Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 7:14pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
.....Guys, serrriously...... this?? 
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Politics › Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by MrCork: 7:04pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
elantraceey: You wish  ^^^^attitude...and then they complian they cant find man on nairaland!  |
Politics › Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by MrCork: 5:19pm On Feb 22, 2015 |
elantraceey: Is this what you've made yourself to believe?  ...sweery am a Londoner & I hav moiney and to be honest...I can get my woman I want includdinn u (no ofeeense )  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 10:20pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette: Dude.. Make a lady happy first o... ...22hour a day on nairaland and u still lookin for man......madam don't u giv up?...ever?  |
Romance › Re: Serrrious Question to all females? by MrCork(op): 9:45pm On Feb 21, 2015*. Modified: 2:12pm On Dec 13, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Agbani Darego Looks Adorable In New Photos by MrCork: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Pals Please Teach Me Hw To Send And Read Mail On Nairaland by MrCork: 8:22pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Saimeritus: some1 sent me a mail and I can't open it. please teach me pals ...bro......klassiquette send the mail....she loookin for husband on nairaland..truss me!  |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Engagement Ceremony. by MrCork: 8:16pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
Blackett: Congrats bro. . . Your wife is pretty.  |
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Engagement Ceremony. by MrCork: 8:16pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: [ Photos] The Reason Why People Dont Want To Be Michelle Of Destiny's Child by MrCork: 7:56pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
jiggaz: lol u no well. We gat Ini Edo, Genevieve Nnaji, Queen Nwokoye and they are all dark skinned & stunning!! lol ...thise uglly mofo....brother u mean to tell me u people don't hav light skin females in that Nigeria??....and u expect us Londoners to come bak home and settle? ...F*** NO!! (FOGERRRRRIT)  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:48pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette: Even my granny that stopped at primary school writes better than you do ...keep hatin...the fact remains that I drives a £28,000 range rover spot, I hav moiney & hav a 17inches looong Kondo and I can get any females I want including you!!  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:46pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:45pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
...anyways, back to the thread b4 rudly interrupted by that Ghana girl....Wifey material cannot be found on nairaland coz all black men prefer white women coz they never giv us stress and all men agree wit this finding  |
Romance › Re: I Found Out My Girlfriend Was Born A Transgender!! by MrCork: 5:43pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
tizz04: I have been dating my girlfriend for close to a year and six months now...we have a very good and stable relationship...the problem is that my girlfriend is a transgender and she was a male at birth but (she went for a surgery in the states and changed her sexual status) now a female..she only opened up to me on monday cause I was about proposing and right now am very confused pls I need ur sincere advice right now pls...!! www.georgelawani..com ...bro u shud be proud to be G@y coz u a role model to g@y men & its no big deal...be proud bro!  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:39pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette: Try using a dictionary next time ...I drives a £28,000 (cash) Range rover spot, am from London, have 17inches looong kondo & from Pekam......what thehec do I nid dictionary for?.....I neeed to find u a man quick...LIKE TODAY!!  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:36pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette: Dude go to hell and Bleep the SHE DEVIL ... I don't do big condos and tiny brain ....Muss is always get vex coz I hav a 17inches looong Kondo & drive a £28,000 (cash) range rover spot??....is it ma fault u don't hav moiney or is it ma fault u not aproochable to men??....jeeeez!!  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:26pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette: Had a chat with a friend and he gave me some characteristics of his dream woman... What shocked me most was the point he laid emphasis that she must be great in bed or get a divorce... Now guys I believe everyone has his own scale of preference.#smiles# ... Help some sisters out and help me too. WHAT'S YOUR PERCEPTION OF A WIFE MATERIAL?[ ..klassiquette (Onila)...clearly No man on nairaland is goin to take u as wifey Material coz u create treads outter boredom....pls r we clear on that & do I make sence??  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:23pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette: You can't compare my threads with yours Mr ... Nothing worth going through... Try being smart in your next life ...ma Kondo is 17inches looong...this is an achement....Goat!!  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:14pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
.klassiquette (ONILA) <<<< nevar gives up...I bet on ma £28,000 (cash) range rover spot that she goin to create another thread in the next 10 minute. & she gets on our nerve.....u don't belif me??....Juss watch!! (Count down begins:..10, 9, 8, 7....)  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 5:12pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette: First of all you're a sucked up dude with absolutely nothing to offer Secondly you disgust me... And I'll appreciate you zoom off my trails Thirdly stop bragging you're based in the UK and drive a car of £28,000 it only works on street girls as much as I know your either based in ojuelegba, surulere or warri Lastly if my thread hurt ya eyes look the other way and scroll past it I don't need YOU to comment or even quote ...*STORY*....ONILA....JUSS STOP CREATIN 30 THREAD A DAY....WE BORED FEDDDUP OF U....PLS STOP FOR CRIST SAKE..STOP!!!!!  |
Family › Re: Hillarious! Satisfy Us In Bed Or Face Mass Divorce - Kaduna women protest by MrCork: 4:58pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
...we cant even sport a single light skin female in that crowd..how .Sad!  |
Family › Re: Hillarious! Satisfy Us In Bed Or Face Mass Divorce - Kaduna women protest by MrCork: 4:57pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
GlorifiedTunde: A group of women from the Rido community in Kaduna State, took to the streets on Wednesday, February 19, 2015 to publicly complain about their husband’s sexual weakness, asking that they start performing their matrimonial duties or face mass divorce.
The women, who were assembled at the NDA Junction in the state capital, blamed the Kaduna Refining and Petrochemical Company (KRPC) for their husband’s inability to perform as a result of the chemical waste and fumes from the company into their environment.
Speaking to newsmen during the protest, some of the married women complained bitterly that some of the men in the Mararaba Rido community were impotent due to the toxic waste from the KRPC.
They revealed that their husbands suffer weak erection and infertility, while the women suffer miscarriage and other health complications.
A married woman, Jummai Isaac, 27, said she has not taken in since she got married in the year 2000.
“I haven’t conceived since I got married in the last fourteen years, and doctors have, on several occasions, confirmed to me absence of any known cause of inability to get pregnant.
Initially, doctors thought I had fibroid in my womb, but after several scans and some medical tests, they dispelled that notion.”
However, a community leader, Mohammed Bashar, explained that, “Most of the complaints could be associated with secondary infertility, because victims have, in the past, given birth to children before they suddenly stopped.
There was widespread belief that smoke and poisonous gases emitted from the refinery have reproductive health effect on people living in the area, but no medical report has confirmed the allegation due to inability of villagers to seek comprehensive medical tests, perhaps owing to lack of awareness and poverty.
SOURCE : http://www.thetrentonline.com/satisfy-us-bed-face-mass-divorce-kaduna-women-protest-husbands/ ...if tjise are the kinda of rass women u people hav in that Nigeria...truss me...we Londoners aint comin bak home..FOGERRRIT!!  |
Celebrities › Re: List Of Top 10 Comedians In Nigeria by MrCork: 4:55pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
zick19: Laughter they say is a good medicine, isn't that true? At times, you might find yourself in a melancholic mood but i bet you when you watch these guys perform, you will surely laugh out your sorrow. Here are my list of the top 10 comedians in Nigeria:
10 Alibaba: Ali Baba’s real name is Alibaba Akporobome and he is popularly called the Grand Comedian of the Federal Republic (GCFR), a title he carved out for himself as not only the Father of all Comedians but the best in his field. Ali Baba is said to be the very man who invented the concept of Stand Up Comedy in Nigerian History. This great feats has taken him inside Aso Rock as he no longer crack jokes for the masses as it were but for top Shots. He is also an Event pioneer and MC for most top celebrations in Nigeria; ranging from the Presidency to other Political figures in and outside the country.
9 ulius Agwu: Julius is one of the few comedians with a future to serve their state. Julius Agwu has also carved a niche for himself in the Comedy sphere. He goes by the nickname “Julius d’ Genius” He also delves in to music with his very brand called “Reel Liaf Band” He has also notified his intentions to be the next Governor of his state after the people of Rivers “verbally told him to”
8 Saka: hehehe.... Yerr. You all remember Uncle Saka. Ok, he was the former Etisalat Ambassador that port to MTN in a whooping N20million deal. He sand the song “I Don Port go MTN” that left many Etisalat fans devastated as to why their Icon would PORT to MTN. lol. Etisalat is yet to recover from this action. Uncle Saka unlike the other listed Comedians is not a stand-up Comedian but in his very way happens to be one of the favorite comedian in the Nigerian sphere. he is a Lecturer, a Singer and an MTN Ambassador currently.
7 Gordons: Gordons is definitely one of the most hilarious Comedian in Nigeria with his self-composed jokes especially his flair for Ministry-Based jokes “movement to the permanent site” and his steady slang of often saying “Hallelujah” in between jokes. Gordons who calls himself Comedy Barlusconi under the ODP political party (Osusu Democratic Party) is just a natural. He has released many joke compilations likewise under his Gordons Comedy Klinic Wards.
6 AY: Ayo Makun happens to be one of the most creative comedian in Nigeria with his AY LIVE lines of Entertainment. AY as many calls him is not just a Stand-up comedian; he is an Entertainer, an Actor, a Musician and a TV host of his popular who wants to be a Billionaire which often features other comedians especially Bovi. He has acted his mini-movies with top celebrities like Genevieve Nnaji, Tonto Dikeh, Nadia Buhari and many more.
5 Seyi Law: Seyi Law is said to be Gordons’ partner in crime as he displays the same agility as Gordons when on stage. His mini-skits in which he played Jesus Christ on the way to be crucified while he carried a cross and been flogged has won many audience over the years too.
4 I go die: This guy is dope. If you ever sit under his Comedian influence, you will laugh your ribs out with his fast-mouth kind of comedy as he often takes on his guest and those in the crowd. Known for his funny jokes on poverty, politics with his off-colour suits – He lies too. E.g I Go dye will tell the crowd “i was in UK recently to see Barack Obama” We all know Barack Obama is in USA!!! or He was in Aso Rock last week to see President Jonathan to discuss his ambition to run for Presidency!! lol. He’s a real rib cracker and natural.
3 Apkororo: This guy is damn funny. He once made it known of his intention in adding Dettol to his enemies soup and his fans were like “WHAT!!!”. Akporo is a Stand-Up comedian who also diversifies and often delves into music.
2 Bovi: Bovi Ugboma, who goes by the stage nameBovihas over the years aligned himself with other comedians as he climbs the comedy ladder in greatness. The Benin City Born Comedian is known for popularizing the words Akpos in most of his jokes and just so you know, Bovi is not just a comedian as many thought; he has been in the NollywoodIndustry acting funny 30-mins plays before finally switching to Comedy full time. I remember him cracking a joke on basketmouthabout God telling basketmouth to “go to hell” on Judgement day. Basketmouth was seen almost climbing the stage immediately with bottles to break his head.
1 Basketmouth: Oh Yes!!! If you don’t know who Basket Mouth is, then you are not in this great country of ours. Well, many dubbed him the king of Comedy for his natural physics especially as a stand-up comedian and his frequent mini-movies in collaboration with other artiste, musicians and comedians alike. He’s a Glo Ambassador with a difference. His real name is Bright Okpocha and he’s also won the heart of many other African nations like Ghana.
http://www.divanaija.com.ng/celebs-top-10-nigerian-comedians-follow-twitter/
Feel free to add urs
#zick_diqsaw ..SAY WHAT?....thise bush home base mofos that cant spek English??...we don't rate them hear in London....truss me!!  |
Romance › Re: How To Make A Girl Call You by MrCork: 4:53pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
missjenna: Yes it works for cheap and purposeless ladies This stuff can't work on me. I am an independent and purpose driven woman. I ride the vehicle of my life. I can never take the back sit.
If I dont want to pick your call,I won't. Nothing will make me ...reaaly...u independent but don't hav a job...abi?....Serrriously, am goin bak to bed..laters!!  |
Politics › Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by MrCork: 4:50pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
elantraceey: Unfortunately for you this one is not looking for a man on Nl , just an advice  ...sweeery QUIT tryn to im press me coz am from London....it aint gooono work. May I remind u that I drives £28,000 Range rover spot and I have moiney. I can hav u if/when I want..truss me!  |
Politics › Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by MrCork: 4:09pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
elantraceey: A little smile will do you a lot of good  ^^^ atituude...and then she complain she cant find man on Nairaland..I bet She home base Nigerian! (no ofeinse)  |
Nairaland General › Re: (Baba Ijebu) Kessington Adebutu’s Youngest Wife Unveiled - Photos by MrCork: 4:07pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
lalasticlala: PHOTOS: Unveiling billionaire bizman, (Baba Ijebu) Kessington Adebutu’s youngest wife
All roads led to the Marble Castle of popular Lotto magnate, Chief Kessington Adebukola Adebutu, on Tuesday, 17th February 2015. The billionaire bizman-cum-philanthropist, who will be clocking 80 years in June 2015, threw a classy party for the 10th year remembrance of his late mother, Alhaja Seliat Adebutu. The event had in attendance Oba of Lagos; Oba Sikiru Adetona; Prince Buruji Kashamu; Akarigbo of Remoland; Ebumawe of Ago-Iwoye; and other dignitaries.
At the 10th year remembrance party, Chief Kessington Adebutu’s youngest wife, Temitope Kofoworola stunned guests. For those not in the know, Temitope has been married to the Ijebu billionaire for over 10 years. Tope, as she is popularly called by her friends, is in her late 30s. A graduate of Olabisi Onabanjo University, Ago-Iwoye, Ogun State, she is a mother of 2-year-old twins.
http://citypeoplegroup.org/i/photos-unveiling-billionaire-bizman-baba-ijebu-kessington-adebutus-youngest-wife/ ...she aint light skin!  |
Romance › Re: Qestion For The Guys. by MrCork: 4:06pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
lagmostkuit: Guys, a lady neighbour of urs who is also ur good friend with no string attached goes out and get drunk and enters ur apartment to crash. How many of u guys would allow her crash without strafing or trying to strafe her? ...are u light skin?  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I'M A SEX ICON by MrCork: 4:04pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
irunobo3: I'm surprised at the level of hate my fellow ladies are Showing at me. What wrong have i done? I chose to feel funky and be happy and y'all keep hating on me. Is there a crime in displaying my beauty For the fact that many of you girls can't do it doesn't mean i cant. I own my body and I'm free to flaunt it. You are doing worse in your rooms and choose to call me names. God will vindicate me when i eventually become a successful model. You shall all drool over me 
ANYONE WHO HAS CONNECTIONS TO MODELLING SHOULD CONTACT ME ..u fine?  |
Politics › Re: Another Picture Of GMB In London by MrCork: 4:03pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
...True. I saw Buhasri this morning at Pekam...he came to ma area!  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 4:02pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette create new tread every 5 minute for Gods sake & she aint even light skin ...STOP PLS WE BEG YOU!!!  |
Romance › Re: Guys What Do You Say!!!! by MrCork: 4:01pm On Feb 21, 2015 |
klassiquette create new tread every 5 minute for Gods sake ...STOP PLS WE BEG YOU!!!  |