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Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:26pm On Jan 09, 2015
clevvermind:
they chase ugly guys with real cash. though i'm not ugly. your handsomeeness will not keep a girl in your arms for long. u need money.
...money for wot?? money dosent buy u happiness. Women giv u hpiness unless u G@y....

..A woman needs yor mind and not yor money...bro do I make sense?
angry
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:22pm On Jan 09, 2015
clevvermind:
there are reasons why they are chasing u. one of it is money. unless u want to tell me that u are broke.
....correwction..they chase me not becuz of ma money but becuz I am handsome....bro r u one of those home base guys wit Tribal mark that look like fish? (no oofeinse)

...I can assure u that all women chase men...and if u never been chased, my only advise wouldf be to remove the tribal mark. it dosent help
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:16pm On Jan 09, 2015
clevvermind:
why would they chase me? i'm not from ghana ok.
...ok if u not ugly, r u ugly?...u juss admitted women have never chase u in your like and I find it strange. Accordin to womens magazine, they only guys they do not chase r ugly guys.....bro do I make sense? (no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:14pm On Jan 09, 2015
...women chase me every day and things like this is natural
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:11pm On Jan 09, 2015
clevvermind:
so u think ladies run after broke guys now? do u think we are in the 19th century?
...so u admit a woman hav never chased u in yor life??.,,abi?....,bro I don't mean to sound rude but r u from Ghana? {no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: If You Found Out You Have Been Beeping Your Cousin! by MrCork: 5:47pm On Jan 09, 2015
justmag:
Hey!! What if you found out the girl or man you have been sleeping with is your cousin. What would you do?

keep this in mind!
1. The relationship has been good!
2. You guys are getting along well and you feel she/he is a keeper
...yea I ask ma cousin for punnny years ago & she gave me a slap.....she waz fat anyways! angry
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 5:44pm On Jan 09, 2015
clevvermind:
stop pursuing girls and start pursuing money. you can get any girl you want if you have money. girls will be the one pursuing you when you have money. at the snap of your fingers, you can get any babe. that is why you see the ugly guys with money getting all the fine girls around while you that is forming fine boy is getting the ugly ones without class. girls need raw cash to tidy up themselves. they like guys who can spend money silly whose pockets are loaded with hot cash. who has money to throw around. they don't like dealing with broke guys who cannot take care of them. so, get money. the era of fine boy is over, girls are wise now. forget about girls if you are a broke guy. no need waisting your little resources. A guy with money talks and ladies listen. money answers all things like the bible says. any girl that told you that she loves you as broke as you are is lying and the truth is not in her. if another guy that has money comes around her, she will quickly dump your broke ass for that guy. guys with money takes any girl they want even if she is another guy's babe. ladies like money than love. it is money that generates their love.when there is no money, love jumps out of the window. money answers all things, therefore gets money. you will not talk too much when you have money. your money will do the talking and she will listen. go now and make money genuinely. go and get the passport now. thanks.
....so u sayn all women r gold digger simply becuz they blank u?? ....serrrious;y, whay is wrong wit u home base guys? 4real? undecided
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 5:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
clevvermind:
stop pursuing girls and start pursuing money. you can get any girl you want if you have money. girls will be the one pursuing you when you have money. at the snap of your fingers, you can get any babe. that is why you see the ugly guys with money getting all the fine girls around while you that is forming fine boy is getting the ugly ones without class. girls need raw cash to tidy up themselves. they like guys who can spend money silly whose pockets are loaded with hot cash. who has money to throw around. they don't like dealing with broke guys who cannot take care of them. so, get money. the era of fine boy is over, girls are wise now. forget about girls if you are a broke guy. no need waisting your little resources. A guy with money talks and ladies listen. money answers all things like the bible says. any girl that told you that she loves you as broke as you are is lying and the truth is not in her. if another guy that has money comes around her, she will quickly dump your broke ass for that guy. guys with money takes any girl they want even if she is another guy's babe. ladies like money than love. it is money that generates their love.when there is no money, love jumps out of the window. money answers all things, therefore gets money. you will not talk too much when you have money. your money will do the talking and she will listen. go now and make money genuinely. go and get the passport now. thanks.
angry
Romance › Re: I Received The Shock Of My Life From A 13 Year Old Girl by MrCork: 5:39pm On Jan 09, 2015
Iceberghill:
I received the shock of my life yesterday. An 13yrs girl
of jss3 stopped me while i was going home and said
"Uncle, severally i find myself sitting all alone and
thinking about you and all your funny stuffs. I really like
you so much but i
also know that i am too young for you.
I wish that i was a little bit matured i could have asked
you to be my boyfriend".
I was speechless for about 10mins, i wasn't stunned
that a little girl was in love
with me but for the fact that as little as this girl was,
she was bold enough to go
for what she wants regardless of what the answer will
be to her.
Now it got me thinking of how many so called matured
ladies could do this.
What baffles me most is that they will be so in love with
you but never find the
courage to let you know, they wont tell you because
society demands that a guy
should be the one to always make the move.
...u looookin at 13 yer old girls??....Bro u r a Peter file and dhuld be locked up...serrrrriously, what the heck is wrong wit u people in that place?...why the f**** are u loookin at 13 yers old? U petrr file (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: Desperate Guys Everywhere I Look. by MrCork: 5:33pm On Jan 09, 2015
3cycle:
What is happening? Everywhere I look it seems more guys are becoming more desperate for love/marriage?

I thought women were everywhere and picking a wife/lover isn't a difficult task but recently the table has turned and most men are on bended knees begging everything in a skirt for marriage/love.

Some don't even mind dating you without sex, others don't mind sharing even if its clear they would be used as "mugus" undecided Nawao the world is truly coming to an end.
Guys please carry yourselves with dignity. Thank you
....eeveryewher u looook??....so u look everywhere for sexxxxx and then u ask us to advise u?.....sweeery r u ok? undecided
Romance › Re: Desperate Guys Everywhere I Look. by MrCork: 5:31pm On Jan 09, 2015
3cycle:
What is happening? Everywhere I look it seems more guys are becoming more desperate for love/marriage?

I thought women were everywhere and picking a wife/lover isn't a difficult task but recently the table has turned and most men are on bended knees begging everything in a skirt for marriage/love.

Some don't even mind dating you without sex, others don't mind sharing even if its clear they would be used as "mugus" undecided Nawao the world is truly coming to an end.
Guys please carry yourselves with dignity. Thank you
angry
Romance › Re: Will You Accept Her As House Maid? by MrCork: 5:28pm On Jan 09, 2015
Emmafe:
If u came back 4rm work nd saw dix gal in ur sitting
room...immediatly u ask ur wife who is she?...nd she
said to u is our new house maid.pls wil u reject or
accept her? Pls say d truth
...She dak skin...REJECT!! angry
Romance › Re: Nigerian Prostitutes To Give Free Sex If Buhari Wins by MrCork: 5:20pm On Jan 09, 2015
Celebrities › Re: Cute Pictures Of Fashola's Wife, Abimbola Fashola by MrCork: 11:49pm On Jan 05, 2015
lalasticlala:
Lagos State First Lady Mrs Abimbola Fashola looking beautiful as she attended the Lagos State Govt annual Thanksgiving Service that took place yesterday Jan. 4th. Make-up & photo by Banke Meshida.

http://lindaikeji..com/2015/01/eeh-see-our-lagos-state-first-lady.html
....I love fat light skin married women like this....4real....they are sweeter to chase! tongue
Jokes Etc › Re: Nigerian Women And Their Big Belle by MrCork: 11:42pm On Jan 05, 2015
OohMpa:
[color=#808000]This is selious matter ooh Mpa has been pondeling on for some time....angry

Why our Nigelian girls have pot belly?
This has splead everywhere to the point it's become a pandemic angry

Look left, you see afo beer
Look right, you see pot belle
Look acloss, you see pregnant woman. You touch belle, no baby angry
Look behind, you see fine big nyash doing sekem sekem, you go front you see plotluding belly angry

Lesearchers have said about 80% of Nigelian women have belle and are on the verge of getting obese
This is a plobrem for we men because if we mally woman with belle and she becomes plegnant, we'd think it's tliprets inside and we die of high brood plessure angry angry

It's become the in thing for women now. Ooh Mpa has even heard them blag about their belle in bathloom angry

woman 1: Your belly is big, girl. I'm jealous
woman 2: Thanks, yours is not bad as well
woman 1: It is bad, girl. I've been trying to get this belle bigger but I've not been successful
woman 2: What size of belly are you?
woman 1: Size 32.
woman 2: Damn girl, that's small. I'm on 38 now aiming to 40 before ending of the month
woman 1: You see. What's you're secret, girl? cos I've been trying orijin and shawarma and it's not helpful
woman 2: Try Nkwobi and Beer, chilled beer. Sleep from 6 - 6 and always only do missionary. It works for me
woman 1: Wow, will give it a try. Will promise to pass your size when we see again
woman 2: Keep dreaming. *shakes her pot belly from left to right*
woman 1: Work it girl, work it

angry angry

Men, how should we curb this menace? angry angry[/color]
....Brother..u sound like a nigeria idol reject (no oofense) undecided
Romance › Re: Extra Dark Skinned African Brothers! Ladies Who Love Extra Dark Men Thread by MrCork: 11:39pm On Jan 05, 2015
....I don't mean to sound rudes but one looook Uganda....the other loook homebase Nigerian (no ooofense again) angry
Romance › Re: Extra Dark Skinned African Brothers! Ladies Who Love Extra Dark Men Thread by MrCork: 11:38pm On Jan 05, 2015
onila:
enjoy!


❤️

Isn't black just beautiful?
this is paradise on earth

https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10896982_10204782242548385_1952834194436382559_n.jpg?oh=f3867b4e43575a6603ec5aeeff7da651&oe=5539496F
...Ogala....sweeery .the gooood ting about u is that u hav no taste......the bad ting about u is that u date any ting (no ooofennncse) angry
Romance › Re: Extra Dark Skinned African Brothers! Ladies Who Love Extra Dark Men Thread by MrCork: 11:36pm On Jan 05, 2015
Romance › Re: Why Do Light Skin Ladies Get So Much Hate? by MrCork: 11:16pm On Jan 05, 2015
...all men prefa light skin women's....pirrrriod! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Light Skin Ladies Get So Much Hate? by MrCork: 11:15pm On Jan 05, 2015
ireneony:
why are you so obsessed with light skin ladies undecided
....ain't all female Soposse to be light skin?...or is askin u lots to change color to yellow too much to ask?

...sweeery, wots the big deal?
undecided
Romance › Re: Our Last Question Of 2014 To All The Females. by MrCork(op): 4:42am On Jan 05, 2015
Omolola1:
Odeh!
^^^ ther u go......thid are the village ones....they usualy agrrrresice & enjoy cusssin.

..they muss be avoided at all cost!
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Curvy Photos Of Africa's Most Curvy Lady by MrCork: 4:51pm On Jan 04, 2015
blesseddivah:
Her name is princess shyngle, she just topped the list as d list as Africa's most curvy woman...
She's an actress and video vixen...
MORE PHOTOS BELOW
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...very ugly thing,.....she aint light skin! angry
Romance › Re: Why Do Light Skin Ladies Get So Much Hate? by MrCork: 4:46pm On Jan 04, 2015
ireneony:
Why the hate on light skin ladies huh,.....we are called different kinds of names like; yellow pawpaw, mammy water, the side chick etc.
Sometimes, people thinks someone being light skin is deem not African, but name the dark skin ladies "black is beautiful".......are we the light skin ladies not beautiful too?
....sweeery are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Why Are Ladies Wicked To Themselves? by MrCork: 4:44pm On Jan 04, 2015
jaelz:
I mean why are ladies wicked to themselves? I once witnessed a girl in heels fall and to my surprise it was d guys that where helping her up while her fellow girls gossiped and ridiculed her,
thatz even small compared to a girl who begged my friend which was also her best friend(male) to sleep with another girl she hated and even offered him her curve4 with 7k in cash if he succeeds with evidence in pictures,
and just recently in my place of i.t a girl slapped me and i just walked away and my i.t mates(the females) where so furious that i didnt panel beat d hell outter her (what happened to being a gentleman, thought that what ladies loved?) like seriously, we guys rock jor.
....so u say ladies are wicked coz they refuse u punnnny? ...Bro u need quick help! (no oofeinse) angry
Family › Re: How Long Should A Husband Endure by MrCork: 4:42pm On Jan 04, 2015
jaelz:
aii i know its wrong to hit a woman but i dunno,men sometimes they just so disrespectful and annoying. I stay downstairs at a duplex in jos and i just watched this old respected decent man get his neatly sewn suit well,cut and polished like the queens diamond get soiled by his wife who threw pepper water on him from upstairs only for God knows why? I mean if he lets his anger get the better part of him far?
...u want to move into his duplex, steal his diamond, throw pepper in his face & then u want us toi support u coz he beat u?

...serrrrously?...r u light skin?
angry
Family › Re: How Long Should A Husband Endure by MrCork: 4:39pm On Jan 04, 2015
jaelz:
aii i know its wrong to hit a woman but i dunno,men sometimes they just so disrespectful and annoying. I stay downstairs at a duplex in jos and i just watched this old respected decent man get his neatly sewn suit well,cut and polished like the queens diamond get soiled by his wife who threw pepper water on him from upstairs only for God knows why? I mean if he lets his anger get the better part of him far?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Serrrriously, What is This? ...what is This? PIC!!! by MrCork(op): 4:36pm On Jan 04, 2015
princessayesha:
check my profile angry
..where? undecided
Fashion › Re: Photos: Would You Rock Actress Dayo Amusa's Simbi Hairstyle? by MrCork: 4:33pm On Jan 04, 2015
ToyinDipo:
grin grin grin
Good you made it known you can date Nigerian females. cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: A Nairalander Just Proposed To His Babe by MrCork: 4:27pm On Jan 04, 2015
...that OP shud make sure she changes to light skin wit immmmdiate efffett..serrrious;y...how can any man be happy like this? angry

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