Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 11:35am On Feb 19, 2015 |
Samsonklin: boy, u are too poor 2 brag. Jeez.. Common range rover. Broke arses formin on nairaland since 1906 ....bro no oofeinse to yor picture profile but u look like u on hunnger strike....r u tellin me u can afffurd £28,000 range rover spot? ... ..in that Nigeria?.. how?(no oofeinse)  |
Celebrities › Re: Do You Like Ice Prince' New Look? by MrCork: 11:32am On Feb 19, 2015 |
sylviasilifah: for those looking for man on nairaland no ni ...sweeery juss in case u ask again, am from London peckam & I drive a £28,000 range rover spot (cash).
...so r u sayn if I take ma shirt of, u wunt jump on me?? ...u no u wud...I lie?  |
Romance › Re: Sex! by MrCork: 12:45am On Feb 19, 2015 |
sinaj: can someone xplain d meaning of sex coz m lost here  ..ok darlin....pls open ya mouth?  |
Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:42am On Feb 19, 2015 |
sexiestchic: Nairalanders I need ur help. Pleeaaseee how do I meet Timini Egbuson?? Am soo in love with dat dude. I NEED to see him. ....and plise STOP usin magazine picture in yor profile..Quit desivin yo sef!!  |
Celebrities › Re: Timini James Egbuson!!!!!!!!! by MrCork: 12:41am On Feb 19, 2015 |
sexiestchic: Nairalanders I need ur help. Pleeaaseee how do I meet Timini Egbuson?? Am soo in love with dat dude. I NEED to see him. ...Madam u don't hav taste (no oofense)  |
Celebrities › Re: She's Human! Beyonce's Unedited Photos Destroy The Internet by MrCork: 12:38am On Feb 19, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Ur Galfrnd Raped In Ur Presence,fight Or Submission by MrCork: 11:19pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
pich4real: av so many guys who co habit with their galfrnd in skul,but d ques is wat will u do wen robbers knock ur door at nite with ur galfrnd wit u, after collecting jeweleries, money e.t.c then they ask ur galfrnd for sex, as a guy will u fight for her or just let dem av their way with her ? ....bro...so r u sayin arm robber nyansh yor babe while u kept lookin like mugu?....we don't gerrrit? Please clarify?  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 11:09pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
...I guess wot everyone tryin to say is that four wind an edddditic natural eddddiot....I lie?....he keeps derailing the thread!  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 11:07pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
Fourwinds: u are suffering from brain tumor. who is desperate. it is u and dat girl. cannt u see d number of men she has slept with.? like u. y because she is desperate for money just as u are desperate for white pu..ssies. imbe..cile ....bro..today am not gonno say yor head is not correct becuz u head is not normaly correct since yor head is not correct in a corrected way coz yor head really need a brain to make u normal since yor head is not automatically correct today..... Pls do I make sense??  |
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Romance › Re: 15 Claims Of Nairaland Ladies by MrCork: 6:10pm On Feb 18, 2015 |
..OP feeelin emotional....all this simply becoz babe reject him (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Men Cannot Go Back Sexually by MrCork: 10:36am On Feb 18, 2015 |
.^^^ this chick drivin us Krazy wit her fake storys...she nid to Quit..serrriously!!!  |
Romance › Re: Men Cannot Go Back Sexually by MrCork: 10:36am On Feb 18, 2015 |
safarigirl: This is the part 2 of my other thread (originally) titled 'Women Cannot Go Back Materialistically'....I'm still beefing that mod that twisted my words 
So, in the same comedy show, Chris Rock also said that men cannot go backwards sexually which basically means that once a man has started getting freaky in bed, it will be hard, if not impossible for him to be content in a relationship where his woman isn't willing to be adventurous.
A lot of women have issues with philandering husbands, not necessarily because their husbands don't find them attractive, but mostly because they're boring in bed. Food may be the key to a man's heart, but great sex is the bolt.
So you may find a man who has been doing missionary all his life and has never had orals being faithful, but I tell you, the day some lady blocks him and changes it up, every other lady he dates better be ready to take it up a notch.....at least that's what I was made to understand.
Men are sexual beings (women are too, but on a more toned down level)...so it's most likely that a man's libiso is responsible for hald his decisions. Relationships are all about compromise, no one is asking you to practice the entire Kama Sutra ladies, but there's more to life than missionary. If you want to keep your man from those predators (and trust me, there'll always be some heifer just waiting to snatch that niccur), you must be ready to try other stuff in the bedroom 
So sometimes ladies, it's not your fault that your man is a dog, it's his ex-girl's fault .
Disclaimer: I am not in the dating scene, I have never been part of the dating scene and I'm not looking to join in anytime soon, I'm just an independent observer making observations that anyone can disagree with (maturely please).....
I will not entertain anyone alluding my topics as my personal philosophy in life(which they are not) or critiquing my friends/acquaintances, every smart person knows that even hanging with eediots has it's gains. If you happen to be surrounded by stuck-up, boring, career-women/men only, then you need some variety in your life....so if you can't make a point without throwing stones, you can just come in here and put a full stop (.) And move out
Thank you and God Bless  ...ONILA...QUIT CREATIN 50 THREADS A DAY....STOP STOP STOP....PLS STOP...WE ARE FEDDDDDUP, GADEEMIT...NO MORE THREADS...PLEASSSSSEEE!!!!!!  |
Romance › Re: Men Cannot Go Back Sexually by MrCork: 10:34am On Feb 18, 2015 |
safarigirl: This is the part 2 of my other thread (originally) titled 'Women Cannot Go Back Materialistically'....I'm still beefing that mod that twisted my words 
So, in the same comedy show, Chris Rock also said that men cannot go backwards sexually which basically means that once a man has started getting freaky in bed, it will be hard, if not impossible for him to be content in a relationship where his woman isn't willing to be adventurous.
A lot of women have issues with philandering husbands, not necessarily because their husbands don't find them attractive, but mostly because they're boring in bed. Food may be the key to a man's heart, but great sex is the bolt.
So you may find a man who has been doing missionary all his life and has never had orals being faithful, but I tell you, the day some lady blocks him and changes it up, every other lady he dates better be ready to take it up a notch.....at least that's what I was made to understand.
Men are sexual beings (women are too, but on a more toned down level)...so it's most likely that a man's libiso is responsible for hald his decisions. Relationships are all about compromise, no one is asking you to practice the entire Kama Sutra ladies, but there's more to life than missionary. If you want to keep your man from those predators (and trust me, there'll always be some heifer just waiting to snatch that niccur), you must be ready to try other stuff in the bedroom 
So sometimes ladies, it's not your fault that your man is a dog, it's his ex-girl's fault .
Disclaimer: I am not in the dating scene, I have never been part of the dating scene and I'm not looking to join in anytime soon, I'm just an independent observer making observations that anyone can disagree with (maturely please).....
I will not entertain anyone alluding my topics as my personal philosophy in life(which they are not) or critiquing my friends/acquaintances, every smart person knows that even hanging with eediots has it's gains. If you happen to be surrounded by stuck-up, boring, career-women/men only, then you need some variety in your life....so if you can't make a point without throwing stones, you can just come in here and put a full stop (.) And move out
Thank you and God Bless   |
Food › Re: A Nairalander (guy Man) Preparing Egwusi Soup This Evening. by MrCork: 10:33am On Feb 18, 2015 |
Yehman: Thank u ...U aint been to London shud normaly mean u Zip up (no oofeinse)  |
Food › Re: A Nairalander (guy Man) Preparing Egwusi Soup This Evening. by MrCork: 10:12am On Feb 18, 2015 |
Yehman: Bad belle...is allowed *in M.I voice* ...hav u been to London?....GOAT!! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 10:11am On Feb 18, 2015 |
farano: *hiohiohiohiohio* I need to see your pic(s) before I can accept that you're very handsome  ...sweeery wud I lie to u?...Opinion poll last week concluded that 99.2% of nairaland guys have agreed that they ugly coz majority of those people are homebase.....may I remind u am from London & we don't normaly look like them. (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 9:15am On Feb 18, 2015 |
farano: Upload your pic then, i'll add your moniker  ....if I upload ma picture, u will ask to be ma baby mother........sweeeery truss me, am very and some!!  |
Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 12:41am On Feb 18, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 12:41am On Feb 18, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 12:40am On Feb 18, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 11:07pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Fourwinds: can u bring to my notice where I said her naked pictures should be posted.?? dis is y I said u are not intelligent. dat lady is a bi..tch like d girls u lay. she sleeps with every men because of cash. u can see ur brain and her brain is stock with cotton wool. ...Shame on u ...u desparate man. The poor woman is now sufarin coz of guys like u. How dare u support a man who has made her life miserable, u sad edddiot... No wonda u r single.. SHAME ON YOU!!!  |
Food › Re: A Nairalander (guy Man) Preparing Egwusi Soup This Evening. by MrCork: 10:59pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Yehman: As a man, cooking has been one of my best hubbies. Yes! While I was preparing egwusi soup this evening, a friend called and requested for some pics. Though I didn't start the shots on time, but I decided to share some here as well. #justmealone ...rubbish...we in London eat balance diet and then u people proud of eatin egugusu soup??..soup loookin like bird food?..serrriously, am goin bak to bed. (no oofeinse)  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 10:57pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Fourwinds: I never mention at any point on my post dat her pictures should be publicise. I went on net and confirmed d story. and my comments followed after. ....bro u r desparate....so u support a man showin nakid picture of inosent lady ?? Brother, I don't mean to sound rude but desperate men like u need to be locked up and are a danger to our society and u set us back as men!! ..SHAME ON YOU!!!(no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Dear Girls, Never Miss A Boy With This 8 Following Qualities. by MrCork: 10:54pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
...^^^ OK...we not sayn OP is g@y but I suspect he emotional coz G@y people cry a lot coz they are feminin although we support g@y people and we hav notin against them..kinda!
..real men don't cry though coz we cant afford to look weak! (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: Dear Girls, Never Miss A Boy With This 8 Following Qualities. by MrCork: 10:51pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
crazysaint: 1. When a boy says sorry even though he didn't do anything wrong.
2. When he cries because he still love you or miss you.
3. When he still tries to get you back.
4. When he still love you, no matter how much you hurt him
5. When he stops his argument with you, just to save his relationship.
6. When he continously make you feel special and tries to make u happy.
7. When a boy is upset but doesn't tell you as he think he is annoying you.
8. When a boy wants to leave you, because of your rude behaviour, but he is not able to do. Dont let him because you'l never find someone like that ever again.
Trust me! ..bro...so u cry coz a woman reject u and u want us to use this tecknic??.....are u kidddin me? Bro u cry?  |
Romance › Re: Dear Girls, Never Miss A Boy With This 8 Following Qualities. by MrCork: 10:49pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
crazysaint: 1. When a boy says sorry even though he didn't do anything wrong.
2. When he cries because he still love you or miss you.
3. When he still tries to get you back.
4. When he still love you, no matter how much you hurt him
5. When he stops his argument with you, just to save his relationship.
6. When he continously make you feel special and tries to make u happy.
7. When a boy is upset but doesn't tell you as he think he is annoying you.
8. When a boy wants to leave you, because of your rude behaviour, but he is not able to do. Dont let him because you'l never find someone like that ever again.
Trust me!  |
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Tweets About Political Parties Asking Her To Endorse Them by MrCork: 10:46pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde Tweets About Political Parties Asking Her To Endorse Them by MrCork: 10:45pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Family › Re: Funniest And Craziest Things You Did When You Were A Kid by MrCork: 10:44pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
..ok...I took ma friends ice cream and lied that his 2 month old brother stole it....I waz around 6yrs old then!  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 10:42pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
babyosisi: See my profile Am I? ^^^ ther u go agin....black woman & attitude....and then they complain they cant find man on nairaland.
...Sweeery Bagosi...I ask if u r light skin...I didn't ask u for story. pls R u light skin..gademmit?  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 10:39pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Fourwinds: don't be angry. it is d truth and truth is bitter. I must say it ...bro I calld u a naggin B!tch earlier for sayn her picture shud be publicksize & then u got upset......
..bro I waz not insultin u....I waz simply describing u (no oofense)  |