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Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 4:59pm On Dec 10, 2014
.....guess wot.....99.5% of homebase guys always claiming its all about business or money.....really....if thats the case then...why is it that 99.9% of homebase guys are always ugly?... Serrrriously.

...u focus all yor energy chAsin money and then start chyn when women reject yor advance....and then when they finally blank u people....u open yor wide mouth and call them * GOLD DIGGERs* (true talk)
undecided
Travel › Re: Breathtaking Pictures Of Abuja. by MrCork: 4:44pm On Dec 10, 2014
alabiyemmy:
No there is nothing like that - do we even have roads?
...u cant see me in that place....we don't hav moskito hear in London and to be honest....I can't ever remember seeeein life chicken in my life in London .

We Don't even have life chicken chasin people up and down? (no oofense)
lipsrsealed
Celebrities › Re: Reasons Nigerian Men Still 'Lust' After Tiwa Savage [pix] by MrCork: 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2014
Travel › Re: Breathtaking Pictures Of Abuja. by MrCork: 4:16pm On Dec 10, 2014
......rubbbbish.....do u people hav cycle lane or trafik light? (no ooofense) angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 3:54pm On Dec 10, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
Suggest a name for me.
..Linda angry
Culture › Re: Do Boa Snakes Have Diamonds? by MrCork: 3:24pm On Dec 10, 2014
....Nigerian snakes wear home made ear rings...so I hear! undecided
Romance › Re: Challenging Question To All The Females, by MrCork(op): 3:21pm On Dec 10, 2014
ammyluv2002:
Just saying
...sounds like u never been to London or dated a Londonder ..ever? ...sweeery did I mention I waz from London? wink
Romance › Re: Challenging Question To All The Females, by MrCork(op): 3:19pm On Dec 10, 2014
ammyluv2002:
You neva hear of London guys wey dey sleep under bridge? My neighbour's friend always task him for cash as in some of them beg a lot cause they have nothing doing but refused to come back home( pride) Home base or London base has nothing to do when choosing a life partner
...nobody sleeps on bridges in london....we hav something called bed and breakfast.. ..sweery Do I make sense? angry
Romance › Re: Challenging Question To All The Females, by MrCork(op): 3:18pm On Dec 10, 2014
mimiejacobz:
What does a Londoner av to offer that a home based guy can't offer of which majority of the home based guys are stil more richer n caring dan the so called Londoners abi u Neva c babe wey stil the do long distance marriage cos she marry Londoner wey Neva fit d able to sponsor her to come ova
...sweeery am not sure if u have black n white TV at home but please Londonder and homebase guys are clearly not on the same level.

...serrriously,when waz the last time a homebase guy bought u flowers?.... I don't mean cookin flowers...I mean romantic flowers like 12 rose?
undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 3:14pm On Dec 10, 2014
OrlandoOwoh:
You mean I should drop my name, Tamaraukenemiweriemi, because of a chick. Lol.
.....brother no oofense but loookat your name....orilandowogowogo?... How on earth do u expect a fine female to proudly introduce u to her friends when it sound like farmer?.....and then when they ignore u ...u call them gold diggers?

....serrrriously, am goin back to bed. (no oofense)
undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 3:09pm On Dec 10, 2014
kentozybee:
u r always talking about been g@y all ur life, silly tin
...bro ther is notin wrong bein g@y......elton John is g@y and u like his music..(grow up)

...anyways back to the serrrious topic....treat women wit respect and take them as number one.... Your woman is yor immediate family....not yor brother or sister!!!!
angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 2:34pm On Dec 10, 2014
pinkycute:
@Op
For real.....
Your number one is totally out of point undecided
Not all ladies wanna looks like Beyonce embarassed
angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 2:21pm On Dec 10, 2014
...A WOMAN SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE.......PIRRRIOD!!!! angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 2:19pm On Dec 10, 2014
Larow:
sob woman go follow u reach heaven? Bush meat!
....this is why accordin to opinion poll, that Nigeria is the most depressin place people suffer from loneliness...true talk..

.....why wouldn't u people be lonely when communication is a issue?...and then when u see Londoners, u end up askin us to giv u money!
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shares Picture Of Her Pretty Igbo Mother. by MrCork: 2:16pm On Dec 10, 2014
...I kinda like ibo women in a way...they masculine loookin kinda
Romance › Challenging Question To All The Females, by MrCork(op): 2:14pm On Dec 10, 2014
...Ladies...be honest....serrriously...could or would you ever choooose a homebase guy (never been outside that country) over a Londoner (London based guy)

please advise. (mature response please)
wink
Romance › Re: I Think Marieolae Is My Future Wife by MrCork: 2:07pm On Dec 10, 2014
engineringkid:
Somebody tell me if am delusional or she is just the right gal for me?
....u berrrrra bak off from ma woman....u thiss boy! angry
Romance › Re: Guys, Can You Date A Lady Who Cant Cook?, And Are You Willing To Teach Her.. by MrCork: 2:04pm On Dec 10, 2014
teasey:
guys be truthful, do u have the patience to teach a lady you know that can't cook, and you are willy to marry her even after knowing she cannot cook.
.....babes r u male or females? cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tuface Idibia As Father Christmas-Photo by MrCork: 2:02pm On Dec 10, 2014
Tomis14:
Tuface Idibia looks very good in Father Christmas costume.
He posted this picture on social media as a countdown to Christmas.

Source :http://www.toniaodili.com/2014/12/tuface-idibia-in-father-christmas.html?m=0
....shudunt he be focusin on how to spek English?.....Nigeria father Christmas spekin pigeon English.

....serrrrrriously...am goin bak to bed..laters!
angry
Romance › Re: Lol 89% Will Get This Wrong;(photo) by MrCork: 2:00pm On Dec 10, 2014
apogeez:
Who is wearing a Jean here? 1.The Guy. 2.The Girl
....no ooofesnce to yor picture profile but u wear glasses like telescope & then u ask us why u wear jeans?

....bro r u Ghanaian?
angry
Romance › Re: All Guys Should Answer This Question Pls! by MrCork: 1:57pm On Dec 10, 2014
EstarKeys:
Why do guys like calling girls "baby"?
...u ain't light skin and u want us to callu baby? .. ...and then u compliant u can't find husband from Nairaland ! angry
Romance › Re: All Guys Should Answer This Question Pls! by MrCork: 1:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
EstarKeys:
Why do guys like calling girls "baby"?
angry
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shares Picture Of Her Pretty Igbo Mother. by MrCork: 1:55pm On Dec 10, 2014
Lilimax:
Not all Igbo ladies are light skinned nah smiley
...they don't sell bleach?...can't she change color to yellow? angry
Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade Reveals How She Lost Her Virginity! by MrCork: 1:53pm On Dec 10, 2014
ventnaija:
[img]http://2.bp..com/-ZW2B9sRcfx0/VIcBMR_vPcI/AAAAAAAABbo/CktgR0kHSKg/s1600/Omotola-Jalade-Virginity-African-Movies.jpg[/img]

With all those Donk on Omotola, always hard not to imagine who took the first pop at her precious apple

…and during a random interview yesterday, some Nollywood stars were asYked many questions about their past including when they lost their virginities, and below are some of the answers they provided:

Benita Nzeribe: I lost mine at the university

Liz Anjorin: I had my first boyfriend at 21

Eucharia Anunobi: I lost mine during my A-Level

Omotola Jalade: I was still a virgin when I got married.

Do you think she is saying the truth? She stayed virgin till she got married? do you believe her?

SOURCE: http://www.ventnaija.com/2014/12/omotola-jalade-reveals-how-she-lost-her.html

Atiku Started Corruption In The National Assembly - Obasanjo Says
...but don't u people hav light skin females in that nigeria?..... W.t. F. Is this? (noo ofennsce) angry
Celebrities › Re: Yemi Alade Shares Picture Of Her Pretty Igbo Mother. by MrCork: 1:51pm On Dec 10, 2014
TheRealMrStan:
In case you don't know, Yemi Alade is the product of a Yoruba father and an Igbo mother.

Here's a photo of her mum with a sweet message below:

https://www.informationng.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Yemi-Alade-Mom-300x300.jpg
“Sweet mother” God bless your heart and all you do…aMen”.


Source: http://www.informationng.com/2014/12/meet-yemi-alades-adorable-mum-photos.html
....do u people realize she ain't light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 1:48pm On Dec 10, 2014
suretman:
are you goin to take women to heaven? Or this chicks will take u to heaven?
....are u proud to be g@y? angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 12:19am On Dec 09, 2014
Diffdeef:
mrcorkgoat all your topics are under romance,niggur get a life.

You better strive to make it in life,I pity you boy.
....brother clearly dont gerrrrrit...it takes time though.

....this thread will only make sence to u once you reach the age of 18 (no offense)
undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 7:07pm On Dec 08, 2014
marieolae:
MrCork where have you been?
...dyaamm...sweeery u kinda fine like a Londoner.....can u cook?
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 7:06pm On Dec 08, 2014
kagari:
Mr cork do you have tips for those in france?
....bro this thread is directed towrrard home base guys.....women cannot relate to them coz there aprocah usualy unbearable.

..as per France ..yes ..I have special advise for guys base in france: Qui Vous le pa le burrit ous pa la light skin females with care vous pa qui neyo vous qui pula? Gerrrrit?
angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 7:02pm On Dec 08, 2014
Diffdeef:
You mean..I should stop thinking about money?

And...think of women?

I'm afraid,Something Is wrong with you.
....are u goin to take moiney to heaven? ....goat!! (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 12:39pm On Dec 08, 2014
....ok, accordin to official reports, 96% of the population are always angry....not because they can't find moiney but becuz communication & understanding chicks. The truth is there is no point loookin depress like Tiger juss cuz u can't communicate and understand chicks but luckity today, this s**** muss stop. I will giv y'all some inside tips to help understand all chicks globally so yor life's can improve yor relationships:


step 1: It doesn't matter what u say..it matters how she feels: trusss me, u tell a chick she is beaurifull or sexxxxy doesn't mean anything if u don't support it wit moiney or brazillian wig.....BUT...u tell her she looks light skin...TRUSS ME....she will fall in love wit u. Remember...avery woman wants to loook like or close to beyansi ( gerrrrit?) angry


Step 2: She is more afraid of rejection than you: according to another report, homebase guys find it normal to get rejected which is why most would rather hang with there pillow case instead of havin confidence to approach a chick. So pliss remeber, a woman's desire is to be desired (hope this make since) angry

Step 3: Name - Plis get rid of those yor traditional names that sound like farmer..serrriously....how do u expext females to take u serrrious or understand u when u have traditional names like ogururugogo?.. W.T.F?....chicks appreciate nice english names they can relates toylike james, mr cork, Harry, Hercules,trey or Ricky (gerrrit? ) angry

Step 4: Emotions - learn to talk or use wot we call softly softly appproach when talkin to chicks. After the conversation, give them a hug & then say: *take care babes* ..This makes u stand out from the crowd and makes u come across like a Londoner...99% of u people never been to London but that's how we do it here in London and chicks appreciate us berrra (understand? ) angry

Step 5: Money: Stop thinking about money all the time coz it makes u age quickly...serrriously....how on earth do u expect chicks to take u serrrrrious when at age of 18years old...u hav white hair loookin like stone age mechanic? (does it make sense?) angry

....Hopefully...peoples lifes will once again improve after readin this great thread....any question?
Crime › Re: Robbers In Abuja Shoot Widow In The Mouth For Resisting Rape [photo] by MrCork: 11:35am On Dec 08, 2014
....this Hausa people...mennnnnnn. They all the same (no ooofense) angry

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