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Ipledge:
then you blank babe too

Ipledge:
that would be better

Ipledge:
Please what's he saying?

abeautifulchick:
Please someone created this topic in celebrities section but for some reason the tread was locked.Please ladies beware because a lot of ladies on nairaland shared their experiences there.
I am worried because my cousin is in this s.hit now and she is blinded by love so I will have to just allow her to learn the bitter way.
Pls don't fall a victim.
I am afraid this is happening to my cousin right now.She is about 6years older than me and she wasn't happy when I did my introduction and I sense she is desperate considering the fact that she is already 30 years.Since december,I noticed that she is so happy all of a sudden and always on viber or skype with this dude who is based in Germany.He have proposed to her in thesame december and I was told his parent have already visited her parents and NOTE*they came in public transport after she claimed fleet of cars were packed inside his compound when she visited his village.That aside,I also overheard her telling the guy on phone that a working class girl like her can never be broke,dint know what led to that.They are planning to marry by easter according to her.You know internet is free abroad and not free in Nigeria.I also noticed she spends so much on data so that the guy can call her on skype and Viber.He hadly calls with credit and his line is an international line.
I would have spoken to her but she will feel I am jealous because she is marrying a yankey dude and I also don't want to say something and maybe be wrong later,you know what that means.
And before I forget,she also said that when she visited his village in imo state that his sister took him to the mighty duplex that the guy built that the uncle forcefully collected from him that when he comes to nigeria,he will buy one in lekki that he have already forfeited that one in his village.
And Note she will not have less than 700k in her account now and I am sure the guy is aware as they are so much inlove.
Pls guys what do you think of all these and also the stories the other ladies gave in the celebrities section ,colorated with this one.

abeautifulchick:
Please someone created this topic in celebrities section but for some reason the tread was locked.Please ladies beware because a lot of ladies on nairaland shared their experiences there.
I am worried because my cousin is in this s.hit now and she is blinded by love so I will have to just allow her to learn the bitter way.
Pls don't fall a victim.
I am afraid this is happening to my cousin right now.She is about 6years older than me and she wasn't happy when I did my introduction and I sense she is desperate considering the fact that she is already 30 years.Since december,I noticed that she is so happy all of a sudden and always on viber or skype with this dude who is based in Germany.He have proposed to her in thesame december and I was told his parent have already visited her parents and NOTE*they came in public transport after she claimed fleet of cars were packed inside his compound when she visited his village.That aside,I also overheard her telling the guy on phone that a working class girl like her can never be broke,dint know what led to that.They are planning to marry by easter according to her.You know internet is free abroad and not free in Nigeria.I also noticed she spends so much on data so that the guy can call her on skype and Viber.He hadly calls with credit and his line is an international line.
I would have spoken to her but she will feel I am jealous because she is marrying a yankey dude and I also don't want to say something and maybe be wrong later,you know what that means.
And before I forget,she also said that when she visited his village in imo state that his sister took him to the mighty duplex that the guy built that the uncle forcefully collected from him that when he comes to nigeria,he will buy one in lekki that he have already forfeited that one in his village.
And Note she will not have less than 700k in her account now and I am sure the guy is aware as they are so much inlove.
Pls guys what do you think of all these and also the stories the other ladies gave in the celebrities section ,colorated with this one.

assfreaky:

UchihaMadara:
So what is the problem?

It's not like you are asking her to change something she cant, like the size of her head or somn.

My ex used to tell me when my breath had expired, when my tummy was protruding slightly, and so on.

Guy, if you tell her to join you to work out n she no gree, then free the babe, please!

Your mama go tell u say ur mouth dey smell, instead make u go brush am, u come dey hate am for speaking the truth.

prettyjo:
size 10 is not bad

AfricanApple:
your own like coconut. no oo I'm NEPA skin

EroticAngelina:
This mrcork sef ehn dont tell her. Dont u have sense.

LaurelP:
Curvaceous Fanti is the current Miss Curves UNILAG. She’s Petrochemical Engineering student at the university.

major466:
In a world growing with violence on a daily basis. The need for self protection becomes very paramount, especially for ladies who are usually vulnerable.
Below is a pictorial display of how ladies can defend themselves from possible violent attacks.

https://s5.postimg.org/q3jwg4o8n/1421664919736.jpg
Step 1. Stand your ground. Show no fear.
Step 2. Hold your position and lower yourself below the attacker's chin.
Step 3. Make a surprise thrust with your head on his jaw area. This will disorient him into confusion.
Step4. Consolidate and take advantage of the confusion on the attacker with a nice knee kick on his balls. This will make him lose control.
Step 5. Keep on the offensive by giving the attacker a knock on the back with your elbow.
Step 6. Triple it up with a kick on the attacker's heard as he skampars for breadth.
Step 7. This time your attacker falls on the ground gasping in pains, but don't let go yet. Give him a leg kick to prevent surprise offensive from the attacker.
Step 8. Now your attacker is completely subdued. You may finish him up with kick on his arms and back.

Disclaimer: This is advisable only in life threatening situation. Don't practice this on your husband.

tosyne2much:
Critics is something that is inevitable in life, therefore I will keep doing what I'm good at no matter how people criticize nor condemn because that's my style & that's what makes me unique.

**Just grab your aboniki balm & read meticulously **

Reasons Why Many Guys Insist On Getting Into Ladies' Pants In Relationships

1. Ladies Who Don't Allow Sex Often Misbehave
I know that most ladies will disagree with this point but there's an atom of truth in it. As a matter of fact, most ladies (not all though) who don't allow sex in relationships often misbehave because they know they have nothing to lose. Most of them might not even think twice b4 dumping you because they are not sexually attached to you

2. They Don't Want To Be Tagged Mugu
YES ! Many dudes seem to be very careful in dealing with ladies who always claims that sex is NOT a yardstick for LOVE yet these ladies will screw you, extort you & will never want you to get under their pants. These same ladies will go to their friends and tell them how MUGU you are.

3. Wrong Orientation
I grew up with an orientation and mentality of " NO DULL YOURSELF" when dealing with a lady who doesn't want SEX in a relationship because another dude somewhere might just be doing the work while you are playing the role of ROMEO.. Hahaha !!! Isn't that funny ? I'm pretty sure I'm NOT the only one with this orientation & mentality

4. To Boost Their Ego
MY OPINION on why guys want sex in relationships is to boost their EGO, or make them feel "PROUD, more so, they derive JOY in it"; thinking "oh, straph that girl! she was so nice.. blah blah" but dont take under the consideration on how the girl feels like sure

5. To Have Dominion & Control
Some dudes have the belief that sex will make them have total control and have dominion over a lady, therefore they don't joke with sex in a relationship because once a girl has sex she is considered "USED" but a guy can lie about his past and nobody can prove otherwise. It's
totally unfair but that is the reality of
today's society.

6. It Is My Duty & Entitlement
Hahaha !!! This also got me cracking. Some dudes who are in relationships don't have a reason why they should have sex with you. They only feel it is their DUTY and it's their ENTITLEMENT as a boyfriend. That's all

7. Emotional Attachment
Many dudes only want sex because they believe it will make a lady stay glued. #if I hear#

8. The experience Of Friends
They must have heard about their friends' experiences of how they loved and dated ladies who lied about being a virgin for almost 4 year & she they later caught sleeping with another dude with their two naked eyes. Many dudes are brainwashed by others experiences, therefore they don't wouldn't want to experience that

9. Sex Is Love
There's this saying amongst youth that sex is important in a relationship but NOT a necessity. However, many dudes wrongly interprete this saying and will always want sex so as to know how true a ladies is into them. However, some guys will tell you anything to get sex, even though they don't love. Some will promise to open a supermarket for you, some will promise you marriage, therefore if you really love them you would have sex with them.

10. Sex Urge (Konji)
All the aforementioned points still boil down to SEX URGE (Konji). The hormone testosterone is
very strong in MOST young guys that they don't even hide it. Some are able to curb their urge while some are crazy about it as if their lives depend on it. This is the major reasons why guy always want to have sex.


Written by: Tosyne2much

Source : https://tosyne2much..com

EroticAngelina:
Something happened to me just now, and i am so sad and depressed
i cnt say what happened coz its personal...
I need u guy's advise on how to make dis sadness stop pls
one more thing, if u knw ur jx gonna come here and insult me, jx press back

EroticAngelina:
Something happened to me just now, and i am so sad and depressed
i cnt say what happened coz its personal...
I need u guy's advise on how to make dis sadness stop pls
one more thing, if u knw ur jx gonna come here and insult me, jx press back

Gflat:
Shut your pie hole fool!

Blackeard:
lmao u can't even speak good english and you're calling us "bush home based people"? Lmfao dude you're a joke. U shouldn't even have the right to "speak" talkless of "sleeping with anything"...not even a pillow. Bloody Schmuck

Gflat:
I don’t love you; I barely know you. But I’m fascinated by your potential.

People might criticise me for opening this thread but I knew God created Nairaland for us to meet. So I think opening a thread directed to you might make you reply my message.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours. I want to take your hand and hold it tight. I want to run my fingers through you hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.
I’m not saying I like you. But then again, I am on this site, writing a “letter to a crush.” 

I want to get to know you rubey hope to see your comments

Gflat:
I don’t love you; I barely know you. But I’m fascinated by your potential.

People might criticise me for opening this thread but I knew God created Nairaland for us to meet. So I think opening a thread directed to you might make you reply my message.

I want to find out who you are behind that smile of yours. I want to take your hand and hold it tight. I want to run my fingers through you hair, and see the blush creep onto your face.
I want to be there when you spill your feelings, your thoughts, your opinions.
I’m not saying I like you. But then again, I am on this site, writing a “letter to a crush.” 

I want to get to know you rubey hope to see your comments

Blackeard:
what? Coming from you? If there's anyone that's g@y its u.

CoCoLav:
Chisos!!!

#OkBye!

CoCoLav:
Chisos!!!

#OkBye!

kendrick9:
u and gay everytime...
are u gay urself(no offence)

chidiezeh:
Some people dream about getting
bigger breasts . But we should say that
big boobs are not always a good thing.
Here are some struggles that only girls
with ample bosoms understand .

1 . You should wear two bras when
exercising. No matter how sporty and
supportive they claim to be . They are
never enough . Running turns into hell .
No matter how many bras you wear .

2 . Shirts with buttons never fit
correctly. No matter what size you
buy, they are gaping at your chest .
And this is not an effect you want to
achieve. And if a shirt fits you across
your chest – it is big everywhere else .

3 . Buying a swimming suit is a real
challenge . Very often you have to get a
bigger size of the top.

4 . Usually bras comes in boring colors :
black , white or nude . It is hard to find
a large size cup of cute bright color .
And strapless bras are most definitely
a taboo .

5 . Putting a bra in the morning is
like an exercise . And the time when
you can take it off is the happiest
moment of the day .

6 . Your cute pendants and necklaces
can get lost in your cleavage .

7 . It is hard and uncomfortable to
sleep on your stomach.

8 . Even basic outfits can look too
extravagant and s* xy on you . For
example Nollywood Actress , Yvonne
Jegede , says she should not be blamed
if her clothes are not big enough to
cover her very big boobs .

9 . Many people think that it is OK to
ask your bra size . It is not .

10 . And the last , but not the least –
your friends don ’ t understand your
complaints. Simply because they see
no problems in having a large breasts

lillyjane:
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