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Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 9:58pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
The last time I checked I didn't care
..really?..coz the last time I checked, u do care....and yes...u no u want me. Sadly u lost yor shannce...Goat!!! angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 9:51pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
The last time I checked you were 17 times crazier
..ok.....the last time I checked, u never ever been toasted by a Londoner...I am yo first & today..u shud count yo sef lucky.. I lie? undecided
Romance › Re: Romance Section Awards: The Good,The Bad And The Ugly by MrCork: 9:49pm On Feb 20, 2015
missclassy:
Isn't it past your bedtime in peckamundecided
You should be asleep man
angry
...ok then....kindly send me two picture of yor mouth wide open?.... I need to do somtin quick! angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 9:46pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
LOLZ... I don't nyansh dummies
....hangon...the last time I checked, I waz 17 inches loooong....u tink they call me Mr Cork for No reason?.... Goat!! angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Awards: The Good,The Bad And The Ugly by MrCork: 9:26pm On Feb 20, 2015
missclassy:
Hey guys, I felt I should just start up this thread.
This is not official, its just for fun.
So feel free to add yours

This is mine

Most intelligent male- ronald4life
Most inteligent female- mizmycoli
Most handsome male- naijaboiy
Most beautiful female- I am not gay so I don't give a shiit
Most annoying male- blackett
Most annoying female- ireneony
Best personality male- tosyne2much
Best female personality- farano
Funniest male- mrcorkangry
Funniest female- nneka123
Best mod- farano
Strictest mod- pasqal09
Best busybody- diddydiva
Best newcomer- tandullceblog

Please this is not official, its just for fun wink
.....u albino she-goat....how come ma name is not on the most inteligent male? angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Awards: The Good,The Bad And The Ugly by MrCork: 9:23pm On Feb 20, 2015
missclassy:
Hey guys, I felt I should just start up this thread.
This is not official, its just for fun.
So feel free to add yours

This is mine

Most intelligent male- ronald4life
Most inteligent female- mizmycoli
Most handsome male- naijaboiy
Most beautiful female- I am not gay so I don't give a shiit
Most annoying male- blackett
Most annoying female- ireneony
Best personality male- tosyne2much
Best female personality- farano
Funniest male- mrcorkangry
Funniest female- nneka123
Best mod- farano
Strictest mod- pasqal09
Best busybody- diddydiva
Best newcomer- tandullceblog

Please this is not official, its just for fun wink
angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 9:22pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Dumb quote
..ok sweeery..quit frontin and juss admit u want to nyansh me.... Act like a lady for once and I promise to make yor dream cuuuum thru (no oofense) angry
Health › Re: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by MrCork: 6:57pm On Feb 20, 2015
Dera25:
Please I need a matured advice, I have been having this argument with my fiancee and I want to confirm from the house especially ladies. She said that during antenatal there is a stage the doctor will start putingt his hand on the private part to examine the condition of the baby. But my problem with this is not only to confirm the authenticity of this story but I am feeling so disgusted on how a male doctor will be putting hands on someone's darling wife because of antenatal not even during child birth. No insult please
..is he light skin? angry
Health › Re: Doctors Putting Hands On Private Parts During Antenatal by MrCork: 6:56pm On Feb 20, 2015
Dera25:
Please I need a matured advice, I have been having this argument with my fiancee and I want to confirm from the house especially ladies. She said that during antenatal there is a stage the doctor will start putingt his hand on the private part to examine the condition of the baby. But my problem with this is not only to confirm the authenticity of this story but I am feeling so disgusted on how a male doctor will be putting hands on someone's darling wife because of antenatal not even during child birth. No insult please
....bro its not the same as s.ex though....he didn't put his kondo inside...only his hand. For me, I think it's ok coz he only put his hand inside yor woman's thingy. ..

..ma advise...juss drink 8 bottles of beer and u will get over it
wink
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 6:53pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
A girl posted this question and directed it at the "playboys" ..
Every man wants to marry a good girl no one wants to marry the spoilt ones... But since y'all want the right ones who, will settle for the ones you've used, dumped and shattered?

...anyways bak to the topic...guys, wud u date a gold digger like klassiquette after settling to marry her?... Pls advise? undecided
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 6:50pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Dude let me be please
..STOP DERAILING THE THREAD.....PLESE STOP IT!! undecided
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 6:32pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Dude stop the hype... I no want no be by force
...so u telln me if I offer u £30 cash...u wunt want me?? ....sweery ain't u sopose to be homebase Nigerian? (no oofense) embarassed
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 6:29pm On Feb 20, 2015
Enegod:
This thread has been derailed successfully
..the village girl finaly derailed it! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Female Fan Gushes Over Iyanya (Photo) by MrCork: 6:28pm On Feb 20, 2015
ketekete:
https://ketekete.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/B-SsQQbIQAImWL7.jpg
..iyala is g@y and the boy dyaaammm ugly (no oofense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Female Fan Gushes Over Iyanya (Photo) by MrCork: 6:27pm On Feb 20, 2015
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 6:24pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
This is stupidity talking gibberish.. Omo' Mr London guy .. Take ya money to the whores ...
^^^ this kinda village girls muss be avoided at all cost..... Clearly as tribal mark & I bet she want me coz AMA Londoner! angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 6:22pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Honey I'm not interested
Klassgutte <<<<<<<<<. Lessssssbian!! angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 6:00pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
I think you need your head examined.... Read my post!!!!!
...sweery am juss tryin to help u like I have help other chicks like u who needs help...truss me...be nice to me and I swaaar u will hav the previledge to take me home ..true talk!! angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 5:58pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Why are you bragging? .. No one is disputing ya range rover neither I'm I disputing the fact that you have money.. Dude if I form hard to get is cos I have what you can never afford.. So suck it up .. I'm a village babe that's cool go for ya high class whores... I don't do junks
.ther u go...so u finally admmit u can't afford ma £28'000 range rover spot, that u neva been to London and that none of yor mechanic lookin boy friend can afford the kinda moiney I have??... Which is a good thing.

..sweery ma question to u now is...shudunt u be showin respect to me as a Londoner coz we naturally have more money?
angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 5:49pm On Feb 20, 2015
...tryin to help the village gyal and she playn had to get like she all that..serrriously...how many of those yor mechanic boy friends can afford a £28'0000 range rover spot that I drive?.. Huh? undecided
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 5:47pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Am from Nigeria and I pay 50naira to enter keke to and fro each... I'm yet to meet a guy who's not dumb trust me you can't have me wen you're ready .... WISDOM SPEAKS!!
..sweery I pay £15 for strip dance & £20 for punny...so u sayin u rather take 50 naira (which is about 1 pence) to £20 (which is about N30,000 naira?......u will reject ma £20?

.....if true then u need yor head re-examine twice (no oofencee)
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Jesus Was A Black Man by MrCork: 5:29pm On Feb 20, 2015
doubleDx:
Nice scriptural precepts and explanations brah!

The so-called image of white Jesus is the painting of Cesare Borgia, an illegitimate son of Pope Alexander VI made by Leonardo da Vinci in the early 1500s...The so-called mother Church knows the truth about these things but they chose to keep sheeple in the dark grin Smh!


Romans 1:22-23 (King James Version)

Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools, And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.


==>>>

Cesare Borgia = White Jesus


^^^

Image made like unto corruptible man
..dyammmm...u Muslim people shud stop creatin problems....gadeeemit... STOP THAT S*** angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 5:27pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
At least the gold were dig brings the money we need grin
..sweeery I juss arrived bak to London last nite but will be comin bak to Nigeria in July.....truss me...I can easily hav u if I want...STERLING TALKS!!! angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 5:25pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
Attitude.... And then they complain they can't find a nice girl on Nairaland ... This is exactly why we shun naija guys:: Stress
..corrEection...am from London, hav moiney, drives £28'000 (cash) range rover spot and lives in London pekam.....sweeeery am yet to meet any babe who will refuse me....no woman rejects £20 cash.. Truss me i can hav u when am ready ..MOINEY TALKS!! angry
Romance › Re: Question For The Guys by MrCork: 5:21pm On Feb 20, 2015
klassiquette:
A girl posted this question and directed it at the "playboys" ..
Every man wants to marry a good girl no one wants to marry the spoilt ones... But since y'all want the right ones who, will settle for the ones you've used, dumped and shattered?

..ok..sO want us to giv u moiney becuz u want to marry.. Abi?? ...do we loook like mugu to u? .1.GOLD DIGGER!!! angry
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 5:18pm On Feb 20, 2015
Bootybuttchic:
jeeeez shocked :-O .jump on u ke? I'd rather fly into sambisa....i no wan catch ebola o shocked grin grin
angry
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 4:19pm On Feb 20, 2015
ebube89:
TO ALL THOSE WHO CLAIM TO HAV BEEN AFFECTED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY, CAN WE HAVE FIRST HAND REASONS WHY IT HAPPENED .
..Sweery are u light skin? angry
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 4:18pm On Feb 20, 2015
Bootybuttchic:
see ur head,who wants to fvck u like fvck cheesy.was just sayin it literally ode
...u no u always wanted to...so u telln me that if I take of ma shirt....u wunt jump on me??.. I beg stop LYIN!! undecided
Celebrities › Re: Mercy Aigbe & Husband Cuddle In New Photo by MrCork: 3:56pm On Feb 20, 2015
glen12345:
The Yoruba Movie Actress Mercy Aigbe and hubby cuddle in a new photo and she wrote, "the love of my life". I go love...



https://instagram.com/p/zSSgWxyjHV/?modal=true
..is he tryin to drink the booobsi??...he dyammmm too slow though cheesy
Romance › Re: How To Get extra Free Kiss From All Females by MrCork(op): 3:53pm On Feb 20, 2015
. Nairaland .opinion poll result from yesterday suggested all females want to expirece there first kiss forma London guy...I say this puts us Londoner under more pressure though! undecided
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: How To Dress For A Job Interview by MrCork: 3:42pm On Feb 20, 2015
hiteelong:
sad this is my first job interview, I'm really apprehensive. don't know what to wear. its a real estate firm
pls help a sister out
..are u light skin? angry
Career › Re: Fidelity Bank Sacks Over 500 Staff by MrCork: 3:41pm On Feb 20, 2015
booqee:
get the fcck outta this thread swine! b4 I break that ur coconut head!! angry we're here discussing serious matter you're discussing light skin.. abi u miss road from romance section?? angry

Mtchewwwww
^^^ she int even light skin! undecided

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