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Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Africanapple! by MrCork: 11:34am On Dec 08, 2014
ireny:
Though I can't stand her......well sha happy birthday. She share same birthday with my younger sister....becos of that...
...u can't stand har coz she reject u...abi?....mennnnnnn, am goin bak to bed. Laters! angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Africanapple! by MrCork: 11:22am On Dec 08, 2014
Caseless:
corky, wetin dey dere neva do u?
..yea we no but do u realize she dak skin?.......so,,are u sayin she preeeeety? angry
Romance › Re: ★♥Nigerian Ladies should see this drawing♥★ by MrCork: 11:15am On Dec 08, 2014
unibenstudent1:
Look @ this so touching
...wot is touching?.... Bro r u one of those guys who cry?......And then u say u naw g@y? (no oooofennse) angry
Romance › Re: A Girl Ask Me Dis Question.... by MrCork: 11:12am On Dec 08, 2014
jrace:
A GIRL ASK ME DIS
QUESTION......s he said why is it dat wen a girl has sex
with numerous
guys, she is a slut and a lot of
people hate her
and call her LovePeddler
(ASHAWO), but when a guy does same,he is a legend.....i
ANSWER her and
said (if a door is opened with
more than one
key, that door becomes a
useless door and nobody wil want to keep
anything important
in a room with such door. I
also went further
to advice her dat she shud jux
b faithful to her guy,to avoid all dis,also in
order for her nt
to be use and dump by other
guys........... AM I RIGHT OR WRONGhuh...
...are u right or are u which wrong?..... Chick ask u question & then u ask question coz u want to sleeeep around with a door?

....bro we don't mean to sound rude but r u ok?
undecided
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Africanapple! by MrCork: 11:07am On Dec 08, 2014
Caseless:
We mark this special day among other days of your life with all sense of celebration, 'best wishes' and aknowledgement.
We, your friends, wish you long life and prosperity. You shall live long to celebrate more of these special days.
angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Africanapple! by MrCork: 11:05am On Dec 08, 2014
Caseless:
yeah...she is. Oya drop ur wish.
.. How?.......... Bro, u were. Glasssses? angry
Romance › Re: So, What Are The Sexiest Skill A Man Can Possess? by MrCork: 8:08am On Dec 08, 2014
...since wen do real men play piano, hair dressing, cook or even baby sit?...... Serrrriously, am goin bak to bed!
Romance › Re: So, What Are The Sexiest Skill A Man Can Possess? by MrCork: 8:06am On Dec 08, 2014
Teempakguy:
1. playing the piano
2. playing the guitar
3. cooking
4. hair dressing
5. archery
6. multilinguism
7. poetry
8. gymnastics
9. martial arts
10.fashion design.
take ur pick, or you can tell us what YOU luv. the dudes are patiently waiting.
...hair dressing, piano,poetry,cookin?....W.T.F.... Bro are u g@y ( no ooofense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Photos: Meet K-cee’s Brother- E- Money by MrCork: 8:01am On Dec 08, 2014
....wot is hand some about mofos wearin white like father chrismas?...if u call this hand some then that Nigeria muss still be 50 year back wards ( no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Happy Birthday To Africanapple! by MrCork: 7:50am On Dec 08, 2014
Caseless:
We mark this special day among other days of your life with all sense of celebration, 'best wishes' and aknowledgement.
We, your friends, wish you long life and prosperity. You shall live long to celebrate more of these special days.
....is she light skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Ice Prince And Seyi Shay In Hot Romance? Pictures Speak! by MrCork: 7:47am On Dec 08, 2014
Romance › Re: The Playboy by MrCork: 7:44am On Dec 08, 2014
hfinest1:
The story is all about Chike, a playboy who doesn't belive in love but later met a girl that he fell in love with. Was falling in love worth it?


No part of this story should be copied by any means without permission from the author. Thanks


I must mention. This story is fictional those of you that hate fiction should leave.
angry
Education › Re: Solve This Simple Maths Question If You Can!:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by MrCork: 7:41am On Dec 08, 2014
icebeatz:
2 - [1 - (1 - [2 - 3] - 2) + 3]

I POSTED THIS MATHS QUESTION ON MY FACEBOOK GROUP AND OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE THAT COMMENTED, ONLY ONE PERSON GOT IT RIGHT!!

NOW, I AM BRINGING IT TO NAIRALAND.
..ansa: 45!!! angry
Romance › Re: Enugu Got The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria : Resarch. by MrCork: 7:40am On Dec 08, 2014
01emek:
Resarch carried out by a group called Amaxbeauty came out with the conclusion that Enugu got the most beautiful girls in Nigeria.

Resarch focus :
1. Height

2. Curve

3. Face

4. good cook

5. Topographical location of the state

6. litracy

source : Amaxbeauty.
.....bro, I don't mean to sound rude but isn't enugu that place were 94.8% of the females hav mustache?

...is is there some tin we r missin? (no ooofesnce)
undecided
Romance › Re: Enugu Got The Most Beautiful Girls In Nigeria : Resarch. by MrCork: 7:37am On Dec 08, 2014
01emek:
Resarch carried out by a group called Amaxbeauty came out with the conclusion that Enugu got the most beautiful girls in Nigeria.

Resarch focus :
1. Height

2. Curve

3. Face

4. good cook

5. Topographical location of the state

6. litracy

source : Amaxbeauty.
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Girls Go Out Without Bra In The Morning by MrCork: 7:35am On Dec 08, 2014
Rikidony:
Damm this is just like a trend now ourdays many girls are fond of doing this, now ma guys now chill out every morning In search of the biggest boobsy every morning,

So girls why this trend

Matured comment pls
....see yor head like camel.....so u don't want to loooookat freee boobsi?


....bro I don't mean to sound rude how how loooong u been g@y?
angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel After You Dump Someone? by MrCork: 7:32am On Dec 08, 2014
HotieTima:
Do you feel bad when you dump someone?
i don't know how to say it's over i feel bad
...r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: How Do You Feel After You Dump Someone? by MrCork: 7:31am On Dec 08, 2014
HotieTima:
Do you feel bad when you dump someone?
i don't know how to say it's over i feel bad
angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Many Ladies Selling Their Virginity Cheaply Nowadays? by MrCork: 7:28am On Dec 08, 2014
clevvermind:
Why is it that many ladies don't value their virginity nowadays? they just give it out cheaply. some sell it for just a bottle of coke, while others sell it for things such meat pie, egg roll, sardine, shoe etc grin. some even give it out freely.

Was it like that during the time of our fathers and mothers? Why is less value placed on virginity nowadays? Why are virgin ladies becoming scarce nowadays?
.....seee yor head like baby goat......do u realize that 90 par sent of homebased guys are now turnin to g@y??

.....so wots wrong with sellllin punnnny?
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by MrCork: 2:20am On Dec 04, 2014
...ok...may I will loook 5 more time befor I go back to bed..... Thank u OP!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by MrCork: 2:19am On Dec 04, 2014
....meeeennn, I will drink those babes....but they ain't light skin though! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by MrCork: 2:18am On Dec 04, 2014
unibenstudent1:
I don't understand oh is it a new fashion to attract toasters or they just feel beautiful about it?

[img]http://2.bp..com/-IupRNtQKtXE/UdAH2HDsNHI/AAAAAAAAEn8/4XfHr-JHRew/s661/mercy.jpg[/img]

[img]http://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSAiWOqfnJ4z7Eg_Q9JN9XVq8I7s4yEpaBF3uCOUiLeEh-JlMED[/img]

[img]http://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQH3SyUSGbEPzdhHEwRLb29R9IxBmXYfB4Et51M6lp8sWfFh0n8[/img]
....what kinda donmongogalic question is this?..... They show u freee booobsy & in sted of bein happy..u complian
.

.....bro AMA lover not a fighter,so I will not swaaaar for u.....how loooong u been g@y?
angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Some Nigerian Girls Reveal Their Cleavages? by MrCork: 2:14am On Dec 04, 2014
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shows Off Her Perfect Hour Glass Figure In A Waist Cincher ( Photo ) by MrCork: 8:08pm On Dec 01, 2014
oluferry:
Hot or not?


: http://oluferry..com/2014/12/toolz-o-shows-off-her-perfect-hour.html
...but y r u Homebase people always attracted to fat womens who looook like hipoopotamus?

....she ain't even light skin (no oofense)
angry
Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shows Off Her Perfect Hour Glass Figure In A Waist Cincher ( Photo ) by MrCork: 8:05pm On Dec 01, 2014
Jokes Etc › Re: Say What? One Customer's Bill At A Lagos Nite Club Yesterday. (pic) by MrCork: 6:18pm On Nov 29, 2014
[quote author=MrCork post=28450857]...big deal....ok,he spend up to £40 and u bush people celibearate like farmers.

...so wot?..i spend £1000 at disco parrries here in London
angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Say What? One Customer's Bill At A Lagos Nite Club Yesterday. (pic) by MrCork: 6:17pm On Nov 29, 2014
TheRealMrStan:
People, is this possible? grin

[img]http://2.bp..com/-xuD2rE6BtwI/VHnUI3fH6RI/AAAAAAABZ6M/0ywJ-L-LI_Q/s1600/biz2.png[/img]

http://www.ladunliadinews.com/2014/11/check-out-someones-bill-at-escape-night.html
...big deal....oj,he spend up to £40 and u bush people celibearate like farmers.

...so wot?..i spend £1000 at disco parrries!
angry
Celebrities › Re: Nairalander Wedding At Deeper Life Church by MrCork: 6:12pm On Nov 29, 2014
chichriso:
Happy Wedlock to a Nairalander at Deeper Life Bible Church.
...is she light skin? (no oofensce) angry
Celebrities › Re: Nairalander Wedding At Deeper Life Church by MrCork: 6:11pm On Nov 29, 2014
chichriso:
Happy Wedlock to a Nairalander at Deeper Life Bible Church.
angry
Celebrities › Re: "Yoruba Women Have The Biggest Butts"-Charles Novia by MrCork: 9:12am On Nov 28, 2014
....but wha Tha heck iz this fronkonaric topik all about.....r they light skin?

....all men want light skin women's....PIRIOD!!!
angry
Romance › Re: I Don't Wish To Date Someone From Nairaland by MrCork: 1:14am On Nov 28, 2014
CuteEmma:
I can't date someone from Nairaland. Most times, even when I don't need any advice, I just post things to get the view of others, their perspective. And also to clear the guilts I'm harbouring. If I'm dating someone on Nairaland, there will be lot of things I won't be able to post, mostly when it's about him. The idea of dating a Nairalander seems crazy to me. What about you?
angry
Romance › Re: Side Chicks Be Like. .lol by MrCork:
booqee:
no see cheesy
[color=#000099]. Sweery quick question...who has the biiggest nyanh outter u, popowa & mondi sweet?
....am compilin a report for ma project. [color]

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