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FamilyRe: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by MrCork: 10:07am On May 07, 2024
Double0h7:
I guess it’s a second hand bmw since inflation hasn’t touched your local Peckham yet 🤣
angry
CareerRe: I Need A Workstation Around Lagos by MrCork: 9:52am On May 07, 2024
iamtardey:
Agege to first gate agidingbi is #200
Thank u bus condoctor....nobody ask u sir!! angry
CrimeRe: Daniel Anjorin: Arsenal Pays Tribute To Murdered Nigerian Boy by MrCork: 9:47am On May 07, 2024
shaybebaby:
Yup, they ran. The great Irish Famine in the 1800's. Lots migrated to England and America.

And for brits themselves, they did the same due to same conditions happening today in nigeria, economic hardship.

Different times, different peoples, same factors, same response.
helo.did i mentions am a Londoner from london pekam & i drive bmw (only £32,000
.cash)..juss in case u ask!!((TANK ME LATER) smiley
LiteratureRe: FEIRE - A Romance Story by MrCork: 9:42am On May 07, 2024
mamarazi:
Thanks for the ebook,done reading and I enjoy every bit of it...
helo. My millionaire uncle is loookin for two womens who can do housegirl work.he will pay u a cool N30k (30,000naira in cash) & you will recive housegirl uniform plus cap.this is a shance to make moiney.this is a shance to make moiney. Are u intaresssted please?
FamilyRe: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by MrCork: 9:39am On May 07, 2024
Double0h7:
My sister just enjoy the money and keep quiet. You knew exactly what to do and how to do it. There’s no need acting all innocent and helpless now. Invest that money and pull yourself out of poverty because your husband isn’t husbanding at all. When you need more money you know where to go. Case closed.
helo.did i mentions am a Londoner from london pekam & i drive bmw (only £32,000
.cash)..juss in case u ask!!((TANK ME LATER) smiley
RomanceRe: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by MrCork(op): 9:50pm On May 06, 2024
goodconsience77:
The most decent club u can get is deeper life Bible Church Monday Bible studies. Pls attend anyone close to u and thank me later.
and how does dat help any real man see naaaaked babes sir?....are u ok?...do u no wot strip club is/are?
u tink its a restorant?(no oofeincse) angry
FoodRe: See The Cow We Bought For 450k At Keffi. by MrCork: 9:45pm On May 06, 2024
ibechris:
We bought this cow today at keffi in Nasarawa state and shared among three of us.

The price shows that things aren't the way it used to be anymore.

For now,this would help my family to avoid buying a kilo for 6k.

Things are indeed crazy out there.

THIS IS ANIMAL ABUSE....AND WHY DO U EAT COW HEAD?...are u canibal sir?? (no oofenicecse) angry
RomanceRe: Sucked A Married Woman by MrCork: 6:21pm On May 06, 2024
mmadu5:
Guys I'm not sure if I committed the worst sin . So this jenny lady I use to know at my work place has been friendly with me , yesterday I saw her going home after church service I opt to give her a ride since we are going the same route. But for some reason she wanted to know where I stay . I have nothing bad in mind so I agreed to show her, as faith will not have it . We eventually found ourselves kissing and caressing. But I immediately stopped when I saw a wedding ring on her finger and ask her if she was married she said yes but her husband is always out on outside job doesn't have time for her . Long story short . We ended up doing 69 and blowing each other off . No penetration. Could this be counted as a sin? She is the neatest woman ever smell good . I'm just worried if I did something wrong
so u suck marrrried woman pucccccccci & u askin us if u commit sin...corrrrect? ...brother, wellcome to da club sir..YOU DERSERVE A BARGE!!! wink
RomanceRe: Sucked A Married Woman by MrCork: 6:17pm On May 06, 2024
mmadu5:
Guys I'm not sure if I committed the worst sin . So this jenny lady I use to know at my work place has been friendly with me , yesterday I saw her going home after church service I opt to give her a ride since we are going the same route. But for some reason she wanted to know where I stay . I have nothing bad in mind so I agreed to show her, as faith will not have it . We eventually found ourselves kissing and caressing. But I immediately stopped when I saw a wedding ring on her finger and ask her if she was married she said yes but her husband is always out on outside job doesn't have time for her . Long story short . We ended up doing 69 and blowing each other off . No penetration. Could this be counted as a sin? She is the neatest woman ever smell good . I'm just worried if I did something wrong
angry
Christianity EtcRe: Sins That The Modern Day Church Has Not Been Able To Address by MrCork: 12:05pm On May 06, 2024
Globad:
There are some sins that the modern day church has not been able to address

Why is this so? What does this mean for Christianity and religion generally?

Add yours to the list:

1. Homosexuality
2. Drug use
3. Drunkeness
4. Pre-marital sex: fornication and adultery
5. Porn
6. Masturbation
7. Abortion
YOu again!!
Kaiii u love porn movie? Me two.ww have the same tings in common. Did i mention am a Londoner & i drive BMW...juss in case u ask!! smiley
RomanceRe: Gold Digger Alert:men Be Wise Before Dem Use Your Sense by MrCork: 7:00pm On May 05, 2024
fightingdemons:
Saw this story on Facebook and I thought I would share it here

Meet “Stephen Jackson”, The NBA Star Who Dumped His Fiancée At The Altar And Went To Party After She Refused To Sign Prenuptial Agreement 'In Case Of Divorce'

Retired NBA star Stephen Jackson didn't go ahead with his marriage to his fiancée, Imani Showalter, after she refused to sign a pre-nuptial agreement.

A prenuptial agreement, often abbreviated as "prenup," is a legal document that two people sign before getting married. Its purpose is to specify the division of assets and debts in the event of a divorce or separation. It can also address other issues such as spousal support and the rights of each partner during the marriage. The terms of a prenuptial agreement are agreed upon by both parties and can provide clarity and security for both individuals in the event of a potential divorce.

Sharing his story sometime ago, Jackson said that while he was in love with Showalter and was looking forward to marrying her, he was never going to walk down the aisle without the contract.

The basketball player revealed that the two had previously agreed that they would have a prenup and even understood what the terms of the contract are. However, when they received the document, she mischievously delayed signing it.

“We get the prenup back at least 3-4 months before the wedding. This is all true y’all. I give it to her. When I give it to her, she shouldn’t be surprised by it because me and her sat down and agreed upon the prenup,” Jackson says.

“A month passed, two months before the wedding, I’m like we need to get that prenup signed, so when we get down there to Houston, we ain’t gotta worry about it. I tell her that like two or three times.”

Later Jackson says that Showalter had another issue. She was adamant about a particular pastor to officiate the ceremony. He explained later that when he told the clergy that he would not marry her if she didn’t sign the agreement, the pastor tried to manipulate him by telling him ‘let God handle it.”

Jackson said that the pastor made it clear that he didn’t believe in prenuptial agreements.

“God is telling me to put the pen in her hand and make her sign this godd*mn prenup,” Jackson said,” That’s what God tellin’ me. So God tellin’ you and me two different things.”

Jackson and Showalter eventually never married. Instead, Jackson who dumped her at the altar says his friend, Stephon Marbury, DJ’ed an impromptu party where the first song he played was Kanye West’s “Gold Digger.”
angry
RomanceRe: I'm Obsessed With Thighs And Breasts. And I Dont Know Why by MrCork: 6:51pm On May 05, 2024
Double0h7:
I recommend spicy wings 🤤
Meaning? undecided
RomanceRe: Did She Want Sex? by MrCork: 5:36pm On May 05, 2024
vybzkartel:
She visited me, she knows I am into her but she says she has guy
I requested for a hug and she gave me, I kissed her neck in the process

When I was escorting her, I said I would want to kiss her lips next time but if only she consents

Then she said she can't consent unless I steal it

Then I said okay

Then she said she will find time and visit again

Does she like me?

Is she ready to go down with me?

Why does she say unless I steal a kiss??

Thanks
^^^^naggggin nagggggin naggggin nagggin
Bro go backkkkto bed mennn!!!(no oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: MEN!! Stop Taking Women On DATES, It's A SCAM!! (Photos) by MrCork: 5:24pm On May 05, 2024
TheGidRedpiller:
WOMEN LOVE TO ACCUMULATE MALE NUMBERS!!

Guys, can you relate to this?
Whenever the topic of taking girls on a date comes up, there is always that one friend in our midst that will give an irritated face with the question: DO GUYS STILL TAKE GIRLS ON DATEShuh
We all have that one friend.

My advice for you today, is to clinge to that friend, study how he handles women , pick up facts, and even better, tell him to educate on the things he knows about the female gender.... Because that guy is an Alphamale!!

He was so used to getting the girls stresslessly that he baffled him when he heard that other dudes like him, waste money, time, and energy, trying to impress the same calibre of biittches he would fvvck the same night he meets her!!
This is how badly rigged the game is.

Understand something today, the moment a girl looses her v!rg!n!ty, she also unlocked her s€x drive, so the fact that she is no longer v!rg!n, means that she is constantly fvvcking dudes out there.

I am telling you this because, I need you to know that, 80% of the time, when guys take girls on "Dates", they are most definitely already subscribing to a cheating girlfriend.

The reason she would leave the dudes she loves fvvcking to meet you in some eatery, is because;
1. She would of course love to "Chop life" on your tab.
2. She will Always love to keep adding men to her options list.


Yes, you read that right.
Most of the times, you didn't take that biittch on a date so you can "Get Her", NO!!
You are just there to be interviewed, so you can be added to a list of names, that is meant to be stored in the archive, till when needed.

Still Typing...
RomanceRe: Is My Husband Thinking Of Another Lady Whilst Banging Me?? by MrCork: 5:18pm On May 05, 2024
Preciousgirl:
For sometime now, I have noticed that when my husband is cumming into me, I see goosebumps on his arm and he doesn't want to look into my face when we are making love

Why the goose bumps?
Why doesn't he look at my face?
FAKE STORY!!!
RomanceRe: In Love With A Married Woman And This Is Happening.. by MrCork: 3:59pm On May 05, 2024
Globad:
You're drunk
You very rudes. Forget u mennn!!! angry
FamilyRe: A Missing Person (my Aged Mother) by MrCork: 12:48pm On May 05, 2024
Vikkioshio:
May God bring her safely
Can i told uba question please?
My millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool N30k(N30,000 naira..cash) a months which will including housegirl uniform plus cool cap & u will get free lunch.this is a shance to make moiney. Please do U want a jobs? smiley
RomanceRe: In Love With A Married Woman And This Is Happening.. by MrCork: 12:45pm On May 05, 2024
Globad:
You sound so drunk and abnormal

I wish you well in your delusions
do u relice u talking to a Londoner?are u on my level?..and then u complain u cant find man on nairaland. U never beeento london & u talkin like u are all dat.do u even no wot aeroplane looklikes?growwwup please. if u want moiney, ask nicely & i will post u £3 to buy nice clothes. I beg shift.anyways wot yor nomba please? angry
RomanceRe: In Love With A Married Woman And This Is Happening.. by MrCork: 11:35am On May 05, 2024
Globad:
So, what was the total amount you spent on them last year?
See yor headlike like dinnning table.total amount how?.i soend 250k per marrrried womens.if u can proof u are marrried i will pay u 250k cash for juss 15 to 20for 20 minutes sexxx but if u single, i will pay u between 10k & N25,000naira cash. u sound single to me,please please please can i boook u for 15minute tomorrow?this is yor shance to make moiney. U want? smiley
RomanceRe: I Am Glad I Have Caught Infection by MrCork: 10:22pm On May 04, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
Some might be wondering if I am sick to say I am excited getting infection. I am actually sick (literally speaking). Since my last mouth action of Thursday, my life has never remained the same again.

It's like something is stuck in my throat. This gives me nausea, intermittent headache that never goes fully, light neck, sometimes blurred vision. Only rest for a long while calms it down.

It's a blessing in disguise as ill health removes my mind from fvcking. Now I can manage the pieces left of my life. The only thing that can stop womanizers is: Ill health, joystick damage, brokeness or death
dony wooory.. we will make sure nobody says YOR HEAD IS CORRRRRRRRRRECT SIR!!! ...(((THANK ME LATER)) smiley
RomanceRe: Where Can I Buy Fairly Used Gas Cylinder In Lagos by MrCork: 9:26pm On May 04, 2024
Pussyisgud:
Used cylinder for shop rite abi u dey smoke Igbo
Why not? R u broke sir? undecided
RomanceRe: Wow..i Juss Saw 2 UFO Fly Pass My Back Garden!! by MrCork(op):
Double0h7:
Keep dreaming about London while you tend to your farm, farmer Joe 👨‍🌾
angry
RomanceRe: Wow..i Juss Saw 2 UFO Fly Pass My Back Garden!! by MrCork(op): 7:43pm On May 04, 2024
Double0h7:
A farm in Peckham? Your local London is special
No. The farm is on yor forehead innnit
See yor head like dinning table.have u beeeento london? Goat.this is why u women struggle to find man on nairaland.talkung rubbbbbishhh!!(no oofencsece) angry
PoliticsRe: Hardship: NEMA Distributes Palliatives In Abia (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 6:50pm On May 04, 2024
Cindypresh:
😂😂

I learnt about this crazy moniker today, lmao...this your millionaire uncle can only afford 30k for a housegirl??

Is he a millionaire in Zimbabwe currency or what?😂

Btw, you should learn how to quote properly 🙄
^^^^ this one definitely very rudes...and then she complain she cant find mans on nairaland.
Do u reluce u talkin to a Londoner? are u on my level? and i not simply tryin to help giv u a shance to make moiney?u re ungratefull.have u beeeento london?goat!!! (No oofencse) angry
RomanceRe: Wow..i Juss Saw 2 UFO Fly Pass My Back Garden!! by MrCork(op): 5:42pm On May 04, 2024
ayjay45:
in da UK Pekkam London.

Sorry were else was you thinking son angry (no ooifenccceee)
Son u never outside Nigeria & clearly u definitely
never beeento london..... NO WAY ON EARTH!!
what radio station a did u hear about pekam from please?
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 11 (iclound Locked) (fu) for sale by MrCork: 5:09pm On May 04, 2024
WeedAddict:
Bro, the gun wey you use obtain this phone, you go still need that same gun to sell it for that price grin grin grin
Juss to let u no the j.e.on is a known male on nairaland who pretends to be female. He been banned several times by M.o.d
RomanceRe: Some Girls Are Just Stupid by MrCork: 5:05pm On May 04, 2024
Dotinacircle:
Why can't some girls stay with one man. It shall never be well with some girls. You will do everything for them, they will still cheat!!! undecided undecided undecided. Infact I'm really fed up. I can't just explain. Because this is really hurting. Government need to do something on this..
^^^^^^side effect of rejection
Son. Stepppppup yor game!!!((((no oofencsece)))) angry
PoliticsRe: Hardship: NEMA Distributes Palliatives In Abia (PHOTOS) by MrCork: 3:13pm On May 04, 2024
[quote author=Cindypresh post=129770652]Even though mining skulls is more lucrative,


helo cirundi freshes.
How do u do please.
my millionaire uncle is loookin for a beautiful womens who can do housegirl work.he ready to pay u a cool 30k (N30,000 nIara..cash) a months which will including housegirl uniform plus cool cap & u will all so get breakfast & diner..this is a shance for u to make extra moiney.
are u intaresssted please? smiley
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by MrCork: 1:54pm On May 04, 2024
cinderellashoes:
You can take lipton if you want, I take top tea every day but not to reduce baby's weight. Just maintain a healthy diet and baby will be fine.
helo please can chop kiss isf i pays u 5k (5.000 naira)..cash per chicks?(no oofencsece) smiley
HealthRe: Pregnancy Are You Pregnant Or Going Through A High Risk Pregnancy,,lets Talk by MrCork: 1:53pm On May 04, 2024
kasany:
thank you Mama I ll try those but I have the Bayer canesten , I feel it's not working is there a particular product of it you can recommend
helo please can chop kiss isf i pays u 5k cash per chicks?(no oofencsece) smiley

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