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Romance › Re: My Gf Saw Porn On My Phone She Is Mad Now by MrCork:
enomasly:
Guys help me my gf saw porn on my phone now she doesn't wanna forgive me again guys advise me please.
....bro she not mad at u watching porn....she mad coz she embarrass yo kondo look abnormally tiny (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Making Unholy Sex Demands by MrCork: 11:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
Cesclxg:
I think the black women not resident in Africa are quite open to the idea of anal s3x... Though Africa girls are becoming more open to the idea, as long as the price is right...
...bro all we sayn is that our black women complian too much....notin wrong with an@l
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Making Unholy Sex Demands by MrCork: 11:23pm On Feb 16, 2015
...buty why cant our black women agree to ordinary aN@L sexxxx? whats the big deal? This is exactly why we London guys quit datin black women. ...they complain too much and they don't giv u what u want!

Truss me!
angry
Romance › Re: - by MrCork: 11:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
Expressions:
RomanceLanders I greet you all. Frankly, I appreciate your contributions but in some cases where unfair generalization is made, I must say more harm than good is thus achieved.

You know yourselves who create topics like "5 ways to Spot a Chronic Womanizer"...etc please come and help me talk to my e-friend who now thinks I'm sexually active and probably a womanizer. -

I usually don't use pet names for ladies, but for her (my distant best friend) I took an exception because I found her to be exceptional. When I read that topic about chronic womanizer, I almost fainted because she's active here in NL.

But before then, I had casually created a thread on the effect of sex, afterwards she mailed me quoting this my post: "Men, too much of it (sex) makes you a sleepy head" as a sign that I'm sexually active, amongst other thingshuh. I apologised, tried to explain but to no avail. No reply! No picking!

Her attitude towards me changed, suddenly she became estranged from me. Every window of communication between us seemed closed.

I don't know if I'm doing the right thing creating this topic but I have no choice...
My dearest friend, if you are reading this right now, please try to understand that we have come a long way, you showed up at a time when I was feeling under, you gave my life a lift, always there for me... even in sickness, you employed your skills and proffered remedies which yielded results. I value this our friendship more than anything else.

I am not saying sorry to you because it is the most convenient thing to do. I am saying sorry because I am drowning in the regret of my actions towards you..

Sincerely yours,

Expressions
...Ok Bro ..we don't gerrrrit....serrriously. so u say sorry to a woman coz u say sorry coz she sorry u say sorry without sayn Sorry? Thus dosent make sence to nobory

....Bro yor thread is confusin us (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 11:16pm On Feb 16, 2015
dechandel:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
^^^kaiii...this chick is light skin....finaly...I bet she from London! wink
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 11:14pm On Feb 16, 2015
Samsonklin:
u sef, hw much u get wey dey catch u? Home base meehnnn! Home base meehnnn!! Home base meehnnn!!! Na u first go london abi na who u help? Abeg pack well jor. Dnt bother 2 quote me cos i dnt follow topics.
.....and juss in case u ask again I driv £28,000 (cash) Range Rover spot......its probably take u about 16 year to save that up (no oofeinse again) embarassed
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 11:13pm On Feb 16, 2015
Samsonklin:
u sef, hw much u get wey dey catch u? Home base meehnnn! Home base meehnnn!! Home base meehnnn!!! Na u first go london abi na who u help? Abeg pack well jor. Dnt bother 2 quote me cos i dnt follow topics.
......hav u eva been to London?? ...Nope....Bro If I were u, I be nice to me so I can kindly send u £5 to buy a suit (no oofiense)


...Serrriously, why are home base guys always so agresssive?? hav u noticed any London guy cussin??...wot is wrong with u people mennn!!
undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 11:10pm On Feb 16, 2015
...anyways, bak to the original tread before beein rudely intarupted by that Ghana boy....It is a mans duty to impress a female... piriiiiod!! angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 11:08pm On Feb 16, 2015
Fourwinds:
all ur life revolve around women. ur brain must be filled with pu...ssies.if d great Albert Eistein had reasoned like u., America would have been crawling to win WW2. but he chosed d path to help humanity and bring about relief to POWs.
...Albert Nistan??... .Bro I don't mean to sound rudes but sounds like the smartest thing that came outter yor mouth so far is waz a pennn!s ....pls take it as a compliment (no oofeinse). angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 9:22pm On Feb 16, 2015
blaze2cool:
lol u en
..bro QUIT derailin the thread!
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 9:20pm On Feb 16, 2015
Fourwinds:
nonsense it is only woman dat has no dignity dat will just fall for any guy because of money. u don't write like an intelligent person.
...bro u the kinda guy that say women r gold digger cuz u cannt afford them...I lie?......clearly U don't hav moiney meanin u have only 2 choise: You Beg or u ask!! (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 9:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
Princemomoh:
Wit dis comment, I draw my conclusion dat u are a kid. .
...kid how??...am in London, u in NIgeria....I have moiney, u don't hav moiney....I drive £28,000 Range rover spot u cannot afford....I date light skin females u never dated in yor life...I toasted more females than u on nairaland...I can pay yor rent for a week...I can take yor woman any day coz I hav pounds sterlin


..so how am I a kid?
undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 8:48pm On Feb 16, 2015
slick04:
you sound rather dumb for someone that stays in london, "no offense"
...bro be nice to me and I send u £4 cash to buy a suit!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 8:47pm On Feb 16, 2015
Princemomoh:
U just have d behaviour of little child. Just take a look at ur post, by d way is London heaven, pls wise up and keep ur London to ur self.
see yor head like electrick kettle....wot do u no about London? ...U been there?....U home base people mennnnn!! undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 8:45pm On Feb 16, 2015
^^^^this likkle boys tryn to mess witha Londoner.....and then they blame us for stealin all the women.

anways bak tp the thread.. OP as no clue about women....pirrriod!!!
angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 8:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
Fourwinds:
bullshit.!!! go to USA and see how dey demand for sex free. what do u mean one can not afford it. ur reasoning is serious
...and to be honesst, I can get any woman I want...includein yor woman (if u can find one) ...no ofeinse!
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 8:41pm On Feb 16, 2015
Fourwinds:
oh my God.!!! u speak like a child. I'm not move by dose things dat trill u. I'm a very contented person. so if u like bring d Queen's house., it will not move me. like I said earlier on u don't own an empire neither are u immortal. I'm a fan of great people like Alexander d great., Napoleon Bonarpat.., yet dey are six feet below. dat same london was under heavy bombment by d Nazis forces during WW2. it is vanity. it will go in ruins. we were made from dust to dust we shall go. u are a breath
..^^^^Contented wot??....this is wot they say when they broke....I am contented, yea right....contented my @ss.....

...Bro its simple...U aint got moiney, then u gotz no schoice but to Bow down....Life Is about moiney and moiney buys happiness....Goat!!!!
angry
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Making Unholy Sex Demands by MrCork: 6:57pm On Feb 16, 2015
Babygal4eva:
I did ti... I do (what does it say about me that I do? sad sad ) Too much fifty shades isn't good o Mrcork
...sweery women love me coz I like to do thing and things....do I make sence?....the only problem is that I have moiney to bak it up! smiley
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:51pm On Feb 16, 2015
erico2k2:
Howmuch?
....bro truss me I gotz moiney...I just arrived bak into London last nite from That Nigeria. I went to inspect a propaty at your so called banana island in lagos. I wasn't impress but I will be buyn it.

...Come bak and talk to me if u have wat we call: GORRILAL MOINEY!! (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: What Attracted You To Your Present Partner / Spouse? by MrCork: 6:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
mismore:
We have so many things that attracts us to other people.

Was it her looks, body shape, mode of dressing, manner of speaking or others?


Oya come answer o.
angry
Romance › Re: I Returned A Lost Box Of Dollars Now I Regret Doing So by MrCork: 6:37pm On Feb 16, 2015
Pasqa:
I went to my uncle's house yesterday
and while cleaning one of the empty
rooms this morning,i saw a small carton
filled with dollars.I bet that money
when converted during this period of
dollar rise will be more than #200,000.
Like a flash,i took the money back to my
uncle who had shock written over
him.Its obvious he hv been looking for
it. I felt OK then but now i feel like i
made a big mistake.
So many times i hav found people's lost
items especially phones which i usually
called them to come claim it but at the
end,i regret returning it. Right now, i
am regretting again. I dey imagine how
that money for change my life small.
...if u regret it then u a Arm robber....did u work for it? is it yours?? ...muss u always steal??

...what the heck is wrong with u home base people....serrrriously!!!!
angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:32pm On Feb 16, 2015
bamite:
Mr London pls work on ur English,its really poor.
...fact remains I loaded wit pound sterlin..pirrriod!! angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:29pm On Feb 16, 2015
....is it ma fault u people never been to London?...Is it ma fault u can appprocah light skin females?...is it ma fault u in that Nigeria?...is it even ma fault am a Londoner?..is it ma fault I drive a £28,000 Range Robver Spot?.....is it ma fault I can get any female I want?

...QUIT HATIN!!!
undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:26pm On Feb 16, 2015
mikporch:
Dear mr cork am starting to think you ar a robot the way you keep repeating a statement as a reply for a different quote is fascinating I had to use d word cuz am really amazed at your dumb comments
Btw make the mistake of quoting me and you will find your self right in the middle of the Vietnam war trust me I can make voodoo do thins that voodoo would be amazed he did and wld be happy to go on a free trial
....bro ...no oofeince to yor picture profile & am not sayn u ugly coz u look Ugly so pls don't quote me...Clearly u neer gerrrit coz English is not yor first language. What On earth has Vietnam gots to do with Nairaland for Gods Sake??

...you homebase people mennnnnn...I give up!!
undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:23pm On Feb 16, 2015
Kedam:
Not every guy can afford light skin females( accepted) Not every guy have interest in them (Fact)
...any guy that does not like Light skin females is clearly 100% g@y.....ebven Opinion poll from 2 week ago agreed that 98% of all men have low esteem coz they cant affroed light skin females
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
nairayouthcom:
offensive write-up, ....and may I remind u that am from London!!! , were are dos lady to take it up from were I stepped
...English grammar ios not yor first language I guess.....nobody user stand your sentence (no oofeins) undecided
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Making Unholy Sex Demands by MrCork: 6:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
Babygal4eva:
lol wow now you've got me curious, what do you do with a torch light? hope it's not what I'm thinking embarassed embarassed

Yh clearly wink wink wink
...Touch light is a must, and then whip cream, horse whip,batteries, chair and so on...the whole idea is to take care of business so she don't cheat on you. We aim to satisfy every corner. Sweery do I I make sense? smiley
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Making Unholy Sex Demands by MrCork: 6:01pm On Feb 16, 2015
Babygal4eva:
I didn't say nyash whatever that is, I said bj I would think a londoner would be more open-minded tho
,,,Correct...we more open minded. I use different kinda instruments including whip cream, Vaseline, touch light and best of all: horse whip..

...We love that kinda $hit though...but clearly no homo!!
angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:55pm On Feb 16, 2015
adesina1991:
Just say the truth you re here in naija cos if u re in London u won't be here ranting like this is either u are working as a maid or you re busy cleaning their corpses.fake life isn't good tell us your condition maybe we can be of help
...Nigeria?? ..that same Nigeria that u people have no Traffic light with the Police riding Donkey instead of Moto Cycle??

...Bro do u realize I juss came back from a 2 week romantic holiday from that Nigeria?...I arrived bak in London juss last night!
undecided
Romance › Re: My Husband Is Making Unholy Sex Demands by MrCork: 5:52pm On Feb 16, 2015
Babygal4eva:
lol what's life without some few one night adventures huh? a girl is fine too o before Naija homophobes come and bash me
....so u sayn I shud nyash a guy??....a whole me? a Londoner?...u kidddin me ...right? angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:50pm On Feb 16, 2015
Kedam:
I think everyone has the right to his or her opinion. The fact that u like light girls doesn't mean others do. Infact some people hate them but prefer those with black skin. I hope I am nt intruding?
...correction....Not every guy can afford light skin females..I date them coz I have pounds sterlin and truss me.....its always about moiney! angry

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