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Romance › Re: I Just Saw Belinda Effah The Nigerian Actress Deliver Food For Uber Eats In USA by MrCork: 3:39pm On May 13, 2024
ruggedboych:
Fake Londoner I am not gay angry sad
Son..U clearly catch fun becuz am responding...i hav a simple answer for ya...watch!! smiley
Politics › Re: Tariff Hike: Labour Moves To Shut NERC, Discos Offices Nationwide by MrCork: 3:38pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Av not gotten salary yet

I need murny
Son u manage yoursef..everybody needs moiney

REAL MEN DONT BEG...EVEN IF I HAV NOTIN...I WILL NEVER BEG ANOTHER MAN...GOD FORBID...U SHOWING WEAKNES. BEGGIN SIMPLY SHOWS THE KINDA MAN U ARE...VERY WEAK MAN.
EVERYONE HAS THERE TIME...U WAIT FOR YOR TIME. I FIND BEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER VERY IRRTITATING ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY ARE MALE. BRO, YOU ARE WRAK!!!!(((real talk)) angry
Romance › Re: Nobody Has The Right 2 Attack Me 4 Seeking Financial Help Online by MrCork: 2:54pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Whatever this means sir
Ok begggar. We will try not to expose u wgen u quot beggging
...THANK ME LATER!!! sad angry
Romance › Re: I Just Saw Belinda Effah The Nigerian Actress Deliver Food For Uber Eats In USA by MrCork: 2:49pm On May 13, 2024
ruggedboych:
fake broke Londoner when are you doing the 50k giveaway cheesy grin
Yes, am really broke. Too broke to smash u. Thank u
Romance › Re: Today I Was Surprised To Know About Infibulation. by MrCork: 2:39pm On May 13, 2024
oldguyman:
What surprised you today?
Today I was surprised to know about infibulation. You may be wondering what is infibulation ? No need to worry. see below:


It is the practice of removing the clitoris and labia of a girl or woman and sewing the edge of the vulva to prevent intercourse. This is complete shaving of the vagina and stitches to prevent the girl from having sex.

The vagina is sealed, leaving a small hole through which the girl can menstruate or urinate.

The girl's leg was bound with a rope for days to allow the wound to heal. The wound usually takes between 15 and 40 days to heal. During this time, the girl's legs are tied and she cannot move.

Basically, the stitches are made so that the husband can open them again on the wedding night so that he can have an intimate relationship with her. Imagine someone opening a stitch and immediately having sex with her.

Imagine the pain, I mean intense pain!!!

Imagine the traumatic experience, the pain that the girl will go through.

Isn't it better to let him decide whether to marry a virgin than to do that?

During birth, many women require repeated incisions because the vagina is too small for the baby to pass through.

It also causes urinary tract infections, fistulas and infertility in women.

The worst part is that women in Africa do this. I think this is where feminism should start.

It should be fought for African feminists and not about who should wash the dishes or cook or other irrelevant issues.

For your information, it is still practiced in some parts of Africa.

According to research, it was also practiced in North America, Australia and New Zealand.

It's heartbreaking

Girls do not deserve this abuse for being girls.

And the most curious thing is that no ideological movement has even tried to raise this issue or even talk about it.
U like madtubation? Are u ok sir??((no oofencsece)) angry
Politics › Re: Tariff Hike: Labour Moves To Shut NERC, Discos Offices Nationwide by MrCork: 2:32pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
so cutting power supply /water supply is the solution?
son ..you doin well today..first time ever
You makin sense for the first time on nairaland..PLEASE DONNOT SPOIL IT BY BEGGGIN PEOPLE FOR MONIEY OR ASKIN US FOR FOOD!!! (no oofencsece) ....u al ways beggginn
undecided
Romance › Re: Nobody Has The Right 2 Attack Me 4 Seeking Financial Help Online by MrCork: 1:23pm On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Rap it sir

angry
TOO LATE TO APOLOGICE SIR...YOU A BEĜGER & WE GO EXPOSE YOU UNTIL U STOP BEGGGING FOR FOOD & MOINEY! On nairaland! (no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: Poverty Doesnt Mean You Lack Human Rights by MrCork: 9:12am On May 13, 2024
ayjay45:
Victor wetin happen na. Who vex you like this. You honestly don't sound coherent here
He a lazzy youth...all ways on nairaland beggging people for moiney sir.
Romance › Re: Poverty Doesnt Mean You Lack Human Rights by MrCork: 9:11am On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
When you expect me 2 swallow rubbish everytime bcuz of the poverty i complain,then you deceive yourself.


And you think calling me a lazy person is right, huh?


Of caz , hez rude,hez not serious.



But look!


If you think you have evidence against me,then just come and kill me.


Spits
STOP BEGGGING FORVMOINEY ON NAIRALAND...YOU LAZY YOUTH....go & learn mechanics jobs!!!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Has Anyone Ever Found Love On Nairaland? by MrCork: 8:24am On May 13, 2024
labake1:
Apart from the trolling and bashing, has anyone found love here?
Yep..in total, i have yanshed 17 ladys so far from nairaland when i come to Nigeria on holiday...3 of them marrried women. Marrried women i pay N150,000 in cash so the husband dont track me & for single ladies i pay between N12k to N30k (mostly trasfer) but depending on there skin complexition..so Yes, i found love plenty times!!((TRUE STORY)) smiley
Romance › Re: I Just Saw Belinda Effah The Nigerian Actress Deliver Food For Uber Eats In USA by MrCork: 7:46am On May 13, 2024
mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]I just saw Belinda Effah deliver food for Ubereats to someone that works in my facility here in the USA…

I was so shocked…grin grin

This is a Nigerian celebrity, y’all…[/color]
anyways who is bilanda shifara..is she lightskin?? cheesy
Romance › Re: I Just Saw Belinda Effah The Nigerian Actress Deliver Food For Uber Eats In USA by MrCork: 7:45am On May 13, 2024
ikeno:
Someone is hustling to make a living and you're making fun of her definitely a fool at 40 is a fool forever.
Ooooo. Sharapppp dear.. did they send u to skooool to study Taxi driver job??
....hussle korr....hussle nii!!((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Nobody Has The Right 2 Attack Me 4 Seeking Financial Help Online by MrCork: 6:59am On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
thank you sir

angry
...GO AND LEARN MECHANICS JOB....YOU LAZZZY YOUTH!!! (we juss tryina help u..begggar) angry
Romance › Re: Nobody Has The Right 2 Attack Me 4 Seeking Financial Help Online by MrCork: 6:54am On May 13, 2024
ayjay45:
Victor why not learn yahoo and cash out steadily?
Bro dont boda...HellVictorinho6 lack the commmmon sence ....he better of has roadside begggar!! (Real talk) undecided
Romance › Re: Nobody Has The Right 2 Attack Me 4 Seeking Financial Help Online by MrCork: 6:51am On May 13, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
Post it everywhere sir
Oh yes its about time.....YOU LAZZZZZZZZZZZY BEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGER!!!!! ...even women dont beg people the way u beg for moiney on nairaland..loooooser!!(((no oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Nobody Has The Right 2 Attack Me 4 Seeking Financial Help Online by MrCork: 11:21pm On May 12, 2024
HellVictorinho6:
if it means i will be abandoned,then whatever.



b@stards here must say i brought it upon myself.


yeah, anybody that says i brought it upon myself is a bast@rd!



you dont know how hard life has been 4 me

you dont know how often av had 2 change where i sleep/live/work


you just assume everybody that gets a salary from time 2 time must be so comfortable


then you attack those that seek help



you must literally drum with my ribs after doing or saying ur worst

angry
.^^^^^^FULL TIME NAIRALAND BEGGGGGGER...lazzzy
youth.. SHAME ON U SIR!!!! (no oofencsece)
angry
Romance › Re: Please Help Me, My Wife Is Frustrating by MrCork: 11:10pm On May 12, 2024
pappy2000:
Please good people , my wife is frustrating me , I plan to commit sucide as soon as possible. she is very shameless
Is she lightskin? angry
Romance › Re: My Boring Life As A Nigerian Student by MrCork: 8:11pm On May 12, 2024
UniversalGee:
I wish I have a gf shaa. Maybe I won't be this bored sometimes grin.
Still tryna make some more money, but for a few months now, I haven't worked or done anything worthy of giving me money.
Now I have to go back to the old game and increase my earnings.
Brother cant u just find 2k olosho?... they giv students discount sir! smiley
Romance › Re: Beware Of Old Friends (gay Encounter) by MrCork: 4:04pm On May 12, 2024
Techie25:
So, I recently went for my convocation event and I met an old friend.
I only knew him from an organization I attended back in my first year and that was it. We only meet and greet whenever we see in school and also chat once in a while.
So fast forward to the convocation day, I met him and he kept complementing my suit, then that was all. Then he chatted me up on WhatsApp and we spoke again, then he started making unusual requests, Like he wanted to visit me. It's been long and stuff, Sure I totally understand but we weren't even close friends back then just normal casual mates. Hmmmm
I told him that my coursemates already have a planned after party hangout and I'm even part of the people in charge and I'll be super busy.
Then he said something weird again, Another red flag. He said I should just excuse myself and so we can come talk and gist then I can go back. I told him it isn't possible until I'm done which will be around 9pm or later.

I went ahead to ask him if there was any problem and he said he just didn't want to sleepover in his place and that he had small issues with his roommate and stuff. He also asked if I had a roommate, I had to lie cos I'm not ready to squat anyone, I just told him he traveled for an emergency and will be back next week.
So, after the hangout , I went home around 9:30pm and he started calling again that he's on his way, I honestly wished I had switched off my phone.
Then because he knows my lodge (my lodge is kind of popular in that area of my school) He just came and was asking for my room number.
Then we just talked about random stuffs then the next red flag was, When he asked me if he could pull off his shirt that there was heat.
Like, You're my fellow guy? Why would you even ask for permission? Something must not be adding u. I just told him sure but that question made me so suspicious that instead of being tipsy from the alcohol I took, I was at high alert and awake.
Then next he came to the bed where I was, But I was focused on my phone, I went to Instagram and started watching videos to make me stay awake.
Then he started, Anytime he talks he will touch me or rub my leg, Hmmm then he continued like that but I was keeping my cool, Once he crosses his boundary, He go collect.
Then he kept on being touchy till he touched my stomach and said I should pull off my shirt that it's hot here, Told him plain that if I was hot, I would have done that since, that he shouldn't worry. Then he left that disgusting hand on my stomach, If u see the way I flinged it away with anger.

Then instantly I noticed he was disappointed, if not that it was already Midnight and no bike around that time, I'm sure he would have left immediately. then he went on to say he wanted to sleep on the floor, I just gave him the duvet and continued watching my videos till he slept off.
Before 6am, He just told me he was going and left immediately.

Like what is wrong with some categories of humans?
Do you think every guy out there is into that gay disgusting shit?
Even if I'm a lady, is that how you'll just approach someone and want to go down with the person? E come be gay, like you dey craze?

My initial plan was to create an alert so they'll beat the shit out of him and embarrass him but something in me just kept telling me I should keep calm unless he crosses his boundary.

What a disgusting fellow! If you're gay and you're reading this, Nah beg I dey beg. Try dey respect yourself because this dirty act of yours, it's not everyone that can tolerate it, It's just like a snake is crawling on my skin.

To my readers, Perverts are on the loose again . Stay woke, be at alert always.

Spits!!!! embarassed cry
Brother..so u sayin yor male friend yansh yor yansh by accident....corrrrrect.
Well.technicaly this mean u are gay sir ...why are u gay?? angry
Romance › Re: Is She The Sexiest Black Wwe Wrestler In History? (photos) by MrCork:
Infolenka:
Her name is Jade Cargill and she just joined wwe. Despite just joining she is the current joined wwe women's tag team champion.

I like sexy toned women and I think she's very sexy and built like a superhero. Some of my friends think she is too muscular and don't find her sexually attractive.

I actually think she is the sexiest black woman I have seen on wwe and I have been watching wrestling since the 1990s. Remember I said sexiest, not prettiest. Surely there are black girls with prettier faces, but in terms of overall sexiness, none of them reaches Jade.

What do you think?

Oh, ok So u like women wit preeeeeek...corrrrrect?how long u been gay sir. WHY ARE U GAY??
angry
Romance › Re: Is She The Sexiest Black Wwe Wrestler In History? (photos) by MrCork: 10:59am On May 12, 2024
Infolenka:
Her name is Jade Cargill and she just joined wwe. Despite just joining she is the current joined wwe women's tag team champion.

I like sexy toned women and I think she's very sexy and built like a superhero. Some of my friends think she is too muscular and don't find her sexually attractive.

I actually think she is the sexiest black woman I have seen on wwe and I have been watching wrestling since the 1990s. Remember I said sexiest, not prettiest. Surely there are black girls with prettier faces, but in terms of overall sexiness, none of them reaches Jade.

What do you think?
angry
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by MrCork: 3:37am On May 12, 2024
ruggedboych:
You have no money, stop this your bragging, it will lead you nowhere Mr fake Londoner cheesy
I have given away total of 200k on nairaland..check my post. You think am concerned about yor little opinion? If u do then you definitely need new brain.
Check my post tomorrow..50k for the correct answer. Your lossa and am out! smiley
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by MrCork: 2:58am On May 12, 2024
ruggedboych:
The joke is on you mrcork
Really. I was going to suprise u with 50k.
I will be giving it away tomorrow ar 2pm to a luckly female on nairaland...WATCH! wink
Romance › Re: Brothel Life: 90 Percent Of Us Have HIV by MrCork: 10:15pm On May 11, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
Currently chilling at a brothel. My only source of joy after a stressful day. The only place introverts like me (fighting one addiction with another), take solace.

Just chilling at one corner as I gulp a bottle of Goldberg into my alimentary canal, together with roast meat (Suya).

As I enjoy the delicacy, I watch all Calibre of people who patronise the place, have a nice time.

There are friends who meet to catch up old times at the joint, there are married men running from the stress of home, there are weed takers meeting up with their dealers, then there are ladies waiting to grind on our third legs for money.

As the melodious music reverberates from the big speakers, every one unease and satisfy themselves.

Deep down I know most of us are infected with the 'deadly virus' or will soon be. But all that matters is the present. One step at a time. I have treated Chlamydia and other infections prior to now (azithromycin and doxycycline to the rescue). When 'the time comes', I will do well to take the pills needed.

I can no longer worry of my insomnia. I stay back, charge my phone and have fun till 12am. I reconciled with my hausa girlfriend who usually kept me company. She initially took offence when I was patronising others and not considering her.

The only worry here is, at times, fight erupts here and the police do sweep in to fish the culprits. But the merits outweighs the demerits

Meanwhile guys, I am currently on 48 days without bet smiley
son...you die...you die..CASE CLOSE!!!!! (((No oofencsece)) angry
Romance › Re: Brothel Life: 90 Percent Of Us Have HIV by MrCork: 10:14pm On May 11, 2024
ChildOfDoom:
Currently chilling at a brothel. My only source of joy after a stressful day. The only place introverts like me (fighting one addiction with another), take solace.

Just chilling at one corner as I gulp a bottle of Goldberg into my alimentary canal, together with roast meat (Suya).

As I enjoy the delicacy, I watch all Calibre of people who patronise the place, have a nice time.

There are friends who meet to catch up old times at the joint, there are married men running from the stress of home, there are weed takers meeting up with their dealers, then there are ladies waiting to grind on our third legs for money.

As the melodious music reverberates from the big speakers, every one unease and satisfy themselves.

Deep down I know most of us are infected with the 'deadly virus' or will soon be. But all that matters is the present. One step at a time. I have treated Chlamydia and other infections prior to now (azithromycin and doxycycline to the rescue). When 'the time comes', I will do well to take the pills needed.

I can no longer worry of my insomnia. I stay back, charge my phone and have fun till 12am. I reconciled with my hausa girlfriend who usually kept me company. She initially took offence when I was patronising others and not considering her.

The only worry here is, at times, fight erupts here and the police do sweep in to fish the culprits. But the merits outweighs the demerits

Meanwhile guys, I am currently on 48 days without bet smiley
angry
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by MrCork: 9:24pm On May 11, 2024
ruggedboych:
lol, broke men brag too much
Yor loss,son!!
Romance › Re: I Want To Thank And Appreciate Some Nairalanders Who Gave Me Akamu When I A. by MrCork: 6:14pm On May 11, 2024
fadilaMaikiriki:
I would like to thank and appreciate some nairalanders here who gave me akamu when I asked for it. I made a thread here few weeks ago (see it here:https://www.nairaland.com/8062591/need-someone-giving-meakamuevery-morning) asking if there's anyone here who can give me akamu because I like it so much, and that's what I like to take in the morning. Some nairalanders offered to help, and they really delivered. They're so good. I really appreciate them. So Sweet. That period, I was just swallowing akamu like no man's business. Infact I was nearly overdosed with it. I was so happy that period and the time it lasted.


I would like to mention the nairalanders to show my appreciation, but I don't know if they'll be offended if I mention their monikers. But, wherever you are, I want to let you know that I really appreciate what you did that time. That period, I really needed it. Thanks so much you all. I appreciate it.





Please, if there's anyone here that would like to give me akamu, or has akamu to give me, I'm available to take it please, and would really appreciate that.

Thanks!
Son...romanse section strictly for chassssin females....& not for selling akamumu. PLEASE TAKE NOTE!!!!!(no oofencsece) angry
Romance › Re: I Want To Thank And Appreciate Some Nairalanders Who Gave Me Akamu When I A. by MrCork: 6:13pm On May 11, 2024
fadilaMaikiriki:
I would like to thank and appreciate some nairalanders here who gave me akamu when I asked for it. I made a thread here few weeks ago (see it here:https://www.nairaland.com/8062591/need-someone-giving-meakamuevery-morning) asking if there's anyone here who can give me akamu because I like it so much, and that's what I like to take in the morning. Some nairalanders offered to help, and they really delivered. They're so good. I really appreciate them. So Sweet. That period, I was just swallowing akamu like no man's business. Infact I was nearly overdosed with it. I was so happy that period and the time it lasted.


I would like to mention the nairalanders to show my appreciation, but I don't know if they'll be offended if I mention their monikers. But, wherever you are, I want to let you know that I really appreciate what you did that time. That period, I really needed it. Thanks so much you all. I appreciate it.





Please, if there's anyone here that would like to give me akamu, or has akamu to give me, I'm available to take it please, and would really appreciate that.

Thanks!
angry
Health › Re: Coco Samba Sexual Stimulant Can Kill - NAFDAC by MrCork: 5:36pm On May 11, 2024
Olanre05:
I wonder oooo…. You take enhancement or not the babe wey go go, go go.
how much exactly?
Romance › Re: Help! Our Last Born Wants To Be A Feminist by MrCork: 5:35pm On May 11, 2024
joemag:
I recently went home to check on my parents. It happens that our lastborn who is in a boarding school also was around for a week break they were given at school.

On one of the evenings as I was talking to her and her dreams and aspirations this 16 old girl told me she wanted to become a Feminist. I was shocked but remained calm and gently asked her what she meant by being a Feminist.
She told me that by that she aims to become an advocate of women's right. She started narrating how men are domesticating women and whole lots.
I was marvelled at her passion and zeal and how convincing she was .
Deep down I knew that I have a problem to solve and I needs pragmatic steps in order not to cause more harms.

This girl has written her JAMB with nice scores and will soon be in the varsity.

Please, is there anyone with concrete approach on how I will go about this?
Is she lightskin?? angry
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by MrCork: 5:14pm On May 11, 2024
ruggedboych:
Son you have no money, I can’t send my account details

Broke man angry
Try me son...u scared. Send me yor account details & I send pounds.. You have 2minute to respond!!!(((REAL TALK))
Phones › Re: Nokia 3310 Makes A Return After 25 Years With A New Look by MrCork: 5:04pm On May 11, 2024
ruggedboych:
You claim to be a Londoner yet you are broke, stop calling me son that’s disrespectful, I am way older than you and not broke, can you send someone 5k dollars?? The answer is no because you have no money

Send your aza let me send you urgent 2k naira to Bleep Ashawo I know you are Hot and broke angry
REALLY?? AM BROKE?? ME??
son send me yor accccount details right now & see wot i can do...try me son!! angry

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