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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 2:43pm On May 21, 2015

Aminat508:
Thanks MrCork.... Biko vote for subbieD for Miss Nairaland 2015 Tommorrow.... Thanks sweetie

..aiiiiight! wink

Celebrities › Re: Is Kcee Making A Conscious Attempt To Steal The Iyanya Look? by MrCork: 2:40pm On May 21, 2015

caesarjayjay:
Okay! So I saw this photo and for a moment, I thought this was Iyanya. The styling of the beards and hair maybe made it so. Do you think Kcee is attempting to look a lot like the MTN Project fame alumnus?

https://instagram.com/p/25bCLMxK6J/?taken-by=iam_kcee

...is he IBO?... Well,He has jerry curl..I bet he IBO.. I can tell by the OKORO swagg! (No Ofense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 2:37pm On May 21, 2015

Aminat508:
We NEED YOUR SUPPORT

Pls
Vote
For
SubbieD

Tommorrow

Cc.

Enegod
Acidosis's
Rexul
Mrokaykay
Dyt
Danjo
Mayorall
IPopAlomo
Isioma53
Rafa9
Madman
Scentmarlc
LaLa247
ROKIATU
TWACI
TOCIANO009
CHIAM55
Activa
MuhdG
Ibrokola
TundeTunapa
LLED
MrCork
Idowuogbo
Painkiller46

PLEASE

....kaiii..this Aminat chick gots nyansh though....and she loookslike Rokiatu from side view!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 2:33pm On May 21, 2015

Chiam55:
I'm counting

..countin what?....stars?.... Sweery hav u been drinking? grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:40pm On May 21, 2015

pbs4real:
clown,FYI,i didnt start chatting wit lala 2day,we ve bin NL pals 4 a vry lng tym. .nw u cn jump into the lagoon 4 all i care. . . Low lyf frig.

..ok bro....am in London,pekam..u in Nigeria,enugu....show me respect,be nice & I will post u £10(cash) to buy a suit ther in Nigeria. Goat! undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:34pm On May 21, 2015

Chiam55:
When Airforce ...... you know the rest

Do you want a private view

...who stole/removed yor sexcxy picture?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:32pm On May 21, 2015

pbs4real:
and abt the level tin,i cnt condescend so low lyk u who brags abt a £28000. . . Am nt a kid dt flaunts ride on social medias buh dude. . Am so sure i wld feed u and ur siblings for 3yrs,if u doubt me lets mk it a deal. . .

...bro...the best thing that came outta yor mouth today looks like a big pe.nnnnnis.... Plis keep talkin!! (no ofeense)

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:22pm On May 21, 2015

pbs4real:
alryt ve heard u featherbrain. . .now swerve. . .no offense

..Ok bro...STOP HARASSIN LALA247....dont u Homebase guys Eva gerrrirt?....serrriously.. SHE AINT INTERESTED..PIRRRIOD! embarassed

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:20pm On May 21, 2015

Chiam55:
I dnt share Lala247 come and explain this

...kaiii...my sweet yellow bitter lemon....sweery..plis can I kiss you 10 times? wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:18pm On May 21, 2015

pbs4real:
u dis mentally deficient frazzle freak. . . Stay off ma lane u gayassmotherfucker. .

..bro ..my apologies.

...I called u a crackhead & wasn't abusin u...i was juss describin you! (no ofeense) undecided

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 1:09pm On May 21, 2015

pbs4real:
ciriously i cnt even fathom wats wrng wit me. . .*dis oliver twist tin in me is nt helping mtrs at all*lolxxxxx

...do u realize u sound like a homeless lonely crackhead on steriod?

...PLEASE LEAVE LALA247 ALONE....SHE CLEARLY PUT U ON IGNORE & NOT ON YOUR LEVEL...FOOL!! (no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by MrCork: 12:39pm On May 21, 2015

Moustache:
See you...As big as u are,you cannot toast...mtcheeeew,"Good riddance to rubbish"

If you want me to teach you,First of all,start with toasting nairaland girls...then when u don gain ground,will tell you what to do next

...see yor head like road side mechanic...u sayn he shud start wit nairaland females...females he cant physicaly see?. ..abi?..Humpty Dumty! (no ofeense) angry

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Romance › Re: Someone Should Pls Help Me Out by MrCork: 12:34pm On May 21, 2015

Formeh:
Hello nairalanders,my introduction is always bad when trying to toast a lady,i dnt know how to get on with it.can someone pls help me out and teach me how to go on with it?.

SCENARIO:

YOU: Hi babes,you look familiar

BABE: huh, from where?

YOU: Church!! ...am a QUIRE member..here is my number...

BABE:..Thanks..i will call u tomorrow...BOOOYAKA!!

...bro this is the catch...females always fall for church guys coz u will look like husband material and it makes u look innocent but swaaga(TRUSS ME)

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 12:20pm On May 21, 2015

Lala247:
Lol no its not even big .. Moderate.. Roki bigger

...nice,I like that: ...YOU PASS!! kiss

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:52am On May 21, 2015

...Rokiatu,s nyansh is 100% real coz I inspected the angles closer wit microscope...... ..Lala247 is clearly wearin Lagos Made butt pads...I suspect! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:25am On May 21, 2015

Lala247:
Im ok hun just doing some u know what lol

..I DON'T BELIEVE IT... picture profile..did u wear pad on yor nyansh?? angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:23am On May 21, 2015

Lala247:
Im ok hun just doing some u know what lol

Forum Games › Re: Romamcelanders...... Letz Play & Catch Some Fun!! by MrCork: 11:06am On May 21, 2015

Omotayor123:
Do you know you can find 104
words from the word
"TELEVISION"

Mine is 'OIL'

drop yours don't copy another person's
word!!!
Leggo & don't stop d fun!!!

Good Morning!!!!

..ok..u came to find Leggo on television in romance section?.... Sweery r u ok? (no ofeense) angry

Forum Games › Re: Romamcelanders...... Letz Play & Catch Some Fun!! by MrCork: 11:03am On May 21, 2015

Omotayor123:
Do you know you can find 104
words from the word
"TELEVISION"

Mine is 'OIL'

drop yours don't copy another person's
word!!!
Leggo & don't stop d fun!!!

Good Morning!!!!

Romance › Re: What Every Man Hates ... (true Story) by MrCork(op): 10:45am On May 21, 2015

.. Anyways back to the thread...so are we sayn no one cam relate to this thread??... Apart from trekkin long distance,ridin OKADA,hoppin on public transport... You guys don't own cars there in Nigeria?... U kiddin me?.. Serrriously? undecided

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Romance › Re: What Every Man Hates ... (true Story) by MrCork(op): 10:42am On May 21, 2015

kinglekan:
Always dumb!!

Keep it up OP!! Seems you won't be relinquishing your title anytime soon.

..my lovely b!tch..thank u so much!

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