₦airaland Forum

Lothario:
I don't know what ur problem is but I know you have a problem I won't answer u anymore

Lothario:
you are nothing more than a trouble prancing modafucker

Lothario:
I am not gay what's ur problem aaaah!!!

princejenks:
Why do ladies fear to use the toilet bowl? I noticed a number of ladies i've invited over to my end, usually choose to use the bathroom instead of the toilet when they want to pee or poo. I have the toilet cleaned every week and disinfected,and there's always water to flush, yet they avoid it for the bathroom. A particular lady really tested my patience when i had her over for three months cos she was doing her IT close to my end. She wouldn't use the toilet when she wants to poo,instead she would do the shit business in a nylon and then drop it in the trash can. The day i discovered this,i gave her the insult of her life,cos i thought guys weren't supposed to see that? What's the big deal if she disinfected the toilet bowl each time she wants to use it rather than the method she adopted? Also, some ladies i have visited usually have a container in their room which they pee into at night cos their toilets are located outside their rooms though within their floors,why do they do this?

Lothario:
yes u lie, am not gay is it because I look friendly that makes me gay

geniushood:
For 21-year-old Ijeoma Rita Onyemaechi, the present Most Beautiful Face in Nigeria, life is beau...

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geniushood:
For 21-year-old Ijeoma Rita Onyemaechi, the present Most Beautiful Face in Nigeria, life is beau...

http://www.247nobs.com/2015/02/guyz-meet-lady-with-most-beautiful-face.html

pretydiva:
i will only quote you,when you improve in your spellings

pretydiva:
This event happened in my street this afternoon. I was in my room browsing with my phone when I heard people shouting outside. At first I didn't want to go out, but when the shouting increased I had to go outside to see what was happening.

My mom and I rushed outside to catch a glimpse of what was happening. At first we heard a guy tried to kidnap a girl in the church. Fortunately my mom saw the child's elder brother and she made inquiry to know if the guy was caught and the child rescued, that was when we heard the shocker of our life.

The brother told us that it wasn't a kidnapping case,but instead a fellow guy who also attend the same church with them was caught having carnal knowledge of his sister right inside the church. It was the proprietor of the school opposite the church that caught him in the act. The most annoying part was that the guy was releasing right inside the child when he was caught and he showed no sign of remorse. When the little child was interrogated, she said today wasn't the first time it started, that they even had s*x with her yesterday which was Sunday. I had to go very close to the church to catch a glimpse of the guy. I was indeed very shock when I saw the matured guy that defiled this little girl.

The child's parent were later alerted and the father came with some policemen and took the guy away. But before they left,one of the policemen asked the guy how many of them were involved. The guy confessed that it was his elder brother that started having carnal knowledge of the child before he followed suit. Him and his elder brother were later taking away.

Now my question here is who should be blamed. Is it the guy for having carnal knowledge of d child, or the child for not reporting such act to her mother,or the mother who wasn't so observant as to notice what was happening to her child?

simpleseyi:
Your hatred for Islam is leading you to early grave. I think the pae-dophile is taking after the Catholic priest child abusers

Lothario:
am not gay! what's makes you think am gay

pretydiva:
i will only quote you,when you improve in your spellings

pretydiva:
i will ignore u

sulexcraig:
I catch myself smiling today without a source before i realise i am thinking about a gorgeous diva i just fell in love with on nairaland and with God by my side i hope too meet her someday,for quite sometimes have being following her but it seem she was indeed incredible in my idealogy so here is my little message too her

Love at first sight!
In the pool of passion,
I wish to be with the right path of my desire,
Am incompleted since the first day,
Someone posses my other part,
I danced too the tune of the love have never encounter.
I can not stop thinking about you.


The first day i set my eyes on you,you changed my World,the passion of a great affection culture my heart,you seem like an heaven sent too my life.
You are pretty than anything have ever set my eyes upon since my existence,you are filled with the ornament of beauty,you are gorgeous than life itself too me.Your smile is uncontrollable too my life.
Am charm and trapped in your den,i can nt go on without you.I want too be the only one in your life.
Is hard too pour out my feelings too you,but not any longer I LOVE YOU!
Marieolae if you can hear me there is an ill heart here that can only be heal by your love therapy i know ur heart cares nd you would nt appreciate a life loss....
If you would nt mind too drop me ur number maybe i can talk with you more mature i will be solely free from your web of beauty
Sulexcraig.....Olaonipekun
All critics and insult are welcome!!!

Lothario:
You've seen it done in the movies and probably even in public — the French kiss, a timeless and passionate gesture of romantic affection where partners kiss while using their tongues. Whether you live in Paris, France or Paris, Texas, you can learn how to kiss like the French do without an
embarrassing faux pas! If you want to know how to French kiss follow the steps below

1 Keep your mouth in a kissable position: Pucker just a little. Push your lips forward slightly, so that you feel the slightest hint of muscle tension around
them. Open your mouth slightly. Instead of
aggressively going in for a fully open mouthed kiss at first, keep your lips just barely parted enough that a tongue could slip between them.

2 Lightly brush your lips over the other person's: Keep your movements slow. A lot of quick, light kisses don't have the same level of sexiness as a barely-restrained build in tension. Act like you have all the time in the world—the kiss will speed up soon enough

3 Test the waters: Open your mouth more widely.
Offering unrestricted access invites the other person to make the first tentative tongue contact.
Lock lips, so that the other person's lower lip is between your two lips. Then, lightly sweep the tip of your tongue over the lower lip. Do one smooth, swift motion so that the contact lasts for less than a second. If he or she is interested, they'll
reciprocate. Know when to pull back. If you've tried
both of the above techniques and your partner hasn't responded, simply leave it alone until next time and focus on regular kissing. Avoid making a big deal of it, or guilting him or her.

4 Explore with your tongue: Stay playful. "Tag" the other person's tongue lightly and retreat back, inviting him or her to make the next move.
Tongues are loaded with nerve endings, and the mere act of touching your partner's tongue with your own will be very pleasant. Don't go too deep jamming your tongue down the other person's throat is a big turn-off. Stay shallow and light
at first. See how far your partner wants to go, and follow suit

5 Breathe: Take small breaths through your nose
as you kiss. Don't be afraid to take a break. If you
do it right, it can still be an intimate and sexy moment. Pull back slightly so that your foreheads are still touching, make eye contact, and smile.
As you and your partner grow comfortable with the kiss, you can try breathing through your mouth a little sharing breaths as well can be romantic
(but not everybody likes it)

Lothario:
You've seen it done in the movies and probably even in public — the French kiss, a timeless and passionate gesture of romantic affection where partners kiss while using their tongues. Whether you live in Paris, France or Paris, Texas, you can learn how to kiss like the French do without an
embarrassing faux pas! If you want to know how to French kiss follow the steps below

1 Keep your mouth in a kissable position: Pucker just a little. Push your lips forward slightly, so that you feel the slightest hint of muscle tension around
them. Open your mouth slightly. Instead of
aggressively going in for a fully open mouthed kiss at first, keep your lips just barely parted enough that a tongue could slip between them.

2 Lightly brush your lips over the other person's: Keep your movements slow. A lot of quick, light kisses don't have the same level of sexiness as a barely-restrained build in tension. Act like you have all the time in the world—the kiss will speed up soon enough

3 Test the waters: Open your mouth more widely.
Offering unrestricted access invites the other person to make the first tentative tongue contact.
Lock lips, so that the other person's lower lip is between your two lips. Then, lightly sweep the tip of your tongue over the lower lip. Do one smooth, swift motion so that the contact lasts for less than a second. If he or she is interested, they'll
reciprocate. Know when to pull back. If you've tried
both of the above techniques and your partner hasn't responded, simply leave it alone until next time and focus on regular kissing. Avoid making a big deal of it, or guilting him or her.

4 Explore with your tongue: Stay playful. "Tag" the other person's tongue lightly and retreat back, inviting him or her to make the next move.
Tongues are loaded with nerve endings, and the mere act of touching your partner's tongue with your own will be very pleasant. Don't go too deep jamming your tongue down the other person's throat is a big turn-off. Stay shallow and light
at first. See how far your partner wants to go, and follow suit

5 Breathe: Take small breaths through your nose
as you kiss. Don't be afraid to take a break. If you
do it right, it can still be an intimate and sexy moment. Pull back slightly so that your foreheads are still touching, make eye contact, and smile.
As you and your partner grow comfortable with the kiss, you can try breathing through your mouth a little sharing breaths as well can be romantic
(but not everybody likes it)

uchemummy:
Carrot and cabbage

uchemummy:
Pics first. Brb

klem93:
Music star Davido was spotted with Nigerian businessman and CEO of Forte Oil, Femi Otedola recently but now we can confirm that the HKN Music front-man has inked a lucrative deal with the Forte Oil worth between 80 and 100 million Naira.

Davido is the second celebrity and artiste to be signed by the company following Tiwa Savage in 2014. Davido who recently released a new single titled “The Sound” with a music video posted a photo on Instagram last week with Femi Otedola and captioned it “F.O x O.B.O 2015″.

Davido’s sophomore album is expected to hit stores in May. http://tooxclusive.com/news/exclusive-davido-bags-multi-million-naira-endorsement-deal-with-forte-oil/

lalasticlala:
Creative photographer, Kelechi Amadi-Obi shared the pic of 2Baba enjoying himself on instagram....



https://instagram.com/p/zbxW96RH6k/

pretydiva:
This event happened in my street this afternoon. I was in my room browsing with my phone when I heard people shouting outside. At first I didn't want to go out, but when the shouting increased I had to go outside to see what was happening.

My mom and I rushed outside to catch a glimpse of what was happening. At first we heard a guy tried to kidnap a girl in the church. Fortunately my mom saw the child's elder brother and she made inquiry to know if the guy was caught and the child rescued, that was when we heard the shocker of our life.

The brother told us that it wasn't a kidnapping case,but instead a fellow guy who also attend the same church with them was caught having carnal knowledge of his sister right inside the church. It was the proprietor of the school opposite the church that caught him in the act. The most annoying part was that the guy was releasing right inside the child when he was caught and he showed no sign of remorse. When the little child was interrogated, she said today wasn't the first time it started, that they even had s*x with her yesterday which was Sunday. I had to go very close to the church to catch a glimpse of the guy. I was indeed very shock when I saw the matured guy that defiled this little girl.

The child's parent were later alerted and the father came with some policemen and took the guy away. But before they left,one of the policemen asked the guy how many of them were involved. The guy confessed that it was his elder brother that started having carnal knowledge of the child before he followed suit. Him and his elder brother were later taking away.

Now my question here is who should be blamed. Is it the guy for having carnal knowledge of d child, or the child for not reporting such act to her mother,or the mother who wasn't so observant as to notice what was happening to her child?

pbs4real:
is dah wat u do 4 living?c'mon dawg! U smarter dan dat. .

pbs4real:
jez mk sure it starts and end dre. .dnt bring it dwn 2 naija. .guy na 14yrs u tk dey joke so. . I wil personally accompany u to jail. .

JohnPortar:
Missjenna, You don't know me but I have been a secret admirer. I just love intelligent ladies and u've never disappointed me.

I know girls hardly respond to such threads but u have to come here please. My heart bleeds for u

I may not be good in the game of wooing but I believe a girl of your class won't have a problem teaching me.

All I need for a start now is your BBM pin. You can also add me on 25D33720

To the guys, don't ask me to send PM, cos I believe this is more effective.

Looking forward to your reply which I trust will be positive.


Future Mrs. Portar ( Our Children will be Smart and Beautiful)

JohnPortar:
Missjenna, You don't know me but I have been a secret admirer. I just love intelligent ladies and u've never disappointed me.

I know girls hardly respond to such threads but u have to come here please. My heart bleeds for u

I may not be good in the game of wooing but I believe a girl of your class won't have a problem teaching me.

All I need for a start now is your BBM pin. You can also add me on 25D33720

To the guys, don't ask me to send PM, cos I believe this is more effective.

Looking forward to your reply which I trust will be positive.


Future Mrs. Portar ( Our Children will be Smart and Beautiful)

pbs4real:
gat 2yrs us visa dawg!u mk me lauf. ,visa isnt ma prob. .dnt even try knwing me cos i detest ur personality(homo) pls repent and turn a new leaf b4 its 2 late. .

pbs4real:
i was in north london as wel last 2yrs,came 4 trialz. . .am preparing to go bk soonest. .