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ruggedboych:
The joke is on you mrcork

ChildOfDoom:
Currently chilling at a brothel. My only source of joy after a stressful day. The only place introverts like me (fighting one addiction with another), take solace.

Just chilling at one corner as I gulp a bottle of Goldberg into my alimentary canal, together with roast meat (Suya).

As I enjoy the delicacy, I watch all Calibre of people who patronise the place, have a nice time.

There are friends who meet to catch up old times at the joint, there are married men running from the stress of home, there are weed takers meeting up with their dealers, then there are ladies waiting to grind on our third legs for money.

As the melodious music reverberates from the big speakers, every one unease and satisfy themselves.

Deep down I know most of us are infected with the 'deadly virus' or will soon be. But all that matters is the present. One step at a time. I have treated Chlamydia and other infections prior to now (azithromycin and doxycycline to the rescue). When 'the time comes', I will do well to take the pills needed.

I can no longer worry of my insomnia. I stay back, charge my phone and have fun till 12am. I reconciled with my hausa girlfriend who usually kept me company. She initially took offence when I was patronising others and not considering her.

The only worry here is, at times, fight erupts here and the police do sweep in to fish the culprits. But the merits outweighs the demerits

Meanwhile guys, I am currently on 48 days without bet

ChildOfDoom:
Currently chilling at a brothel. My only source of joy after a stressful day. The only place introverts like me (fighting one addiction with another), take solace.

Just chilling at one corner as I gulp a bottle of Goldberg into my alimentary canal, together with roast meat (Suya).

As I enjoy the delicacy, I watch all Calibre of people who patronise the place, have a nice time.

There are friends who meet to catch up old times at the joint, there are married men running from the stress of home, there are weed takers meeting up with their dealers, then there are ladies waiting to grind on our third legs for money.

As the melodious music reverberates from the big speakers, every one unease and satisfy themselves.

Deep down I know most of us are infected with the 'deadly virus' or will soon be. But all that matters is the present. One step at a time. I have treated Chlamydia and other infections prior to now (azithromycin and doxycycline to the rescue). When 'the time comes', I will do well to take the pills needed.

I can no longer worry of my insomnia. I stay back, charge my phone and have fun till 12am. I reconciled with my hausa girlfriend who usually kept me company. She initially took offence when I was patronising others and not considering her.

The only worry here is, at times, fight erupts here and the police do sweep in to fish the culprits. But the merits outweighs the demerits

Meanwhile guys, I am currently on 48 days without bet

ruggedboych:
lol, broke men brag too much

fadilaMaikiriki:
I would like to thank and appreciate some nairalanders here who gave me akamu when I asked for it. I made a thread here few weeks ago (see it here:https://www.nairaland.com/8062591/need-someone-giving-meakamuevery-morning) asking if there's anyone here who can give me akamu because I like it so much, and that's what I like to take in the morning. Some nairalanders offered to help, and they really delivered. They're so good. I really appreciate them. So Sweet. That period, I was just swallowing akamu like no man's business. Infact I was nearly overdosed with it. I was so happy that period and the time it lasted.


I would like to mention the nairalanders to show my appreciation, but I don't know if they'll be offended if I mention their monikers. But, wherever you are, I want to let you know that I really appreciate what you did that time. That period, I really needed it. Thanks so much you all. I appreciate it.





Please, if there's anyone here that would like to give me akamu, or has akamu to give me, I'm available to take it please, and would really appreciate that.

Thanks!

fadilaMaikiriki:
I would like to thank and appreciate some nairalanders here who gave me akamu when I asked for it. I made a thread here few weeks ago (see it here:https://www.nairaland.com/8062591/need-someone-giving-meakamuevery-morning) asking if there's anyone here who can give me akamu because I like it so much, and that's what I like to take in the morning. Some nairalanders offered to help, and they really delivered. They're so good. I really appreciate them. So Sweet. That period, I was just swallowing akamu like no man's business. Infact I was nearly overdosed with it. I was so happy that period and the time it lasted.


I would like to mention the nairalanders to show my appreciation, but I don't know if they'll be offended if I mention their monikers. But, wherever you are, I want to let you know that I really appreciate what you did that time. That period, I really needed it. Thanks so much you all. I appreciate it.





Please, if there's anyone here that would like to give me akamu, or has akamu to give me, I'm available to take it please, and would really appreciate that.

Thanks!

Olanre05:
I wonder oooo…. You take enhancement or not the babe wey go go, go go.

joemag:
I recently went home to check on my parents. It happens that our lastborn who is in a boarding school also was around for a week break they were given at school.

On one of the evenings as I was talking to her and her dreams and aspirations this 16 old girl told me she wanted to become a Feminist. I was shocked but remained calm and gently asked her what she meant by being a Feminist.
She told me that by that she aims to become an advocate of women's right. She started narrating how men are domesticating women and whole lots.
I was marvelled at her passion and zeal and how convincing she was .
Deep down I knew that I have a problem to solve and I needs pragmatic steps in order not to cause more harms.

This girl has written her JAMB with nice scores and will soon be in the varsity.

Please, is there anyone with concrete approach on how I will go about this?

ruggedboych:
Son you have no money, I can’t send my account details

Broke man

ruggedboych:
You claim to be a Londoner yet you are broke, stop calling me son that’s disrespectful, I am way older than you and not broke, can you send someone 5k dollars?? The answer is no because you have no money

Send your aza let me send you urgent 2k naira to Bleep Ashawo I know you are Hot and broke

ruggedboych:
Who is your son If I slap 👋 you ehhh🙄

ruggedboych:
MrCork

hstar:
First time u make small sense


Obviously, the poster doesn't know you


And he doesn't know the level of your insanity

Testiebobo:
I always argue with my siblings that salt makes the food more sweeter even after adding seasoning(maggi). But my siblings argued with me and said the seasoning is the sweetner of every food. Abeg who among us is right?

geewean:
I hadca conversation with a lady who told me how she had sex with a medical doctor.She said the guy looked so innocent but when the guy was done with her infact she saluted him that he was fantastic.


That conversation made me understand that many medical doctors are codedly promiscuous oooo but does this include the female gender?

Vertipal:
I just bought this for 50k here in maiduguri after serious dragging and negotiations with the aboki.

Sirkingsnado:
Where I come from we need more than money

Sirkingsnado:
No bro

I Wana focus on my business

Sirkingsnado:
Good Day everyone please if you are seeing this trend your advice is needed


Am in my 25yrs

My problem now is sex

I keep seeing my self repeating

What I promise my self I won't

I now have sex every week with many ladies

Any body with how I will. Control my self


Cause am losing it

Sirkingsnado:
Good Day everyone please if you are seeing this trend your advice is needed


Am in my 25yrs

My problem now is sex

I keep seeing my self repeating

What I promise my self I won't

I now have sex every week with many ladies

Any body with how I will. Control my self


Cause am losing it

Petyprincess:
So we ate the same thing today

khattab02:
That's it for you.



For me, Never.


No be strength dem dey take rise dick, na Brain

khattab02:
I am attracted and disgusted or irritated by certain things.


Multiple piercing, tattoos, turn off my brain.
For 50 years make she dey waka naked with those things I found repulsive, I will neva think to sleep with her.

Bro ..juss fok her sir...dont woory yorsef about tatooo.....but if u dont want..I WANT!!!!!(real talk)

khattab02:
she don hide the natural glow of the skin.



The tattoo is like she is wearing another cloth on the skin.

Anobella:
I was reading through a blog then I figured out that cannabis contains two things. Thc and cbd. Cbd is so useful and helps cure so many things. Which Thc is d substances that get u high. I have hbp and I read that cbd can help cure hbp and some other illnesses. Doctors in the house how true is this...

Ilamina..YOU AGAIN WIT YOR JANGLASCOMICALLY THREADS THAT LACK BATTERY.....Do u need help??(no oofencsece)

Anobella:
I was reading through a blog then I figured out that cannabis contains two things. Thc and cbd. Cbd is so useful and helps cure so many things. Which Thc is d substances that get u high. I have hbp and I read that cbd can help cure hbp and some other illnesses. Doctors in the house how true is this...

Meektunz:
yes

Meektunz:
I posted an issue about the Paternity fraud my wife hid away from me for the past 6years which she confessed two days ago, I've been taking care of someone's child all these years.

The truth right now is that i've informed her siblings one after the other and you know what? Each of them were siding her indirectly. If someone told me that as a man that i am, i'll be shedding tears for the past three days continuously, i would say it's a lie, the worst part is that i don't have anyone to talk to because i flushed my family out of my life just because of her because when i was about to get married to her, my family kicked against it because they don't like her but I insisted and that was the end of my relationship with my family till date. I just wish there's someone I could talk to..... This lady has really finished me.

Favourchris:
Most of u can be very shallow ... What makes u think it won't.

Most companies in band A will increase the rate and price for their products, guess who will pay? U using band C