Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 10:36pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
babyosisi: That is no reason to post her nakid pictures Makes him a low life without self control He should have moved on,she is not his property Now he will probably end in jail plus/minus pay a fine for his stupeedity ...STORY!!! ...are u light skin?  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 9:27pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Fourwinds: u think is so easy to move on.? her concert alone he paid $70,000 . can she give one tenth of such money to someone and d person messes up and she keep her head cool.? y do u think God created HELL. do u think He is happy dat human beings He created keep disobeying Him.? reason it out ...bro u sound like a naggin b!tch ...pls take it has a compliment!  |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 9:26pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
babyosisi: That is no reason to post her nakid pictures Makes him a low life without self control He should have moved on,she is not his property Now he will probably end in jail plus/minus pay a fine for his stupeedity ..But .was wrong wit postin nakiid picture?... Did any one forse u to look?  |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 8:54pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:
U dey chat with mummy water I go visit u tonight. ...juss make sure u hav nyansh when u visit...and pls don't forget!  |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 8:35pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: Na mouth talk not nyansh  ...so u don't have nyansh abi?.... Ok...Go and stood down behind the tv and hands up. (for time wasting) ..goat!!! |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 8:24pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: No. It's as flat as a pancake.  ...u don't hav nyansh?... So why the heck u makin me waste am presious London time?  |
Celebrities › Re: Duncan Mighty Kisses Tonto Dikeh [photo] by MrCork: 8:22pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 8:18pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: No. It's as flat as a pancake.   |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 7:49pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: No, am not from Togo. Sweery, I was just pulling ur legs...am dark skin.  ..ok. ..Pls do u hav big nyansh?  |
Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 7:13pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Top 10 Male Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles! by MrCork: 7:10pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: » Top 10 Female Nairalanders With The Cutest Smiles by MrCork: 7:10pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Optional2: Yes!Yes!!Yes!! finally i made it. Thank u Emytexboy u a swtheart muah  |
Celebrities › Re: Khloe Kardashian Leaks A Nude Photo Of Amber Rose Touching Her Private Part 18+ by MrCork: 7:02pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: Nigerian Who Leaked Ugandan Singer's Unclad Photos Arrested In UK by MrCork: 6:57pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
.....did we juss waste our time comin to this tread?..... Wher is the unclad picture?  |
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 6:04pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
erico2k2: Erm I never wrote in English ,is ur brain wet?  PLS QUIT TRYN TO DERAIL THE TREAD....eddddIOOT!  |
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:52pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
erico2k2: MrCork quit winding them up man, sup wiv yah,sombody go buy crafty cos of U in a bit watch out ....bro I don't mean to sound rude but hav u herd of Spell check? (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 5:45pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX:

Village life is so simple. I can't survive in the city. I have tribal marks and they quite fashionable in my village.  ..sweery ama lover not a fighter...4real. wher u from? Togo?  |
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:43pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Fourwinds: u are not intelligent. work with intelligent people. ,, ....like u??....wit a name like FourWind??.....Bro u sound like a crackhead right now. Ma advise? ... QUIT!! (no offeinse)  |
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 5:13pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Ipledge: i want to invite her to zip code 10065 and not 10001 and not 11207  ,,,bro forgerrrrrit...the girl is mine!  |
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:12pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Fourwinds: dats y I have evaluated u and discovered dat u are a dummy. u are suppose to be use as an instructional material to solve retar...d people whose life revolve around pu..ssies. all u think is banging and wooing girls( whites) ..
....Bro. be nice to me and I will send u £5 to buy a Suit (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 5:09pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Lala247: 805 pls need some pounded yamin my life ...sweery even if u waz the only one & only last fat Ghana gyal on plannet earth....I will not kiss u. Goat!!  |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 5:05pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: Oya take a flight...Go to one babalowo and tell him to do "Skype" for you  The procedure is simple: He will put water in a basin/pot. Then he will tell you to mention my name, and voila! You have my image  ^^^^this r the kinda village gyals to be avoided..serrrooulsy..They uualy too agresive & I bet she hav tribal mark (no ofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: The Best Romantic Holiday Ever!! by MrCork(op): 5:03pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Ipledge: when I want to invite you to New York City,u wanna go to peckam with mrcork  ...hangon...u want to compare my London to that G@y mofolick New York...where rats are as big as pit bull terria??
....Bro ama lover not a fighter,.,pls pls pls...don't make me swaaaar for u!! (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: See What This Lagos Babe Did To Herself In Public by MrCork: 5:00pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
amzee: It seems you are sick upstairs.. ...how?...bro I don't mean to sound rudes but u sound like one of those Nigeria idol reject (no oofeinse)  |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 4:16pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: Mr. Londer, why u dey vex?  What's your category?  ....are u light skin?  |
Romance › Re: 22 Types Of Nairaland Guys by MrCork: 4:07pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
LadyX: I have come up with this list based on guys' comments on NL. *Grab your Origin, spread your mat, or climb on a mango tree* and enjoy the list
1. Intelligent They give brilliant ideas and always defend their opinions with facts.
2. Tribalists You will see them saying negative things about other tribes. Or if an incident is reported, they will associate it with a particular tribe.
3. Mysogynists You will see them bashing women unnecessarily. It's like they are allergic to the word 'woman'.
4. Defenders These are the kind of men that defend women from the above category. They believe women are beautiful creatures that are supposed to be respected and appreciated. You will see the above category calling them 'women wrappers'.
5. Love doctors They know so much about women. They give advice on women matters and how not to be *magad*.
6. Macho men They believe they are the real men and no lady can *maga* them.
7. Attention seekers They talk about anything that will get them noticed. It could be about thier s*xcapades, or their John Thomas.
8. Hunters They scavenge for (pretty) ladies. Some of them (not all) follow female Nairalanders only.
9. Desperados You will see them creating a thread about looking for a wife or a serious lady to date. Most of them are tired or not getting ladies to date so they come to NL to try their luck.
10. Heartbroken These ones are hurting inside. They loved a girl who left them for another guy, probably because he's rich. Some of them are very bitter towards women.
11. *Revengers* no such word exists, this is my own creation They have been hurt by a girl/woman. They vow to revenge it on other women. Some might decide to be players/womanisers, or to treat women badly.
12. Naive You will see them saying or asking naive questions especially about ladies, e.g, I didn't know my girlfriend does this.
13. Gigolos You will see them looking for a sugar mummy. They put their number on their posts.
14. *Impressors* They will like or share a post even though they don't agree with it. They do it mostly to impress a lady.
15. Don't care They give their opinion and do not care about what you think. It might be true/false.
16. Observers These are quiet guys that do not comment. They just read and go away. Some of them read to gather knowledge, or get other people's opinions in a particular topic.
17. Brothers These are people who believe in God and are mostly saved (received Christ). They will quote bible verses to support their argument. Most of them do not insult others, even when insulted.
18. First to comment You will see something like, " FTC, Thank you papa God o!" and/ or "Thanking MTN.." or *Dancing shoki*
19. End time tinz They have mastered "End time tins" that when they see anything bizarre, their exclamation is "End time tinz". They apply this expression even to things that can be explained using scientific facts. NOTE: Not every one who uses 'end time tinz' falls in this category.
20. Pretenders They pretend not to care about another person's opinion, but go ahead to counter the same opinion/give their view. Some of them will be like, "Wrong thread..." while they have read all the comments given by other NL users.
Do you agree with this list? Copy right LadyX.
P.S Number 4, don't let me be devoured by number 3 
*Modified*
I forgot landbookers 
21. Space/ Land bookers You will see a dot, typing, or a short comment 
22. Rapist You'll hear something like, "She was saying no, but I knew she wanted it so I did it, or rape her then apologise, or how can a fully grown up woman be raped?"
NOTE: You might belong to more than one category.  |
Celebrities › Re: Terry G Shows Off Baby Mama & Son [see Photos] by MrCork: 4:06pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Terry G Shows Off Baby Mama & Son [see Photos] by MrCork: 4:05pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 4:02pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Lala247: R u ^^^^ ther u go again...attitude...and then they complain they cannot find man on Nairaland.
...ok Lanka...I ain't g@y,meaning I ain't light skin... Do I make sence?.. I ask if u waz light skin. I didn't ask u for story. Goat (no oofense)  |
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 2:54pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Lala247: Lol try lets see hw far uget.
On a real note, good for u, get that paper. Hope u find wt ur looking for. ..Lanka...are u light skin?  |
Romance › Re: 6 Things A Guy Should Never Do To Impress A Lady by MrCork: 2:24pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
Lala247: Ur probablyfrom peckham lol referring to a chic as Goat Rlly abeg cht to some1 else dat blives ur hype not interested ....PECKAM? Hell Yea, I live in Pekam. Ask around & they will point out wher I live...sweeey I have moiney..I drive a £28,000 (Cash) range rover spot and truss me..I can hav u juss like that. True STory!
.......^^ she aint even light skin!  |
Romance › Re: See What This Lagos Babe Did To Herself In Public by MrCork: 2:20pm On Feb 17, 2015 |
amzee: A friend of mine in Lagos sent this pic to me on whatsapp. How can a girl in her right senses do this on her shirt: " I Love F*cking You, Ayomide Mi". I just wonder the level of home training some ladies of these days are getting from their parents... Really sad! ...she my kinda girl....true Story!  |