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uniquelycool:
.....And u replied my msg immediately like u were desperately waiting for a reply ..Now u can run along little kenyan claiming to reside in London :p

uniquelycool:
Mrcork u're jez trying to get ma attention..I get u. TYPIKAL WHITE MAN!! (no oofeinse)

agoadiv:
wonderful nairalands,i just wanna go straight to the point...

av been dating dis gurl for sometimes now.before she accepted me,she told me to promise her dat if we get to date dat sex is outta de booki didn't promise but i rada promised her that i won't try sex until she agrees to it...and am de kind of guy that u can hold me by my word..



now i nid sex from her and i nid it like seriously and de vexation am passing through is dat when we have a heated conversation abt sex,at last wen am getting angry she just say 'NO SEX N REMEMBER, U WON'T FORCE ME TO DO IT' ....in my house ooo...







pls how do i convince her?do i force her?cos she comes to ma house regularly or do i just..............go with ur ideas??

nawtikid:
huh!...dafuq!...iz MrCork beginning 2 settle 4 dark-skinned punnani?

agabakennedy:
Checkout this photo of Basketmouth's daughter.Aint she looking cute?

Source: http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2015/01/aww-you-will-like-these-photos-of.html?m=1

iceberylin:
Regardless of how rich, handsome/beautiful or successful you are, u'll definitely crush on someone. Thats natural but if you dont.. bro you need a doc...

EYE CONTACT This is usually the first step. Your sitting in a corner and admiring how beautiful she is, with her long hair even without makeup.I don't know why but she'll definitely look back at you, when she looks at you and you trow your face away, you'll give her the impression that you lack courage but when you wink at her it shows you want her then watch out for Green lights

Am not worthy your looking down on yourself but she could be feeling you already.
Your like... I don't have a car, my bank account is flat, I cant manage this girl. That means you see her as a gold digger.

Bragging Now you walk up to her and start lecturing her about your dad who has a house in V.I and 59 Range rovers.
Bro this will only get you into the MagaZone.. The best thing you can do is make her laugh, thats the best ingredient while wooing a Lady.

Your Look your shirt isnt ironed, your shoe lacks polish, forgot to comb your hair and you expect to get her number

Fake
Yøur as fake as hollywøød møvies..fake nails,fake hair,heavy make up..just knøw tøø much of anything isnt Gøød...

Add yours, Btw carry number baased on what you can afford

zick19:
hehehehehehe but you people wicked ooo.... Why can't you guys jez give her one guy so that she won't die single.....

onila:
yea

onila:
why are you always so mean to me

common, I am nice

zick19:
i'm nw beginning to suspect lies in ur comments

onila:
I am not light skinned

sleektalker:
Dear Nairalanders, I don't know if it would be easier getting a relationship that can lead to marriage online. But at this stage of my life, getting married comes to my mind everyday. Just as I go out of the house in the morning, and return bck home. I will be 26 this year, but I have always dreamt of having a lovely daughter (preferably) or a son while am young.

I Live comfortably alone, so it doesn't seem like I need someone to come help me. Ones in a while I do have relationships, bt distance or laxity creeps in, probably becos these girls aint wife materials.
I need some female who knws or also have such mentality for one serious relationship that head to marriage.

One may wonder why I can't do the hook up on the streets, the reason is that I will be blinded by lust, which I don't want. Am in port Harcourt and I have my way of applying without ever being turned down, but this time, not by site anymore, can't drop numbers here becos of respect for my privacy. To add jor me self knw say I handsome. But here is and email, what's app only pls, just send any mail I will reply. Cidieschat@yahoo.com


Thanks

onila:

onila:
I dont if some guys think its game or style

but for me, I find it annoying and unfair


when a boy thinks you like him or yr not even feeling him at all sef
he just forces himself on you

without even asking or giving you some space

I remember when I was in some guys house, he put his two hands on my jeans and said "should I"
not giving me time to think
I had to turn him down which was somehow

I prefer gentlemen

onila:
I dont if some guys think its game or style

but for me, I find it annoying and unfair


when a boy thinks you like him or yr not even feeling him at all sef
he just forces himself on you

without even asking or giving you some space

I remember when I was in some guys house, he put his two hands on my jeans and said "should I"
not giving me time to think
I had to turn him down which was somehow

I prefer gentlemen

Midehi:
uussshhhh....ssssshhhhuuu...yekpaaaa

Staccy:
https://www.tsbmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/rsz_1010-54pct20039.jpg

So, a lot of the stuff that works for me in text messaging is very SUBTLE.

The other day I was hanging out with a couple of friends who go to a very prestigious business school, and they were telling me about how frustrated they were about how girls responded to them over text.

I asked to see their messages, and something immediately jumped out to me – they weren’t using what we call “textanese”.

Their messages went something like this:

“Hey, how are you feeling today? I’m just about to head to class right now, we should hang out later. Talk to you soon!”

Ok, now of course, that’s how you write people emails when you are in business school But over text, it doesn’t work. All the punctuation and capitalization and proper grammar sends the very subtle signal that you are putting a lot of thought into your texts and that they are a FORMAL thing.

Texting, though, should be anything but formal.

The reason that this stuff works so well on girls is because it is SO casual and easy-breezy. So they feel very comfortable responding.

So textanese is my little shorthand term for the way you use language differently over text.

“hey headed to class now lets hang later… oh ya btw how u feeling today”

Most grammar teachers would choke on this sentence, but this is how girls talk to each other on text… and when you talk like them, it makes it a lot easier for them to communicate with you.

The big differences are that…

I shortened things up
I assumed that she’d want to hang out
I eliminated all punctuation, including the question mark at the end
I used words like ya and btw (by the way)
Can you imagine how different she feels when she gets this one, vs. the first one? The first one feels like something that you really thought about, while the second one seems like it was dashed off quickly in between other awesome things you’re doing

It’s subtle, but it makes a HUGE impact on how girls respond to texts (and this goes for emails, facebook, and messaging on online dating sites too!)

This is just scratching the surface though. If you want a full-on breakdown of textanese and how to talk like the baller that you are (or that she wants you to be haha) then you’ve gotta get up on How to text Her.

Doesn’t matter whether you’re a business-school genius or still chillin’ on friends’ couches (that was me until not too long ago haha) – good text game is make or break! (More Interesting Tips Visit http://washingtonlens.com/the-wrong-way-to-text-girls-avoid-this-mistake/

uniquelycool:
hahahahahahaaa I'm done with you..Bye

uniquelycool:
yes I'm sun skinned..How may I help u?

uniquelycool:
what about yellow film

LaurelP:
It may be an election day, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't enjoy ourselves and catch some fun. Besides people with no PVC like myself have no hope of voting, though am mobilizing others.
So how are you planning to celebrate it?
Where are you going?
What are you getting for your partner?


Let's know your plans

samflexxy:
this thread is dedicated to all the play boys in the house.
Don't be surprised even playbois have rules and norms, and this rules should be carried out effectively if you wanna be or you are all ready a play boy

1). Never get to emotional with any lady
This of course is the no. 1 rule. You can never get emotional with her you may be attracted to her physical attributes but let it stop their

2). One night stand and nothing else
You should never have more than one sexual intercourse with the lady

3). Transparency
As a playboy you always have to be transparent and you should never lie the lady must know that you're in only for the sex and nothing else.

4). Never take her to your real apartment
Many casinnova's have ran into trouble because of this, when you get hooked with a girl at a night club take her to a motel or a friends place never reveal the address of your apartment to her

5). Never ask for her digits or give yours
As I said above your in for a one night stand and not a lengthy relationship collecting her digits will make her get and idea of you wanting some thing more from her.

Disclaimer: this rule applies only if you are a playboy

composed----by----samflexxy

...see yor Ghana head like eletrick cooker....since when did u become play boy?...Who no u on nairaland and how many babes have u kondo?..NADA.

...Watch n learn from the master himself: Mr Cork!!! (no oofeinse)

samflexxy:
this thread is dedicated to all the play boys in the house.
Don't be surprised even playbois have rules and norms, and this rules should be carried out effectively if you wanna be or you are all ready a play boy

1). Never get to emotional with any lady
This of course is the no. 1 rule. You can never get emotional with her you may be attracted to her physical attributes but let it stop their

2). One night stand and nothing else
You should never have more than one sexual intercourse with the lady

3). Transparency
As a playboy you always have to be transparent and you should never lie the lady must know that you're in only for the sex and nothing else.

4). Never take her to your real apartment
Many casinnova's have ran into trouble because of this, when you get hooked with a girl at a night club take her to a motel or a friends place never reveal the address of your apartment to her

5). Never ask for her digits or give yours
As I said above your in for a one night stand and not a lengthy relationship collecting her digits will make her get and idea of you wanting some thing more from her.

Disclaimer: this rule applies only if you are a playboy

composed----by----samflexxy

marveangel:
did U even read my Post? Please if u're not going to be helpful go to another thread

marveangel:
You know how people would say women are evil....I never used to believe it until now......what does one(a girl) profit by causing issues between two friends...this is how this daughter of jezebel came in between friends of several years.

My friend had met this his current girlfriend at my place, she's my sister's friend and course mate and they had both come to see me on a particular sunday....We were just in d sitting room talking about stuff when my friend (Kunle not his real name though) came into the house...I'm not big on formalities so I didn't bother with any introductions plus my friend already knows my sister well and again I was a little distracted, my sister and I were speaking our dialect talking about family issues..

Being the only other persons in the room I figured they just took the time to talk and get to know each other better.....About a month or two after that day my friend told me he was seeing mary(my sister's friend)...I just smiled and was like sharp guy....eventually we became close, that I figured was natural I mean she being my sister's friend and my best friends girlfriend there was no avoiding that....I had her on my BBM chat and we corresponded online every now and them, nothing serious just talk.....everything seemed okay until

Two weeks ago my friend had to leave town for some days, his mum was ill so he travelled to check up on her....Some three days after he travelled, his girlfriend came to my office to see me...I was shocked and afraid, I feared something bad happened to kunle's mom...

When I asked her what occasioned her visit..she simply stated that she had come to register her displeasure at me..she said her boyfriend had been gone for three days and I didn't bother checking up on her...(Was I supposed to do that I asked in my head?) I tried to apologise but she refuse saying she'd only accept my apology if I took her out for lunch...

So I did, we went to a nearby restaurant and ate....while we ate she just kept questioning me about my relationship, she said my sister her told her that I recently broke-up with my girlfriend and that I was sad and heartbroken...I told her I wasn't sad and miserable plus the break-up happened months ago..she asked if I had someone else in my life, I told her no...she kept asking 'why, what attracts you to girl,when do you see yourself settling down, do you have anything against any particular tribe and so on"...I barely ate my lunch....she left after lunch and I went back to my office......I thought that was all.

My friend got back some two days after, I was at the airport to pick him, as we drove back to his place we talk about stuff, good news was his mom was doing much better (I didn't mention the whole lunch with his gf friend, I didn't think twas worth talking abt)..I dropped him at home, said hello to his gf and went back to my place.....and that was the last I heard from my friend.....for over 6 days, even when I tried calling him he didn't take my calls...I was still thinking of how to go check up on him at his place when he came bagging into my office...he just stood didn't even sit.....he was shouting and pointing his finger at me warning me to stay away from his girlfriend...

He said he left town for five days and I was making moves at his girlfriend, he said I took his girlfriend to dinner and force her to kiss me and that a promised to marry her if she didn't tell him.

I was dumbfounded...I didn't even know what to say.....since when did people start having dinner around 1:30 PM....I wanted to call her but I figured she'd just spin more lies, my friend won't even calm down to hear my side of the story...everything is just so messed up right now.....

what I don't understand is WHY.......I mean what would she gain from this chaos she has caused.....Why are women just evil....what did I ever do to her

aniagoluaustin:
who b fanguy d babe fine admit it..

LexaP:
Yep

Ormorlehwah:
During a wedding reception; the
groom was called upon to give his vote
of thanks to his guests and this is what
he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for
creating my wife and to
also thank the pastor and his wife for
lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord
who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the
loan I used for the
wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of
friends for the appeal fund they raised
on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us
your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer
for the cake. I promised to return it
tomorrow morning as agreed without
cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from
their homes to help
me feed you all. Please for those who
were served food good luck and for
Those who didn't get any, well we will
make it up to you during our child
dedication ( hopefully next year). 8. Very big thanks to
my parents for
bringing the village cultural band to
supply the music as well as entertain us
all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage
committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry
me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in
the church for rushing me into this
marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks
a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for
sweeping and decorating this venue
with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage
friends for helping with the Zobo drink 14. Appreciation
to my co-tenants for
contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and
I pray you don't experience what I
suffered for this wedding.

Thank You.