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.....guess wot.....99.5% of homebase guys always claiming its all about business or money.....really....if thats the case then...why is it that 99.9% of homebase guys are always ugly?... Serrrriously. ...u focus all yor energy chAsin money and then start chyn when women reject yor advance....and then when they finally blank u people....u open yor wide mouth and call them * GOLD DIGGERs* (true talk) ![]() |
alabiyemmy:...u cant see me in that place....we don't hav moskito hear in London and to be honest....I can't ever remember seeeein life chicken in my life in London . We Don't even have life chicken chasin people up and down? (no oofense) ![]() |
TheRealMrStan:...this man ain't even light skin.......so how can she be preeeety? ![]() |
......rubbbbish.....do u people hav cycle lane or trafik light? (no ooofense) ![]() |
....Nigerian snakes wear home made ear rings...so I hear! ![]() |
ammyluv2002:...sounds like u never been to London or dated a Londonder ..ever? ...sweeery did I mention I waz from London? ![]() |
ammyluv2002:...nobody sleeps on bridges in london....we hav something called bed and breakfast.. ..sweery Do I make sense? ![]() |
mimiejacobz:...sweeery am not sure if u have black n white TV at home but please Londonder and homebase guys are clearly not on the same level. ...serrriously,when waz the last time a homebase guy bought u flowers?.... I don't mean cookin flowers...I mean romantic flowers like 12 rose? ![]() |
OrlandoOwoh:.....brother no oofense but loookat your name....orilandowogowogo?... How on earth do u expect a fine female to proudly introduce u to her friends when it sound like farmer?.....and then when they ignore u ...u call them gold diggers? ....serrrriously, am goin back to bed. (no oofense) ![]() |
kentozybee:...bro ther is notin wrong bein g@y......elton John is g@y and u like his music..(grow up) ...anyways back to the serrrious topic....treat women wit respect and take them as number one.... Your woman is yor immediate family....not yor brother or sister!!!! ![]() |
pinkycute: ![]() |
...A WOMAN SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE.......PIRRRIOD!!!! ![]() |
Larow:....this is why accordin to opinion poll, that Nigeria is the most depressin place people suffer from loneliness...true talk.. .....why wouldn't u people be lonely when communication is a issue?...and then when u see Londoners, u end up askin us to giv u money! ![]() |
...I kinda like ibo women in a way...they masculine loookin kinda |
...Ladies...be honest....serrriously...could or would you ever choooose a homebase guy (never been outside that country) over a Londoner (London based guy) please advise. (mature response please) ![]() |
engineringkid:....u berrrrra bak off from ma woman....u thiss boy! ![]() |
teasey:.....babes r u male or females? ![]() |
Tomis14:....shudunt he be focusin on how to spek English?.....Nigeria father Christmas spekin pigeon English. ....serrrrrriously...am goin bak to bed..laters! ![]() |
apogeez:....no ooofesnce to yor picture profile but u wear glasses like telescope & then u ask us why u wear jeans? ....bro r u Ghanaian? ![]() |
EstarKeys:...u ain't light skin and u want us to callu baby? .. ...and then u compliant u can't find husband from Nairaland ! ![]() |
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Lilimax:...they don't sell bleach?...can't she change color to yellow? ![]() |
ventnaija:...but don't u people hav light skin females in that nigeria?..... W.t. F. Is this? (noo ofennsce) ![]() |
TheRealMrStan:....do u people realize she ain't light skin? ![]() |
suretman:....are u proud to be g@y? ![]() |
Diffdeef:....brother clearly dont gerrrrrit...it takes time though. ....this thread will only make sence to u once you reach the age of 18 (no offense) ![]() |
marieolae:...dyaamm...sweeery u kinda fine like a Londoner.....can u cook? |
kagari:....bro this thread is directed towrrard home base guys.....women cannot relate to them coz there aprocah usualy unbearable. ..as per France ..yes ..I have special advise for guys base in france: Qui Vous le pa le burrit ous pa la light skin females with care vous pa qui neyo vous qui pula? Gerrrrit? ![]() |
Diffdeef:....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse) ![]() |
....ok, accordin to official reports, 96% of the population are always angry....not because they can't find moiney but becuz communication & understanding chicks. The truth is there is no point loookin depress like Tiger juss cuz u can't communicate and understand chicks but luckity today, this s**** muss stop. I will giv y'all some inside tips to help understand all chicks globally so yor life's can improve yor relationships: step 1: It doesn't matter what u say..it matters how she feels: trusss me, u tell a chick she is beaurifull or sexxxxy doesn't mean anything if u don't support it wit moiney or brazillian wig.....BUT...u tell her she looks light skin...TRUSS ME....she will fall in love wit u. Remember...avery woman wants to loook like or close to beyansi ( gerrrrit?) ![]() Step 2: She is more afraid of rejection than you: according to another report, homebase guys find it normal to get rejected which is why most would rather hang with there pillow case instead of havin confidence to approach a chick. So pliss remeber, a woman's desire is to be desired (hope this make since) ![]() Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? ) ![]() Step 4: Emotions - learn to talk or use wot we call softly softly appproach when talkin to chicks. After the conversation, give them a hug & then say: *take care babes* ..This makes u stand out from the crowd and makes u come across like a Londoner...99% of u people never been to London but that's how we do it here in London and chicks appreciate us berrra (understand? ) ![]() Step 5: Money: Stop thinking about money all the time coz it makes u age quickly...serrriously....how on earth do u expect chicks to take u serrrrrious when at age of 18years old...u hav white hair loookin like stone age mechanic? (does it make sense?) ![]() ....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread....any question? |
....this Hausa people...mennnnnnn. They all the same (no ooofense) ![]() |
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