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Celebrities › Re: This boy sef by MrCork: 1:37pm On Jan 23, 2015
9cent:
this question s on everyones lips for a long time now but airforce wont give an answer.

dude, come here and tell us what you do for a living because we all know you spend almost the whole day on celebrities section jumping from one thread to another making controversial comments and airing your support for the fisherman president in aso rock goodluck ebele jonathan.

no beef with you airforce
just tell us what you do for a living and why u prefer your fisherman president over buhari.
...no oofeinse but who the heck is Airforce? ..neverherd of him undecided
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Jan 23, 2015
kika23:
Grin and mrcork please hook up when mrcork comes to "that Nigeria" It'll be fun.... (no offience) angry
...hangon sweeery, u guys r normaly use to moskoito...we don't hav moskito in London. .

.the only problem is how will I cope in two week toime wit moskito?? ..how am I even expected to chase women? This is a serrrrrious issues!!
undecided
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 1:32pm On Jan 23, 2015
MrHardOn:
Khiaa funny enough am just an average looking guy. I don't underestimate the power of women. You will find out but it will take you some time.
As per satisfaction... yeah that one is guaranteed. Not for lazy one though. They need to work it like Kika23. grin
....which KIKA23?.....my Kika23?.....hangon brother... you berrrrra bak of from ma woman!! (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 1:30pm On Jan 23, 2015
MrHardOn:
Khiaa funny enough am just an average looking guy. I don't underestimate the power of women. You will find out but it will take you some time.
As per satisfaction... yeah that one is guaranteed. Not for lazy one though. They need to work it like Kika23. grin
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 1:28pm On Jan 23, 2015
3cycle:
As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed. sad

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known. cry
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu huh

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?
...woo guys wher??.. na joke??..those homebase guys wit tribal mark like they juss wrestle wit lion??...sweeeery fogggggerit!!!.

My professional advise, u want good man , juss look out for Londoners...truss me...we berra husband material and we don't even hav ordinary pimples (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 1:26pm On Jan 23, 2015
3cycle:
As a lady, sometimes I come across great post by a guy and I fall in love immediately. Most times I try to ignore the poster but I do Remember The username so I summon the courage to follow him and see if I can strike an online conversation before I send a pm but I never succeed. sad

Just yesterday a young tall guy on Nairaland from Enugu state gave me an all time blow when it was obvious I was trying to woo him, he started with iyanga and walah he ignored me completelyonly for somebody to call me names for making my intention known. cry
To make matters worst his response was "I don hang boot since last year"
Who says that to a lady bikonu huh

Do we really have gentlemen on Nairaland?
Can a guy reply pm's of a girl with an open mind?
What are the chances of starting an e romance if a lady were to be the innitiator?
Seun is it possible for us to chat with a nairalander without a third party involved?
angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 1:17pm On Jan 23, 2015
prettythicksme:
hahahaha this is serious with ggrin and mrcork@topic i will for number 2!
..GR8 idea...maybe we start callin them time wasters! angry
Politics › Re: Nigerian Defence Website Hacked ISIS Style; See The Guy Claiming Responsibility by MrCork: 1:13pm On Jan 23, 2015
...hangon...u people hav website in that Nigeria? ....does it use batterys??.... ha ha ha ha ha ha ha grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


...JOKE OF THE YEAR!! (no ofeinse) grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 1:11pm On Jan 23, 2015
...thie chick has too much attitude...truss me....and then she complain she cant find man on nairaaland.

Anyways I be in that Nigerian in two week time and truss me...any of those homebase females including this Uganda ggrin chick that tries to chat me up...

...TRUSS ME, I WILL BLANK THEM!!!
angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 1:08pm On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
local boyundecided
...hangon...the last time I checked, am the Londoner.....so how does that make me local?? ....duh!! undecided
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 11:44am On Jan 23, 2015
EroticAngelina:
They say love can not die, but im begining to doubt that after hearing people say thats nt true
so...
....anlina...ok..so after cusssin eveybory on nairaland....now u looopkin for love?..abi?...didnnt I warn u to act like a lady and stop cussin us men? so u want us to feel sorry for u? undecided
Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 11:42am On Jan 23, 2015
EroticAngelina:
They say love can not die, but im begining to doubt that after hearing people say thats nt true
so...
angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:39am On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
and how much is that in nairaundecided

Not up to 3k I guess

That can't even buy me a braundecided
...hangon...so u tellin me if I post u £10..it cannot buy u nice Nigeria taylor made dress in Nigeria??...u kidddin me right? embarassed
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:36am On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
I like em like that tongue
^^^^ ther u go....no wander she as milk teeth!! undecided
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:35am On Jan 23, 2015
....chicks of nowadays mennnnn....No wonder we Londoners prefa to stay single...findng wifey material is like looookin for needle in sharara desert!!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:30am On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
most handsome shocked


Hahahahhahahahhohohohoho
Kikikikikikikikikikiki
Titititititititititititititititititi
Papapapapapapapapapapa
gringringringringringringringrin
Goatangry
..sweeery Hangon....u wan to comepare me to those yor mechanic lookin boyfriends that ride bicycle and eat beans & corn??...abi?.. they been to London? undecided
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:28am On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
most handsome shocked


Hahahahhahahahhohohohoho
Kikikikikikikikikikiki
Titititititititititititititititititi
Papapapapapapapapapapa
gringringringringringringringrin
Goatangry
angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:27am On Jan 23, 2015
....any ways, back to our thread before bein rudely intarupeted by that home base Nigeria lagos feminist....anyways, guys, u take babe to disco parry and se refuse to dance wit u: ...serrriously, if u waz in ma shoe..wud u ever bother wit a Niaja chick again? angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:24am On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
oh
Its not goigoi armani againhuh
Its armane shocked
Bravo grin
...see yor triangle head like Somali made Tomato....sweery can I remind u that ama lover not a fighter so I be kind to u.

..truss me...be nice to me and I swaaar I will post u £10 to buy nice disegner wears there in NIgeria...kabbbish!!
angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 11:21am On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
oh
Its not goigoi armani againhuh
Its armane shocked
Bravo grin
angry
Celebrities › Re: Anita And Paul Okoye Legalize Their Marriage At Lagos Registry (Photos) by MrCork: 11:20am On Jan 23, 2015
aniagoluaustin:
were ur own wife angry were ur own wife
...see yor head like baby Donkey. ..bro..u cant comepare any of ma pekam chicks to this P squr wife that look like Ghana house gyal..truss me....Bro may I remind u that I date light skin feales, half cast females and white females.

QUESTION & PLIS DO NOT LIE: ...hav u ever date light skin female in yor life? ....NOPE...then I rest ma case (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 12:09am On Jan 23, 2015
..anyways bak to our thread before bein rudely the chck.....ladies, why wud u refuse to dance with man in expensive armane suit? ....u shy? angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 12:05am On Jan 23, 2015
ggrin:
story story
Mrcork pls tell us a story gringringrin
..ok..once upon a time, thir was a ghana tortoise name ggrin who keep refusing to be light skin. So o e day, I ask the tortoise babe that if she promises to bleach, I will allow her to jump all over me when next I take off ma shirt....well, she change color and waz eventually the luckiest lookin girl to take me home

Great true life story!!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Anita And Paul Okoye Legalize Their Marriage At Lagos Registry (Photos) by MrCork: 12:00am On Jan 23, 2015
...the boy muss clearly desparate wit no taste () angry
Celebrities › Re: Anita And Paul Okoye Legalize Their Marriage At Lagos Registry (Photos) by MrCork: 11:58pm On Jan 22, 2015
francizy:
You displaying hatred for successful people won't do you any good bro. You expect them to speak English fluently? Are they from England? Did they obtain B.Sc. degrees? Please structure your critisms appropriately so that you sound sensible next time.
...clearly u can't come pare our London pekam to that yor Enugu wher u spek English upside down....plis quit tryin to derailleur the the topic...p squr is a dis grace and can't Spec English and gues wot?... The wife not light skin!! angry
Celebrities › Re: 10 Most Hottest Photos Of Funke Akindele (check It Out Guys by MrCork: 9:43pm On Jan 22, 2015
Romance › Re: How To Know A Witch On Social Network by MrCork: 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2015
valkaka:
1. They uploads pix everyday. Just to get
likes and comments
but when they sees other people's pix she click
the next page
.
2.They answer names like sexy,baby,doll,
slim,tosh,dope,
melon,sweet,sexydopeassbaby,la
hot,becky,strawbeery,sugar,tip sy,jewel,etc
.
3.They attack you when you say the
truthh about them
.
4.They make some guys to sEe the truth but yet
get confused
.
5.They make stupid sttatus and get
500likes and 2000
comments from stupid guys who comment
just to get favour from them
.
6.They are always online especially in the
night
.
7.they are always ugly .
8.They no dey marry early yet they keep
updating I love my
boo,my guy is the best in the world ,love
on air
. 9.They ar reading this and won't
comment. Coz they know
am saying the truth.
.
10.If you don't comment that means you
ar a witch too .
True or false ?
...Earth is full.....go home...cow! undecided
Romance › Re: Relationship Over!!!!!!! by MrCork: 6:41pm On Jan 22, 2015
sexyseun:
I decided last week to end my weird and crazy relationship with my BF. The truth is i see no future with him. Though he's nice, caring and all that but his sexual perversion freaks me out.
Most times when i ask some silly questions on this forum its not because i just want to but because of what he ask me to do. He wanted a 3some with any friend of mine, i declined, he smoked skunk and almost killed me with "dat tin" i didn't say much. We went to watch a movie at the cinema at ikeja and he had the audacity to ask for a B.j right there at the cinema, i laughed at it at first but later i began thinking out loud that this guy only want seex and nothing more. Though we are good friends, we play together and all that, her sister is my close friend and also a Nairalander so she "might" get to read this. I am so sorry, i can't take it anymore. Am done with him for good.
....are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Relationship Over!!!!!!! by MrCork: 6:41pm On Jan 22, 2015
sexyseun:
I decided last week to end my weird and crazy relationship with my BF. The truth is i see no future with him. Though he's nice, caring and all that but his sexual perversion freaks me out.
Most times when i ask some silly questions on this forum its not because i just want to but because of what he ask me to do. He wanted a 3some with any friend of mine, i declined, he smoked skunk and almost killed me with "dat tin" i didn't say much. We went to watch a movie at the cinema at ikeja and he had the audacity to ask for a B.j right there at the cinema, i laughed at it at first but later i began thinking out loud that this guy only want seex and nothing more. Though we are good friends, we play together and all that, her sister is my close friend and also a Nairalander so she "might" get to read this. I am so sorry, i can't take it anymore. Am done with him for good.
angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 6:39pm On Jan 22, 2015
ggrin:
local peckam boy tongue
...sweeeery...plis may I remind u that I hav nyansh more females than u.... show respect!! angry
Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 6:26pm On Jan 22, 2015
ggrin:
What's goigoi armani suitundecided

U sure say nob COAT u weargrin
angry
Celebrities › Re: Singer Asa Shows Off Her Thighs For The First Time! by MrCork: 6:12pm On Jan 22, 2015
argob44:
Blacky!!! first time ever i guess...! See more photos http://www.akeemstunnabaiby..com/2015/01/wonderful-singer-asa-shows-off-her-thighs.html
...picture not clear..is that her nyansh or booobsi? smiley

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