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Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 3:11pm On Feb 16, 2015
...Kika23 is one of the most beauriful females on Nairaland without a shadow of doubt...True story!
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 3:08pm On Feb 16, 2015
blaze2cool:
hey whats ur p don't annoy me aiit? like u rightly said no offence but i can be be a problem if u need one. So please lets behave like mature people pls. i rest my case.
...which case u resting??...u never dated light skin female in yor life and then u come to Nairaland givin us advised on how to chase women?? You hoe base people meeennnnnn!!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 2:58pm On Feb 16, 2015
^^^Serrriously..the boy comes onto nairaland, giv us stoneage advise on how to talk to choicks and then when u corrret hih....he started cusssin for no reason like Angry farmer. This home base people mennnnnn!!! undecided
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 2:56pm On Feb 16, 2015
blaze2cool:
who do u expect me to marry whitehuh am proud of who i am.
...ermm proud of wot??...bro am not sure if yor glasses is Nigeria made but do u reealize she dak skin? (no ofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: Do You Like Ice Prince' New Look? by MrCork: 2:43pm On Feb 16, 2015
sylviasilifah:
ICE! We see you.

In the same news, Noble Igwe wrote an article last week about coloured beards and now ice prince did just that. should we expect part/season 2? If you dont know what i mean by part 2, see The cause, The reply from ice prince and the reply from Noble Igwe.

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/02/do-you-like-ice-prince-new-look/
...ok...so u like the Midget coz he as moiney?....and u sayn u not a Gold digger? ...BLACK WOMEN!!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Do You Like Ice Prince' New Look? by MrCork: 2:42pm On Feb 16, 2015
sylviasilifah:
ICE! We see you.

In the same news, Noble Igwe wrote an article last week about coloured beards and now ice prince did just that. should we expect part/season 2? If you dont know what i mean by part 2, see The cause, The reply from ice prince and the reply from Noble Igwe.

http://www.360nobs.com/2015/02/do-you-like-ice-prince-new-look/
angry
Family › Re: Does Infidelity Make One A Bad Spouse? by MrCork: 2:39pm On Feb 16, 2015
striktlymi:
If a spouse is faithful in many things but one. Fulfills all other responsibilities to the partner and the children but for some reason the person can't stop extramarital affairs.

Would that singular act make him or her a terrible person to live with as a spouse and a parent?
...hangon...so u sayn u don't like women coz they r faithful & responsible?.....bro I don't mean to spund rude but how long u been g@y? (no oofense) angry
Family › Re: Does Infidelity Make One A Bad Spouse? by MrCork: 2:37pm On Feb 16, 2015
striktlymi:
If a spouse is faithful in many things but one. Fulfills all other responsibilities to the partner and the children but for some reason the person can't stop extramarital affairs.

Would that singular act make him or her a terrible person to live with as a spouse and a parent?
angry
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 2:31pm On Feb 16, 2015
...to be honest I enjoyed Nigeria though....I will be comin wiy 4 of my white friend again in April. But to be honest, I waz shock to see working traffic light though. I waz happily shockin! undecided
Romance › Re: What's Wrong With This Photo? by MrCork: 2:28pm On Feb 16, 2015
Nairaland:
Lol, I'm just being silly, a guy uploaded this on fb and I spotted it immediately. Enjoy cheesy
...bro..is he your boy friend or ex?...and how long u been g@y? angry
Forum Games › Re: ..............brain Teaser.......test Your Sense Of Reasoning..(photo) by MrCork: 2:24pm On Feb 16, 2015
Godbless9ija:
Check out...
Brain teaser....
....Gladis...which teaser??....cant u juss send us picture of boooobsi? angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 2:18pm On Feb 16, 2015
blaze2cool:
Olodo u be native fowl, me and u who be gay? i don marry and you still dey mumu like native hegoat.
...marry who? the dak skin Ghana chick in yor pic profile?....Bro I don't mean to sound rude but u not on ma level when it come to women. truss me

....and may I remind u that am from London!!! (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 2:12pm On Feb 16, 2015
blaze2cool:
written by Bishop:


We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.
This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether it's buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong.
I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not.
Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady.
Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving up your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to.
You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not.
There are still ladies who value good guys. You don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.

Add yours please...
...ok...so u advisn us not to impresss females?...abi?...bro ..so how long u been g@y? angry
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 2:11pm On Feb 16, 2015
blaze2cool:
written by Bishop:


We guys have been made to think that we must always do anything possible to impress the female folk. I'm not against a guy loving her babe, I'm against a guy doing silly things in order to impress a lady.
The truth is that most times, these actions come back to haunt us while, we get to regret at the end.

1. Consuming too much alcohol: most guys are guilty of this especially when trying to woo a lady or when taking her to bed.
This is wrong in so many ways: it will damage your health, its a temporary measure, you most times end up misbehaving and its not a guarantee that you'll succeed in wooing or performing well in bed. Besides, the lady will know that you took something and that you lack confidence and esteem. Be yourself.

2. Spending above your means: whether it's buying things you don't really need in order to look rich and fly, or spoiling the lady with things you normally should not be buying. Its wrong.
I see a lot of guys do this and I keep wondering to what purpose? The worst is many of them come back to their senses when its already too late!

3. Lying: I'm not talking about the small lies guys normally tell, I'm talking about bragging to a lady about what you're not.
Why tell a lady your father is Dangote's brother, or you're a Chelsea player, or you work in Shell. This will make her have high expectation from you which you would be trying to live up to.

4. Badmouthing your fellow guys: Maybe a guy that is also coming after her. Its wrong for a guy to maltreat his fellow in any way because of a lady.
Whether its badmouthing, fighting or quarelling with him, its not worth it.

5. Giving up your values and beliefs: Maybe you're a committed Christian or Muslim, you start backsliding or become uncommitted because she told you to.
You start to abandon your loved ones and family, your studies begin to nosedive and even your job sef, you become unserious. Its a very silly thing to do because when the chips are down, those are the only things that will get you going- God, your family and loved ones and your job which will put food on your table.

6. Pretending to be who you're not: there's no need to pretend to be a bad guy if you're not.
There are still ladies who value good guys. You don't need to force yourself to seem confident if you're a shy guy. People will know you're just acting it up.

Add yours please...
angry
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 2:01pm On Feb 16, 2015
...anyways, bak to the thread before been rudely intarupted by that Nigeria Russia wannabe boy. Guys so wot do u think? I will be coming back to that Nigeria in April though so pls advise! undecided
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 1:58pm On Feb 16, 2015
vjsmiles:
the russian sun has made me purple huh
..MY FRIEND....GO AND FIND A WOMAN & QUIT MOANING ABOUT RUSSSIA...GOAT!! angry
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 1:55pm On Feb 16, 2015
vjsmiles:
we fighting racism over blacks here in russia and you say this to an Africanhuh
court!!! huh
...brother..is it my fault u cant find a woman??....what the heck as Russia gots to do with Romantic holiday to Nigeira??

...this is exactly why u fail school exam and u start blaming the teacher for Racism..bro r u black? (no oofenise)
angry
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 1:40pm On Feb 16, 2015
vjsmiles:
tell me huh between andyblaze krall and you who should i give the best troller of the century
...brother....no ofeinse to yor picture profile but serrriously...u hav tribal mark, u take picture wit dak skin chick & then u hav Ordacity to ask for award advice?? ....bro I don't mean to sound rude but am goin bak to bed.. (no oofence again) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by MrCork: 1:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
...seeerrriously, that boy no he g@y...trusss me...Not sure why he tryn to impress me though, am straight! angry
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 12:23pm On Feb 16, 2015
kika23:
Yes na!! grin grin
^^^Light skin Wifey materials usualy hav taste...truss me!!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Omowunmi Akinnifesi & Omotola Jolade Ekeinde Hang Out Together [Photos] by MrCork: 12:21pm On Feb 16, 2015
lalasticlala:
The ex beauty Queen shared these pictures of hers with Omotola to wish her happy birthday as she recently turned 37.

They also hung out together on February 14. .

She captioned the pics:

Happy Birthday @realomosexy . God bless you as always. #Beauty inside and outside. #OndoGirls Rock. Love your family. #Salute to the Captain. @realomosexy How come I'm always standing on the left? Love you. Muahhh.


Fun night. @debolalagos u got rid of us abi? @realomosexy muahhhhh. Lol Repost from @realomosexy Later that night... Meeting up with good friends @omowunmiak and @debolalagos #vals #valentinesday #feb14


http://instagram.com/p/yzQS_eRzla/?modal=true
...very ugly mofos....seriouusly....don't u people hav light skin females in that bloooody Nigeria? (no oofeinse) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by MrCork: 12:19pm On Feb 16, 2015
....u shud be proud u g@y coz truss me...women feel more comfot table with g@y guys and cuz u get emotional
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by MrCork: 12:17pm On Feb 16, 2015
RedBenson:
G@y? I fucck ur asshole before?

Mehn, FYI, i Bleep pusssies...not arseholes.
...really?....so if u aint g@y...so why the f*** u always cryin simply becuz straight men cuss u?....u said it didn't u?

Well it simply usualyt mean ne thing thought: YOU ARE WEAK (no ofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 12:15pm On Feb 16, 2015
kika23:
You didn't give me your cell number, I would have called you cry
I missed you kiss
..yea right....so u wud not call me coz u miss me but cuz I came to Nigeria with £12,000?....abi?? WOW...women.

..I went to a shpppin complex call shopperite at Victorian island and the staffs started trippin simply becus I spent £3,500 on a watch. but serrrriously, why do homebase women like moiney?..£3500 is sometin spend like biscuit. truss me!
undecided
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 11:35am On Feb 16, 2015
kika23:
But you had fun!!!! That's good news... grin
...sweeery I stayed at a place called Phase 2 and to be honest, I waz loookin for u kinda
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by MrCork: 11:28am On Feb 16, 2015
^^^ u try to help them and guess wot?..they cuss u. Aint g@y men always sopose to be harmless?
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by MrCork: 11:27am On Feb 16, 2015
RedBenson:
Your Phada! See as u mumu reach, even to quote me, u no fit do am.
...isit our fault u g@y?...U said u cry coz men abuse u and then u take it out on me. Bro u make it sound like its illegal to be g@y. You shud be proud. GROW UP!!! undecided
Romance › The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 11:25am On Feb 16, 2015
..Juss came bak from Nigeria this morning wit one ma light skin Bride to be but guess wot...we waz only bitten by moooskito twice.. ..My fear is there is a possibility she might start lookin dak skin coz of the mooskito bit on her light skin face.

...Urgent advise plus suggestion needed! (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: I Am Tired Of Love by MrCork: 11:17am On Feb 16, 2015
Merlissa:
They say that true love is loving the IMPERFECT person PERFECTLY.. Hmmmmm! Well that doesn’t seem to work for me! I don’t discriminate nor judge when it comes to love, but every time I put my heart into a relationship, I find myself putting the pieces back (not fun at all), sometimes I fix it wrongly (deliberately) hoping that it would be fix in the next relationship. Just for it to be shattered again *snobs*. I look back at my previous relationships and I tell myself NO MORE!

My very first serious relationship was with my first boyfriend, I was young and my boyfriend knew that and used that to make me feel special! He would sweet talk me, tell me things I wanted to hear. I’d always found him very irresistible and I felt (silly me) that our relationship would end in marriage. He was single at the time we meet, but he was a womanizer! I think while he was dating me, he was also dating 4 other ladies. Thinking about it now, I don’t think he was interested in knowing me. He was using me as the side chick! We never went on dates, he just wanted sex! And when I didn’t give into his demand he sent me a 3 word email “It Is Over”. I cried my heart out and moved on!

continues on https://inmyownwordsblogdotcom1./2015/02/16/tired-of-love/
...Marrina..ok...U aint light skin but u want love?...abi??....serrrriously...am goin bak to bed!! (no oofeinse) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by MrCork: 11:14am On Feb 16, 2015
RedBenson:
Sounds ROMANTIC or not but i'm delighted to post this here.

Ok. It seems guys naturally derive immense pleasure in verbally abusing each other. One could think it was a motor park touts kind of behaviour, but believe me, highly schooled people of top positions in business and organizations equally do this a lot. And it's not age-related as men of over 50-60yrs are also doing this.

You hardly see two or more guys conversating without one starting to throw abusive statements like "God punish you", "God go punish you", "mad man", "your father", "you be idiiot", etc and others follow suit. The interesting part is that, despite all abuses, no one develops "hard feelings" over the issue. Everyone just see it as a joke and move on. I dont know if women also do this but i dont think so. Guys abuse themselves a lot.

Now, is it just natural for guys to be abusing themselves this way?
..ok...so u Cry coz they abuse u....abi?...are u G@y?..Goat! (no oofeisese) angry
Nairaland General › Re: Why Are Guys Fun Of Abusing Each Other? by MrCork: 11:14am On Feb 16, 2015
RedBenson:
Sounds ROMANTIC or not but i'm delighted to post this here.

Ok. It seems guys naturally derive immense pleasure in verbally abusing each other. One could think it was a motor park touts kind of behaviour, but believe me, highly schooled people of top positions in business and organizations equally do this a lot. And it's not age-related as men of over 50-60yrs are also doing this.

You hardly see two or more guys conversating without one starting to throw abusive statements like "God punish you", "God go punish you", "mad man", "your father", "you be idiiot", etc and others follow suit. The interesting part is that, despite all abuses, no one develops "hard feelings" over the issue. Everyone just see it as a joke and move on. I dont know if women also do this but i dont think so. Guys abuse themselves a lot.

Now, is it just natural for guys to be abusing themselves this way?
angry
Romance › Re: What Do Women Want For Valentines Day ?? by MrCork: 6:06am On Jan 31, 2015
...all we sayn is that the eddddiot boy shud be g@y and praud..pirrrroid!! angry

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