Art, Graphics & Video › Re: My Name Is Ibim Cookey,am 16 Years Old,plz Rate My Pencil Works by MrCork: 10:23am On May 21, 2015 |
cookey180: M pencil works ...nice one bro...I will find u a nice woman on Nairaland..take yor pick, Missclassy included!!  |
Celebrities › Re: Tyga Has Impregnated Kylie Jenner by MrCork: 9:56am On May 21, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]Omo yoruba. I didn't quote you, neither was I referring to you.
No human being has the right no matter what, to call another human being useless. That's absolute rubbish.
This is the definition of useless
1. Of no use; not serving the purpose or any purpose; unavailing or futile: It is useless to reason with him.
2. Without useful qualities; of no practical good:
3. Unserviceable, unusable
Now how does Kris jenner meet any of these criteria?[/color] ^^^^^DRACULA IS AWAKE...nairalands number 1 militant troublemaker.....guesswot..she attckin innocent people again callin them useless!!  |
Romance › Re: What Every Man Hates ... (true Story) by MrCork(op): 9:51am On May 21, 2015*. Modified: 10:15am On May 21, 2015 |
....THIS THREAD ONLY DIRECTED TOWARDS WE CAR OWNERS ONLY.......99.7% of u lots use OKADA and the remainin 2% of you people rely on trekking thousands of mile.......sorry!! (no ofeeense)  |
Romance › Re: What Every Man Hates ... (true Story) by MrCork(op): 9:47am On May 21, 2015 |
....where ris the love?  |
Romance › Re: What Every Man Hates ... (true Story) by MrCork(op): 9:46am On May 21, 2015 |
^^^^sorry guys,this thread is not for poor people...only those of us that can aford cars can relate......but we understand yor fustration....it ok to survive publick transport (no ofeense)  |
Romance › What Every Man Hates ... (true Story) by MrCork(op): 9:26am On May 21, 2015 |
...SCENERIO:... you are innocently speedin yor own car,minding yor business ...and suddenly, a female speeds pass you.
...why do we guys get very angry coz its so so so so so so so so disrespectful & how the heck are chicks supose to take men serious in this day & age when lookin for soul mate?..please advise??  |
Romance › Re: Is It True That Sucking Of Bosom Reduces Bosom Cancer? by MrCork: 7:30am On May 21, 2015 |
ibroauthen: Nope.... why can't u be nicer by saying emphatically? Call me dwarf instead Suck breast when u dy small, u no gree. Suck wen u dy big u still no want gree. Hope u dy see wetin deficiency of bosom sucking don dy cos u? ...bro u took yor profile picture standin on a table & u claim u not a midget....YOU ARE A MIDGET..BE PROUD!!  |
Romance › Re: Is It True That Sucking Of Bosom Reduces Bosom Cancer? by MrCork: 11:29pm On May 20, 2015 |
ibroauthen: I heard that sucking of bosom reduces the risk of bosom cancer. Why do the girls always play hard to get instead of clinging to any guy who approaches them for relationship abi them want die of bosom cancer? No mind me oo, just that today too dull ni oo ...bro...are you a midget? (no ofeense)  |
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Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by MrCork: 11:23pm On May 20, 2015 |
tohpahz: Evening dear.. Thanks for your vote.. Hope I'm getting it at the finals..  ..sweeery are u lightskin?  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 10:59pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]If I give a fvck about what you just typed, let me die. [/color] ^^^ther u go....attitude plus depression.....clearly she needs a man.. Ok don't worry,I will fix u up asap!(no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 {campaign Thread} by MrCork: 10:22pm On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]I have never voted you before so why are you always thanking me for voting you? [/color] ..missclassy..issit illegal for u to be nice & act like a lady for once...at list say somtin nice..... Please..Are u depressed?  |
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Romance › Re: He Is Yoruba But Wants To Marry An Igbo Lady: Please Advise Him by MrCork: 8:45pm On May 20, 2015 |
lalasticlala: A Nairalander sent me this mail. Let's help him with useful advice.
Below is the exact message, the way it came:
"Why Igbo Can't Marry Yoruba
Though we have been facing so many challenges about this before but we overcome it . they use to tell my lady, HE CAN"T MARRY U but when they all see how serious we are(Preparing for Traditional Marriage) then they came up with, IF HE MARRY U AFTER TWO KIDS HE WILL STILL MARRY HE"S TRIBE. I'm Yoruba guy while my lady is Igbo. What should i do but i love her, mean love her."
Please, if you have any useful and mature response to his message, don't hesitate to give him. Please no tribal bashings ooo. Thanks. He will be reading it.. ....bro are u the same person as onila & missclassy?  |
Romance › Re: Butts Trending,boobs Going Into Extinction by MrCork: 8:19pm On May 20, 2015 |
bettercreature: I was driving along Agindingbi area this evening and i nearly had an accident,the rate at which ladies flaunts butts this days are very alarming and dangerious for the young generation,gone are the days when ladies uses kuluso to grow big boobs though i never believe such is possible,in this century,ladies first priority is the butt which make them difficult to resist at work,church,or while driving,Liking big butts is more of a modern trend. Even an older woman can have big boobs but that doesn't mean she's sexy. However, an older woman can still be attractive even to young men if she maintains a good waist to hip ratio Do we need to start teaching our kids how to resist big butts? ....bro check out Rokiatu or mes chima & u will understand why all men prefa nyansh!  |
Romance › Re: Butts Trending,boobs Going Into Extinction by MrCork: 8:18pm On May 20, 2015 |
bettercreature: I was driving along Agindingbi area this evening and i nearly had an accident,the rate at which ladies flaunts butts this days are very alarming and dangerious for the young generation,gone are the days when ladies uses kuluso to grow big boobs though i never believe such is possible,in this century,ladies first priority is the butt which make them difficult to resist at work,church,or while driving,Liking big butts is more of a modern trend. Even an older woman can have big boobs but that doesn't mean she's sexy. However, an older woman can still be attractive even to young men if she maintains a good waist to hip ratio Do we need to start teaching our kids how to resist big butts? ....bro check out Rokiatu & u will understand why all men prefa nyansh!  |
Romance › Re: 12 Dangerous People To Marry by MrCork: 8:14pm On May 20, 2015 |
martynns: There are traits that some people cannot drop. It is like hoping that a right-handed spouse will one day become left-handed: a classical case of waiting for Godot! If you are looking for a wife or a husband, please be wary of these 12 groups of people. Those who can never apologise They would hurt you, annoy you, disappoint you, but would never apologise, because they believe that it would belittle and demean them. When you are wrong, you apologise to them, and when you are right, you still apologise to them, hoping that that they would change. But they never do. Soon you start to feel irritated and agitated. The love and respect you felt for them start to wear out. Those who can never say thank you Whatever you do for them, they are never grateful. They make statements like: "Why should I say thank you when you are just doing your duty?" Some would say that their gratitude is in their heart. So, do I have to open your heart to see the gratitude inside and get it? Ingratitude is an attitude that causes irritation, frustration and unhappiness. Such people also believe the world owes them a lot. They go around their activities with an entitlement mentality. They are difficult to please. Those who have excessive libido or inadequate libido Sexual intercourse is a very important factor in marriage, but when you have a spouse that needs it for breakfast, lunch and supper, it becomes difficult to have any peace in the family. Infidelity also knocks on the door. On the other hand, when you have a spouse that hates sex or thinks that sex should be an annual event undertaken during the wedding anniversary or birthday celebration, then you know that you have some real trouble in the house. Infidelity is also usually a challenge. Sexual problem is worsened by the fact that it is one topic that couples find difficult to discuss with even those who genuinely want to help resolve the marital rift. Men who think women are to be seen but not heard Some men still live in the 18th century, in spite of the depth of education they profess. It is true that marriage is not a zone for feminist crusade, but if a man has archaic views about women, then please avoid him like an Ebola patient. Watch out for statements like: "How can an ordinary woman want to be the CEO?" "How can a woman debate with men?" Women who believe they don't need a man in their life Such women believe that they are self-sufficient in all things. They have the I-don't-give-a-damn attitude. Men feel ill at ease when they are with women who don't allow a room in their lives for a man to fill. Such women find it difficult to express love. They always believe a man wants to dominate them. They are usually too defensive, too competitive, and too contentious. Men who relate with them usually feel frustrated. Such men always choose their words and actions carefully to avoid quarrels. That smothers affection and joy. Men who are looking for housemaids, not wives These are men who still live in the 15th century in this modern age. They have an archaic idea of what the role of wives is. They believe that women are only meant to cook, clean the house, bear children, and serve the men. They believe that when men talk, women just have to obey; when men talk, women must keep quiet. The man can keep mistresses, but the woman should keep quiet and not even be seen greeting a man. A woman should not work, should not step out of the house, and should not complain, whatever the man doles out to her. Those who can never trust anybody These are those who believe that everybody is an enemy. Everybody is filled with evil designs against them. They have an obsession with fear of people, including their spouse, that it is irritating. Once a spouse cannot be trusted, there can never be joy in the family. They see through every action. They believe that everybody has evil intentions. Those who have no respect for others People can mouth love, but without respect, a marriage can never be happy. Women who love to prove a point by insulting their husbands, or men who believe in treating their wives without dignity in the name of cutting their wives to size: such people make terrible marriage partners. Nothing kills marriages like disrespect. Women who see all men as competition that must not be given an inch Marriage is not a place for activism. A woman who sees a man as a competitor rather than a complement is a dangerous person to marry. When a man has to contend with a woman every minute, when a man is always too conscious of what to say or do to his wife, then there is a problem at home. Those who can't control their temper Hot-tempered people are dangerous. They can utter anything in anger. They can do things that they will regret for life. They can be violent. Their words can be venomous. They can put you in trouble. They are unpredictable. Those who cannot forgive Forgiveness makes us look superhuman. But there are those who cannot forgive, no matter the circumstances. Not only can they not forgive, they can also not forget. Because they can't forgive, they usually think of how to get revenge. Those who have not been weaned by their parents Age has little to do with maturity in marriage. Those who have not been "weaned" by their parents make poor marriage partners. They are full of "Mummy said", "Daddy said". They take every family discussion to their parents. They cannot do anything unless their parents approve. They allow their parents to run their homes in the name of showing respect. Those who are tied to the apron strings of their parents make marriage tasteless. Such spouses are a constant source of frustration and sadness. You will always be wrong in their sight. You will always be vilified. In summary, marriage is not a bed of roses. There is nobody without some faults or idiosyncrasies. But it is foolhardy to walk into a landmine with one's eyes open, praying and hoping that the explosive would not go off. To avoid heartaches, neither blind love nor desperation to get married should push a bachelor or spinster to jump into a marriage with someone who will cause nothing but pain, sadness, and sorrow. Marriage should not be treated as a game of Russian roulette.
Source>> http://www.firstclassnewsline.net/2015/05/firstclass-newsline-special12-dangerous.html ...5000 word wit no paragraph,coma or full stop...and then u wonda why u cant find woman.. Humpty dumty (no ofeense)  |
Romance › Re: Romance by MrCork: 7:35pm On May 20, 2015 |
dechandel:
 ..^^^ther u go..a sweet lady...unlike that village chick called missclassy!  |
Romance › Re: Romance by MrCork: 7:25pm On May 20, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 4:51pm On May 20, 2015 |
...ok ladies...who want fight wrestling with me??......... PIN me 123 and you win my £28,000 (Cash) Range Rover Spot!  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by MrCork: 4:47pm On May 20, 2015 |
.....OK ladies by the way I have things for the winner of Miss Naiaraland:
1. Am gooono give away my £28,000 (cash) Range Rover Spot for free (I swaaaaar) 
2. And then, am goooono trek from London Pekam through Machester to Lagos Nigeria!! (I double swaaaar)  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by MrCork: 4:41pm On May 20, 2015 |
[quote author= post=33908912]We're here.  The Semi-finals of the biggest and most prestigious Contest on Nairaland. We started with 15 beautiful ladies and now we're left with just 9. We'll be selecting our finalists and we can't make the selection without your votes. Dygeasy To enable you make a decision on whom to vote for, the profiles and photos of these girls will be seen as you scroll down your screen. I remain your host DYGEASY.  [/quote] ...hmmmm...Mr Dygeasy..bro are u sure aint datin any of this contestants?...hmmmm.. who?  |
Romance › Re: Romance by MrCork: 3:17pm On May 20, 2015 |
lurlah2014: what do you feel like doing right now ..ask u or TWACI or NNEKA123 or missclassy or Rokiatu or Chiam55 or DrAify or Dechandel or Aminat508 to kindly sit on my lap for only 1 hour!!  |
Romance › Re: The Power Of Bleaching(pic) by MrCork: 2:13pm On May 20, 2015 |
onosprince: Check this out guys ^^^^very inteligent Somali guy!!!  |
Romance › Re: How Much Is Your Love Worth? by MrCork: 2:10pm On May 20, 2015 |
Lala247: You cant put worth on love  ...OOOOOoooo...you you do? THANKS.. I love me too!!  |
Events › Re: Happy Birthday Mzlaurel! by MrCork: 12:56pm On May 20, 2015 |
Pinkfeet1: Happy Birthday cool and beautiful MzLaurel! I wish you long life and prosperity.
Have fun.  
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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday Vjsmiles!! by MrCork: 12:51pm On May 20, 2015 |
ivyy: [size=14pt] here's wishing a great friend with a big heart a very big Happy birthday!!!
On this great day, I wish you nothing but the best, I wish that all that your heart desires comes through for you and that you continue to soar only higher and higher n higher
There shall be no limit to to the greatness you can achieve. So, long life in good health, wealth and prosperity to you ! in JESUS name- Amen.
Cheers hun!!!!!!!!!!!  Kingtom
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by MrCork: 11:59am On May 20, 2015 |
Tashaamania:
 ...errmm sweery..plis be careful & stay far far far away from missclassy.....she has multiple personallity &s she will scratch yor face....she hates beauuriful ladies like u!  |
Romance › Re: Are There Any Single Ladies Left? by MrCork: 9:46am On May 20, 2015 |
Cutehector: if I hear say I ask missclasy... I rather die single if thr wr no women left in ds world... I just dislike her.. ...yea bro..true talk...everybody dislikes missclassy.... I suspects she needs a man though. & to be honest, I will try and hook her up. Millions of single guys on nairaland for her  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by MrCork: 8:38am On May 20, 2015 |
gabazin080: see who is talking. y u no use ur pix if u fyn reach her ...bro..missclassy smokes weed ...she always in a militant mood!  |
Romance › Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by MrCork: 8:34am On May 20, 2015 |
missclasssy: [color=#000050]Why are you thanking me? I never voted you.[/color] ^^^^ther u go..DRACULA IS AWAKE...nairaland,s number 1 feminist Homebase trouble maker!!  |