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Jokes Etc › Easiest Chat Up Line Ever. by MrCork(op): 8:35pm On Dec 03, 2013

...hi

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Prefer Younger Or Older Ladies?? by MrCork: 8:09pm On Dec 03, 2013

Dannylux: Older with not more than 3 years.. Can't marry an older lady tho

....in 3 years u will be 18 undecided

Romance › Re: With Money All Girls Are Possible... by MrCork: 8:06pm On Dec 03, 2013

[quote author=pimp_lucious ]With money all girls are possible. Somebody prove me wrong.[/quote]....brother..u need more training,truss me. .

....Am a plaYa and it's all about Brazilian wig to catch them undecided

Romance › Re: Guys Do You Prefer Younger Or Older Ladies?? by MrCork: 8:02pm On Dec 03, 2013

...as a plaYa..I don't date over 25.s....,no offense but I don't like old cargos.....I like the light skins and half cast ones though angry

Celebrities › Re: Wale NOT Interested In Nigerian Women by MrCork: 7:59pm On Dec 03, 2013

...am a plaYa and I don't near them either angry

Romance › Re: Would You Date This Guy? by MrCork: 7:44pm On Dec 03, 2013

manytinz: On a trip to Lagos I met a guy, I was catching fun in a club in VI on a Saturday, I was staying at a hotel in VI. I was dancing and dancing alone, I dont take alcohol hence I had my water, this guy persisted for nearly 2hrs as I was ignoring him, insisted on buying me a drink and upon hearing I do not drink bought me a pitcher of juice.

When time came for me to leave I was going out to call the hotel cab and come back inside to wait for them to confirm they have arrived. The guy insists on driving me however I refused, unfortunately the cab driver was not picking my call then I figured let me just let this guy drop me.
When we got to my hotel, we chatted for a while outside and I ended up giving him my name and number and we would meet for breakfast the next day after church which we did.
He seems like a pleasant enough guy... then the next day after our full day date (Monday) he gives me N100k (less than 48hrs after we met). Two days later I was going to market to get fabrics and he gives me 20k. Please note I did not ask him for a single dime nor was I intimate with him. Don't you think this was too soon for such money dashing? He wants us to date even though I live in another country.

...ok.so u charge 100k Somali dolla an hour.. That's about £15 an hour in London undecided

Romance › Re: Kemi Omololu-olunloyo "Nigerian Men stink and are very dirty" by MrCork: 7:36pm On Dec 03, 2013

. ..I tink she is referring to home-based guys...they don't use pefume angry

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Romance › Re: Pls,someone Should Help Me And Answer This Question. by MrCork: 6:43pm On Dec 03, 2013

Nnenna Nelly: Hi, Nairaland members. My boyfriend is among the 70th recruits of th Nigerian Army..He is currently in Nigerian Military School of Engineering Makurdi, Benue State 4 his training ..Pls how long will it last?

...so yor boyfriend is a 70yers old Army offficer? ...serrriously?..I give up!! angry

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Romance › Re: 22-year-old Boy Commits Suicide After ‘ Sugar Mummy ’ Dumped Him.. by MrCork: 6:02pm On Dec 03, 2013

...ok..u see how Nigerian woman kill the poor boy coz of ordinary punny? ...,seriously....I giv up! angry

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 6:00pm On Dec 03, 2013

...was the topic! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, Gentlemen & Playa's!! by MrCork(op): 5:46pm On Dec 03, 2013*

Booty butt chic: [color=#FF0000] am feeling sorry for mr cork...let's free him abeg ...3 good threads derailed already.don't let him leave NL,yoll knw he's our comedian...cork come bak we forgive u ----------------------------------------------------P.S-mr cork don't thank me ,thank God [/color]

Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, Gentlemen & Playa's!! by MrCork(op): 5:12pm On Dec 01, 2013

..and by the way..mod sexxslick Moved it from romance to joke section....this is a serious Mata..is every tin a joke?! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: Guys, Gentlemen & Playa's!! by MrCork(op): 5:09pm On Dec 01, 2013

...women are beaurifull except Nigerian women....,.they will trapp u!! angry

Jokes Etc › Guys, Gentlemen & Playa's!! by MrCork(op): 4:14pm On Dec 01, 2013

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......please note:

......,when a female phones you & says: ...hi, "can we talk?".....(((alarm bells))).....it means she pregggy & want to trap you..

...my advise....."change your number & escape! angry

Jokes Etc › Re: The Romantic Picture! by MrCork(op): 7:23pm On Nov 30, 2013*

booqee: mtchew..u think i'm joking?? I'll show you guys in another thread

...sweery ..ordinary nyansh,u don't have.... ordinary boobsy,u don't hav...ordnary lip, u don't have.... Ordinary boyfriend,u can't find...I giv up! undecided

Romance › Re: Free Romance Help And Advise For All. by MrCork(op): 4:12am On Nov 30, 2013*

booqee: i concur. I've always pictured mr cork to have a sweaty, smelly and dripping armpit. Thank God he now realise dat it irritates ladies.

...do u look like a lady? undecided

Jokes Etc › Re: The Romantic Picture! by MrCork(op): 8:44pm On Nov 29, 2013

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.ok...apart from me.. Am suspectin everyone on this thread is suffering from malaria angry

Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 6:55pm On Nov 29, 2013

kajole: guy u high?

Sup with all the crazy stuffs?

U my man, bin locked up but bin coming back soon.

Peace out

...brother..not sure if u have eatin today but I serrriously do not under stand yor grammar (no ooofeinee) embarassed

Jokes Etc › The Romantic Picture! by MrCork(op): 4:19pm On Nov 29, 2013

..…..But why are black women always take pictures of their *side face* and just *One Portion* of their Nyansh?.. ..whats the logic? angry

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