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Romance › Re: Apology Letter For Criminalising Kristina1 A Romancelander by MrCork: 8:34pm On Jan 24, 2015

Unibenstudent:
I create this out of my indepth sorrow and remorse I face now,,I know I took law into my hands,,I pray you all forgive me because I who criminalised her ,was also guilty of the offense,,but I have repented..
My only account Is unibenstudent and the others henceforth will no longer be used,,I pray romancelanders forgive me and Kristina forgive me,I missed u Kristina...if u create a new account on nairaland ..we romancelanders will be happy with u,...

#peace

..Onila ...plis stop using different I'd and create more than 30 thread a week......we are fedddup of yor threads. Please please please STOP!!! angry

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Romance › Re: Apology Letter For Criminalising Kristina1 A Romancelander by MrCork: 8:31pm On Jan 24, 2015

...but serrrriously, did she tink I waz homebase??,...I loook like I hav tribal mark. That ghana chick rude like chicken. 4real angry

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Romance › Re: Apology Letter For Criminalising Kristina1 A Romancelander by MrCork: 8:30pm On Jan 24, 2015

cherryice:
I refuse clickn on ur profile.
Where are you based?

...see yor head like kettle...well the last time I check I am from London pekam gademmmmit!!

....sweery by the way..r u light skin? angry

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Romance › Re: What Guys Do When A Girl Is Comming To Visit (Picture) by MrCork: 7:58pm On Jan 24, 2015

3cycle:
The honest ones invite you to their humble home, while the dishonest ones take you to their friends house or hotels.

...I will be in that Nigeria in two week....plis can u come to ma hotel? wink

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Romance › Re: Apology Letter For Criminalising Kristina1 A Romancelander by MrCork: 7:56pm On Jan 24, 2015

Unibenstudent:
I create this out of my indepth sorrow and remorse I face now,,I know I took law into my hands,,I pray you all forgive me because I who criminalised her ,was also guilty of the offense,,but I have repented..
My only account Is unibenstudent and the others henceforth will no longer be used,,I pray romancelanders forgive me and Kristina forgive me,I missed u Kristina...if u create a new account on nairaland ..we romancelanders will be happy with u,...

#peace

...sad...u beggin a female coz she reject u??..... U homebase people mennnnn!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 7:53pm On Jan 24, 2015

....^^^bro guess wot...i like u cuz u a great b!tch and b!tches juss to quit.....truss me...u will respond like a b!tch again! undecided

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 7:49pm On Jan 24, 2015

tobiboss:
so i'm no more from togo What a dìckhead.
Btw, you löwlife, don't quote again, i dont wanna get banned

....bro I apolagiise ...cuz it seem as if the smartest ting that came outter yor mouth waz a p£nnnis.

....so plis plis plis.... take this as a compliment(no oofense) embarassed

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 6:50pm On Jan 24, 2015

tobiboss:
go suck on your dìldo, you wankèr.
Idiöt!!

^^^^ all becuz EroticaAngelita ignore him...he started moanin at me like a Nigerian idol reject..what a sad b!tch though (no oofense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 3:23pm On Jan 24, 2015

EroticAngelina:
They say love can not die, but im begining to doubt that after hearing people say thats nt true
so...

...anyways..sweery were waz we before we were rudely interrupted by that she-goat??

...yea about love... I take it u love moi...right? wink

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 3:21pm On Jan 24, 2015

^^^^ the poor boy keeps naggin like a b!tch from Togo...I didn't even say anything wrong and he started b!tchin. I giv up! embarassed

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 3:19pm On Jan 24, 2015

tobiboss:
bìtch please!! speak english
Goät!!

...brother... We beg u..why don't u slip into something more comfortable like a coma.....this wud really help (no oofeencse) undecided

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 3:15pm On Jan 24, 2015

EroticAngelina:
i cnt. sorry

...ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ....u bad chick... U blank the poor boy ?..now he goooona very deprrreesss! grin

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 11:53am On Jan 24, 2015

tobiboss:
just because i advised you to go back to school to learn how to read, you had to show yourself as a village boy, mods pls ban this boy

....OK Tracy.....can u finis up yor life story?? ...I have an apppointment at 4pm....edddddddot boy!! (no oofeinse) undecided

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Romance › Re: Is It Possible To Fall Out Of Love? by MrCork: 7:51pm On Jan 23, 2015

tobiboss:
oga, go back to school and learn hw to read gaddemit!

...^^^^ i tink i juss upsset a strong memba of lagos g@y commmunity.....bro..sounds like the smart test ting that Eva come outter yor mouth waz a p€nnis.

.....muss u always derail a thrad?no. Offense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 3:38pm On Jan 23, 2015

Logicalmind:
We are no longer together. That's why

I dumped her.

...bro...serrriously I don't mean to sound rude but u loook like one of those Nigeria idol reject...r u from Lagos? undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 3:37pm On Jan 23, 2015

Logicalmind:
We are no longer together. That's why

I dumped her.

...ok bro I am busy wit my babe...pls can I ignore u some other time?(no oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 3:33pm On Jan 23, 2015

Logicalmind:
Yes. I can attest for her.
She is my EX.

...which EX?.... U berrrra go bak under the mango tree and finish drinking yor palm wine..GOAT!! undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Jan 23, 2015

kika23:
OK OK!! I will accommodate you

...but hangon...Sweery r u sure u the real light person in that picture?....coz I don't wanna get disappointed. angry

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 3:13pm On Jan 23, 2015

MrHardOn:
MrCork. Haha... That will be nice. Golden shower. As long as you are a female dawg. Back to Kika23. Dearis nothink you can do now...too late. You can go after...Serenaqueensy, Nneka123, MisBlah just to mention few or Idowuogbo.

...u want me to go afta the ugly ones and u go for kika23??...... Brother, am a lover not a fighter. Pls don't let me swaaaar formu and pls don't let me say yor triangle ghana head is not correct (no oofense) angry

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 3:11pm On Jan 23, 2015

kika23:
OK OK!! I will accommodate you

.MR Cork<<<<<<. Dyammmm this boy gots lyrics: hope those Nairaland slow poke guys wil watch and learn from the master on how to talk to chick nicely...and then u get the thingy!!

....yaaaaaay....NIGERIA...HERE I COME!!! cheesy

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Celebrities › Re: What Is Wrong With Her Dressing? (photos) by MrCork: 2:51pm On Jan 23, 2015

Eminiballer:
Nollywood actress, Halima Abubakar was recently spotted on this outfit.
What would you say about the dressing?
Is it Ok?
https://i0.wp.com/3.bp..com/-GuGkjnqfG2Q/VL-qbFFPCoI/AAAAAAAEWJg/OZn8JRHVzKE/s1600/01.png https://i0.wp.com/1.bp..com/-4gEcExSAInE/VL-qc8BImnI/AAAAAAAEWJo/vWhlBG6gpQc/s1600/1.png
SEE SOURCE

...see yor head like g@y baby donkey.....don't u like punnny?. Ther is notin wrong with her dress gaddeeeemit. It's g@y guys like u that make men look bad!! angry

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 2:48pm On Jan 23, 2015

kika23:
It depends

...ok then...I swaaaar I lost ma tedddy bear... Will u sleep wit me? ..pls?

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Romance › Re: Mrcork Online Relationship Help & Advise for all...pls Ask Questions. by MrCork(op): 2:47pm On Jan 23, 2015

...ok....I know Nigerians like everything free so am sgiving another free advise this year...2015

....for those of you who need help, confident and who refuse to remain single again this year......please holla for valentine day advise!!

..don't be shy angry

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 2:43pm On Jan 23, 2015

kika23:
What do I look like then??

..Question:...,if u take me home...would you keep me?... Be honest! wink

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 2:34pm On Jan 23, 2015

MrHardOn:
Kika23. Has made up her mind it's me or no one else.Nothing changes that. What are you going to do about it now?

Kika23..Please tell MrCork...You are all mine.

..bro serrrriously...if I waz a dog & u waz a flower.....I will probably lift up ma leg across yor wide face and giv u a shower.

.....truss me..u r no competition( no oofense) undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 2:29pm On Jan 23, 2015

kika23:
They can speak English very well too.... Don't try Lagos females oooo.... They are hot!!

Yes sweery, I CAN cook

...yea but can u cook rice? .. U don't loookit though! undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 2:24pm On Jan 23, 2015

kika23:
Yes it's true! So many light skin females.... You will love Lagos..... Mrcork in Nigeria....

....yea but I head they can't spek English though...anyways, u kinda light skin though. ..sweery Can u cook? angry

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 2:19pm On Jan 23, 2015

MrHardOn:
MrCork.. She is not looking for a london guy. She like sit here.

Yeah . that is my specialty. Light skin, Tight slim. See her eyes and lips....this is the kind of face you want to be seeing in your dream.

....bro u honest belif shes is type?..I don't mean to sound rude but do y realize she as class?

...which is exactly wher I fit in.... U juss to gerrrrrit.. Do u? (no oofense) . undecided

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Romance › Re: Guys What Would You Do? Please Advise by MrCork(op): 2:16pm On Jan 23, 2015

kika23:
You will cope sweery... Use mosquito net and repellant

....bein doin some holiday guide do's and don't and they said moskito in that place big as butter fly....how is a Londoner expected to cope... Another thing I heard is that 80% of the females in that lagos r light skin.

...that sounds like good news though cheesy

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 1:46pm On Jan 23, 2015

MrHardOn:
Kika23. Don't mind MrCork. I will go to the moon for you...bring the stars for you.

...u goin to get bus to the moon?? ...abi?....Ok Son, I like yor approach....Now lets see yor departure (no ofeinse) angry

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 1:45pm On Jan 23, 2015

MrHardOn:
Kika23. Don't mind MrCork. I will go to the moon for you...bring the stars for you.

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Romance › Re: Why Is It Difficult To Woo Guys On Nairaland? by MrCork: 1:40pm On Jan 23, 2015

MrHardOn:
MrCork. She is mine now. Confirmed. You need to move on. And she is not a london babe

...Margret.... do u reliaze she light skin? ...can u afford light skin women?.....Pls bak off from ma woman!!! angry

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