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Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 7:37pm On Feb 23, 2015
pbs4real:
bitch wat is nt gud isnt gud. . Why wld u support Homo in d first place?its against ma doctrine. . Capish?
....bro I hav notin against homo people..ther is a reason why UK is a developed country and why Nigeria is a 3rd World country & still 50 yers behind (history).

...What givs any of u homebased mofos to tell a adult not to sleep with another adult?...huh? ...u don't like wot u see then CLOSE YA GADEMMMM EYES (no oofeinse)
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 7:33pm On Feb 23, 2015
pbs4real:
even if u a GAY doz dt mean u shld mk it public. .guy if i catch i wil personally hand u over to the authorities. .. . .bt meanwhile i stil pity wat u dnt knw. .
...Yor Nigerian authories that cannot afford 3 sqare meal a day??...bro..seriously... u will get arrested for time wastin...eddddiot.

...Well, the only good thing that came outter yor mouth so far today is a pen^^nnn^^iss.... Bro..U shud be proud representin G@y people in that Nigeria (no oofeinse)
wink
Jokes Etc › Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:22pm On Feb 23, 2015
Samiceman:
I have a girl as pretty as Rihanna, but she's dark skinned... Interested?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 7:21pm On Feb 23, 2015
pbs4real:
lolz. .u fink dis is a place 2 excercise ur stupidity. .my friend go and play wit sand. . .*nturmate*
..B!tch plse calm down coz no nid for violence...Muss u people always act like home base Nigerians? ..serrriously...is it illegal to be civilised in that Country?...You home base people mennnn!!! undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:05pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:
Chisos shocked

Then it must be your baby now. Congrats!
#OffTheHook
....of which hook??......bro I didn't pour inside....NADA....U berrra get back and start preparing to be a daddy!! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 7:02pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:
Yeah very..you know the girl?
...yep...I think we Nyanshed 3 week ago..nice babe! smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: I Impregnated My Girlfriend's Step Sister (advice Needed) by MrCork: 6:59pm On Feb 23, 2015
Bigpotato:
I love my girlfriend so much that it hurts me..right here in my heart. I never planned of having an affair with any other woman at all. Last week, I went to visit her but she wasn't at home. Her step sister, Nkiru, told me to wait for her instead of going back to my place. I agreed.

Few minutes later, she called me to help take cornflakes and vegetable from the upper counter claiming that she was hungry. She was putting on only a long sleeve, as she stretches I could easily see her puss.y but I had to play blind. As I was trying to help out, she started rubbing her bre..asf against my back, I turned..we started kissing..carried her to her room and made love to her.

She called me few hours ago that she's pregnant

I think I'm in love with her now. Have a relationship with her and her sister or cover up the se.x and move on?

Topic was composed by a close friend..not me. @Ishilove
....iz she light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Guys Only by MrCork: 5:39pm On Feb 23, 2015
mirenda:
angry
...you fine? undecided
Romance › Re: Guys Only by MrCork: 5:22pm On Feb 23, 2015
Funkychic:
Guys, be honest here please...
What would you do when you want to get laid of your girlfriend or "a flirt" and you found out that she was wearing Nyash (artificial buttock) huh
angry
Family › Re: See What This Wife Did To Her Husband(pic) by MrCork: 5:09pm On Feb 23, 2015
missjenna <<< this is the kinda females encuragin women to this respect men .... and then we say its ok to slap women for this respectin us..u people start protestin liek village farmers carryiin bow & arrow!! (no oofeinse) angry
Family › Re: See What This Wife Did To Her Husband(pic) by MrCork: 5:07pm On Feb 23, 2015
missjenna:
I must say I admire the creativity of the wife.
When other women would have started making unnecessary fights and quarrels with the husband, she just came up with this brilliant idea.

Now this is maturity

But she shouldn't be the one to serve him the food. If not, her beating will not be here oogringrin
...see yor Ghana head like Guinea fowl....and then u say u cant find man on Nairaland..GOAT!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 4:53pm On Feb 23, 2015
pbs4real:
dawg! I pity wat u dnt knw. . .
...bro I didn't call u a edddiot coz I dislike u..i called u an eddddiot coz I waz jus decribin u... do I make sence?..eeeedddiot? (no oofeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 3:28pm On Feb 23, 2015
pbs4real:
by dre statement we shal knw them.....*SITED*
...DRE??.....bro u sound like one of those bush home base Nigerian rappers.. Goat! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 2:14pm On Feb 23, 2015
...we call u homebase Nigerians G@y b!tches for only one reason: ..what give u Homebase B!tches the right to tell a adult not to sleep wit another adult??....U don't like wot u see then close yor gaddeeem yellow eyes.. Pirrioddd!! (no oofense) embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 2:11pm On Feb 23, 2015
DinoAnnberry:
Sport another guy over here. Sup gay?. grin
...Bro u home base guys act like B!tches in that Nigeria....we wunt call u people B!tches but G@y B!Tches. I say that simply becuz u worry over notin and this automatically maes u what we call G@y B!tches hear in London.

..bro do I make sence? (no oofeinse)
smiley
Romance › Re: Guys Can You Date A Single Mother? by MrCork: 1:49pm On Feb 23, 2015
Osahon7:
can you?
...bro they the best....truss me...No stress!!! wink
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:47pm On Feb 23, 2015
LadyX:
This is like telling someone, "You'll only prove that a cobra is poisonous if it bites and you start feeling pain and the place swells."

It's good to recognise the signs and take precaution.
..sweery so u don't tink its right for Guy to slap u?..how so? angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:46pm On Feb 23, 2015
kika23:
My sweerry, I trust you my darling wink

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss kiss
kiss kiss
kiss

Just for you my sweery wink
...I think u juss made ma *Kondo* standup...thanks! angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:44pm On Feb 23, 2015
LewisO:
Ladyx well put and nice post, u must be a very intelligent lady, i deduce to your post, why can't u go into cancelling? U can make it there.

*Thumb up*
****cancelling** this is wot u people callit ther in Nigeria? **cancelling** cancel who? I take it LewisO from the village (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:39pm On Feb 23, 2015
LewisO:
Ladyx well put and nice post, u must be a very intelligent lady, i deduce to your post, why can't u go into cancelling? U can make it there.

*Thumb up*
angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:38pm On Feb 23, 2015
LadyX:
No you don't make sense! Don't encourage guys to slap their partners! huh
.;...Slapin ois OK as looong as the guy don't punch her......u slap them coz u want to prove yor love so they can change their behaviour and they don't cheat on u....sweeery..do I make sence? angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:35pm On Feb 23, 2015
...Slapin woman is ok but Punchin is totally wrong ....pirrriod!! angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:34pm On Feb 23, 2015
LadyX:
huh it's wrong. Who slaps the man when he makes a mistake? undecided
.. which wrong?? how?....Sweery don't gerrrit. Its the man that slaps and not other way round....do I make sence? angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:31pm On Feb 23, 2015
kika23:
So you would slap me? cry
....YOU??...Ma future wifey??...F*** NO...Never ever ever HELL Mother F******kin NO..

...sweery u are different... You are light skin!!!
wink
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:25pm On Feb 23, 2015
LadyX:
1. If he's not proud of you
He might feel like you are some kind of *embarrassment* to him. He might also resent you because he'll feel that people look down upon him because of you.

2. If he's possessive
He sees you as one of his belongings, so if feels threatened (like someone might snatch you away from him) he might beat to protect his territory.

3. If he's a mama's boy
He might beat because his mum comes first & he'll see you as trying to break that bond.

4. If he's a flirt
He'll beat because you'll try to put him in line and he'll take it for you trying to control his life.

5. If he's insecure
He feels that he might lose you any time, so you'll find yourselves quarreling over "Who called you?", "Who did you stop to greet?" etc. This might lead to beating.

6. If he's a drunk
When he knocks and you go to open the door, you might receive a punch...Alcohol has a way of interferring with someone's reasoning capacity. That's why when someone is drunk, they can give even their deepest secret.

7. If he uses drugs (Cocaine, heroine, etc). The explanation is same as above.

8. If he gets angry easily/he's highly temperamental
When you are angry you can do crazy things, which include beating. Some people know how to control their anger, but others don't.

9. If he's a chauvinist
He has prejudice against women. He sees them as inferior beings who have no say. If you try to challenge his beliefs/the status quo, he might beat you.

10. If he's a masochist
A masochist is someone who obtains pleasure from receiving punishment. He might transfer that to you thinking that you'll also like it.

These guys are our brothers and will marry one day. What advice can you give to a lady whose partner is apotential *beater* (especially when leaving is not an option)?
...notin wrong with slapin woman...serrriously...how else are a real man sopose to get respect except u g@y....and acordin to opion poll....all men belifs all women shud be kept in line...pirrriod!!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Signs Of A Potential Wife-Beater by MrCork: 1:23pm On Feb 23, 2015
LadyX:
1. If he's not proud of you
He might feel like you are some kind of *embarrassment* to him. He might also resent you because he'll feel that people look down upon him because of you.

2. If he's possessive
He sees you as one of his belongings, so if feels threatened (like someone might snatch you away from him) he might beat to protect his territory.

3. If he's a mama's boy
He might beat because his mum comes first & he'll see you as trying to break that bond.

4. If he's a flirt
He'll beat because you'll try to put him in line and he'll take it for you trying to control his life.

5. If he's insecure
He feels that he might lose you any time, so you'll find yourselves quarreling over "Who called you?", "Who did you stop to greet?" etc. This might lead to beating.

6. If he's a drunk
When he knocks and you go to open the door, you might receive a punch...Alcohol has a way of interferring with someone's reasoning capacity. That's why when someone is drunk, they can give even their deepest secret.

7. If he uses drugs (Cocaine, heroine, etc). The explanation is same as above.

8. If he gets angry easily/he's highly temperamental
When you are angry you can do crazy things, which include beating. Some people know how to control their anger, but others don't.

9. If he's a chauvinist
He has prejudice against women. He sees them as inferior beings who have no say. If you try to challenge his beliefs/the status quo, he might beat you.

10. If he's a masochist
A masochist is someone who obtains pleasure from receiving punishment. He might transfer that to you thinking that you'll also like it.

These guys are our brothers and will marry one day. What advice can you give to a lady whose partner is apotential *beater* (especially when leaving is not an option)?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Finally Reveals He Is Gay? by MrCork: 1:21pm On Feb 23, 2015
faroukfahima:
Denrele tweets about being gay, does this hint that he is coming out of the closet.

Popular Channel O VJ, Denrele Edun might jut have revealed that he is gay.

In a Twitter interview with Kimani Off air on February 22, 2015, Denrele who is known for his eccentric crazy personality was asked if he was gay.

https://www.forumspotz.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/denrele.png

The wild haired media personality whose sexual orientation is questioned by many often refers to himself as a sexual outlaw and replied the question as to if he is gay saying "Being gay is a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it!".

Sometime last week there were allegations that he was in a romantic relationship with artiste May Shua but he shut them down.

Does the tweet mean that has finally spilled the beans about his sexual orientation, after saying in an interview not long ago that he can never change anything about him for a woman?

https://twitter.com/denrele_edun
...you bush bak words people in that Nigerian shud be proud u hav a G@y role model .....you don't like them ,,CLOSE YOR EYES....no wonda that country will allways be 50 yers behind (no oofeine) angry
Celebrities › Re: Fans Attack Basket Mouth For 'insulting' Nigerians On Facebook. (see Pics...) by MrCork: 11:43pm On Feb 22, 2015
Editor1:
Basket Mouth might have cracked a joke...but trust Nigerians, dey tot it dia own way and they took him to the cleaners. They blasted him for calling Nigerians 'poor beggars'.

See for urself and be the judge...
....Basket mouth dint say anytin wrong.....Home base people are natsurally use to beggin ...u don't belif me then travel tru a Nigeria air port...we don't do such S*** hear in London! (no oofeinse) angry
Politics › Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by MrCork: 8:08pm On Feb 22, 2015
elantraceey:
*yawns*
...sweeery am from London...so u telln me if I take of ma shirt...u wil not jump on me??...u tink u all that? ....You Ghana chicks mennnn.. Goat! undecided
Politics › Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by MrCork: 7:29pm On Feb 22, 2015
elantraceey:
Ain't you tired of saying that undecided
....sweeery..juss in case u ask about ma £28,000 (cash) Range ROver spot and that am from London Peckam and that I have moiney...and since u ask about my pound sterlin....I take kit u nevar been to London in yor life..Correct! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:23pm On Feb 22, 2015
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:17pm On Feb 22, 2015
...OR THIS?? wink

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