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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 12:34pm On May 22, 2015
...and I promise to *waka* from London,Pekam thru Manchester to Lagos Nigeria when she wins.. Officially! wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 12:32pm On May 22, 2015
***drum rolls** ... And the winner is...... wink
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 12:14pm On May 22, 2015
yorubaboiy:
nope...its not ezcema.......i add one attack like dat one tym like dat...it was an infection....it spoilt ma face really badly cry cry cry.......bt i bliv its a stigma i cant live with for the rest of life......
..aiiight.. Its all good! smiley
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 12:02pm On May 22, 2015
yorubaboiy:
just kip calm and read my signature
...ernm bro..no ofeense to yor picture profile but why u gots so many eczema on yor face? angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by MrCork: 11:28am On May 22, 2015
TohpahzDofC:
Mdee1
Sexyceline
MrCork
Sinizia
Scentmarlc
Ealiserwest



Oya nnnaaaa.... Let's make this a double brace!!
...ok sweery..this is the main problem:

TOHPHAZ:.. Preety face,cute smile,looks like Londoner,almost lightskin, wifey material. smiley

TWACI:...Preety face,cute smile,looks like Londoner,almost lightskin, wifey material. smiley


MAIN PROBLEM:...which one?
angry
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 11:07am On May 22, 2015
scentmarlc:
Mr cork, my nigga. Yu dey rob salt for my eyes nao for yur mind abii....uhmmmm.

Fear for yur life ooo coz if i tell yu wetin yu resemble, yu go jus vex kill yur mama nii. But make i sha use diz one do last warning for yu as yu be ma niccur.

Oya go outside and play in the kids section.
...you should be proud lookin like stegomaya moskito... I lie? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 10:52am On May 22, 2015
MrChinex:
must you insalt
..the boy (scentmarlc)look sick.. I lie?....truss me,he hav tapeworm(no ofeennse). undecided
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 10:32am On May 22, 2015
scentmarlc:
Aminatu, omo tho jo mummy. Iyalaya gbogbo omoge. Tuale yin maami. Ke pe fun wa. Maami e ma last bi ti maclean. Boate boate !!!!!
....ermm bro...no ofeense to yor picture profile....do u have tape worm? (no ofeensee) angry
Celebrities › Re: Do You Still Watch Cartoons? by MrCork: 9:43am On May 22, 2015
ladyteska:
No
..why not? undecided
Business › Re: What's Your Response/reaction To A Coffin-seller Who Complains About Sales-drop? by MrCork: 9:21am On May 22, 2015
greatgod2012:
How will you react or respond to a coffin-seller who complained to you about drop in sales.

I overheard someone making the complaint to someone else, but the other person couldn't respond, she was just having a repeatedly deep sigh.
How would you have responded if you are the one who was complained to.
As for me, i don't pray that such thing be complained to me o, because i don't i know what to say in such circumstance.
Over to you.
...are u lightskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: South African Actress Who Went Unclad Against Xenophobic Attacks by MrCork: 8:40am On May 22, 2015
sinaj:
c her big tummy huh



fugly gurl undecided



whu did she help by duin dat now ?




pervs angry ?
^^^^and hater..no wonda she cant find man on nairaland..i bet she Homebase Nigerians! (no ofeense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: South African Actress Who Went Unclad Against Xenophobic Attacks by MrCork: 8:25am On May 22, 2015
Houseofglam7:
angry
...^^^^atitude...and then she wondas why she cant find man on nairaland.. Goat!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 6:41am On May 22, 2015
Sleekyshuga:
grin grin grin You pull the legs well oo.
...are u lightskin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo's New Look! Yay Or Nay? by MrCork: 6:38am On May 22, 2015
Twaci:
Hello dears, just saw this.

What do u think? Yay or nay?

Can you rock this?

Guys would you let your girl rock this?
...very ugly ting...even TWACI 10 time Berra looking! undecided
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: South African Actress Who Went Unclad Against Xenophobic Attacks by MrCork: 6:34am On May 22, 2015
Houseofglam7:
She would've done a lil strip tease for us all as well...... Fuqin retard angry
^^^^typikal homebase Nigeria woman (((hater))) undecided
Celebrities › Re: PHOTOS: South African Actress Who Went Unclad Against Xenophobic Attacks by MrCork: 6:32am On May 22, 2015
londonrivals:
Upcoming South African actress and model, Noluvuyo Sodela, better known as Bubbly Bling went nude to campaign against the recent xenophobic attacks on immigrants which happened in South Africa again early last month. Sodela, who refers to herself as an anti-xenophobia activist, took to her Twitter account late last month to post a picture of herself, holding a ‘No to xenophobia’ plaque. Noluvuyo Sodela has acted in SABC 1 drama Ihawu Lesizwe has also appeared in a few Mzansi Magic movies that will be seen in upcoming eTV Ekasi....

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/05/photos-south-african-actress-who-went.html
..kaiii..see nyansh! tongue
Romance › Re: What Is Your Take On This Year Miss Nairaland by MrCork:
MrsChima:
LMAO. Shut up! angry you missed me boo? kiss
...i will be in New York on Friday smiley
Romance › Re: Share Your Thoughts by MrCork: 12:00am On May 22, 2015
Emodeee:
http://xchanger.mobi/v2/file.php?fid=511204.



Dats the link to ma song, onyinye by emodeee. download and Share ur thoughts.



Cc: missmossy
Lagmostkuit
Twaci
Tohpahz
Sandrahnaub
Subbied
Mzlaurel
angry
Romance › Re: Is It Right To Tell Your Woman "Thank You" After Sex? by MrCork: 11:50pm On May 21, 2015
themodernman:
I feel its a huge turn off to women being thanked by a man after sex...it makes them see the man as a desperate grovelling lowly kind of guy...I feel a woman will prefer a woman who tells her she's hot in bed or better still d dude should just keep shut...my tots oh!

What do y'all think?
...ask mrs chima! smiley
Celebrities › Re: Do You Still Watch Cartoons? by MrCork: 11:47pm On May 21, 2015
ladyteska:
I think cartoons are more interesting compared to some movies...people say someone is supposed to stop watching cartoons at a level in life but for me i dont think i can o,,i particularly like barbie,avatar,frozen......how about you?,do you still watch cartoons?...list your favourites
...are u lightskin? angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:30pm On May 21, 2015
..BREAKING NEWS:....Missclassy (well known troublesome nairaland cowgirl) was oficialy banned today until 2055..... ..... This means by the time her ban is lifted, she be about 62yrs old wit 4 gran kids.. Kaiiiii grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Women Are The Best Vehicles In The World! by MrCork: 10:44pm On May 21, 2015
Eco2580:
Women are the best vehicles in the world because:-
---2 beautiful headlights in the front
---2 great bumpers at the back
---Self -lubricating when hot
---Finger touch ignition
---Automatic engine oil change every month
---Any type of piston fits.
---Multiple seating styles & adjustments
----Great accessories
---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill
---That's why MEN are dying to own one. Please send to the other luxurious Cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles!
....bro..no ofeense to yor thread but clearly, the battery in yor head gone flat..why wud u disrespect women like that?.. You looklike a test tube baby though! (no ofeense) lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 10:30pm On May 21, 2015
..TWACI gots one of those cute smiles though....the type! smiley
Romance › Re: What Is Your Take On This Year Miss Nairaland by MrCork: 10:24pm On May 21, 2015
MrsChima:
No. Let me see.
...sorry,too late for u to contest.... undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork:
agarawu23:
naijaboiy , mods don't reply mail,


sheun is only paying them for "ban" undecided

especially this romance section sad
...no ofeensse to yor picture profile but u where baseball cap like Ghana muss go refugee & then u write sentense grama witout coma or full stop....why shudunt they ban u?.. Goat! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:40pm On May 21, 2015
Lala247:
Mature convo he can deliver ..
Y u ask
...kaiii..see nyansh! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 7:36pm On May 21, 2015
...i juss had ice cream lolly ...... Yippppppy!!!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 5:05pm On May 21, 2015
.....yawwnnnnnn....i need ice cream! undecided

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