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Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 1:28pm On Dec 31, 2014
...Guys...serrrriously...if u waz the referee....WHO WOUD U Suport? angry

Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 1:20pm On Dec 31, 2014
princessayesha:
Yo rude sad
^^^^^ther they go again....typical dak skin females...all I said waz: r u light skin ...and she started cusssin innocent guy for no reason.

....and then they complain they cant find man on nairaland. ...WHEN ARE OUR WOMEN GOIN TO GROW UP...serrrrioosly!!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 12:35am On Dec 30, 2014
princessayesha:
i am african angry
......ma question waz: r u light skin.....yor reply was: I am Africa.. Sweeery wot the heck has Africa gots to do wit are u light skin?

..... ARE U LIGHT SKIN?.....GADEMMMMIT (NO OFEINSE)
angry
Romance › Re: Guys Should Stop The Attitude Of Asking Sex From Women? by MrCork: 10:58pm On Dec 28, 2014
ireneony:
We live in a society where sex is seen as an exchange for gift, money, relationship, jobs, e.t.c. why can't a man just help a lady without asking for sex.
women are so disregarded in this country and I asked myself why do some men have this attitude of "if you rub my back, I go rub your back"
sometimes, last year a friend was telling me how a guy bought her #500 suya, before she knew, the guy
started telling her to follow him to his house, I was like wow just because of suya..to cut the story short, she returned the #500 back to the guy.
In the days of our fathers and mothers, things were not like this, a man will be ready to help a lady without asking her for sex, but in this 21st century almost everything is screwed
.....u this Donkey.....so u don't want us to ask u for punnnny??...abi?....u want us to keep self servicing until KOndo don't stand up any more?

,,,,,,sweeeery plis dfont let me swaaaar for u!! (no oofeinse)

..by the way, u light skin?
angry
Romance › Re: LOL Before And After Weight Loss Testimony Pictures, Men Which Do You Prefer by MrCork: 10:55pm On Dec 28, 2014
dablazor:
OK... but if you were to choose between the two?
....wud rather choooose u....sweeery plis do u hav boooobsy? undecided
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain Or Waist Beads,guys Which One do You Prefer On Ladies? by MrCork: 10:53pm On Dec 28, 2014
prettythicksme:
i am darker than charcoal,lol
....OK...u r lucky ama lover not a fighter......do u hav big boooobsy plus heavy thigh plus lip plus side hip nyansh? undecided
Romance › Re: LOL Before And After Weight Loss Testimony Pictures, Men Which Do You Prefer by MrCork: 8:33pm On Dec 28, 2014
dablazor:
I know this is a ludicrous post so you dont have to tell me, loosen up please.
Lol i was surfing the web about an hour ago trying to download a movie (the interview) and some weight loss advert with a picture popped up in the movie download page..
Showed a friend of mine and he claimed he preferred the 'Before' weight loss picture of this female to the 'after', claimed she looked sexier and he preferred her when she was 'fat'. lol guys what dyou think about this picture, which would you prefer?

https://imgg.mgid.com/1284/1284791_vb.jpg
...we are happy as looong as they white/light skin...pieeeriod!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Genevieve Nnaji Gets Chieftaincy Title by MrCork: 8:30pm On Dec 28, 2014
lalasticlala:
http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2014/12/photos-genevieve-nnaji-gets-chieftaincy.html?m=1


Genevieve is from Mbaise, in IMO state.

She has joined her other colleagues such as Omotola, Emeka Ike, OGE Okoye, Pete Edochie, Chiwetalu Agu, Nkem Owoh etc who are title holders.
....how can she be chief when she aint even light skin?.....what kinda country is that Nigeria and whats wrong wit u homebase people ? (no ofeinse) angry
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain Or Waist Beads,guys Which One do You Prefer On Ladies? by MrCork: 8:25pm On Dec 28, 2014
prettythicksme:
Tho some see waist chain and beads as something else and not fashion.My guy love waist chain on me,i dont know why he love it so much. some guys love beads while others loves waist chain on thier girlfrind waist.so Guys which one do you prefer or you dont like any and how do you see ladies putting them on?ladies do you put on any and as for me i put on waist chain.
..beads?...in 2014?.....so u are one of those girl who fly around at night with broom stick?...abi?..

...sweery r u light skin?
angry
Fashion › Re: Waist Chain Or Waist Beads,guys Which One do You Prefer On Ladies? by MrCork: 8:23pm On Dec 28, 2014
prettythicksme:
Tho some see waist chain and beads as something else and not fashion.My guy love waist chain on me,i dont know why he love it so much. some guys love beads while others loves waist chain on thier girlfrind waist.so Guys which one do you prefer or you dont like any and how do you see ladies putting them on?ladies do you put on any and as for me i put on waist chain.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 8:20pm On Dec 28, 2014
....serrrriously....our new year resolotiuon is to make sure all womens are light skin...pirrriod.

..every man agrees that light skin females r berrrra, they never cuss, they berrrra wifey material, they donmt lie, they don't cheat, they look & remind u of ice cream, they are nmore sweeetomatic,they always give u there nomba, and best of all.....they always remind u of beyansi.

...so ladies..plis note...every man deserve to be happy & since its yor duty to make man happy...our only new year wish for u is to change color to yellow coz its not debatable or negosiable! (no oofeinse)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Dec 28, 2014
princessayesha:
may u get married to a very very blaq girl...... angry
....see yor Somali head like stegomaya mosskito.......u been to London?....r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: HELP!! My Boyfriend Gave Me An Ultimatum!! by MrCork: 3:55pm On Dec 26, 2014
EroticAngelina:
my bf shocked me yesterday when he told me to either have s£x with him or breakup!! sad

I'm not yet ready to have s£x!! the funniest and worse part of it is.. he said it must be an@lhuh when I asked him why.. he said its becoz he feels I'm about to abandon him, so if we have s£x it will be harder for me to do that! I'm so broken sad plsss what should I do? breakup with him or do the thing?? or take him to a psychologist? plz advice
.....see yor head like Ostrich egg.....was wrong wit havein an@l s£xx wit him??...Truss me..this is exacccctly why I never boda with black women.....Ordnary an@l....was the big deal?

....u ask them to giv u sometin and all they do is complain or interview u like Police.... F**** That!! (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: HELP!! My Boyfriend Gave Me An Ultimatum!! by MrCork: 3:51pm On Dec 26, 2014
EroticAngelina:
my bf shocked me yesterday when he told me to either have s£x with him or breakup!! sad

I'm not yet ready to have s£x!! the funniest and worse part of it is.. he said it must be an@lhuh when I asked him why.. he said its becoz he feels I'm about to abandon him, so if we have s£x it will be harder for me to do that! I'm so broken sad plsss what should I do? breakup with him or do the thing?? or take him to a psychologist? plz advice
angry
Romance › Quick Question? by MrCork(op): 11:33am On Dec 25, 2014
...Ladies..How many light skin female do we now hav in total?......every man wants to no?

Pleaae advise!
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Right To Tell A Girl"i Miss You" But Wrong To Say To A Guy? by MrCork: 11:29am On Dec 25, 2014
chibwike:
woman wrapper...(no offense)
...hangon?? ...bro cant u see am talkin to a chick?.. if u don't mind....can we talk like next month?.....GOAT!! angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Right To Tell A Girl"i Miss You" But Wrong To Say To A Guy? by MrCork: 10:45am On Dec 25, 2014
badoolee:
u are allergic to dark skinned gehsgrin
We ar poisinous
,,,,sweeery if yor booobsi poision me...truss me.....I WILL DIE HAPPY......and I will go to Heaven!! wink
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 11:51pm On Dec 24, 2014
...u no wot?? ...am of to bed...laters!!!
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 11:50pm On Dec 24, 2014
....this is exaaacctly why all men are angry and STIL angry. .......she wud hav been the most beauriful gyal if she waz light skin and every man agree! angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 11:48pm On Dec 24, 2014
......ladies...serrrriously...would u date woman like this??.... Wha ris this? ..serrrriosuly...wha ris this? angry

Romance › Re: Please Help !!!! by MrCork: 11:39pm On Dec 24, 2014
Onyiridike:
My younger brother wouldn't allow me to rest.

He came back this evening with this question:

"what does a girls means when she says that she doesn't want you to have the wrong idea; that she just likes u".

This was after my brother asked her if she loves him or not.

Honestly, I am a woman but I don't know how to interpret this answer perfectly.

I am the type that always gives a straight forward answer.
....r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Please Help !!!! by MrCork: 11:38pm On Dec 24, 2014
Onyiridike:
My younger brother wouldn't allow me to rest.

He came back this evening with this question:

"what does a girls means when she says that she doesn't want you to have the wrong idea; that she just likes u".

This was after my brother asked her if she loves him or not.

Honestly, I am a woman but I don't know how to interpret this answer perfectly.

I am the type that always gives a straight forward answer.
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Right To Tell A Girl"i Miss You" But Wrong To Say To A Guy? by MrCork: 11:35pm On Dec 24, 2014
2sExy1:
I remember when I once told a friend that I miss you and he burst into laughter.

I told another friend today same and his reply was "How a man go dey miss a man. I don't understand".

Frankly, when I say those words it means I don't see you as just a friend but a brother. One I could do anything for.

But why is it wrong?
...Franklin.. how looong u beeeen G@y? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Right To Tell A Girl"i Miss You" But Wrong To Say To A Guy? by MrCork: 11:25pm On Dec 24, 2014
kika23:
You want to drink from a dark sinned female? angry
....sweeery all booobsi r the same in the dak...,.we don't this criminate! wink
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 11:22pm On Dec 24, 2014
beautycrush24:
Hi, please i'm just looking to get honest opinions. I dont think this thread warrants insults so i'll appreciate if i get none of that.
As a girl, if you're single and really really h*rny, do u get down with an ex or just any random guy (maybe a friend or even an unknown person)?
Please be as honest as possible.
....so u cheat on yor ex with random people & u want a honest man to ber single with??

...sweeery I don't mean to be rude but u nid head checkup....r u light skin? (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 11:19pm On Dec 24, 2014
beautycrush24:
Hi, please i'm just looking to get honest opinions. I dont think this thread warrants insults so i'll appreciate if i get none of that.
As a girl, if you're single and really really h*rny, do u get down with an ex or just any random guy (maybe a friend or even an unknown person)?
Please be as honest as possible.
angry
Romance › Re: Why Is It Right To Tell A Girl"i Miss You" But Wrong To Say To A Guy? by MrCork: 11:17pm On Dec 24, 2014
badoolee:
I yamu very sure huh
..kaiii...see booobsi...nice pic. sweeerry plis can I drink u? cheesy
Romance › Re: Help Pls I Need Advice!!! by MrCork: 7:17pm On Dec 19, 2014
zaragal:
Try reading the post again!!!
.....read which post?...u cheat on yor man & then abuse his mother sayn she hate u coz u cheat....or is ther somthin we are missin??...madam yoer story is cnfusin coz I don't gewrrrrit..we don't gerrrrit ..no body gerrit! (no ofeinse) angry
Food › Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by MrCork: 6:53pm On Dec 19, 2014
Ikengawo:
lol at mcdonalds not being poor people food looool. Chie
...so u want to compare our London McDonalds to that thing u people eat call Suya?....isn't SUya suppose to be like Horse Meat or Somtin?

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