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Romance › Re: Guys, would You Break Up With Yr GF Because She Wont Send You Unclad Pics? by MrCork: 5:34pm On Feb 19, 2015
booqee:
Mtchewwwww
^^^ attitude...and then she wonda why she cant find man on nairaland...Goat!! undecided
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 5:32pm On Feb 19, 2015
missclassy:
From my observation about the current situation of things as regards those who are still active on this section, I propose this theory

King- Tosyne2much

Queen- Farano

Kings second wive- Mizmycoli

Kings third wife- rokiatu

Prince- Naijaboiy

Princesses- dechandel, mariaolea, diddydiva

Palace of chiefs- blackett , kingtom, enegod, lordthree , equado

Kings chief advisor- ronald4lif

Chief justice of the federation- pasqal09

Inspector general of police- ishilove


President of the organisation of peace haters, attention seekers and law breakers- Ireneony

Vice president- unibenstudent

Secretary general- mirexxx


President of peace makers association- Brito

President of association of powerful women for change- Nneka123

Chief Terrorist- seriousbabe
..you Ghana loookin Albino wannnabe Midget....why isn't ma name on that list??...and then u wonda why u cannot find man on nairaland.. GOAT!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: If Romance Section Was A Kingdom by MrCork: 5:29pm On Feb 19, 2015
missclassy:
From my observation about the current situation of things as regards those who are still active on this section, I propose this theory

King- Tosyne2much

Queen- Farano

Kings second wive- Mizmycoli

Kings third wife- rokiatu

Prince- Naijaboiy

Princesses- dechandel, mariaolea, diddydiva

Palace of chiefs- blackett , kingtom, enegod, lordthree , equado

Kings chief advisor- ronald4lif

Chief justice of the federation- pasqal09

Inspector general of police- ishilove


President of the organisation of peace haters, attention seekers and law breakers- Ireneony

Vice president- unibenstudent

Secretary general- mirexxx


President of peace makers association- Brito

President of association of powerful women for change- Nneka123

Chief Terrorist- seriousbabe
angry
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 5:20pm On Feb 19, 2015
Fourwinds:
are u white.? u don't know u are sick in d brain.
..AND PLS STOP DERAILING THE THREAD!!! undecided
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 5:19pm On Feb 19, 2015
Fourwinds:
u are sick in d brain. make meaning out of ur life white pu..ssies
...u never dated a light skin female inyor life...u never even dated a white woman in yor life..u never driven a £28,000 range roverspot in yor life...U don't even have upto £50,000 cash in yor account....and then u want to compare yor mofolick sef to me??

...Bro I ought to fart on yor face...4real (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Guys, would You Break Up With Yr GF Because She Wont Send You Unclad Pics? by MrCork: 5:16pm On Feb 19, 2015
..and aint £20 suppose to be like N30,000 naira?
Romance › Re: Guys, would You Break Up With Yr GF Because She Wont Send You Unclad Pics? by MrCork: 5:13pm On Feb 19, 2015
Viktoh:
sire, even for 5million USD..NO...if d guy lata expose d pix lyk a week 2 her wedding,,imagine d shame....what would money do??
...hangon..bro so u sayn if I giv u £20 (Cash)....u wudunt advise her to show me everytin??...u kidddin me right?

Bro do u want moiney? aint u in Nigeria? correct?
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Every Female Prefer London Guys Only. by MrCork(op): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2015
...even all females agree that they come to Romance section to meet Londoners like u for berrra upgrade...I lie?...

..We Londoners are the victim, 4real!!
undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:07pm On Feb 19, 2015
....juss don't undder stand why mofos tryn to impressme coz am from London...I have dated at least 30 chicks on nairaland and did not even boast about it..

..this hoke base people mennnnn!!!
undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:04pm On Feb 19, 2015
Samsonklin:
u too broke
...bro be nice to me a.....and I will send u £5 to buy a suit ther in Nigeria (no ofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Is it okay To Watch Phonographic Movies With Your Spouse? by MrCork: 4:09pm On Feb 19, 2015
daroz:
Hello house, I just want to know if its okay for married couple to watch phonographic movies together. When I say okay, I mean both morally and spiritually. Thanks for your anticipated contribution.
...Danny..ok...so u don't like punnny??..abi?...bro r u g@y? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Guys, would You Break Up With Yr GF Because She Wont Send You Unclad Pics? by MrCork: 3:56pm On Feb 19, 2015
Viktoh:
NO....i wudnt want my 6ta to do such
....hangon...so if I ask yor sister to post her picture u will say no?...really?.....bro wot if I post u £10? undecided
Romance › Re: Guys, would You Break Up With Yr GF Because She Wont Send You Unclad Pics? by MrCork: 3:54pm On Feb 19, 2015
Celebrities › Re: Do You Like Ice Prince' New Look? by MrCork: 3:37pm On Feb 19, 2015
sylviasilifah:
and you're who? warren buffet? you drive the cash or the car? you'll need more than your peckam for me to sit beside you.
..sweery be nice to me & I will send u £5 to buy cloths.....truss me.
..may I remind u that ama Londoner and the the way..who the heck is walen burret?

..madam u need help (no ofeinse)
undecided
Romance › Re: Things A Woman Should Never Do For Her Man by MrCork: 1:20pm On Feb 19, 2015
...women are strugulin to find man on nairaland and then she create this kinda tread?....was the logic?

..Am goin bak to bed. Laters!!
undecided
Romance › Re: Things A Woman Should Never Do For Her Man by MrCork: 1:18pm On Feb 19, 2015
BreezyRita:



Are there things you should never do for a man? Sure, they are in abundance.
Read and apply.

1. Give up Her Dreams

This is a passionate appeal to all ladies, single and married; please never give up your dreams because of a man most especially when the man in question is not even your husband. If you’ve always wanted to be a teacher, don’t let him talk you out of it. If you’ve always wanted to be an IT person, don’t let me him discourage you by saying it is a man’s field. You shouldn’t have to choose between your man and your dreams. Nah! Your dreams, your passions are fuels that keep you firing in life. If you love one another, you should be able to find a way to make things work. If you decide you no longer want to follow a certain career path, that’s fine. But one of the things a woman should never do for a man is let go of her dreams in order to be with him.

2. Change Her Morals
You know we all have different set of morals; some ladies say I will never sleep with him until I’m married to him, some believe they have to work for their money and not depend on any man and there’s nothing wrong with that. Whatever are your set moral, your man should respect them even if he doesn’t share them. He should like you for who you are, and shouldn’t try to change you. Your strong morals should be something he admires, not something he wishes to change. However, a quick caution, be sure your set of morals are positive.

3. Alter Her Appearance
Just because men love Victoria’s Secret models doesn’t mean that they all need girlfriends that fit that mould. While it is good to look good and fit, it is unwise to starve yourself in the name of trying to look good because of a man? If your man pressures you to dress a certain way or to get surgery, you don’t need him. It’s your body, and you’re in charge of it. Orobo or lepa, na Baba God create them like that. If he doesn’t see your natural beauty, then you should look for someone who does.

4. Sacrifice Her Friend Time
You will agree that there aren’t enough hours in the day. However, you can’t spend all of your free time with your man. Your friends and family need you just as much as he does, even if you don’t realize it. Because sometimes, ladies behave as if all that matters in this world is their boyfriend. This is not exactly correct. Divide your time in a way that is fair for everyone. Don’t neglect your friends, because you’ll need them one day especially if your relationship ends (abruptly). God forbid! kiss

5. Act Stupid
Never pretend to be someone you’re not. It has never worked and it will never work. Pretence can only take you to a certain distance. However, it is usually not sustainable. Don’t pretend to be less intelligent or less handy around the house to make him happier. Let me whisper into your ear; men like independent women. Yes they do. He’ll be proud of how capable you are of taking care of things and yourself.

6. Let Him Control Her
Yes, your love for him is not in doubt; however, as much as you love him, you should never let him have total control over your life. If you’re in a committed relationship, it’s important to discuss big decisions. However, he doesn’t have the final decision over what you are and are not allowed to do. In the end, you’re always going to be the one in charge of choosing your path in life.

7. Hurt Someone
Do not hurt your friends or anyone because of your boyfriend. If he’s quarrelling with anyone, stay out of the quarrel especially if you cannot make peace. Again, never hurt anyone in the name of pleasing your boyfriend. It is not worth it. Life is way bigger than that.

8. Lower Her Standards
You know what you want, and you know what you need. If a man isn’t good enough for you, then don’t settle for him. It takes time to find the one for you. It’s not that you’re picky–it’s that you’re unwilling to settle for anything less than the best.

When you’re in love, your partner is bound to become a great part of your life. But being close to home doesn't give him authority over your life.





...which dream?...was wrong wit becoming house wifes??...This is the problem with that Nigeria....srrrriously...wher u hav women like this givin advise to break relationship....I bet on ma £28,000 (cash) range rover spot she aint light skin & she ain gota man..I lie? angry
Romance › Re: Things A Woman Should Never Do For Her Man by MrCork: 1:16pm On Feb 19, 2015
BreezyRita:



Are there things you should never do for a man? Sure, they are in abundance.
Read and apply.

1. Give up Her Dreams

This is a passionate appeal to all ladies, single and married; please never give up your dreams because of a man most especially when the man in question is not even your husband. If you’ve always wanted to be a teacher, don’t let him talk you out of it. If you’ve always wanted to be an IT person, don’t let me him discourage you by saying it is a man’s field. You shouldn’t have to choose between your man and your dreams. Nah! Your dreams, your passions are fuels that keep you firing in life. If you love one another, you should be able to find a way to make things work. If you decide you no longer want to follow a certain career path, that’s fine. But one of the things a woman should never do for a man is let go of her dreams in order to be with him.

2. Change Her Morals
You know we all have different set of morals; some ladies say I will never sleep with him until I’m married to him, some believe they have to work for their money and not depend on any man and there’s nothing wrong with that. Whatever are your set moral, your man should respect them even if he doesn’t share them. He should like you for who you are, and shouldn’t try to change you. Your strong morals should be something he admires, not something he wishes to change. However, a quick caution, be sure your set of morals are positive.

3. Alter Her Appearance
Just because men love Victoria’s Secret models doesn’t mean that they all need girlfriends that fit that mould. While it is good to look good and fit, it is unwise to starve yourself in the name of trying to look good because of a man? If your man pressures you to dress a certain way or to get surgery, you don’t need him. It’s your body, and you’re in charge of it. Orobo or lepa, na Baba God create them like that. If he doesn’t see your natural beauty, then you should look for someone who does.

4. Sacrifice Her Friend Time
You will agree that there aren’t enough hours in the day. However, you can’t spend all of your free time with your man. Your friends and family need you just as much as he does, even if you don’t realize it. Because sometimes, ladies behave as if all that matters in this world is their boyfriend. This is not exactly correct. Divide your time in a way that is fair for everyone. Don’t neglect your friends, because you’ll need them one day especially if your relationship ends (abruptly). God forbid! kiss

5. Act Stupid
Never pretend to be someone you’re not. It has never worked and it will never work. Pretence can only take you to a certain distance. However, it is usually not sustainable. Don’t pretend to be less intelligent or less handy around the house to make him happier. Let me whisper into your ear; men like independent women. Yes they do. He’ll be proud of how capable you are of taking care of things and yourself.

6. Let Him Control Her
Yes, your love for him is not in doubt; however, as much as you love him, you should never let him have total control over your life. If you’re in a committed relationship, it’s important to discuss big decisions. However, he doesn’t have the final decision over what you are and are not allowed to do. In the end, you’re always going to be the one in charge of choosing your path in life.

7. Hurt Someone
Do not hurt your friends or anyone because of your boyfriend. If he’s quarrelling with anyone, stay out of the quarrel especially if you cannot make peace. Again, never hurt anyone in the name of pleasing your boyfriend. It is not worth it. Life is way bigger than that.

8. Lower Her Standards
You know what you want, and you know what you need. If a man isn’t good enough for you, then don’t settle for him. It takes time to find the one for you. It’s not that you’re picky–it’s that you’re unwilling to settle for anything less than the best.

When you’re in love, your partner is bound to become a great part of your life. But being close to home doesn't give him authority over your life.





angry
Romance › Re: Meet The Naija Guy Whose Girlfriend Said She Loves F*cking by MrCork: 1:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
bolliejay:
Meet The Naija Guy Whose Girlfriend Said She Loves F*cking

Few days ago, I shared a photo of a Naija babe who hit the streets with a funny inscription on her shirt that reads: "I Love F*ckinig You, Ayomide Mi". The photo caused a lot of ripples on the internet.

Her boyfriend has come out to address the issue cos both of them wore the dress. What he said below:

"Great people of Nigeria, I presume I need no further introduction when I say I am the Ayomide you all have been engrossed with knowing over the past couple of days. This is the statement you all have been waiting for.

On the 14th of February, my fiancee and I decided to go out as we usually do, albeit with the touch of something unique. A couple of days earlier we had sent out shirts to be branded with the words "I f*cking Love You" and our names written on it...and it came back on Valentine morning with a slight error which I believe you all have seen. Deciding against dropping our plans because of a misplaced word, we went to treat ourselves on that special day.

Taking pictures is a routine thing for us, so we paid 4 a studio photo session...unknown to us, we had a lover-less and jobless follower who needed to score cheap popularity and made it his unsolicited duty to take pictures of us during parts of our photoshoot, thereby ruining a perfect Feb 14.

Tytbones CEO, now you have your popularity, can we get back to our lives before your intrusion?

Nigerians, thank you for your time, tweets, posts, comments and all. However, I do think its about time you left us to our beautiful lives, and moved on with your individual lives... We're still coming back into the spotlight soon enough, and then you can have your fill of yours, but not before we are ready for it, and not for the wrong reasons...definitely not for a lousy printing error."

- AYOMIDE
..that boy is deaparate.....she aint light skin! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Meet The Naija Guy Whose Girlfriend Said She Loves F*cking by MrCork: 1:09pm On Feb 19, 2015
bolliejay:
Meet The Naija Guy Whose Girlfriend Said She Loves F*cking

Few days ago, I shared a photo of a Naija babe who hit the streets with a funny inscription on her shirt that reads: "I Love F*ckinig You, Ayomide Mi". The photo caused a lot of ripples on the internet.

Her boyfriend has come out to address the issue cos both of them wore the dress. What he said below:

"Great people of Nigeria, I presume I need no further introduction when I say I am the Ayomide you all have been engrossed with knowing over the past couple of days. This is the statement you all have been waiting for.

On the 14th of February, my fiancee and I decided to go out as we usually do, albeit with the touch of something unique. A couple of days earlier we had sent out shirts to be branded with the words "I f*cking Love You" and our names written on it...and it came back on Valentine morning with a slight error which I believe you all have seen. Deciding against dropping our plans because of a misplaced word, we went to treat ourselves on that special day.

Taking pictures is a routine thing for us, so we paid 4 a studio photo session...unknown to us, we had a lover-less and jobless follower who needed to score cheap popularity and made it his unsolicited duty to take pictures of us during parts of our photoshoot, thereby ruining a perfect Feb 14.

Tytbones CEO, now you have your popularity, can we get back to our lives before your intrusion?

Nigerians, thank you for your time, tweets, posts, comments and all. However, I do think its about time you left us to our beautiful lives, and moved on with your individual lives... We're still coming back into the spotlight soon enough, and then you can have your fill of yours, but not before we are ready for it, and not for the wrong reasons...definitely not for a lousy printing error."

- AYOMIDE
angry
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 1:04pm On Feb 19, 2015
MrFernandez:
You need Jesus!
...bro u lucky u from Congo...look at yor head? .....u don't see any resembulance to egg?(no oofiense) angry
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 12:16pm On Feb 19, 2015
...waz juss tryn to help the boy and he started cussin for no reason.....this is why they fail exams & start blamin the teacher.

..bro am goin bak to bed..laters!
angry
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 12:14pm On Feb 19, 2015
MrFernandez:

It's "offence" not "oofeinse"... when you learn to write words correctly give me a mention and maybe I may reply you!
...Bro u shud be proud to be albino coz atleast,, u look g@ but u not really g@y...do I mae sence? Bro am tryn to help u hear. haven't u heard of Yellow man? .. duh!! embarassed
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 12:12pm On Feb 19, 2015
Mhizizzy:
fair nd gorgeous tho wink
^^^this Tribal mark Mechanic lookin village gyal clearly desparate.,..they date anytin. I bet she home base! (no ofeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:10pm On Feb 19, 2015
^^^she ant even light skin! angry
Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:09pm On Feb 19, 2015
sexiestchic:
mr cork dt has taste av seen you na. Mttcheww....... Abeg shift go one side. I like him and dts none of ur business!!!
sweery u hav taste but u desssparate...cleaerly English is not yor first language since u attracted to G@y lookin mofo instead of real men like us...and juss incase u ask again, did I mention I waz from London?..and please don't lie u been to London coz tryn to impress me aint gooono work (no oofeinse). undecided
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Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 12:01pm On Feb 19, 2015
MrFernandez:
My mama raised a man; so i'd better ignore you!
....bro no oofeinse to yor rectangular head but u come across like a big headed She-Goat. ...wot do u mean by **To satisfy your urge; they actually date me but end up feeling insecured**

...do u hear me or any of my London players buddies boastin about how many females we slept wit here on Nairaland?? ...aleast 26..

..Worse of all, u take profile picture in front of metal Prison Gate and then u feeelin cool like a mechanic.....You homebase guys mennnnnn... . You don't hav school homework??...BOY GROW UP !!! (no oofeinse again)
angry
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 11:48am On Feb 19, 2015
MrFernandez:

Lol....stop taking Codeine...it's not good for your health! does one need to be told the color of his skin? I can't help but laugh out loud!
....Sexxxskilzz waz albino & he agreed he waz alabino coz we couldn't stand the Ghana boy although we like Ghana people..kinda...I guess we tryn to ask how u can call yo sef light skin when u albino & clearly albino?

..bro u confusin us.. Please advise! (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 11:41am On Feb 19, 2015
MrFernandez:
Hey peeps, I want honest and matured responses to an issue that affects me personally, no pun needed please! Why does the average Nigerian babe have a kinda phobia for dating fair guys; I have heard babes telling me they can't date me cos I am fair or too flashy and that they can't trust a fair guy to be loyal! The ones I end up dating doesn't last long cos they always feel insecured. They always find an excuse to cheat cos as they say "they can't trust me to be loyal" cos I am fair and flashy!

Is anyone else going through the same? If yes; how did you overcome it? How can I build an honest and long lasting relationship without the babe feeling insecure?

Matured responses from guys and ladies are welcome!
...Mr Fanandu ..bro, we r confuse, curious, thinkin & suprised...who told u you light skin? ..who? how?....coz we need to ask u another question! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ok by MrCork: 11:38am On Feb 19, 2015
MrFernandez:
Hey peeps, I want honest and matured responses to an issue that affects me personally, no pun needed please! Why does the average Nigerian babe have a kinda phobia for dating fair guys; I have heard babes telling me they can't date me cos I am fair or too flashy and that they can't trust a fair guy to be loyal! The ones I end up dating doesn't last long cos they always feel insecured. They always find an excuse to cheat cos as they say "they can't trust me to be loyal" cos I am fair and flashy!

Is anyone else going through the same? If yes; how did you overcome it? How can I build an honest and long lasting relationship without the babe feeling insecure?

Matured responses from guys and ladies are welcome!
angry
Sports › Re: Who Are Your Best Footballers Of All-time? (the Players You Watched Play) by MrCork: 11:36am On Feb 19, 2015
..MIKE TYSON!!! angry

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