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Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by MrCork:
ruggedboych:
Who is your sonhuh If I slap 👋 you ehhh🙄
Calm down son.no need for violent...
Ok u no am from london..a Londoner..this mean the nest time u mix me up with those yor homebase people that dont look like us Londoner..son, u will collect a sweet double backkkhand slap from pekam..from me2u!!!(((Real talk)))...no oofencsece!! angry


Cc
Ruggedboych
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by MrCork: 12:57pm On May 11, 2024
ruggedboych:
MrCork angry sad
Son please quit mixxxin my name up with dat thing......i dont no him angry
Romance › Re: Breaking News: Rapper Drake shot Dead twice!! by MrCork(op):
Goood news everybody. Drake is backk home angry
Romance › Re: Self Control by MrCork: 11:08pm On May 10, 2024
hstar:
First time u make small sense


Obviously, the poster doesn't know you


And he doesn't know the level of your insanity
Brother..so u sayin i make sense becuzz i addvice Sirkingsnado to continue sukin puccccci? Really? Ok brother, how long u been sukin puccccci wot nairaland babe can u suck sir?(no oofencse) smiley
Romance › Re: What Makes The Food More Sweeter. Maggi Or Salt? by MrCork: 3:48pm On May 10, 2024
Testiebobo:
I always argue with my siblings that salt makes the food more sweeter even after adding seasoning(maggi). But my siblings argued with me and said the seasoning is the sweetner of every food. Abeg who among us is right?
Son...romanse section is strictly for chassssin women. ...TAKE NOTE!!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Are Female Medical Doctors Promiscuous? by MrCork: 1:48pm On May 10, 2024
geewean:
I hadca conversation with a lady who told me how she had sex with a medical doctor.She said the guy looked so innocent but when the guy was done with her infact she saluted him that he was fantastic.


That conversation made me understand that many medical doctors are codedly promiscuous oooo but does this include the female gender?
Brothet, they usually were white & hav big yansh sir....dats why i love goin to hospital! grin
Romance › Re: See The Cow I Just Bought For 50k by MrCork: 12:16pm On May 10, 2024
Vertipal:
I just bought this for 50k here in maiduguri after serious dragging and negotiations with the aboki.
Bro..50k is wot i pay olosho sir!! smiley
Romance › Re: Self Control by MrCork: 11:11am On May 10, 2024
Sirkingsnado:
Where I come from we need more than money
Brother we cannot survive witout puccccci...love it 2 much sir!! smiley
Romance › Re: Self Control by MrCork: 10:27am On May 10, 2024
Sirkingsnado:
No bro

I Wana focus on my business
So u rather focus on business than to chase puccccci? I respet u sir. I wannnto be like u when i growwwwup!! wink
Romance › Re: Self Control by MrCork: 8:30am On May 10, 2024
Sirkingsnado:
Good Day everyone please if you are seeing this trend your advice is needed


Am in my 25yrs

My problem now is sex

I keep seeing my self repeating

What I promise my self I won't

I now have sex every week with many ladies

Any body with how I will. Control my self


Cause am losing it
Ok so u wannnnto stop have sexxing wit women & focus on men....corrrrrect? Why are u gay sir??(no oofencse) angry
Romance › Re: Self Control by MrCork: 8:28am On May 10, 2024
Sirkingsnado:
Good Day everyone please if you are seeing this trend your advice is needed


Am in my 25yrs

My problem now is sex

I keep seeing my self repeating

What I promise my self I won't

I now have sex every week with many ladies

Any body with how I will. Control my self


Cause am losing it
angry
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MrCork: 7:56am On May 10, 2024
Petyprincess:
So we ate the same thing today grin
Sweethat,did i mention am from london & i drive bmw...juss in case u ask!! wink
Romance › Re: Men Can You Marry A Lady With Too Many Tattoos: see picture by MrCork: 11:25pm On May 09, 2024
khattab02:
That's it for you.



For me, Never.


No be strength dem dey take rise dick, na Brain
REALLLLLY??
You cant fokk her?
bro so U sayin u dont like women? THIS IS SAD.
Why are u gay sir??((no oofencsece))) angry
Romance › Re: Men Can You Marry A Lady With Too Many Tattoos: see picture by MrCork: 7:46pm On May 09, 2024
khattab02:
I am attracted and disgusted or irritated by certain things.


Multiple piercing, tattoos, turn off my brain.
For 50 years make she dey waka naked with those things I found repulsive, I will neva think to sleep with her.

Bro ..juss fok her sir...dont woory yorsef about tatooo.....but if u dont want..I WANT!!!!!(real talk) undecided
Romance › Re: Men Can You Marry A Lady With Too Many Tattoos: see picture by MrCork: 7:08pm On May 09, 2024
khattab02:
she don hide the natural glow of the skin.



The tattoo is like she is wearing another cloth on the skin.
Brother u sopose to fokk her...not worrry about tatoo. Are u gay? why are u gay sir??((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: So Loud Is Very Useful by MrCork: 6:56pm On May 09, 2024
Anobella:
I was reading through a blog then I figured out that cannabis contains two things. Thc and cbd. Cbd is so useful and helps cure so many things. Which Thc is d substances that get u high. I have hbp and I read that cbd can help cure hbp and some other illnesses. Doctors in the house how true is this...


Ilamina..YOU AGAIN WIT YOR JANGLASCOMICALLY THREADS THAT LACK BATTERY.....Do u need help??(no oofencsece) angry

Romance › Re: So Loud Is Very Useful by MrCork: 6:54pm On May 09, 2024
Anobella:
I was reading through a blog then I figured out that cannabis contains two things. Thc and cbd. Cbd is so useful and helps cure so many things. Which Thc is d substances that get u high. I have hbp and I read that cbd can help cure hbp and some other illnesses. Doctors in the house how true is this...
angry
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by MrCork: 6:51pm On May 09, 2024
Meektunz:
yes
Then forgive her sir...shes lightskin!!!!((REAL TALK)) wink
Romance › Re: Please Guys I Need More Of Your Inputs On This Issue by MrCork: 6:48pm On May 09, 2024
Meektunz:
I posted an issue about the Paternity fraud my wife hid away from me for the past 6years which she confessed two days ago, I've been taking care of someone's child all these years.

The truth right now is that i've informed her siblings one after the other and you know what? Each of them were siding her indirectly. If someone told me that as a man that i am, i'll be shedding tears for the past three days continuously, i would say it's a lie, the worst part is that i don't have anyone to talk to because i flushed my family out of my life just because of her because when i was about to get married to her, my family kicked against it because they don't like her but I insisted and that was the end of my relationship with my family till date. I just wish there's someone I could talk to..... This lady has really finished me.
Is she lightskin? angry
Politics › Re: This New Tariff Must Not Stand! - Simon Musa by MrCork: 6:39pm On May 09, 2024
Favourchris:
Most of u can be very shallow ... What makes u think it won't.

Most companies in band A will increase the rate and price for their products, guess who will pay? U using band C
helo my millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool N30k (N30,000 naira..cash). This will includes housegirl uniform plus cool cap. U willl hav educations & must be able to spek English. Are u intaresssted please?
Romance › Re: Men Can You Marry A Lady With Too Many Tattoos: see picture by MrCork: 6:37pm On May 09, 2024
Fineman2:
I saw this on Facebook yesterday, what do you think guys?

But seriously, I don't expect any responsible young woman to tattoo her body this much

Why not? Is it tatoooo u wanto fok?? WTF kinda question ris this!! angry
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya Wears Enyimba Jersey (Photos) by MrCork: 1:53pm On May 09, 2024
Lizzysamuel:
Israel Adesanya wearing a jersey from Nigerian Premier Football League side Enyimba 🇳🇬

(📸 @stylebender)
pk..so wot on earth is eyingbar & wot the hell is abiab state....we dont no them here in London. U homebase people mennn!! (No oofencse) angry
Sports › Re: Israel Adesanya Wears Enyimba Jersey (Photos) by MrCork: 1:51pm On May 09, 2024
Lizzysamuel:
Israel Adesanya wearing a jersey from Nigerian Premier Football League side Enyimba 🇳🇬

(📸 @stylebender)
angry
Romance › Re: How Maya Found Love by MrCork: 12:23pm On May 09, 2024
Janetfunmi:
Story story

Once upon a time, in the bustling heart of a modern city, there lived a young woman named Maya. Maya was like many others in her generation, she juggled a demanding job, battled with the pressures of social media, and often found herself lost in the chaos of urban life.

Despite her outward confidence, Maya harbored a secret longing for connection. She yearned for something more meaningful than the superficial interactions that filled her days. But in a world consumed by screens and status updates, genuine connection seemed like a distant dream.

One rainy evening, as Maya hurried through the crowded streets, she stumbled upon a quaint bookstore tucked away in a corner. Intrigued, she stepped inside, the scent of old books embracing her like an old friend. It was there that she met Gabriel, the owner of the bookstore, a kind and wise soul with a love for storytelling. As Maya browsed through the shelves, Gabriel struck up a conversation, effortlessly drawing her into his world of words and wonder. They talked for hours, sharing stories of love and loss, dreams and desires.

In Gabriel, Maya found a kindred spirit, someone who saw beyond the facade she presented to the world. Over the weeks that followed, Maya found herself drawn back to the bookstore time and time again, seeking solace in Gabriel’s company and the stories he shared. With each visit, she felt herself opening up, shedding the layers of pretense she had carefully cultivated.

One day, as Maya sat sipping tea with Gabriel, she confided in him her deepest fear, the fear of never finding true connection in a world that seemed increasingly disconnected. To her surprise, Gabriel simply smiled and handed her a worn leather journal. “Write your own story, Maya,” he said gently. “The power to connect lies within you.” Inspired by Gabriel’s words, Maya began to pour her heart onto the pages of the journal, weaving her own tale of love and longing, hope and redemption. And with each word she wrote, she felt a sense of liberation, as if she were finally finding her voice in a world that had long silenced it.

Interestingly, as the days turned into weeks and the weeks into months, Maya’s journal filled with the echoes of her soul. And with each entry, she found herself drawing closer to Gabriel, their bond growing stronger with each shared moment. And so, in the quiet embrace of a bookstore nestled in the heart of the city, Maya discovered that true connection was not found in the fleeting distractions of modern life, but in the timeless art of storytelling, a gift that had the power to touch the heart and soul, bridging the gap between strangers and kindred spirits alike. Watch the full video here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGXAwsJ2I1g?si=VQNW0iH9xMAQzok2
angry
Romance › Re: How Can I Mention Someone In A Post. by MrCork: 11:41am On May 09, 2024
Thugnificent:
Bro pls can you help me out with any amount for foodstuffs. I'm starving here cry
Why do u people beg? Dont u have pride as a man? Bro i gave a guy N20,000 last yer on nairaland simply becuz he wrote a post saying
He had moiney to do a project but did not hav enough. Those are the kinda people i helo. The kinda people u hate ate guys like u...u come outter no were begging for moiney..dont u hav shame? Are u disable..YOU ARE A LAZY YOUTH....AND I HOPE NOBODY GIV U MOINEY ON NAIRALAND...YOU ARE A BEGGGER..i fokkkin hate male beggggar. I only help females!!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: How Can I Mention Someone In A Post. by MrCork:
LivinaPatrick:
Just right dt person's identity,like Livinapatrick. I just mentioned myself,
angry
Romance › Re: How Can I Mention Someone In A Post. by MrCork: 11:02am On May 09, 2024
Captainz102:
Advice me plz on how to mention someone on nairaland.
Open yor window & show the name sir...then his wifi shold connnect him sir!! angry
Romance › Re: I'm Becoming Lazy by MrCork: 8:29pm On May 08, 2024
ayjay45:
fùck you MrCork angry
TOOO LATE TO APOLOGICE...You commmto nairaland to beg for moiney..SHAME ON U SIR!!!(no oofencsece) undecided
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by MrCork: 7:03pm On May 08, 2024
Petyprincess:
So we ate the same thing today grin
Ok...So u eat rice wit no meats..congrats!!!! undecided
Romance › Re: I'm Becoming Lazy by MrCork: 5:52pm On May 08, 2024
ayjay45:
I'm no longer as Hardworking as I use to be this year 2024. I've gone lazy and wimpy.


Could it be because of this depression I'm having. Please help me out.
Ok lazy youth!! (no oofencsece) angry

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