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Romance › Re: Relationship Mistakes You Must Avoid In 2015 by MrCork: 12:48pm On Jan 13, 2015
giffty:
lol,yeaaa
i hope dats nt a problem?
....lu light skin? .. How? ....sweeeeery pliss quit tryin to impress me coz am from London....truss me, it ain't gonnnno work!! (no oofense) angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 12:46pm On Jan 13, 2015
sexymoma:
What did you write angry
....sweeery I no English grama is not yor first language and clearly u never been to London ....how can u start a sentence with what did u write?... Muss u always act like Nigerian? nobody is forma MOD Ogugua....pirrriod angry
Romance › Re: Why Women Don't Wear Socks. by MrCork: 12:42pm On Jan 13, 2015
runtinxnigga:
I have thought about it over and over again and found out that most women do not put on socks. Is that God created it to be or is it natural for women? Friends I need ur contributions on this.
....see this boy?.... Bro so u don't want them to wear socks?... U want to loook at free pant!!

......kaiiiiii.my guy, great move!!!
cheesy
Romance › Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by MrCork: 12:39pm On Jan 13, 2015
VickyyB:
undecided undecided
..I lie?... Ok...prooove us wrong...are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: . by MrCork: 12:38pm On Jan 13, 2015
..Nobody is the former Niaraland MOD Ogugua that waz sack along side with that yellow boy everybody hate called sexxxskill (no offense) angry
Romance › Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by MrCork: 12:35pm On Jan 13, 2015
clevvermind:
Here are the top ten most pretty romancelanders every guy including myself would wish to kiss. Any guy that says otherwise is a liar and the truth is not in him.
grin

Here are their monikers:

1.Cococandy


2.Farano


3.Jennimma


4. Marieolae


5. VickyyB


6. Eroticangelina


7. Ireneomy


8. Mprex


9. Kristina1


10. ......

Who should be the tenth person?
^^^^ok..we not sayin Ghana people don't hav taste but this Ghana boy clearly don't have taste......do anyone of those chicks loook light skin to u? (no oofiense,) angry
Romance › Re: Top Ten Most Pretty Nairalanders Every Guy Would Wish To Kiss. by MrCork: 12:34pm On Jan 13, 2015
clevvermind:
Here are the top ten most pretty romancelanders every guy including myself would wish to kiss. Any guy that says otherwise is a liar and the truth is not in him.
grin

Here are their monikers:

1.Cococandy


2.Farano


3.Jennimma


4. Marieolae


5. VickyyB


6. Eroticangelina


7. Ireneomy


8. Mprex


9. Kristina1


10. ......

Who should be the tenth person?
angry
Romance › Re: Relationship Mistakes You Must Avoid In 2015 by MrCork: 12:33pm On Jan 13, 2015
[quote author=giffty post=29751500][/quote].. R u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Relationship Mistakes You Must Avoid In 2015 by MrCork: 12:32pm On Jan 13, 2015
[quote author=giffty post=29751500][/quote]angry
Romance › Re: They Are Now Using Fine Girls To Kidnap Men For Rituals(my Story) by MrCork: 12:31pm On Jan 13, 2015
krall:
I want to use this opportunity to expose this evil I encountered just a few days ago. The reason why I post in this section is because this is where perverted brothers are being bred day and night. Think well and shine your eye before you follow that fine girl to her house and before you know it you will wake up naked tied to a stick inside one bush in calabar.
I don't know if its because of this forthcoming election but one has to be very careful especially this romance section boy looking for one way to catch woman or the other. Before you know it you will be the one inside the net.

This is how it happened, I just went to buy akara early in the morning that I will use for breakfast and was about coming back with my akara when a honda crosstour suv pulled over beside me. I minded my business and was about to leave going before I heard a horn as one fine voice said, "Good morning sir" and turned my head to look.
It was one very pretty young lady not up to 30 inside wearing an expensive suit and I wondered how she is so rich or maybe its her papa connection. She said she was looking for one olu obasanjo road like that and if I know direction. I was about to start explaining as it was not too far but the streets were somewhat confusing and it looked like she was in a hurry so she offered that I join her in the vehicle and lead the way.
I quickly dropped my akara and told the akara woman that I will collect it later. I had already started to plan me move on how to introduce my self as I jumped inside the car.

I don't know how it happened but before we reached the end of the street, I became dizzy and confused as I began consciousness.
I was fighting to keep myself awake, I had no strength in me. I couldn't even lift my hand as this young lady was speeding away. I also don't know how it happened but after like 30 mins and we had gone far I started begging her to release me that I won't tell anybody I know her, that I don't want to die. she just laughed and said "this one wey you never sleep yet, you strong ooo. Don't worry we will soon reach" as I heard that, strenght from no where surged into me and I punched her face, unlocked the door and threw myslef out of the car and landed hard on the pavement. She stopped and started reversing the car but when People on the road we were gathered to see what was happening, she just sped off as I kept pointing the car.
They carried me to a chemist where I later recovered and when I asked where I am they said am in calabar. No money on me except the akara change. I explained what happened and the people helped me to the park where they put me in a car to go back home.

If not that I was vigilant and refused to be shaken, I wonder what could have become of me.
..ok...so be cuz babe reject u...u lie that they kid nap u so we can feel sorry for u...abi?.... U homebase people and yor story's mennnnnn! angry
Romance › Re: They Are Now Using Fine Girls To Kidnap Men For Rituals(my Story) by MrCork: 12:30pm On Jan 13, 2015
krall:
I want to use this opportunity to expose this evil I encountered just a few days ago. The reason why I post in this section is because this is where perverted brothers are being bred day and night. Think well and shine your eye before you follow that fine girl to her house and before you know it you will wake up naked tied to a stick inside one bush in calabar.
I don't know if its because of this forthcoming election but one has to be very careful especially this romance section boy looking for one way to catch woman or the other. Before you know it you will be the one inside the net.

This is how it happened, I just went to buy akara early in the morningŶ that I will use for breakfast and was about coming back with my akara when a honda crosstour suv pulled over beside me. I minded my business and was about to leave going before I heard a horn as one fine voice said, "Good morning sir" and turned my head to look.
It was one very pretty young lady not up to 30 inside wearing an expensive suit and I wondered how she is so rich or maybe its her papa connection. She said she was looking for one olu obasanjo road like that and if I know direction. I was about to start explaining as it was not too far but the streets were somewhat confusing and it looked like she was in a hurry so she offered that I join her in the vehicle and lead the way.
I quickly dropped my akara and told the akara woman that I will collect it later. I had already started to plan me move on how to introduce my self as I jumped inside the car.

I don't know how it happened but before we reached the end of the street, I became dizzy and confused as I began consciousness.
I was fighting to keep myself awake, I had no strength in me. I couldn't even lift my hand as this young lady was speeding away. I also don't know how it happened but after like 30 mins and we had gone far I started begging her to release me that I won't tell anybody I know her, that I don't want to die. she just laughed and said "this one wey you never sleep yet, you strong ooo. Don't worry we will soon reach" as I heard that, strenght from no where surged into me and I punched her face, unlocked the door and threw myslef out of the car and landed hard on the pavement. She stopped and started reversing the car but when People on the road we were gathered to see what was happening, she just sped off as I kept pointing the car.
They carried me to a chemist where I later recovered and when I asked where I am they said am in calabar. No money on me except the akara change. I explained what happened and the people helped me to the park where they put me in a car to go back home.

If not that I was vigilant and refused to be shaken, I wonder what could have become of me.
angry
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme's nephew So Cute by MrCork: 12:29pm On Jan 13, 2015
stanisbaratheon:
hyperactivity disorder. You know when you see one ^^^
..^^ this one clearly never beeeen to London...muss u people always act like Nigerians? Why u cusssin innosent people for no reason? (no oofense) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme's nephew So Cute by MrCork: 12:27pm On Jan 13, 2015
TrishaP:
What does that mean?
....u write English like village girl confusing every body and then u ask us what we mean?.... Sweeery, serrriously...r u light skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme's nephew So Cute by MrCork: 8:29pm On Jan 12, 2015
TrishaP:
Don't bash them, it was my mistake which I have corrected.
...ok...so u didn't go to sckhool? are u light skin? angry
Celebrities › Re: Osita Iheme's nephew So Cute by MrCork: 7:14pm On Jan 12, 2015
...you people are BUSH in that Nigeria.....serrrriously...does "Nephew and Son mean the same things??.....No wonder English grammar is a problem is that place (no oofense) angry
Celebrities › Re: Off The Market! Dominic Mudabai Proposes To His Girlfriend, Tope Akinmade by MrCork: 6:16pm On Jan 12, 2015
....that boy neeed glaasses.....cant he see she dak skin? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Is Sex On The First Date Acceptable? by MrCork: 5:49pm On Jan 12, 2015
Henrybright:
Relationships, especially when it comes to the affairs of the heart, are tricky. More so in the beginning, when there are flurry of emotions to deal with. On one hand, you are still battling with your heart: he/she loves me, he/she loves me not? But somewhere, deep down inside, your basic instincts
start to take over. What do you do? Do you give in and
rather enjoy the moment or hold out a little longer till you are absolutely sure? I'm sure we all have something to say about this , we should try to give out reasons y we can/can't do it
...so u askin us what to do if u see punny??..how looong u been g@y? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Is Sex On The First Date Acceptable? by MrCork: 5:48pm On Jan 12, 2015
Henrybright:
Relationships, especially when it comes to the affairs of the heart, are tricky. More so in the beginning, when there are flurry of emotions to deal with. On one hand, you are still battling with your heart: he/she loves me, he/she loves me not? But somewhere, deep down inside, your basic instincts
start to take over. What do you do? Do you give in and
rather enjoy the moment or hold out a little longer till you are absolutely sure? I'm sure we all have something to say about this , we should try to give out reasons y we can/can't do it
angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Matured Ladies And Guys Who Wants To Date Here Should Be Encouraged. by MrCork: 5:44pm On Jan 12, 2015
clevvermind:
Don't put a hindrance in the way of matured ladies and guys who have found their true love here and wants to go into a serious relationship that may leads to marriage. Let us encourage them and support them anyway we can. One can get his or her life partner here. I'm not talking about kids here, i'm talking about matured ladies and guys who knows what dating is all about. Let's encourage Nairaland's dating.
...bro ..you don't hav sckhool home work? angry
Romance › Re: Every Guy Biggest Problem..official!! by MrCork(op): 11:45am On Jan 10, 2015
....juss said hello to a babe and she juss walk me pass like am a see through mirror......why are chicks so disrespectful in 2015?

....ok...am thinkin maybe she deaf or maybe she lessssbian coz sjhe looookit! (no oofeinse)
angry
Romance › Re: This Made Me Laugh, It Might Make You Laugh Too by MrCork: 1:38am On Jan 10, 2015
mako007:
Fellow Nairalanders Sunday the 11th is my birthday and I planned on just chilling at home with my "bae'. I told her my plans and she bought it. We met today and she told me plain I had to give her money for her hair dat she can't carry her old hair on my bday I just laughed and told her "Bae no be Jesus bday! and remember I told you we chilling home so ion mind your hair old". She begged and begged , I didn't look uche face. What got me laughing was when she then told me to lend her money to buy me a gift, really? I laughed so hard I left where we were. Now she's not picking my calls. hehehe. Good riddance Mehn.
...ha ha ha ha....very funny!! angry
Romance › Re: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by MrCork: 12:18am On Jan 10, 2015
EroticAngelina:
did you have to quote the whole thing angry
....did I ask u for story?....I simply ask if u light skin?....u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by MrCork: 10:26pm On Jan 09, 2015
EroticAngelina:
I created a thread on how to catch guys who only want your body, and guys asked for a counter thread. So ive decided to do it.

I actually typed this list before, and copied it, but i dont know how it disappeared, i cried coz to start typing it all over again is so hard sad

note, i made this up, i didnt copy from any blog. So bloggers back off! angry

- any girl girl that appears local and poorly dressed are actually the real golddiggers! Cos they are ready to make money in anyway possible.

- she always spend money too much. Watch closely, any girl who spends money a lot is like to be a golddigger! This is one of the major ways to know them. They spend a lot because they know that they have maga/magas (sugar daddies) that provide the money whenever they want. But a girl who works and sweats for her money will never spend it like that.

- she always tells you her financial problems. When a girl is always telling you the financial problems shes going through, then she is likely to be a money sucker! She never complains of anything else, except money.

-she always want to go shopping with your money. When you complain, she says that she has to look good so that you wont leave her for another girl. Na so!

- she doesnt wanna meet your relatives or parents because shes not spending long time with you, and dont wanna make a bad name.

- most ladies who want your money are usually the ones who fake shyness and quietness. You will never know what they are upto. But the talkatives are usually caught because they can talk too much and they wont know when they talk what they shouldnt.

- 60% of golddiggers are very intelligent, and 40% are not. So be very careful and extra smart with them cos they know what they are doing

- she always ask for money. This is a direct appraoch. Its not bad to ask for money from ur man, but dont do it always or u will be labeled a golddigger. A girl who always asks for money..hmmm think twice about her.

- she is ready to do anything for money. Watch her well. Her eyes shine when ever she sees or hears money, and she is very smart and quick when it comes to money. grin

- she is never interested in your life or what you have to say or share with her. She doesnt act like your companion, but when the issue of money comes up, shes more than available. Such ladies should be avoided

- she steals. When you catch her stealing or trying to eat your money by decieving you, my dear brother, run away from her like shes the devil!! Cos if you still stay with her after she must have sweet talked you, you are on ya own!

- golddiggers are extremely sexy and can make you agree to what you wouldnt normally agree to if you were in your right senses. Some are even witches!!! embarassed

- shes extremely jealous when you look at other women. Trust me on this one.

- she doesnt like sharing any of her things, especially money!

- she is too secretive!

- she always goes for high class stuff. Now theres a difference between a woman who goes for high class stuff with her earned or inherited money, and a woman who goes for high class stuff with a man's money!

These are all i can remember. I hope they help guys smiley
no insalts! Add more to the list!
....u keep creatin 10 stressful thread a day......are u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: How To Catch Girls Who Only Want Your Money Oo!! by MrCork: 10:25pm On Jan 09, 2015
EroticAngelina:
I created a thread on how to catch guys who only want your body, and guys asked for a counter thread. So ive decided to do it.

I actually typed this list before, and copied it, but i dont know how it disappeared, i cried coz to start typing it all over again is so hard sad

note, i made this up, i didnt copy from any blog. So bloggers back off! angry

- any girl girl that appears local and poorly dressed are actually the real golddiggers! Cos they are ready to make money in anyway possible.

- she always spend money too much. Watch closely, any girl who spends money a lot is like to be a golddigger! This is one of the major ways to know them. They spend a lot because they know that they have maga/magas (sugar daddies) that provide the money whenever they want. But a girl who works and sweats for her money will never spend it like that.

- she always tells you her financial problems. When a girl is always telling you the financial problems shes going through, then she is likely to be a money sucker! She never complains of anything else, except money.

-she always want to go shopping with your money. When you complain, she says that she has to look good so that you wont leave her for another girl. Na so!

- she doesnt wanna meet your relatives or parents because shes not spending long time with you, and dont wanna make a bad name.

- most ladies who want your money are usually the ones who fake shyness and quietness. You will never know what they are upto. But the talkatives are usually caught because they can talk too much and they wont know when they talk what they shouldnt.

- 60% of golddiggers are very intelligent, and 40% are not. So be very careful and extra smart with them cos they know what they are doing

- she always ask for money. This is a direct appraoch. Its not bad to ask for money from ur man, but dont do it always or u will be labeled a golddigger. A girl who always asks for money..hmmm think twice about her.

- she is ready to do anything for money. Watch her well. Her eyes shine when ever she sees or hears money, and she is very smart and quick when it comes to money. grin

- she is never interested in your life or what you have to say or share with her. She doesnt act like your companion, but when the issue of money comes up, shes more than available. Such ladies should be avoided

- she steals. When you catch her stealing or trying to eat your money by decieving you, my dear brother, run away from her like shes the devil!! Cos if you still stay with her after she must have sweet talked you, you are on ya own!

- golddiggers are extremely sexy and can make you agree to what you wouldnt normally agree to if you were in your right senses. Some are even witches!!! embarassed

- shes extremely jealous when you look at other women. Trust me on this one.

- she doesnt like sharing any of her things, especially money!

- she is too secretive!

- she always goes for high class stuff. Now theres a difference between a woman who goes for high class stuff with her earned or inherited money, and a woman who goes for high class stuff with a man's money!

These are all i can remember. I hope they help guys smiley
no insalts! Add more to the list!
angry
Romance › Re: GUYS!! Can U Date A Bossy Babe? by MrCork: 6:53pm On Jan 09, 2015
chrislu:
Can you date a girl who always like being in control, when I was in school, I had this lodge mate who had a girlfriend that always wanted 2 know the guy's every move, maybe it was cus she was rich, I was always feeling for the dude cus he was very gentle n dint like trouble, there was a time she almost fought with a girl that came to pay the guy a visit. Jst erected this topic to know what u guys feel. Can u date a lady who will always be monitoring you?
...well I like IBO women cuz of there masculine look.....they usualy hav mustache wit side brow wink
Romance › Re: Some Romacelanders And The Kind Of Thread They Open by MrCork: 6:49pm On Jan 09, 2015
skywalker888:
Have been noticing some particular romaceladers they open threads in similar ways

1)Tosyn2much he always opens a list of 10 things hegives detailed explanation of his threads

2)Enusmith he always opens a list of 7 things he always gives detailed and precise explanation

3)Samflexxy he always opens a list of 5 things he's threads are always short and precise

4)Clevvermind he opens controversial threads cheesy
...^^^ naggin...and then she complains she cant find man undecided
Romance › Re: Some Romacelanders And The Kind Of Thread They Open by MrCork: 6:46pm On Jan 09, 2015
skywalker888:
Have been noticing some particular romaceladers they open threads in similar ways

1)Tosyn2much he always opens a list of 10 things hegives detailed explanation of his threads

2)Enusmith he always opens a list of 7 things he always gives detailed and precise explanation

3)Samflexxy he always opens a list of 5 things he's threads are always short and precise

4)Clevvermind he opens controversial threads cheesy
angry
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
clevvermind:
if i want to get a girl, i would get her. save that story ok. u need money.
...get girl from wher?..father chrisssmas? bro it sounds like u juss woke up bed. Arent u the one complainin 2 minutes ago on yor thread that u strugggglin to find a woman coz u don't look right??

...and then u comin up wit attitude simply coz am tryn to help u....bro Pls quit tryn to impress me coz u no u don't hav a woman!!
angry
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:30pm On Jan 09, 2015
....bro I don't mean to sound rude but sounds like u never dated a light skin female in yor life...serrriouslty....if u busy worryin about money..then how can u afford them?? Bro truss me..I am tryin to help u (build your confidence)


....I lie?
undecided
Romance › Re: The Passport To Getting Any Girl Is Money. by MrCork: 6:27pm On Jan 09, 2015
...hangon...so why cant u post your picture if u not ugly?.....ther u go! undecided

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