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 Romance › Re: African Ladies Please Learn How To Pamper Your Men by MrCork: 2:09pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
...I am 2000% convinced that Hisrib is ONILA!!!!  1 Like |
| Romance › Re: In Fat And Slim Girls Which One Can Cook Better by MrCork: 1:54pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
ojingbe: Just at firstsight.wat whl b ur perception?....errm Bro..no oofeince but do you have proper english names like billy, Sammy, jerry, jimmy, jacky.....what is ojinge? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: I Need A Gay Friend by MrCork: 1:17pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
..BIG DEAL!! ...so you people want to pretend like you dont play Elton John, George Michael, Boy George or 2Face at parties there in Nigeria?...GROW UP!!! 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: A Man Who Cannot Respect A Woman Is Not A Man by MrCork: 1:04pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Orikinla: A man who cannot respect a woman is not a Man.....this is the side effect of watchin too many Nollywould movies!! |
| Romance › Re: am blessed by MrCork: 12:26pm On Nov 27, 2013 |
Mister Dan: nigga....get a life dude..ermm Reminder: ..200 views & 5 post? .... i give up..serriously!! |
| Romance › Re: An Xmas Gift For My Fiance. by MrCork: 10:39am On Nov 27, 2013 |
prissyluv: Pls house,I want to give my fiance an xmas gift but lack ideas on things to give him. The cost of the gift must not exceed 5,000k. Thanks for your suggestions...sweeery why waste moiney? ...juss giv him punny! |
| Romance › Re: am blessed by MrCork: 8:50am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Mister Dan: I was reading an something yesterday online and came across an a poll conducted among women to know the perfect size for their partner. some said they want it long and big, others said its normal size. what do Nigerian girls like? ladies lets here it.....brother..no offense.. So.. instead of tryin to connect punny on nairaland....u busy conducting a book on the size of a man,s 'kondo'?......... I giv up! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Romantic Guy! by MrCork(op): 7:31am On Nov 27, 2013 |
....and ladies please note..when he gives u too much compliment....it's a sign] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Romantic Guy! by MrCork(op): 7:06am On Nov 27, 2013*. Modified: 7:28am On Nov 27, 2013 |
Stylishrita: I know dis question is for guys buh as a girl, it depends on who d guy is n the impression u want to give while walking...romantic guys are weak!! |
| Jokes Etc › The Romantic Guy! by MrCork(op): 10:29pm On Nov 26, 2013*. Modified: 7:27am On Nov 27, 2013 |
....Ladies..if any guy allows you to hold his hand while you walk or he dresses too neat or he cries when talkin about sad story or he loves reading romance novels or he is too romantic and worst off all, he loves comedy movies..... .... .truss me he Ga,y! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Guys, Are Stretch Marks A Turn-off? by MrCork: 8:58pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
..which turn of?...,but what has stretch mark gots to do wit punny?. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 8:54pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
MissLirusehn: u edited dis?? That is what we call silence is golden..sweery..my advise.. next time u want to toast me...jusss be your sef...I do not play had to get!...seriously!  |
| Romance › Re: Does He Truly Loves Me? by MrCork: 8:49pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
[quote author=mz_ade]i'm a girl of 19yrs + and i have a bf who is 21yrs + he loves me so much and I love him too. though, we aren't staying together in d same country,. ...he lives in nigeria and i stay overs we do skype alot.....he spends most of his time with me on social networking....that i can't even doubt if he's cheating on me. but something happend between us yesterday that really hurt me.... we do so many nasty things.... he asked me to send a picture of my vag**a..and i asked for his own too...though, that was not our first time he sent d picture of his pe**s and i sent mine too....we talked nasty and went... so, this morning...he called saying he had a coffession to make...i should please 4give him....to cut d story short....he said the pic he sent was not his own pe**is...he downloaded it on tweeter....i was shocked when i heard it....he started apologising....saying he loves me that's y he confessed....I'm Confused because he editted both mine and d fake penis..placing it together.....does he really loves me for confessing? please i need your help!!!!!!!!! i'm just a small girl but a college student...we are both in medical field[/quote]..huh?..19 yers old?...don't u have skool homework? |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:14pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
....and juss 57 light skin females in the whole of west Africa? |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Evy E: i meant race honey? what's with the angry face?. anyway dont answer anymore. tell me why u always seem to have unusual issues all the time..ok sweery...since u are light skin..what would u like to no? |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:07pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
...and only 2 in the whole of nairaland? ,,,,seriously..I giv up! |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:02pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
.. ...but how comes their are only 6 halfcast babes in the whole of Nigeria?.. |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 7:16pm On Nov 26, 2013*. Modified: 7:59pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Evy E: i meant race honey? what's with the angry face?. anyway dont answer anymore. tell me why u always seem to have unusual issues all the time...London |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 6:17pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Evy E: whats your race Mr Cork?...Nigerian |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 4:22pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
..i give up! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies, Please Let Them Know. by MrCork(op): 4:21pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
[quote author=QueenR.A.W]Because Real, Beautiful, Intelligent, Industrious Women are thought of as valuable. We think of ourselves as assets, and know that we contribute great value to any man we choose to attach to.If a man Is not honorable , hardworking and upstanding, he may not be worthy of " catching" me. Women who are loose may not carry such standards. If your looking to play,there are plenty easy women with lack of looks and/or self esteem .But if you want to settledown, much more work is required.Good things come to those who work for them. ... ..................... Then again, this is just my perspective.[/quote] |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 4:18pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Danhumprey: You're welcome,Katherine. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 3:25pm On Nov 26, 2013*. Modified: 3:52pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Danhumprey: Didn't you noticed the way he type? I seem to be suffering from dyslexia...thank u Dingo! |
| Romance › Re: Inbox: I Am A 17 Year-old Female Orphan Who Is Addicted To Sex, Please Help! by MrCork: 2:22pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
Booty butt chic: Fake story! Seen dis shitt wif several pictures on facebook mstweew!..u don’t have skool homework? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 2:20pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
..Another babe ran away simply becoz I asked her to proof what airport she landed in London…..but why are babes tryin to impress me for no reason?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 2:12pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
MissLirusehn: u have much of a kid..ther they go a again….babes tryin to impress a Londoner.. and then u ask them questions to proof they been to London..they get emotional and start cussin innocent people for no reason...I give up! |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 2:02pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
MissLirusehn: kk. I think am even adding more to ur comments...ok u been to London...what bus goes to Peckam? |
| Romance › Re: Certified Relationship Expert! Ask Your Questions by MrCork: 2:01pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
HisRib: Do you have unanswered questions about your relationship?..I can ask any question? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 1:59pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
...punny so hard to connect...please how can i derail this thread? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 1:53pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
MissLirusehn: that is ur opinion...ok I belive u. |
| Romance › Re: My Mother Called And Told Me, She Saw Me Pregnant In Her Dream! by MrCork: 1:52pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
..Onlila...Sweeery, U again...didnt they ban u for posting more thread? |
| Romance › Re: Inbox: I Am A 17 Year-old Female Orphan Who Is Addicted To Sex, Please Help! by MrCork: 1:46pm On Nov 26, 2013 |
..i think I can help!  1 Like |
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