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Romance › Re: I Did Something Horrible Today by MrCork: 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2014
smaallsz:
Ok 2 weeks ago I found out that my bf has been cheating on me. After everything he apologised and swore he no longer had anything 2 do with the girl dou I knew somehow that he was still in contact with her. I decided 2 ignore everythinng and give my relationship a fresh start. Fast forward......



Today I went to his house and overheard him talking to somebody in a romantic tune.lol. I asked who he was talking to like that and he said that it was a customer o. Customer ke. I then told him to give me his phone. The guy refused vehemently. Btw after that incident he never allowed me 2 touch his phone o. So a very angry me started struggling the fone with him and in the course of struggling the fone fell on the floor and the entire screen got damaged. Right now I feel very angry with myself and angry with him as well. The fone is very expensive and he just bought it less than a month ago. Somehow I feel hapi that he will feel the pain I felt bt the humanity in me feel terrible. And I forgot to mention that he called the girl three times today.

I don't know if I need advice or scolding or whatever I just want you guys to say whatever but please no insult. Tenk
...BRO...yoe boy friend is cheatin and he apologise...What else do u want? angry
Romance › Re: Most Beautiful Dark Female Nairalanders by MrCork: 6:47pm On Dec 19, 2014
...anyways the most beauriful nairaland females accordin to every male are: MAYAPOP & Rozzay....and guess what?

...THEY BOTH LIGHT SKIN!!
angry
Romance › Re: Most Beautiful Dark Female Nairalanders by MrCork: 6:45pm On Dec 19, 2014
kika23:
She said BLACK ....
....black how??...light skin Beyansi black or Ghana Black?.....do u peeeeople hav taste? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Sweet Revenge by MrCork: 6:42pm On Dec 19, 2014
candybella:
right now,am so heart broken..my bf of 3 months did something I dread so much..I went to visit him..to spend some time with him..every evening we do hang out at some popular joints arnd. on Wednesday I was feeling sick n couldn't go out with him n his friends..I allowed him to go coz his friend pleaded with me that it will be d last time of hanging out with his best friend b4 travelling.. arnd after 1,d came bk,his frnd n gf were d first to come bk..wen he later came bk..I expected him to come directly to d room but he was talking to his friends outside.. few mins later,he was still outside. D next tin I heard was him calling one gal n d both went in to d next room..wat I heard dat night really broke my heart..heard d gal moaning n screaming.. n heard d sound of dia bodies.. I was so sad n sleepless.. d next morning he came bk..I confronted him n told him abt last night but he denied it...after hours of apologizing.. he admitted to it n said he was high n drunk n dat he won't do it again..I told him I wanted a break but he pleaded n asked me to forgive him n dat it hasn't reached to d extent of breaking up with him..I really need ur advice guys I want to punish him as he requested but dunno d kind of punishment to gv to him for d act
...r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Most Beautiful Dark Female Nairalanders by MrCork: 6:39pm On Dec 19, 2014
farano:
1. www.nairaland.com/hollamydey

2. www.nairaland.com/faitty20

3. www.nairaland.com/agybabe

4. www.nairaland.com/kristina1

5. www.nairaland.com/shadydamsel

6. www.nairaland.com/Irynterri

7. www.nairaland.com/cutebumzy

8. www.nairaland.com/prexxy1

9. www.nairaland.com/supernet4

10. www.nairaland.com/saraben


Black is beautiful smiley smiley smiley
You can add yours.
...see yor Ghana head like Corn Beef....how comes no light skin female on the list? .. Br we don't mean to be rude but d u where glasses? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Most Beautiful Dark Female Nairalanders by MrCork: 6:37pm On Dec 19, 2014
Food › Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by MrCork: 6:33pm On Dec 19, 2014
...and isn't Suya suppose to be pooor people food?...U people don't Hav McDonalds, Burger King, KFC, Kebab or fish n Chip restaurant?...serrrriously! undecided
Food › Re: 5 Different Kinds Of annoying Persons You Meet When Buying Suya by MrCork: 6:30pm On Dec 19, 2014
saintopus:
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the Aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:

1. 'Give me test' Aboki
These persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.

2. 'Put More Onions'
These persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the Aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.

3. 'Aboki Put Jara'
These class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?

4. 'People Who come to Smell the Suya.'
These are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the angry suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "Aboki the suya too small "

5. 'The Big Boys'
They come usually remain in their cars and order the Aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.


Please add your experiences
...so u r angry coz u buy SUya at Junction??....don't u people hav resturant in that Nigeria?

..serrrriously...am goin bakto bed (no oofense)
angry
Romance › Re: Help Pls I Need Advice!!! by MrCork: 6:26pm On Dec 19, 2014
zaragal:
Help nairalanders my relatnship is crumbling, my bf's mother is against me, she detest me with a great rancour because am from akwa ibom stare she has d mind set dat we re bad pple, we re promiscuous, we re cheats and all, she has always been against sometimes she often tell my bf dat I don't greet her wen I pass on d road and Dats not true I didn't even catch sight of her @ all, because of dis ongoing hatred for me and fear dat my bf loves me a nd is bent on marrying me she called my bf dat she went to see a prophet abt us dat d prophet said I was lyk a python, a pretender, I want to destroy my bf life, I want to strangle and swallow him....my bf hide dis from me for lyk a month until I pestered him to tell me, he himself has neva been comfortable keeping secrets away from me so he did, d mother is so much against me she is warning her son, me on d other hand am not a pretender heaven knows I hav no harm against my bf as a matter of fact I love him so much our religious background re quit opposite, am a born deeper life member, while his mum attends christ embassy, such diabolic prophecy against me is getting really sick and it's crumbling angryour relationship now my bf has quit, I don't want to beg for love tho but honestly my life without dis guy is like am breathing and not living...am not Ok @ all, I cry everyday I feel terrible pains in my chest which grows by the day as a matter of fact I sometimes find it hard to breathe, nobody knws dis except my self and few close frnds, my state of health is going worse by d day because of the absence of dis guy in my life, I was thinking of proving my innocence to every false accusations made against me, about d promiscuity tin, am still a virgin so I can go to d test and show dem dat am not wat dey think I am, abt the python stuff I was lyk we should go meet another true man of God who Ll pray for me, and come nd see his mum nd tell him d truth cos am not a python or wateva she meant its obvious d prophet is a false one, but here my bf said if I do all dis I ll b forcing myself into d family...pls wat should I do...am confused, am scared, pls advice
...hangon...u want usto hep u coz u hate yor boy friend mum coz she from Akum bong??.....ok..we are confused.

...Are u light skin?
angry
Romance › Re: Help Pls I Need Advice!!! by MrCork: 6:23pm On Dec 19, 2014
zaragal:
Help nairalanders my relatnship is crumbling, my bf's mother is against me, she detest me with a great rancour because am from akwa ibom stare she has d mind set dat we re bad pple, we re promiscuous, we re cheats and all, she has always been against sometimes she often tell my bf dat I don't greet her wen I pass on d road and Dats not true I didn't even catch sight of her @ all, because of dis ongoing hatred for me and fear dat my bf loves me a nd is bent on marrying me she called my bf dat she went to see a prophet abt us dat d prophet said I was lyk a python, a pretender, I want to destroy my bf life, I want to strangle and swallow him....my bf hide dis from me for lyk a month until I pestered him to tell me, he himself has neva been comfortable keeping secrets away from me so he did, d mother is so much against me she is warning her son, me on d other hand am not a pretender heaven knows I hav no harm against my bf as a matter of fact I love him so much our religious background re quit opposite, am a born deeper life member, while his mum attends christ embassy, such diabolic prophecy against me is getting really sick and it's crumbling our relationship now my bf has quit, I don't want to beg for love tho but honestly my life without dis guy is like am breathing and not living...am not Ok @ all, I cry everyday I feel terrible pains in my chest which grows by the day as a matter of fact I sometimes find it hard to breathe, nobody knws dis except my self and few close frnds, my state of health is going worse by d day because of the absence of dis guy in my life, I was thinking of proving my innocence to every false accusations made against me, about d promiscuity tin, am still a virgin so I can go to d test and show dem dat am not wat dey think I am, abt the python stuff I was lyk we should go meet another true man of God who Ll pray for me, and come nd see his mum nd tell him d truth cos am not a python or wateva she meant its obvious d prophet is a false one, but here my bf said if I do all dis I ll b forcing myself into d family...pls wat should I do...am confused, am scared, pls advice
angry
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Banky W And His Younger Brother Funmi, Who Is Finer? by MrCork: 6:18pm On Dec 19, 2014
TheRealMrStan:
http://www.informationng.com/2014/12/meet-banky-ws-handsome-younger-brother-funmi-wellington-photos.html


https://www.36ng.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wpid-wp-1418985594104.jpeg

https://www.36ng.com.ng/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/wpid-wp-1418985612384.jpeg

Always thought 'Funmi' was a girl's name?

They are both fine boyz sha...No Homo!

Ladies, how una see them?
.....wha is cute about this g@y looookin mofos that looook like Kenya goat men??...so G@Y people are now cute? ..abi? angry
Celebrities › Re: PSquare Paul Okoye & Wife, Anita Stun in New Photos by MrCork: 7:22pm On Dec 15, 2014
...those P Sqaufe boys cant even spek english...no body like there crap music. They cant sel record/.

PIROOOD!!!
angry
Celebrities › Re: PSquare Paul Okoye & Wife, Anita Stun in New Photos by MrCork: 7:20pm On Dec 15, 2014
LadyAmaka:
Have this lady done any wrong thing to you before?
....sweeery am nut sure if yor glasses is made by Shoe maker...can u see she dak skin?

....she done notin wrong...all we sayn is that she ugly and she nid t bleach.....or is that tooo much to ask ? BUT WHY MUSS U COMPLIAN? why do women always talk bak or Complian? (no oofeinse)
undecided
Romance › Re: Every Man's Dream...(official) by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Dec 15, 2014
...THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR ALL!!!
Romance › Re: Every Man's Dream...(official) by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Dec 15, 2014
Zeemoor:
The obsession is real....
....^^^^kaiiii....this chick kinda look light skin though.....looookin like we now have total of 3 lght skin female on NAiraland

.....I bet she Jamiacan!
cheesy
Celebrities › Re: PSquare Paul Okoye & Wife, Anita Stun in New Photos by MrCork: 3:40pm On Dec 15, 2014
....u cant even compare har to my Sue, Shiquana or Kisha...and they all proper half cast (truss me) angry
Celebrities › Re: PSquare Paul Okoye & Wife, Anita Stun in New Photos by MrCork: 3:36pm On Dec 15, 2014
....even the uglies chick hear in Peckam is finer than 99.7% of the chicks u people hav in that Nigeria....serrrriously....do u even hav light skin womens in that place? ..

Bro Am currently datin 3 light skin chicks right now...truss me...and if u people tink that P Square mofolik wife is fine ...then serrriously..ther is no way we londonders are comin bak to setttttle in that place u people call Negeria (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: Every Man's Dream...(official) by MrCork(op): 3:33pm On Dec 15, 2014
major466:
Every man's dream is to settle with a lady that shares in his dream.
^^^^^ this Ghana man bein watchin too many nollywood movies! (no oofeinse) angry
Celebrities › Re: PSquare Paul Okoye & Wife, Anita Stun in New Photos by MrCork: 1:53am On Dec 15, 2014
....very ugly tin....she ain't even light skin (no ooofesnce) ! angry
Romance › Re: Every Man's Dream...(official) by MrCork(op): 1:45am On Dec 15, 2014
...outter 5 million register females on Nairaland, only two light skin females exist: Mayapop & Rozay......2 outter 5 million isn't bad..I guess! angry
Romance › Every Man's Dream...(official) by MrCork(op): 11:30pm On Dec 14, 2014
..Light Skin Female!! wink
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 6:22pm On Dec 14, 2014
marieolae:
I dnt even think ur from london. Mayb ur lyin. Cos all this talk that ur talking is nt making sense at all.
angry
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 6:21pm On Dec 14, 2014
.....Errm guys...pliease note than french kiss is a London thing....we normally chew the uper lip of the babe

....it's clearly different from the way u people do it ther in Nigeria ...hope this help! (no oofense)
angry
Politics › Re: TIME Magazine Names 'Ebola Fighters' As Person Of The Year. [pix] by MrCork: 4:40pm On Dec 11, 2014
....this is exactly why we Londoners don't wana relocate to that place! angry
Politics › Re: TIME Magazine Names 'Ebola Fighters' As Person Of The Year. [pix] by MrCork: 4:39pm On Dec 11, 2014
......but why don't nigeria win great award like this?...... Serrrrriously....what. Kinda rubbbbish country is that place?

....even to find light skin women there....it's wahala! ( noo offense)
angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 12:39am On Dec 11, 2014
..anyways bak to the serious thread...we apologise if this thread offend anyone (homebase guys).. The main aim is to educate (on how to act like gentleman towards ladies) and not to offend.

THE FEMALES MUST ALWAYS BE NUMBER ONE.

...hopes this help!
wink
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 12:34am On Dec 11, 2014
kentozybee:
do u know what I think I am happy about d person I am u r nt to judge how I look cause I like d way God created me, I AM A LIMITED EDITION THERE CAN B NO OTHER COPIES
...ermm bro ....so u sayin u not ugly? (no ooofesnce) undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 7:38pm On Dec 10, 2014
kentozybee:
see nonsense talk again, Anyway I can't blame u, I blame Mr Seun Fr not throwing u out of NL, it seems u guys know each other Fr him to b shielding u
....nonsense talk simply becuz we agree that females are more important than money and shud be respected?

.... Bro I juss saw yor picture profile & I will refuse to say somtin about yor face.......AMA lover not a fighter (no oofense)
undecided
Celebrities › Re: Are Bush Babies Real? by MrCork: 5:08pm On Dec 10, 2014
messpero90:
Since i was giving birth to and up till now i still dont know if bush babies are real. I have heard stories of them in seven with pots on their heads, 'i was told they gives riches when they are defeated in a fight. But im heare to ask d question how real are Bush babies?
...Bro .hangon...let me google check! angry
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 5:04pm On Dec 10, 2014
sauceny:
When am planning to have a surgery,so some part of ma hairs gon be white & u here telling me what ladies or a gurl would think about it #iLoveAndAdmireYoungGuysWithWhiteOrGreyHair
...brother...serrrriously, am only trina help.....look at yor picture profile and lookalike yor face.

...don't u think ther is some tin missin? (no oofense)
embarassed
Romance › Re: Nairalander's Tips On How To Communicate And Understand Ladies. by MrCork(op): 5:02pm On Dec 10, 2014
.....if I lie...then show me how many homebase guys are goood lookin?... This is why women are imporant in our life's and MUsT always be treated as queens. ....loookat jay z....he used to be very ugly but thanks to beyansi....the ugliness disappear! angry

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