2015
sweetorgasm:
CHIAM55 all ur life here in nairaland uve never had d balls to face me, instead uve been hidding behind d back of people, when u had d dimples192 moniker, when i always make u cry, u always call 4 d help of blackett and cutehector to help u, den afta i destroyed them u then turned to lala247(ladyboss1) to hide behind her back bcaus i was too hot 4 u 2 handle but i prevailed and i made u deactivate ur dimples192 account, now dat u have chiam55 as a new moniker, ure hiding behind mrcork's back. "when will u have d balls to face me?
^^^^ *SIDE EFFECT OF REJECTION *.....hello CRACKHEAD number 1....pls note that chiam55 not on yor level and has already placed u on ignore!! (no ofeeense) embarassed
Events › Re: Meet My Younger Sister by MrCork:
mulattoclaro:
This is the very first time I'll be introducing her to this wonderful forum. Today happens to be her birthday. I'm using this medium to say Happy Birthday Lil Sis. I wish you the best life has to offer. Welcome to Nigeria.
^^^^^ puttin up somebory else's photo juss to seek attention.....typical 419 boy....u fake wanna be p..square looookin mofo......she don't even no u!! (no ofeense) embarassed
Events › Re: Meet My Younger Sister by MrCork: 11:45am On Jun 10, 2015
mulattoclaro:
poverty is a disease. I pray never to descend to your level. Your low self esteem will always bring you out.
...am sure that lady is not aware u posted her picture.....u fake wannabe mofo.... Do u think u can fool us? ..GOAT!!! (No ofeeense) undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:32am On Jun 10, 2015
sweetorgasm:
mcheew stop writing crap
^^^^ ther u go.....CRACKHEAD number 2 is awake.....NAIRALAND, pplease start gettin read for more steeewpid senseless thereadrs from this b!tch! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:28am On Jun 10, 2015
...anyone seen CRACKHEAD number 2 (sweetorgasm) today?..... We all ready seen his buddy: Darkrebel666: CRACKHEAD number 1 smiley
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 11:25am On Jun 10, 2015
LaJose78:
Never.
...plis don't do that $hit...it's so so wrong & degrading. It's a very horrible crime
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 11:14am On Jun 10, 2015
LaJose78:
Oyamilenu o.
...bro..so did u rape some one? (no ofeense) lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Is Possible To Disvirgin A Girl Without Bleeding by MrCork: 11:04am On Jun 10, 2015
emlinkzzz:
Hello Ladies and Guys

I just need an advice to this, the girl I am dating now, I was the one that disvirgin her but I am not sure that I am the one, I have confronted her regarding the issue and got hurt but inside me I feel that maybe she is pretending, I want you guys to help me out.
Is possible to disvirgin a girl without her bleeding and she didn’t even cry or something that will make me feel that it was painful to her.
Please help me,so that I can value what she gave to me
...bro the technic is to push yor kondo upwards slowly at an angle of 33 degrees to the left but facing the right downwards ina straight line.....thesie way, the punnny will not strech and no bleeding will occur.... Hope this make sense! .. wink
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 10:49am On Jun 10, 2015
Jollyjoy:
stale!! Ok listen, did u gv in to ur woman demand all the time? See,gone are days a woman wil sit at home and wait for the man to provide,we are all equal hence have the right to air our view becos we are also partaking in the family responsibility. Am working, u are working,wat makes u tink becos u are a man u have full access to my body? No way, married or nt i own my body..
...equal how? ... Can u push car?... Can u drive lorry...can u do 20 push up....can u protect yor sef if u see lion in a bush?...can u become president of that Nigeria sef?.....can u fly military jet?.... Can u work to provide for the family?..,can u unite a family?.... If dog chases u, can u escape & fly over a fense?........so which equality exactly r u talkin about?

..lookhear sweeeery...the rule says: ones u are married...yor husband muss hav automatic entry whether u r sick or not......and then when we cheat on u, u start moanin!!
angry
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 10:42am On Jun 10, 2015
Jollyjoy:
stale!! Ok listen, did u gv in to ur woman demand all the time? See,gone are days a woman wil sit at home and wait for the man to provide,we are all equal hence have the right to air our view becos we are also partaking in the family responsibility. Am working, u are working,wat makes u tink becos u are a man u have full access to my body? No way, married or nt i own my body..
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:37am On Jun 10, 2015
PervyByNature:
furkin man bish :>(
^^^^ ther u go again...still don't under stand his sentence...side effect of slow brain!(no ofeeense) undecided
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 10:30am On Jun 10, 2015
Chiam55:
You say that to all the light skin women angry
..nah... Juss u: You garrrrit.. They ain't garrrrit!!! (class) wink
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 10:28am On Jun 10, 2015
Jollyjoy:
man's world my foot! Men would have as well take all the responsibilities.
...sweeeery let me leccture u....if boy datin babe and he forces her...that is rape & he muss go to jail...BUT...When they are married...the boy muss hav automatic entry at any time......all this nonsense talk like : am too tired...am on my month...I want to rest goes outter the window. ...a mans role is to provide food and get punnnny anytime....pirrrrriod!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:24am On Jun 10, 2015
Chiam55:
Too many crackheads on NL grin grin grin
..correct....sweeery..have u been introduces to CRACKHEAD NUMBER 2 called Darkrebel666 and .CRACKHEAD NUMBER 1 called sweetorgasm ?....they both hav slow brains! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:22am On Jun 10, 2015
PervyByNature:
e-idiot_
^^^^^ ther u go ....CRACKHEAD NUMBER 2 FINALY AWAKE!!! undecided
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 10:20am On Jun 10, 2015
Chiam55:
Rapist$ alert!

#No_Means_NO! angry
..^^^^^.Chiam55...ma sweet hat..the Atlantic Ocean runnin thru ma eyes...the sugar in ma fanta...the corn beef in ma curry goat stew....the yellow ice cream in my mouth...the touch light on my head....the everything on my everything....the mars on my Pluto......the toothpaste on my teeth....and the radio in my battery!!! ((((( mwaaaaaaaah)))))) kiss
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 10:14am On Jun 10, 2015
...anyone seen those two crackheads today: sweetorgasm & darkrebel666?......for future reference...plis be aware that Darkrebel666 is now the official full time Crackhead & sweetorgasm been demoted to a part time Crackhead for legal reason .... So plis, don't mix them up, smiley
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 10:08am On Jun 10, 2015
...it's a mans world...pirrrrriod:....you don't like it...say wot..I don't care!!! (No ofeeense) angry
Romance › Re: I NEED ANSWERS. Can A Husband Be Accused Of Rapin His Wife?? by MrCork: 10:06am On Jun 10, 2015
LaJose78:
[b][/b]Hi everyone, can a man be
accused of raping his own wife?
I
really need to know what people
think on this. i'm really
confused and baffled about the
whole thing that is why i
decided
to share it here. Picture this! A
man coming back from work
after a stressful day then asks his
wife who was home all
day
long for sex and then the wife
says she is weak(she is not
in the
mood) the husband fully on
motion to discharge some
vessels
of honor into her. if you know
what i mean then decided to
have
his way with her by any means
necessary thereby forcing
her
for sex. can the man be accused
of rape?(can someone be
accused of stealing his/her own
food) my lawyer friend told
me
its an offense punishable by the
law but do you think this is
right? After all you own
everything about your wife. your
wife
is like a property. what's your
opinion on this' can a woman
charge her husband to court for
rape.
..bro...pliss ignore there rubbish comment.....a woman must submit her body ones she is married & and the punnny belongs to the husband 24/7..... Sick or no sick, am tired or no am tired or wot ever. .. A husband muss there for hav access to that punnnny...even if world war 20 breaks out. Ones yor punnny always yor punnnnnny ...so ones u are married...then automatically....she you're for life...pirrrrod!! angry
Events › Re: Meet My Younger Sister by MrCork: 9:56am On Jun 10, 2015
mulattoclaro:
This is the very first time I'll be introducing her to this wonderful forum. Today happens to be her birthday. I'm using this medium to say Happy Birthday Lil Sis. I wish you the best life has to offer. Welcome to Nigeria.
..sister how?....U Gademmm LIER...Muss u homebase people always do fraud?....babe lookalike Maria carie. & u lookalike basket mouth and the f**** claim that is his sister?.... YOU HOMEBASE PEOPLE. MENNNNNN!!! (No ofeeeense).. undecided
Events › Re: Meet My Younger Sister by MrCork: 9:53am On Jun 10, 2015
mulattoclaro:
This is the very first time I'll be introducing her to this wonderful forum. Today happens to be her birthday. I'm using this medium to say Happy Birthday Lil Sis. I wish you the best life has to offer. Welcome to Nigeria.
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:49am On Jun 10, 2015
PervyByNature:
Morning swty, hope u dreamt about what i dreamt about?
^^^^^^ HELLO CRACKHEAD NUMBER 2 & how r u sir...shudunt u be tryn to find job instead of tryin to find woman on nairaland wit yo 1950s lyric? (No ofeeense) undecided
Romance › Re: Is Silence Really The Best Answer? by MrCork: 9:37am On Jun 10, 2015
misspicy:
lightskin girls don't nag or wathuh
...ermm sweery..lightskin females are wifey material....dakskin females are not (no ofeeeensse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:35am On Jun 10, 2015
...GOOD MORNIN UNEMPLOYED NAIRALANDERS...HOW R U TO DAY?... The usual?... Juss askin!!(no ofeeennnse) angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 9:44pm On Jun 09, 2015
...wher Rokiatu at? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:42pm On Jun 09, 2015
Darkrebel666:
just quit mentioning me in your snappish and petulant talks. conversing with your breed is the most effective way of deadening the I.Q..-that's why I'm tying to refrain from doing so. ✘
..ok.. CRACKHEAD number 3..so yor eye Que is high..abi?....like 4.0...but then you call yor sef DarkRebel666...... Bro..pliss ..as of today..could we kindly conclude that yor head nids new battery replacements!! (no ofeeense) embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 8:35pm On Jun 09, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
Oooogh... Ok.. You fed your eyes on the Uniport girls, right cheesy?

Lol @ classmate grin grin.. You don't scare me tongue tongue tongue.
^^^^^^WHA RIS THIS?.... WHA RIS THIS? ....wha in the name of Mr cork RIS this!!! angry

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